Korean Roommate's Friends Blocks the Toilet
I told you about my Korean roommate Kelly's habits and how she has a pretty loose BM every single morning. So a couple of weeks ago (on a Friday evening), she had a friend over to hang out in our room. I really don't mind and I was fine with this. Later this evening, I went to a party at one of my friends. When I came home, Kelly was already sleeping.
So next morning I was woken up by Kelly! She apologized that the toilet was blocked! I had a slight hangover so I was in no mood to hear that! I told her to unclog it and to let me sleep. Later I woke up with a tremendous urge to use the bathroom! And this not only to pee, if you see what I mean. I asked Kelly what was up with our bathroom. She answered that she did not manage to reach the janitors. She apologized again. I was in a bad mood, because I was somewhat dehydrated. I went to the bathroom only to find it stinky and the toilet lid was closed. Kelly followed me and told me that she didn't know that it was clogged before using it. I opened the lid and saw that the water level was high and her soft shit was all over! It was quite a load, that's for sure. Kelly told me that her friend might have flushed some sanitary pads and some wet wipes. I swore, but that's only because I was in a bad mood. I said sorry Kelly I really cannot hold it because I am truly desperate.
So I pulled down my pajamas and let loose. My pee started gushing out at once and my bumhole opened to let out the famous day after drinking shit! At first it consisted of soft logs, but soon an uninterrupted stream of mush started oozing out! I felt so much better already. Of course, Kelly was impressed because she never had seen me shitting before. I couldn't help but moan as the soft alcohol-soaked shit kept oozing out. I was feeling somewhat sick, also because of the smell, but not only. I managed not to throw up. Then I washed my hands and brushed my teeth. Flushing the toilet would have caused it to overflow so I just closed the lid! Then I went back to bed.
When I woke up again Kelly told me that she had spoken with the facility services. They would dispatch someone to fix our bathroom on Monday. They told us to just use some public bathrooms on campus or at the gym in the meantime. Allegedly, they weren't friendly at all. That's not okay given that we spend a lot for staying in this dorm. Kelly also told me that the water drains, albeit very slowly, so it is okay to use the toilet just for peeing.
So later that day I went for breakfast and then I hit the gym. The excesses of the previous night were still leaving my body, so I wasn't surprised when the urge to shit hit me in the middle of my workout! So I went to the ladies. Both stalls were free and a blonde athletic girl wearing a Nike sport bra was washing her hands. One of the cisterns was refilling and the room was quite stinky so I assumed that she had just emptied her bowels! I was about to take the stall that she just had used, but she had heavily stained the bowl, so I decided for the other one. I made myself comfy and squeezed out a mushy load! It was quite stinky too and it had me wiping many times. When I was done, I flushed the toilet. Many heavy skid marks remained but I didn't care.
So after I finished my workout and showered I went for dinner with some of my teammates. I was obviously starving so we all really ate a lot. We enjoyed some drinks as well but I did not want to drink too much again. So I went back to the dorm rather early and I watched some Netflix with Kelly.
So next morning we woke up at the same time. I had my morning pee but the bathroom was very stinky from our macerating shits! I warned Kelly about the stench and she made a funny face. She said that she would have a quick pee and then go to the dining hall (to take a shit, I assumed). But apparently, her morning shit was too urgent to be held in as I heard her having her usual morning blowout on the toilet! When she came out of our en-suite, she apologized and told me she could not hold it anymore once she sat on the bowl! I told her not to worry, the facility services certainly see gross things everyday. So she did not need to go to the dining hall in the end.
In the afternoon, as I was working on an essay, I felt the familiar sensation in my belly: I needed to take a shit! But since I was in a productive streak I decided to postpone it. A few minutes later, I realized that I had made a mistake. The effect of the coffee was too strong! There was no way I could walk to the nearest communal toilets so I had to use our en-suite. For some reason, I wasn't brave enough to tell Kelly the truth so I said that I was going for a pee. The second I sat down, I started shitting this huge log! It coiled over the disgusting mush in the bowl. I felt much better immediately. I then squeezed out another big log. Then I felt done already so I had a quick pee and I wiped. The bowl was almost full with our four shits!
Later Kelly saw my shit and she was very impressed! She told me that I should have kept it for the dining hall because that would not make the unclogging easier. I answered that I tried but it just slid out as I was peeing!
So on Monday morning the janitors came by while we were away. They managed to unclog the toilet but they left it in an absolutely disgusting state! There were even splash marks on the floor. They must have thought that we must have filled it on purpose. Thankfully Kelly cleaned the bathroom afterwards.Kermit
To Usually uneventful in intimate help
I would be very glad if I could help my wife or someoneelse close to me help with pooping. And I would be happy if my partner would do so for me.
Dutch female
Outdoorsy Girl's Survey
1. Do you feel any embarrassment or anxiety when realizing that you have to poop outside?
Yes.
2. Do you tell your friends when you have to go away to poop?
No.
3. How often and when do you mostly poop outside?
Last summer I was camping in Scandinavia with some friends. Then I had to do it several times.
4. Do you practice LNT partly or fully?
Not really.
5. How is your positure when pooping (squatting, bending forward, standing etc.)?
Squatting low.
6. Do you discuss your poop with friends afterwards?
No.
7. Have you spotted (none, some, many of) your friends or family when pooping?
I have not spotted any from my family. But when camping last summer I spotted some others from my group. I once saw one of the boys squatting behind a huge stone. He did not spot me.
8. Did they discover you?
See above.
9. Have anyone seen you when pooping outside?
Yes, I flush just by thinking about it. Up in the mountains I had to poop and went behind some bushes without noticing a male hiker coming down the slope behind me.
10. What type of poop do you mainly do when outside (size, form, color)?
Mostly like a thick rope (30 cm long and 4 cm thick, brown).
11. Have you seen the poop of anyone you know outside.
Yes, my friends' poop many times because everyone had to poop outside when we were camping, but only once I was 100 % sure who had done it (the boy described above). Many other times I had kind of a suspicion, but never quite sure.
12. Have you seen people you do not know when pooping outside?
Once I walked in on a mature male stranger with his bum bare between some bushes just as he was wiping his bottom. He got very embarrassed I think. He was camping with his wife near us. Another time a young German couple was camping near us. In the morning I saw the man pull trousers down and squat behind some bushes. Later I saw that he had left several turds there.
13. (Gender and age, not necessary but if you want to share.)
Female, 17