Esme
Missing my Pooping Buddies!
I want to apologize for being a bit absent the past few weeks. I know I have posted but not as much as I want. I have been busy with my grad school work (English Lit), so I tend to avoid occasions where I do not have to write when possible at the moment....but sharing the adventures of my butt is something I enjoy nonetheless. This week has been a pretty good poop week for me with 4 in the books as of this post on Thursday evening. Even though I did not share live as I have been doing, like a good dirty-minded-nerdy-girl should, I kept notes in my journal so I could recap the week with accuracy. I am writing this on Thursday evening (8 pm in Boston). My first poop this week was on Monday around 2 pm. It was after class in my usual classroom building (where I typically share my live poops). I felt the urge, but unfortunately it was mostly loud farts followed by 2 unremarkable turds. I headed to the library for research and a few hours later, the urge I expected earlier in the day finally arrived with poop two. I have pooped in the library before, but it has been a while. I went to the ladies restroom and selected stall 3 of the 4 available. This late in the day I had the place to myself. As per usual for me, my jeans and panties were lowered to the floor and I allowed the comfy seat to swallow my butt. I kept my legs together and it did not take long for nature to take over. Within 2 minutes I filled the toilet with 16 turds. All firm but soft, around half the size of bratwurst. It felt great securing this release! Poop 3 arrived Tuesday afternoon in my usual place. It was not truly remarkable, but it required my devotion. I pushed out 3 turds, all firm and comparable to bratwurst again. It took a while and for this one, I was open wide for the duration. I admit to a bit of personal stress relief after this one.....probably an overshare, but it is what I do! No poops on Wednesday. Poop number 4 this week arrived just an hour ago, and happened much later in the day than is typical for me. I expected to go at school again, but this one arrived just after I got back to my room/apartment. I was changing clothes into something comfy for the rest of the day and my farts transitioned into something more. I went into my bathroom and sat on my toilet naked (except for socks). It did not take long for things to begin flowing without any help from pushing. I filled my toilet with 26 firm turds (all mostly hotdog size). I filled my room with stink I would have rather shared elsewhere!
I hope to be more of myself in my posts next week. I admit I have been pondering this short story I have had in my mind for many years. I am currently 24 and admit to a very adventurous, if not slightly perverted mind. I am a Harry Potter fan and as all good toilet devotees should realize, Moaning Myrtle's restroom in Hogwarts is a Mecca of sorts. I confess to having girl crushes on Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger without apology. I have often thought of what Moaning Myrtle from her safe space in the S bend of those toilets could have witnessed? At its core, my mind is probably off base, but being comfortable with my fetish, I wonder more than I should. Curious of anyone's thoughts on this!Emma two
Big poo with Sarah
I was busting for a poo when I got home from work last and Sarah was in the bathroom having a poo with the door open. I watched her go and seeing her tomorrow relief and the smell of her poo made me want to go even more. I when she finished Sarah wiped her bottom and stoop up to pull her knickers and jeans up. The toilet didn't clear properly as her poo was so big but I didn't mind that. I took her place on a nice warm seat and relaxed my bottom until I felt my poo coming out into the toilet. It felt so good after holding it all day and when I finished I wipe and flushed the toilet and this time it all went down which was a relief as I didn't want to have call the plumber again.Amanda S.
Nervous About Using Bathrooms in High School
Hi I'm Amanda and I'm 15. I just started high school and I'm really nervous about using the girls bathrooms. There are no stall doors and I'm really afraid to try and poop especially when all these older girls are in there. So far I have peed which is fine but when I've had the urge to poop I just wait till I get home and I've already have had a few close calls. I almost had an accident going home on the school bus last week.
In junior high we had stall doors so it wasn't that bad but now sitting on a toilet in front of others is terrifying. Especially since I regularly get really gassy sometimes on the toilet and break wind embarrassingly loud.
I've been reading posts on here for a couple months and I was wondering if anyone could give me any advice?M -
My husband does not wear white briefs so I rarely catch him with skidmarks. Maybe once a year or less His light blue boxer get skided.
Oh I have endless stories of being caught with dirty undies from my husband. He has at times never said anything about them even though they were obvious or found ways to tease me that made me laugh too. He is amazing at reading the room to be funny without offending anyone and I have been the "butt" (pun intended)) of his jokes many times. Also he is very verbal on how much he likes my rear.
I have to admit, until I was married 90% of the time I was intimate with someone I wore black panties or thongs. In college , I know my underwear would be more visible than ever with roommates and a maturing romantic life so I phased out my light underwear until I started dating my husband. He would buy me cute panties that looked good on me but would show the skids…But then I found all you guys!
Sarah and Esme-
I have seen many post about how hard it is to wipe and wash hands pooping between classes in high school. Esme you mentioned you rarely get skidmarks. Do you get them when you have to poop between classes? Or do you just be late to class or are you just super fast and efficient at wiping? Sarah-Isn't better pooping between classes in college compared to high school with more time between classes. The toilet paper can still suck though. I think since so many students poop at school and on the dorms in college , I've seen a skidmarked pairs of both men and women's underwear in the laundry room at my dorm back in the days.
"Avoiding high school bathrooms"
Oh my that sound like a nightmare. Not only does it sound terrifying to poop in public, but I never felt like I was in danger of getting hurt in a public restroom! One thing I don't mention much is that my fear of pooping in a stall earlier in life (middle school and earlier) was not only modesty, but being a germaphobe. My bathroom was so clean growing up, when I went to school, the bathrooms seemed so filthy. Looking back, we had those faucets that had cold water only and you had to hold the button down with one hand and it went off when you relaxed They never had soap either, meaning no body who wiped themselves was able to proper clean their hands. And those elementary school bathrooms were so clean compared to some of the restrooms I would see in public parks, gyms and stores! I admit I was a user of the toilet seat covers until college. I just got tired of using them and they were always out as I was always pooping in a stall in college.
Lea,
Have you ever used a cathole and wiped with leaves? I have used them a few times and I now prefer them to toilet paper when I camp as I don't have to carry a bag of poopy paper haha. I realized fairly recently that when I squat and poop my cheeks do not touch as much when I poop so its easier to clean. I have less skids when I camp and don't shower everyday than when I am showering at least once a day going to the work and the gym in the city. At first I started using leaves because once I forgot toilet paper, and one time I forgot a bag. But now I just like pooping in a hole and dropping the leaves in. Ilso have never gotten poop on my hands wiping with leaves surprisingly.
One of the way mu husband teases me about my skids is that I am so clean, it makes him happy that I cannot be anal (pun intended) about everything. I think I have said before I would rather have clean hands which I use to touch everything and dirty butt which is covered than the other way around.
Cleanliness survey
Do you wash your hands after every time you pee or poop?
Do you use soap or do you just rinse your hands
Have you ever gotten poop on you hand from wiping? How often does that happen
When was the last time you saw someone use a restroom and not wash their handsWilla
Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't had much to report. I've actually been on a wonderful vacation with my sweet wifey. We've been way out in the wilderness. While it's been absolutely beautiful, other people are scarce. Even in national parks and such, I haven't had many opportunities at all for any buddy dumps. Guess it comes with the territory. All good, though!
@Esme, thank you so much for appreciating my posts and responding! I eagerly await your stories, as we are such similar gals!
Hopefully I will have some fun new experiences to share soon. If not, I'll dip into the memory banks for some oldie but goodies from the past!
Annie
Huge hard ish poop
Hi all. Got up this morning, went pee and brushed my teeth, filled and microwaved a jar of water and went upstairs for breakfast. Had soupy noodles and afterwards took my medications, took my empty water jar and went downstairs. Refilled and took sips out of the water jar every now and then. Finally a few minutes ago I got an urge to poop so I drank the last of the water, took my Walmart bag, took off my bedroom flip flops, opened the door, turned off the light, closed the door and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, put my Walmart bag on the doorknob, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed a bit then pushed. A lot of solid poop came out slowly. Flushed halfway just in case. Pushed out the last of it, peed a bit more then I was done. Took some toilet paper, wiped well and tossed it into the toilet. Stood up, pulled up my pants and underwear and looked in the toilet. There wasn't much in the toilet as I had flushed most of it but it felt huge. Flushed again, washed my hands, went to my room, dried my hands on the towel. I'm hoping later after more water and some lunch the rest will come out, softer this time. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping
Annie
Anna from Austria
diarrhea in the woods
Hello everyone, here is my latest story.
Last weekend I was hiking in the woods when I had to the bathroom.
I had to go number 2 but was not particularly worried because I have done it in the woods before and i also had enough tissues with me.
I was also alone and no other people were arround.
so I left the hiking trail pulled down my pants and panties and squatted down.
I started to push slighly and I did a hugh wet fart. Then the poo started to stray out of my behind. It was not compeletely liquid direhea. It was more like chocolate creme.
Then I had to pee too and peeing on the poo mess behind my legs made it even more disguisting. The smell was really bad even in the open nature.
I had enough tissures to wipe myself. Und I also had a plastic bag with me to put the tissue in. Later I threw them away in the next wastepaper basket.
Unfortunately I had no shovel with me to cover my liquid mess.
I had no problems leaving my poo behind during my previous outdoor dumps but this time I really felt bad to leave my liquid mess behind.
That's my story for today.
Greetings from Austria
AnnaSarah
Hey Rose! Good to see you again, I love your stories. You nailed it: something about getting rid of my poop forever by flushing it away just really appeals to me.
On that note, I had another satisfying dump today. I've been unable to poop for the last few days, probably because I haven't been drinking enough water. All that digested food had been building up inside my body, but I wasn't able to get it out. That heavy feeling is just the worst, with way too much poop filling up my bowels. For the last few days, I've been sitting on the toilet trying to expel this turd from my body, but with no luck.
As I was in class today, though, I felt a sudden weight in my butt. Apparently my body had finally had enough of this troublesome turd, and was ready to dispose of it for good. In fact, it was in a hurry to do so, I had to hold it hard to finish class. When class ended, I hurried to the bathroom and found an empty stall. I lifted my skirt, pulled down my panties, and sat down on the toilet.
Almost immediately I felt my body trying to move the poop out, but that turd did not want to budge. I didn't want to push too hard before it was ready, in case I hurt myself, so I sat and waited as my body did its thing. Eventually, I could feel it right up against my butthole, ready to go. I began to bear down against my waste, and could feel myself stretch open as it began to budge. I got its "head" out, but it got sucked back in before it could go further. I continued in this cycle of pushing and waiting, until my turd was a few inches out of me, but still stuck hanging there. It hurt a bit, being stretched out that wide, and I really wanted to get this turd out of me. I have one more big push, and I finally felt the widest part of it pass my butthole. That was enough for the rest of it to come slithering out of me, and landed with a *floomp* right in the toilet.
I stood, and looked down at what I had made. It was all hard and knobby, and over a foot long. The smell was the worst part: it stunk. After so long building up in my guts, it was all smelly and gross, even for a piece of poop. I hit the flush before I had to smell anymore of that icky turd. Water rushed into the bowl, and my turd got sucked down the drain in a messy yellow whirlpool. Finally, I could forget about that constipating waste, as it was sucked down to the sewers to be properly disposed of.
With that done, I wiped my butt until it was all clean. I dropped the paper into the bowl, and with a flush sent it down into the sewers as well. At last, I was all empty, and my belly growled as it waited for me to send down more food. I pulled up my underwear, washed my hands, and walked off to lunch without giving another thought to the mess I had made.Annie
Absolutely massive shit after breakfast
Hi all. Got up this morning, went pee and brushed my teeth then upstairs for breakfast. Had noodles with vegetables in a slightly spicy broth, a jar of warm water and a cup of tea. I took my time eating, chewing well and took sips of water and tea every now and then. Finally I was done. I took my medications afterwards (have to take them at 9 am, 5 pm and 9 pm-always after eating to prevent severe dizziness). I took my cup and water jar downstairs, finished my tea and warm water slowly while surfing the net on my phone. Finally a few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, took off my bedroom flip flops, went outside my room, put on the flip flops out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. The urge was very strong. Turned on the washroom light, closed the door, put the Walmart bag on the doorknob, walked to the toilet. Pulled down my dark baggy sweatpants (that I use for pjs and hanging around the house in) and red high cut underwear and sat on the toilet.
Peed first then pushed. An absolutely massive fairly solid poop came out and kept coming. Flushed halfway just in case. Finally the beast was out of me. Took some toilet paper, wiped well and tossed it into the toilet. Looked into the toilet. There was only toilet paper (oops). Oh well. Better to be safe than sorry. That thing was massive and a lot. My body isn't even 100% empty yet. Over the day I will continue to drink more water, do some stretches and exercises, continue to eat healthy and I should be able to go again a lot. Better out than in. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
AnnieHeld it for a week
Emma two
I remember once when I was 14 I held my poo for a week and my mum made me take a laxative to get my bowels moving. The problem was I'd already taken a couple of laxatives before I went to school. I told her that but she didn't believe me. I went to bed at ten praying I wouldn't have an accident in the night. I woke up early the next morning with the most desperate urgent need to get to the toilet and I jumpers out of bed and ran to the bathroom holding my bottom. Unfortunately my mum was in the bathroom and I asked her if she was going to be long. She said she might be a while as she was constipated and I knew I was in trouble. I went back to my room and waited for her to come out but after twenty minutes I heard a plop and a sigh of relief. A few seconds later there was another plop followed by two more and hearing that made me feel even more desperate than ever. I had to clench tightly to avoid pooing myself and I asked her if she was nearly finished. She said she would be out soon I heard another plop. The sound of the toilet roll being pulled off was sweet music to my ears and two minutes later I heard the toilet being flushed and my mum opened the door. I rushed to the holding my bottom and my mum told me she was sorry but she'd blocked the toilet so I'd have to wait until I got to school to go to the toilet. I knew I couldn't wait that long, I had to go now and she said she was only joking. I ran in and ripped my pyjamas and knickers down together and three myself onto the warm toilet seat and relaxed and immediately felt relief as I exploded a ton of soft diarrhoea into the toilet. Man it was so good. I can't even begin to describe what a relief it was. I pushed and even more poo rushed out of me and that added even more relief. I looked in the toilet to see I'd filled it with my poo and I couldn't believe what I saw. I wiped six times and pulled my knickers and pyjamas back up and flushed away my huge creation leaving a few bits of poo behind so I flushed again for it all cleared away. I went back to bed after that because I still had an hour before I had to get up for school.
Emma two
Held it all day
It was really busy at work today and was busting for a poo when I left the house this morning. By home time I was desperate to go and I decided to wait until I got home rather than embarrass myself doing it in the work toilets. It was really difficult to keep control of my bowels while I was sitting on the bus and by the time I got to my stop I was practically doing it in my knickers. The hardest part was getting off the bus without pooing myself but I just about managed it. Walking home was just as difficult and I had to store a couple of times while I clenched tightly. Somehow I made it to the flat without losing it but it quickly got worse as I was walking into the bathroom. I think it was the thought of the relief I was about to feel when I got on the toilet. Well I failed to make it in time and as I was unbuckling my jeans I felt my bowels pushing against my will. I tried to clench but I couldn't hold it any longer and I started to feel the heat of it between the cheeks of my bottom as I lost control and it felt so good I gave up and let out into my knickers. By the time I got my jeans down I'd done about half of it in my knickers. I kicked my shoes off and removed my jeans and carefully lowered my knickers while hovering over the toilet. I let the poo plop into the toilet and took off my knickers being careful not to smear any poo on my legs and sat on the toilet to finish my poo. It felt so good after holding it all day and I felt two pounds lighter afterwards.
Holiday
When we were kids our parents took me and my sister on holiday and being a kid I didn't have the strongest bladder but did everything in my power to hold it until we got to our holiday destination.
After a long car journey we made it to our holiday home and I really had to pee so found the bathroom, locked the door and began my pee. Only I didn't realize this bathroom had two doors and my sister who also must've needed the bathroom opened the other door! She definitely saw my Willy as I was mid-peeing and nothing I could do to hide it.
Great start to the holiday that was.Annie
Watery crap
Hi all. I had lunch earlier and 1-2 jars of warm water and just a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop. Quickly got up, grabbed my Walmart bag, went outside my room, put on the flip flops outside my room, closed the door and walked to the washroom across from my room (it's directly across from it). Turned on the light, closed the door, put the Walmart bag on the doorknob, grabbed the toilet paper and walked to the toilet. Pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. Watery crap poured into the toilet. Within about 30 seconds I was done. The bathroom reeked. Took some toilet paper, wiped and had to go back another 1 or 2 times to get a bit more to get clean. Finally I was done so I put the toilet paper into the toilet, flushed the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. The bathroom stunk but not terribly. Stay safe, healthy and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping
Annie
Annie
Giant poop
Hi all. Woke up this morning, went to the washroom (peed) and brushed my teeth then went upstairs for breakfast. Had some potato dumplings, homemade coleslaw/salad, a cup of tea and sips of warm water. After breakfast I took my medications, got some toilet paper from the upstairs bathroom (have to do that when I run out), took my cup, water jar and Walmart bag and went downstairs. Refilled my water jar and microwaved it, took it to my room and drank slowly while surfing the net on my phone. Finally I got a major urge to poop so I took my Walmart bag, took off my bedroom flip flops and went to the washroom after turning off the bedroom light and putting on the flip flops outside my room. Walked to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door, put the Walmart bag on the doorknob (floor was wet), took out the toilet paper and went to the toilet. Pulled down my dark sweatpants and red underwear and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. A lot of semi-solid, semi-soft poop came out. Pushed myself up slightly and looked into the toilet. It looked huge! About 2 1/2 feet long. Flushed first then got to work wiping. Once I was clean I tossed the paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and flushed again. Washed my hands, grabbed my Walmart bag, went to my room, dried my hands on the towel in here, grabbed my water jar, refilled and microwaved it and that's that. Hopefully I can go again later maybe after lunch or dinner. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, happy, healthy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Comments etc.
Amanda S:
I hear you girl! On the stall panels at my school we can see where the privacy doors have been taken off. By after lunch hour, most of the toilets are pretty messed up. One of my friends writes for the school paper. She thinks the average toilet might have had 40 or 50 butts on it before that time. Let's face it, there is some bullying that goes on during passing periods. That frustrates me, too, because insulting me isn't going to get my pee going any faster. When I'm sitting I keep my jeans just above knee level. I never know what to say when they stare at me. I learned to say nothing to them after I was called some pretty vile names.
Can you go all the way into the bathroom and take the farthest stall against the wall? Lot less traffic. Can you buy more loose skirts that will help give you privacy as you sit? Can you have a friend come in with you and stand in the toilet doorway as you sit? If you must sit in the open view of others, can you make sure you clean yourself while still seated? Is it possible for you to plan your poos during study hall or classes where there will be less students in the bathroom? Is it possible for you to talk to a female teacher you trust about your concerns? They probably know more than we give them credit for and perhaps can lobby the principals for reinstalling the privacy doors.
Cleanliness Survey:
Do you wash your hands after every time you pee or poop?
At home, yes! At school, sometimes if there is time. But if I'm going to be late to class and risk two hours of DT time, I wipe and make a run for it.
Do you use soap or do you just rinse your hands?
At home I use soap. Often the soap is gone by 10 a.m. at school so sometimes I just use hot water. Sometimes the hot water faucet is busted.
Have you ever gotten poop on your hand from wiping? How does that happen?
The toilet paper squares are cut and stacked in a holder. I my crap is soft, I usually can get some crap on my knuckles.
When was the last time you saw someone use a restroom and not wash their hands?
Yesterday 6th hour at school. She was still buttoning up her jeans as she ran out of her toilet stall. A few minutes later she came running back in. She had forgotten her bag. There was no way she could have beaten the bell.
Emma two
Just curious
A few questions.
1. Has anyone ever pooped or peed your underwear on purpose?
2. Was it because you were desperate and there was nowhere to go?
3. Was it because you like to do it on purpose?
4. Did you get found out?
5. Have a ever witnessed someone else doing it?
6. Do you get aroused by it?
7. Do you feel dirty about the subject?
Great Short FIlm and Spoiler Warning
I saw a shortfilm form 2015 that you can google/youtube called
It is about a young woman who struggles to find a toilet before here second date with a guy. It starts out with her possibly being constipated based on her being on the toilet paper and finishing with only one wipe. The film is great amateur filmmaking with a jazz scatting soundtrack as the protagonist becomes more desperate with each beat
SPOILER BELOW
she breaks into a portable toilet, with great relief based on the sound from the sound. However, there is barely any toilet paper, and she meets with her date after subtly pulling out wedgies and walking with a waddle. It's almost like a post from this forum
Elvia
Out to lunch
On Friday I went out around noon with a bunch of friends to eat. Near the end of our outing, some of us made a trip to the restroom together. It was May, who I've written about before, and two others. There was only three stalls two regular and one a big handicap stall.
One of the stalls were already being used. One of my other friends took the other regular stall, and the other and May offered me to use the last one first (Age before beauty because I'm one of the oldest women in the entire friend group!). Since the handicap was so big I offered them to just come with me. May agreed and our other friend said she would wait. May's still the only other woman in our group who's open about this.
I still went first. I just had to pee. After I was done May sat down and started going. After she was done peeing, it sounded like a lot of small pebbles hitting the water for a few minutes. Our other friends both went while she was doing that and both of them only made a few splashes and went back to the group. After a lot of pebbles May only had to wipe twice and we could go back.
Rose Y
Hello Sarah, welcome back! It's wonderful to see you back here and hear your stories again!!
I love your descriptions of your food becoming nothing but garbage to be disposed of, and I really love your descriptions of the disposal process! It sounds like you really delight in the idea of mercilessly flushing your waste with no remorse and watching it be destroyed and disappeared down the toilet! I can't wait to hear more, please do share some more stories!
Unrelated, but I also know there was a request for me to share more about peeing in the snow - I'll try to get around to sharing some of that soon!Avery
Constipated School Poop
I've been really busy with school so I haven't been able to post much. I've been quite regular at pooping during lunch (a few times before or after). It's typically just a stomach emptier (12-16in long and 1in wide) though, none of them have been particularly special.
This week was different however. I finished lunch on Monday by going to the restroom with Olivia and both of us taking a poop. Mine was 15 inches long and 1 inch wide, I didn't see Olivia's but based on her grunting it was quite big. The next day, at the end of lunch, I felt a fullness inside my bowels signaling I needed to poop, plus I had to pee. Jackie and Lauren also had to poop (Olivia pooped before lunch). So we all headed to the girls bathroom, took our stalls, pulled down our black leggings and underwear, and sat down on the toilet. We all started by peeing, with my pee stream ending last after 45 seconds. Then we started pooping, or at least Lauren and Jackie did. I leaned forward and pushed, but nothing happened. I rubbed my stomach and strained and grunted, but only a few airy farts came out. Meanwhile, I listened as solid brown logs of digested food waste crackled and plopped out of Lauren's and Jackie's butts. For me, I accepted that I couldn't push out this poop and knew that more waste would accumulate inside my bowels until I could move it all out of me and get rid of that food waste as giant poop.
On Wednesday and Thursday, the same thing happened. I was beginning to feel quite bloated as all this poop gathered inside me. As much as I love pooping, I hate the feeling of having all that toxic waste from multi-day old meals accumulate inside me. All the bad stuff I ate and the leftovers of unabsorbed or undigested food needs to come out, it's not good to keep it in me. I love pooping out that stuff on a daily basis, feeling the relief of getting all that waste out of me, and then flushing it all away to never again have to think about that load of waste or the food/meals that had been transformed into poop.
On Friday, I was finally able to do that. During my second class, I felt a huge weight in my bottom, and a minute later felt a solid turd fill my rectum and press against my tightly closed sphincter. Additionally, I felt some cramps in my abdomen as my bowels and stomach worked to finally expel this giant poop and get rid of all that waste. I really wanted to poop, so I asked my teacher if I could go the bathroom, and they said yes thankfully. So I walked out of class and down the hall to the empty girls restroom. I took a stall, pulled down my black leggings and white underwear, and sat on the toilet. I peed for 15 seconds the focused on pooping. I relaxed and started pushing. My butthole opened wide as a hard, fat log began (slowly) emerging from it. I kept pushing and quietly grunting as the poop kept coming out. After 45 seconds, my first log tapered off and fell. It made a splat noise as it landed on the porcelain at the front of the bowl. It was so long it didn't fit in the water. I sighed and rubbed my stomach (which felt smaller/less bloated) in relief, but I knew there was more. I started pushing my second turd out, which was softer but still big. It came out a lot quicker, and also smelled a bit. It fell into the toilet with a quiet plop, as my third turd immediately began coming out. It crackled as it came out, and was smaller than the other two. It felt like a big stomach emptier. It landed on top of the other two logs with a splat. I sighed in relief and relaxed. I felt empty and no longer bloated, but still gave a slight push to make sure, sure enough, nothing else needed to come out. I pulled off some toilet paper and thought about what was in the waste I was getting rid of: everything I'd eaten from Sunday to Wednesday, so lots of cafeteria food, a few home-cooked meals like pasta and some soups, some restaurant meals like enchiladas (probably the smell in the second log, as that turd probably contained the stuff I ate on Tuesday which included enchiladas) and some salads (there were some pieces of corn and leafy pieces spread out at the end of the first log and beginning of the second log, in addition to the middle of the second log, and I ate a salad on Monday and Tuesday), plus some snacks. After wiping seven times, I stood up, pulled up my panties and leggings, and took a look at my waste. In the light yellow water we're three turds. The first turd was 2 inches wide and 27 inches long and full of cracks and grooves, the second was 2 inches wide and 20 inches long and had some cracks/creases in it, and the final turd was 1.5 inches wide and 18 inches long and was smoother than the others (but still had some cracks). There was so much poop, and I was both impressed I could produce that much poop, and really glad I had finally gotten all of that waste out of me.
All that was left was to flush and get rid of my waste for good. I pressed the flush lever and the toilet roared to life, sucking away my pee, first turd, and some toilet paper. I flushed again, and everything else got sucked as well, into the school's plumbing and eventually into the sewers.
I washed my hands then walked back to class, as my poop and pee journeyed through the city's sewers. I felt so good to have gotten rid of all my constipated poopy waste.
Bye for now!Pete
Worst experience
I went for a poop in the boys toilet, was a big one I hadn't pooped in days and it just kept coming. Then a couple people came in and were just standing outside the stall which was weird as the other next to me was free plus the urinals. I did a big fart and they were snickering and laughed but tried to hide it.
I thought oh great stupid 7th graders being childish laughing and whispering about my pooping.
I kept doing massive plops, so much crackling and farts echoing in the toilet it started to smell too.
Then not one but both went in the stall next to me and I heard one sit down and pee but I didn't hear a poop.
I was thinking why are 2 boys in the stall and one sit down peeing when it hit me wait it couldn't be could it? Girls in the boys bathroom!
I went so red and basically froze. Involuntarily I let out a booming fart and they laughed again so I said leave me alone. And a girl said smile I looked up to see this blond hair girl a grade above me holding her phone exposing me on the toilet. She could definitely see my penis I was soo red and embarrassed.
I shouted go away and they both laughed and ran out the toilets. I felt so violated.
When I had finally done and left the bathroom down the corridor I saw them and they began laughing again I just walked the other way with my head down and always tried to avoid them girls.
Anonymous
First time talking to wife on the toilet.
This is the first time I'm posting, I've been married to my wife (I'll call her Aliyah here) for about a year. She is African American, and I'd say very pretty. Around 5'4" 140 lbs, very nice body, sports in high school and all that. She just recently got comfortable leaving the door open and so I didn't really have an interesting story until recently. We got pizza a few evenings ago, and she ate a good bit, she's not lactose intolerant , but she's probably not as tolerant as some. I was playing some video games later and noticed she had been gone for awhile. She wasn't in the bedroom so I checked the bathroom and she was sitting on the toilet moaning kind of softly. I asked her if she was ok and she said "yeah babe my stomach just kind of hurts and I'm trying to get it all out right now." I asked her if she needed anything and she said not right now, so I left the bathroom to give her some privacy but I hung out a bit outside the door. As soon as she thought I went back to the game I heard her moan again and fart loudly. I could hear her adjusting and she started farting every few seconds, as if she was pushing, taking a second to breath then pushing again. This went on for awhile and then I heard her grunt and a crackling. There was a splash in the toilet and she made a quiet sigh. I thought she was done so I started to head back quietly and then I heard her groan and fart again this time it was wet, then suddenly I heard her having what seemed to be explosive diarrhea. I came in and asked her again if she was ok and if she wanted any medicine or for me to rub her stomach. She said "no that's really nice but I'm having really bad diarrhea right now and I don't want you to see so id rather you just pretend I don't exist right now." I told her that made sense so I left and closed the door but I stayed right outside. As soon as the door closed she moaned and let another wave out. I waited outside got awhile legitimately worried that my not very large wife was pooping so much. She had diarrhea for another 10 minutes or so, and then had dry farts for another 5. The whole time sighing moaning, and occasionally the toilet would creak as she adjusted and I'd hear an "oh sh*t" or f*****ckkkk". Thankfully after she finished the last wave she came out happy and said she felt a lot better. We went to bed early so she could get some rest.
Chakamami (typist is Mina)
Dear Thunder
I don't know, how much we can help. When one of us (usually Maho or Mina) is constipate, massage comes from Hisae, she is very good at massage. She massage lower stomach and lower back.
But we wonder about your bidet. Our bidet, we call washlet, has massage function. If we push button once it cleans our bottom with water which rush out. If we push button twice, it pushes water into deep part of our bottom, many times, every second perhaps, then bottom decide it want to produce motion. Is your bidet same style?
Sometimes we feel, if motion doesn't come out when we sit on loo, we relax there many minutes, then eventually, motion decides it comes out. We think you are not youngest of young. Are you retire? If you are, sit on loo long time, then perhaps you will have happy result. Stay on loo long time is not waste of time if you are retire. You can relax and think many things.
What is Wang?? And what is Diem? Sorry Mina is so stupid.
We wish you a good luck.
Love from Chakamami
Emily's Target Crap Story
Emily;
I enjoyed your story about crapping at Target. I agree with you that it was different that four of you girls were crapping at the same time. I have been in similar situations when I was crapping and those next to me were peeing away.
What I have found a few times is that my 10 minute sit for taking my crap does draw remarks from my neighbors. This has led to longer conversations started by the pee-ers. A compliment on my skirt balancing on my knees. Or when I reach into my bag for my phone which a couple times I have juggled and dropped. I've gotten questions when I've seated myself, then reseated myself with my legs spread wider to help the obvious. Or when I'm spinning the toilet paper roll and not finding enough on it. Although I was somewhat spooked the first time, conversations have started.
How to you handle remarks made cross-stall? What types of things have been said? How do you react to those wanting to start a conversation?
When back in high school bathrooms, I was annoyed by those who tried to start conversation. I thought it was OK back then, especially if I knew my toilet neighbor.STEPHEN.P
POOPING IN SHED
Woke @ 06:30 had wee in thetford royal pottie in bedroom went down stairs made and drank tea then went to shed sat on pottie for twelve minutes went a NUMBER TOO this morning ,went back to kitchen washed and brushed teeth , at 10:00 had breakfast then went back to shed had another NUMBER TOO.
john H
Farting question for female posters + comments
Hi all.
As the title suggests, I have a question for any ladies that wish to answer on farting in public bathrooms. Yesterday at work I took my usual few minutes to take a poo. The toilets in my job have 4 contained cubicals but the sound is not contained despite the floor to sealing walls and doors.
I could easly hear other men farting and plopping and of course i was contributing also.
It got me wondering if ladies toilets are also filled with farting sounds. How often are farts heard in public ladies bathrooms? If you have to fart during a poo do you let it rip or do you try to reduce the sound some way? If so, how and why do you do this?
Thanks anyone that answers.
@Esme. I love a good clearout like the one you described at home. Regarding your pleasure time, do you have this time on the toilet? I wonder as I was in boarding school during my teenage years. Privacy was at a minimum so the toilet was the only place for private time. I still maintain this habit sometimes to this day as a result of those years. On the toilet at home only btw.
That's all for now. Take care all. Off for a poop after posting this.
John H.
Annie
Soft big poop
Hi everyone. Had breakfast with a cup of tea and a jar of warm water. Took my medications afterwards. Soon after I got picked up for the weekly exercise program I go to (Yay!). When I got there I made a cup of black coffee (all I get here is tea and warm water, occasionally milk). I also made a cup of hot water. We did the exercise program and had lunch afterwards (chicken burger and coleslaw with a cup of an orange drink). Soon after a couple other people andI got picked up and taken home. When I got home I made a jar of warm water and went to lie down for my nap. A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door and put the Walmart bag against it, took the toilet paper out. Walked to the toilet, pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. Quite a bit of soft crap (a log) came out. Flushed when I was done. Wiped well and tossed the paper into the toilet. Flushed the toilet again, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. I'm not sure how big it was but it felt like a lot. There's still a lot more in my body.
Stay safe and happy peeing and pooping
Annie
RKL
College Dorm Bathrooms & Messing? Accidents
I've been reading with interest the recent posts concerning the types of bathrooms in college dorms, accidents, and various other bathroom issues. In particular, I was interested in the post from the former dorm RA who talked about how often panty-messing accidents happened in her college dorm. Reading that surprised me very much. In four years of college and living in a dorm all four years, I can't even remember ANY girl who had such an accident. Wetting accidents did happen - especially as a result of drinking - but never a messing accident that I can remember. And I always lived in a dorm with the big communal bathroom down the hall rather than the individual bathrooms that are more common now-a-days. Sure, I heard many complaints about having to use a bathroom like that - especially for pooping. And yes, I knew of some girls - especially way back at the beginning of my freshman year - who would try to hold it in during the day and poop at night when no one else would be in there. But never do I remember anyone trying to hold it in to the point of messing in their pants. I suppose that it might have happened and I just didn't know about it - it wasn't like I was paying attention to the pooping habits of other girls - but I still find it hard to believe that it happened as much as that former RA suggests. I don't remember having such an accident myself even in elementary school much less high school or college.
But the more that I thought about it, the more that I was intrigued by something else that she wrote. There were constant problems in the dorms where I lived - and I lived in three different dorms during my four years of college - with clogged toilets. Using those toilets would often be an adventure. You could just have gone in there to pee, but when you flushed the toilet, the water would quickly rise to the top of the bowl and sometimes even overflow. A few times every year, I'd find myself high-tailing it out of the stall with my pants still down to avoid the water from an overflowing toilet. I'd always written this off to old, unreliable plumbing and girls flushing their sanitary products down the toilet. They even had signs in all the stalls urging us not to dispose of sanitary products by flushing them down the toilet.
But now I wonder if some of those clogs may have been from girls trying to flush their panties down the toilet after messing in them. I suppose that in getting rid of their messed-in panties that way, girls could maybe avoid others in the dorm finding out what they did. And by the time the resulting clog is discovered, I suppose, the girl would be long gone from the bathroom.
Still, I'm surprised to read from that former RA that girls messing themselves is all that common in college dorms. Even if a girl is shy about pooping in those communal bathrooms, wouldn't having an accident and then having to clean yourself up in there, be like one thousand times worse?
Monday, October 02, 2023
Jack
Extremely urgent truckstop dump
I was working on the road I drive a truck for a living and it's ok it pays good. The food I have to eat on road is sometimes sketchy but it is what it is and driving a big semi truck we don't always have good places to stop when we need to. We'll it turns out I was cramping really bad from dinner the night before and I was scheduled to stop at a love's truck stop in a hr hoping I could wait till then. My insides were screaming to be let out I had to poop bad I was sweating I knew it was going to be a massive blowout. I finally get there barely holding on when I got parked and walk briskly inside it was very busy alot of people and t rocks parked. I make to the men's room and it was ok urnails and 3 stalls I was on the verge of shitting myself and all the stalls were full . I just stand there breathing heavily I could hear the occupied stalls pooping and farming sounded like a dude had bad diarrhea. I just paced back and fourth I walked out the door I saw a clerk and asked her if this was the only men's room it is full and I have a emergency she smiled and said sorry but yes it is our showers are full or I would let you use it I just said ok thanks and walked back in not wanting to lose my spot in line I thought about the trash can or urinal but na I waited a couple minutes later a stall opened and thank God I walk towards it and the guy said sorry it wouldn't flush I sighed and said I don't care. I went in it was full of poop but I couldn't wait got my pants down and exploded as soon as I touched the seat it was epic ly big pile it smelled so bad the other stalls were still busy and couple people tried the doors and one guy asked if anybody was almost done I replied nope just got seated sorry . One of the other stalls flushed and left foe that dude to get seated and he had a massive blowout as well. I finally finished the toilet was so full would not flush I left the clerk I spoke with earlier saw me and asked if I made it I replied barely.Emma two
Huge poo in the woods
I was constipated for about ten days and I took a laxative just before I left for work this morning. Not much happened until about half an hour before I finished work and by the time I finished my day I was busting to go. I thought about using the toilets at work but I was afraid I would block the toilet so I decided to go in the woods instead. I took some toilet paper from the toilets and got the bus home but I got off one stop early as it's not far from the woods. I was getting desperate so walked quickly to the woods and ten minutes later I was in the woods. No one was around thankfully and I walked away from the main path into a dense area that was well hidden from any prying eyes. I was str to hold it by now so I ripped my jeans and knickers down together. I squatted down and pulled my clothes forward to avoid getting any pee on them as I had to go so bad. I relaxed and immediately felt relief as a torrent of pee flooded the ground below my bottom. I pushed gently until I felt my poo coming out and relaxed as it was nice and soft. I did a huge poo and man it felt so good after not being able to go in ten days. I looked between my legs and I'm glad I didn't use the toilet before it would definitely block up with that amount of poo. I pushed out the last bit and wiped my bottom until I felt clean and pulled up my knickers and jeans and left to walk home feeling very relieved and several pounds lighter.
The weirdest thing happened to me at work today. I was standing near one of the desks with some of my coworkers when a former colleague of mine who I haven't seen in a few weeks walked by. He was telling me something about why he came by my work, but I lost focus because I got a bad cramp in my stomach while he was talking to me. I REALLY had to go to the bathroom- that gotta go right now feeling... I was feeling really excited to see my coworker but also kind of praying that he'd leave quickly before I had an accident right in front of him!
Thank God he walked away after only briefly catching up with me, and I headed to the bathroom which was only a few feet away. Well... I only managed to make it as far as the first open stall when I just felt my underwear get all warm. My heart jumped into my throat, and i tried to tell myself it was only hot air and everything was fine...
Instead i had to leave work early and go home, because I seriously messed my pants... the smell was the hardest part to deal with other than the embarassment... I couldn't really keep it as secret as i would have liked to since I was at work, and I was the manager on duty, so i had to tell someone i was going home for my break and they could definitely tell i had pooped myself :(
Thunder
Bottom wiping machine
For those that have been following my posts due to reduced mobility I have trouble wiping my bottom. I have a bidet at home, but my bowels aren't train sufficiently to only evacuate Wang at home. My OT has organised me to have a bottom wiper which is a sort of a plastic stick where toilet paper stuck in one end and wrapped around and the task is done that way.
I am still unable to have sufficient flexibility, even with the bottom wiper to wipe from behind, so did the front route. It is quite an ordeal, wrapping the paper around and uses up a real lot of toilet paper. Also, you push the end of the wiper and that supposedly releases the paper however it does not release it very well and you have to pull it off yourself.
My next toilet issue is that if I have a BM early in the morning and particularly if it is a bit difficult. I get very dizzy and weak and exhausted for awhile. If I have Diem later in the day it is much easier.
I note Mina talks about some massage for constipation. I would like to know more about this, Mina?
Thanks for reading this,
Thunder
Annie
Soft big poop
Hi everyone. Had breakfast with a cup of tea and a jar of warm water. Took my medications afterwards. Soon after I got picked up for the weekly exercise program I go to (Yay!). When I got there I made a cup of black coffee (all I get here is tea and warm water, occasionally milk). I also made a cup of hot water. We did the exercise program and had lunch afterwards (chicken burger and coleslaw with a cup of an orange drink). Soon after a couple other people andI got picked up and taken home. When I got home I made a jar of warm water and went to lie down for my nap. A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door and put the Walmart bag against it, took the toilet paper out. Walked to the toilet, pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. Quite a bit of soft crap (a log) came out. Flushed when I was done. Wiped well and tossed the paper into the toilet. Flushed the toilet again, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. I'm not sure how big it was but it felt like a lot. There's still a lot more in my body.
Stay safe and happy peeing and pooping
Annie
To Tricky: Holding it until you get home
Hi Tricky!
Just a question: In your latest post you wrote "nearly every day from 7th to 10th grade, I was holding it in all day long, and always in a rush to make it home to relieve my bowels".
Do you have any memorable experience that you could tell us when you held it in all day and when you finally arrived at your home, you had a very relieving experience? I imagine holding it in might have been torture, and the way home somewhat distressing. But releasing the contents of your bowels once you made it home might have also felt incredible.
Your stories are always interesting, which is why I ask if any memorable instances come to mind :)
Responses to Questions
For Tricky:
When there has been some severe vandalism at my high school, the privacy door may be taken off and put away for a few days. In one bathroom last week after somebody lit a fire in the feminine disposal depository that door and the two on both sides of it were removed for several days. That gave us only four normal toilets with a privacy door to use. Hence, more of us went over to the petro station. I could see the clerk there was getting pissed too. I know I was partially responsible for that because of my accident.
For M:
For my older sister, she was devastated when mom called her out for her stained underwear. Oh, the problems of free laundry services! My sister, however, separates her best underwear from her stained. I know she used a gift certificate to buy dark colored undies and she is adding to the collection with every paycheck.
Michael's survey:
1. At home no. At school or the petro station Yes because those toilets are older and bigger commercial grade.
2. Sometimes. I hate it. Especially if it hasn't been flushed from the last user.
3. My dad. He blows our toilet at home up.
4. Modern, but with the exception of the auto-flushes in public places.
5. Wooden at home; plastic in public places.
To Esme:
Have you ever sat down for a really tranquil poop, only to have the bathroom fill in a couple of minutes with a really rowdy group? What was it like?
Sarah
Hello all,
I'm Sarah and I'm back here after a long time away..
Today, my friend Maria and I were playing outside when we both needed to do our business. We had tried to sneak into the same storage room in the basement as before, but unfortunately, we found it locked this time. With no other option, we had to go upstairs for our bathroom trips.
Anyway, that's all from me this time. Hope to see you all soon!
Sarah
Chakamami (Chae Kazu Maho Mina)
survey
We decide our family name is Chakamami! Thank you Robtoria for vote.
Tartan mini sounds beautiful! We don't have. We don't wear skirt much. We like slacks, jeans, shorts.
Today we do survey. We like. We answer before maybe, but many new people in this site...
"Does your poo plop loudly in the toilet?" Quite loud. We chose toilet which can make loud plop, because we like to hear. And our ears very sharp.
"Do you get splash and wet bum?" Sometimes. Not so often. We don't know reason.
"Do you hear family member or friends pooping?" Always we hear!! But when Kazu living with her family, she never hear. Now, family is Chakamami!!
"Do you prefer modern or older style toilets?" We like both. We love washlet, that is modern. But we also like toilet which is a bit high. That is old maybe. And we don't mind botton benjo, that is loo which is hole in ground and no flush. But like Esme, we hate porta-potty, and we never use.
"Wooden or plastic seat?" Mina love wooden!! Host mother in Rhondda said, loo in her house don't change, wooden seat still there. Next summer, maybe we all go Wales and sit on wooden seat. In Japan always plastic. So 3 crushes looking forward to wooden seat loo. Kazu said, "Even British food not good, I eat and eat and eat, so I can sit on wooden seat forever!" When Mina was Rhondda, she loved to sit on wooden seat and stay long long time! If we go to loo in garden, we can all go together maybe. Rhondda mother said Mina, "Take book with you!" but Mina never took. She like to sit there and think how much she love Rhondda mother, with producing interminable mierda.
We like survey!
Love to everybody. Many online kiss.
ChakamamiAnnie
Went to the washroom a lot
Got up this morning, peed and brushed my teeth then went upstairs for breakfast. Had either noodles or rice (don't remember) with vegetables, tofu, etc, a cup of tea (black) and sips from my jar of warm water. After breakfast I took my medications, finished my water, refilled my water jar and took that, my tea and my Walmart bag downstairs. Microwaved my 2nd jar of water and slowly drank it. Even brought it upstairs at lunch. For lunch had some kind of soup with light coloured sandwich meat, herbs, etc in it. Slowly ate that and took sips from my water jar. After lunch went downstairs re microwaved my water and took sips every now and then. Finally a few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, took off my bedroom flip flops, opened the door, put on the flip flops outside my room and went to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, put the Walmart bag against it, walked to the toilet. Pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed. Quite a bit of semi solid poop came out. Flushed when I felt I was done. Took some toilet paper and wiped well. Tossed it into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and flushed the toilet. Washed my hands and left the bathroom. Went to my room, dried my hands on my towel, took my flip flops off, put them outside of my room, closed the door and walked to bed. Now under the blanket. Not sure how big the poop was but I would guess about 2 to 2 1/2 feet long. It felt huge. And I am not even done yet. Hopefully can go again later. Stay safe, healthy, happy
Happy peeing and pooping!
AnnieElvia
Used the men's room
We were out over the weekend and stopped at one of those gas stations that has its bathrooms on the outside of the building. Both were single bathrooms and both were occupied when we got there. A girl was waiting outside the women's already. The men's opened first so I just went in with my youngest while my oldest waited outside. That poor girl was still waiting outside the women's when we came out!
Emily
Poop at Target
Hey guys!
My name is Emily, I'm a 30 something female, I e browsed this forum a long time, but haven't posted much, but I had something happen today that I just had to tell you about.
I was in the twin Cities for some training for work, and stopped in at target afterwards to browse a bit. Idk about you guys, but target always seems to upset my stomach and make me need to go to the bathroom, and this time was no different. I made my way to the ladies room, which was in the back of the store, which is not a layout that I was familiar with from target.
When I went in, there were 4 normal stalls and a disabled stall. There was a lady in the 3rd normal stall. I took the stall between her and the disabled stall. I sat down, and had a small fart immediately. This must have reassured my neighbor as I immediately heard her dropping some poop and quietly pushing. I peed for a few seconds, and then farted again, and dropped some softer poop. My neighbor was grunting a bit, so clearly having a harder time than me, and dropped a few more pieces. The door then opened, and someone came to the disabled stall. My neighbor and I stopped pushing and waited to see what this new girl would do, but we didn't have to wait long as she immediately started pooping as well!
We sat there for about 3 more minutes, both of them quietly grunting and dropping harder stuff, and I was occasionally dropping some soft poop myself. Then the girl who was in the stall when I came in started wiping and she needed quite a few pulls of the paper. Another girl came in and took the first stall at this point, she quickly peed and left while the 1dt girl was still wiping and myself and the 2nd girl were pooping.
The 1st girl left her stall and went to wash her hands as the 2nd girl started to wipe. A 4th girl came in at this point and went into the 2nd stall, but I couldn't hear what she did over the sounds of the girls washing their hands. It soon became obvious though as the bathroom started to smell, and it hadn't been until that point.
So, all in all, 5 girls in a target bathroom for about 5 -10 minutes, and all but one needed to take a dump! What are the odds!
Tuesday, September 26, 2023