Kerri
Squatty Potty Poo
This year I finally bought a Squatty Potty for my self and daughters to use when we have constipation problems. I put it in the basement laundry room bathroom so we could all use it. I had not been able to have a good poop for a few days and decided that I would workout and see if that could get things moving, I did a nice 45 minute Peloton ride. About half way through the ride I started tooting and they were stinky. I finished the workout and decided to try to go. I went into the bathroom and got a magazine out from the vanity, Im a read while I poop type of person. I also pulled out the Squatty potty and took my Yoga pants completely off and was fully exposed with my legs spread wide open. Due to it being winter I'm also pretty hairy down there. I started to pee and let out a little toot and then my daughter came into the room to get her laundry. It seems like every time I need a poo I get interrupted LOL. She came in and said sorry, but she needed to get her clothes, I said it was ok but that I'm going poo it may get stinky. She said thats ok and started to fold her clothes. We made small talk while I let out more toots and then I started to push out my first poo, I had to grunt a litte but it came out. We both laughed when it splashed into the bowl. I still felt lots more to go and my big turd started to come out, it fell with a big splash I felt much better but wasn't done. We both talked about how the squatyy potty hepled us out as I finished up and wiped.
Thomas
RE:Teaching 11-year-old to crap away from home!
I am on the autism spectrum and while I am able to use public toilets I am still nervous about the flushing sound that many of the public toilets make. The automatic toilets have always been especially unpleasant for me since I was about six-and-three-quarters years old (almost seven).
The type of regression that you describe in your post is commonly seen in kids on the autism spectrum (e.g. High Functioning Autism (formerly known as Asperger's Syndrome)). This is also sometimes seen in kids who are not autistic but that's less common.
If he's afraid of the flushing sound of most public toilets you could try having him use certain public toilets that are similar to the toilets that people usually have at home. Many Starbucks locations and other small coffee shops and some small restaurants have the tank-style toilets that many people have at home. I am guessing that he can probably use these toilets without any issue if he gives those a try.
If this works and it turns out that he's afraid of the automatic flush in many public restrooms you could have him take a small roll of electrical tape and a pair of nail scissors with a rounded tip on the end so it won't be too sharp to cut the electrical tape and temporarily place it over the sensor. Alternatively one of those sticky notes sold in drug stores on the office supply aisle and in office supply stores might also work.
If even these suggestions don't work then it might be time for his parents to get him into therapy to deal with his toilet phobia.
Annie
Somewhat hard poop
I got up this morning, grabbed my Walmart bag (with my toilet paper, notebook, pen, etc in it) and went to the washroom to pee and brush my teeth. Afterwards I went upstairs for breakfast. She gave me soup with tofu, vegetables, an egg (all ????) but the soup tasted weird because she put whiskey in it (I ate the food in it by picking it up with the spoon but drained the alcohol back into the bowl. I'm supposed to not drink alcohol since a lot of my medications-the anti seizure medications act as sedatives and the bottle says do not drink alcohol). After breakfast I took my morning medications, thanked my caregiver again, took my Walmart bag and went downstairs.
A while later I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, my water jar (it needed to be filled), took my bedroom flip flops off at the door, opened the door, stepped outside my room, put those flip flops on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, put the Walmart bag on the floor, walked to the toilet. Pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first for about 30 seconds then pushed out somewhat hard poop that came out quickly and filled the toilet. Whoosh! Just like that! When I was done I took the toilet paper, took some, put back the roll into the Walmart bag and wiped my front first (no more period yay!) and wiped my butt until it was clean. Tossed the paper into the toilet (between my legs), stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, turned around and looked. There was a medium to large sized somewhat hard poop in the toilet, darkish and lumpy looking. Ick. Flushed the toilet, went to the sink, turned on the water, washed my hands with the soap and water really well, filled my water jar, took my Walmart bag and water jar, turned off the light, went to my room, dried my hands on the towel in here. Microwaved my water, came back to my room, took the flip flops outside my room off, went into my room, put those flip flops on. Put the Walmart bag on the bed and now writing this.
I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
AnnieRobby
Wiping Survey
Hi all,
Just curious about others wiping habits/experiences. Feel free to fill this out!
*Please specify wiping for pee or poop*
Age:
Gender:
Height:
Weight:
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
Do you fold or wad the toilet paper?
Do you reach from behind or do you reach in between your legs?
Do wipe front to back or back to front? (Which direction does the tp travel)
If wiping back to front, have you ever gotten anything on your genitalia?
If yes to the previous, did it cause a health problem?
Have you ever had someone watch you wipe?
Have you ever had someone wipe you? If yes please explain in detail.
Thanks!STEPHEN.P
Friday morning went to visit my nephew in BRISTOL, caught the bus to BRISTOL bus station had a wee in the bus station toilets then walked to
Cabot Circus shopping centre. I stood on the escalater then needed a BM
I made haste to the toilets my urge increasing ,walked into self contained
disabled cubicle .lowered my jogging bottoms and pants sat on toilet and went a NUMBER TOO.
I did not have another BM until Saturday eveningPrincess Toadstool Peach
Defecating a dirty diarrhoea dookie dump in a bucket
Hey there everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach. And today I got a huge stomach ache from all the ???? food I've eaten. So I'm going to take a big poo and hopefully I can get it all out of my bottom. But my toilet is getting fixed up while my potty is getting cleaned. So the only option is to use a bucket. So I add a toilet seat to it as well as a bunch of cat litter inside so that the smell doesn't get out. Then I up my dress, pull down my panties to my ankles, gave my bottom a little wiggle and sat down on the bucket to go poo. I sat and waited until a nice big thick one came out. (PFFTTTT!!) Just as well I don't have to wee today. As I sat there and pooed all my poos out of my behind. The smell was horrible as I felt I had runny chunky diarrhoea from my stomach hurting and as it turned out I actually did. It smelt like a skunk crawling around my castle and died. I never knew the runs could be so bad. And they are still going very strong as I continue pooing my guts out. (PLUNK-PARP-PLOOP-PLOP-PLOOP!!) I think I'm going to need some extra toilet paper to wipe my bottom because let's face it beans and corn was not the best choice for my lunch today. I would use some air freshener to wipe down the smell but I'm unfortunately allergic to it. I pass gas one more time and finish up my runny poo. Then using the flushable wipes I have in my pocket I wipe my very messy bottom after that huge brownload I made in there. I'm not sure if I should empty this bucket or just leave it. But in the meantime I gotta pull up my panties and lift down my dress and get out of here FAST before someone sees me. Bye!!
STEPHEN.P
Saturday went for carvery lunch with a friend six hours later while driving home .needed to poop as I had past all laybys reluctant to pullover.I held myself four over an hour until I arrived home.
I got out of van ran into the garage dropped my jogging bottoms and pants sat on the thetford 245 pottie and immediately pooped,had a wee then pooped again sat for another five minutes weeing before wiping.
Sunday morning had my usual two mugs of tea the went into garage had a NUMBER TOO.this morning had my usual two mugs of tea then sat on pottie and went a number too .One hour ago emptied pottie into outside drain
Js
Poop at work
I remember once our men's has two stalls for the employees and a co worker of mine went into the smaller stall at the same time and we both took big shits i could hear his as well as he hear mine Ik we both was at least 15 minutes he was still in there when I left and I feel Srry for anyone that entered because we both stunk it up bad
My great gram's teachings
I pretty much spend much of the summer and my school vacation days with my great grams. She's in her 80s. I'm 15. She was raised in the 1950s and has experienced some interesting things that we would now call historic.
When she was my age she said the kids didn't like using public bathrooms because you had to pay to go. On each stall door there was like a coin box and you had to put 10 cents or something like that into a slot. Some bolt would then open the door, locked it behind you, and then you could go to the bathroom.
There was good and bad to these paid-toilets. Some people avoided them because they didn't want to pay. Some cheated by holding the door open when they left so that their friends could come in for free. Oh and grams said some customers liked the fact that you got a white sheet of toilet paper to put over the seat. That I told grams that would be OK for a quick pee, but I would tear it up as I sat because I have to move around to get my craps to drop. Besides, I've always been a butt-on-seat user.
Grams says there are very few paid-toilets in use today. If there were more she feels there would be those who would protest about paying for a basic human right. OK I partially understand that but she said the paid-toilets didn't have as many butts sitting on them so they were overall cleaner and more convenient. But she also worked in stores and said the money boxes were sometimes busted open and when no one was around the money was stolen.
Have any of you guys heard of or used a paid-toilet? What was it like?
Thunder:
Grams said she knows ladies who squat to pee (they don't want to sit directly on a public seat) and some can hold their squat for a couple of minutes. I would think that would be pretty hard and perhaps harder when you're having a hard time getting your pee stream to start.
Monday, January 15, 2024
Thunder
Time on the toilet
I read an article today, that men spend much longer on the toilet than women. It went further and said, therefore, relaxed more and had better bowel movements therefore digestive health issues than women. My experience do seem to spend more time in the toilet than women, but I have not done a survey to establish this. A friend of mine who is a plumber said if he has something he really has to think about he will go and sit on the toilet even though he does not need to. It seems to be that is where he gets his answers, he said he. He said he thinks much better on the toilet. I recall in a company I work for a long time ago. I used to have short staffed memos in the men's toilet hanging on the cubicle door to be read when in attendance.
I can only comment for myself. Is that ordinarily Eileen in the toilet for a few minutes, unless I do some meditating in which case it can be several minutes. Occasionally it is rather rare, that I have a bowel movement that does take a lot of time to come out . Of course, as I said many times I have very hard bowel movements but they come out rather fast or be at painfully and exhausting to the point I almost faint . my occupational therapist has been encouraging me to take a bit longer on the toilet, thus removing the strain I go through for a quick evacuation. Thanks for reading this.
Anon
Live Constipation Relief
I've been severely backed up for nearly a week now, I think I'm gonna have to go to the doctors if this trip is unsuccessful. I'm sitting on the toilet right now trying to just relax without pushing, but my stomach is aching pretty bad and I keep having to fart. I'm starting to get a slight urge to push, so wish me luck.
Damn! The tip came out but I had to take a breath and it went back in my hole. I can already tell it's gonna be big and hard… but I'm making progress. Again… I feel my face slightly going red but it's coming out a bit more now, yes, it came out about an inch this time! I wish my ass would stop sucking it back up, but I just have to keep trying. Ouch, it's starting to hurt a little bit with the effort of my butt stretching for this thing. I just have to keep… nghhhh… trying…
Oh ????, it's stuck halfway out my asshole. I think this must be the biggest part, and it's so hard my butt can't even pinch it off. I'm trying to push it but it doesn't want to budge. I am not going to the doctor like this. Come on, just one big push and…. Oh my god it's out. I'm sweating and my ass has never ached so good. Once it got past the thickest part the rest just slipped right out of me.
Oh my god, looking in the toilet is an enormous poop. I can't see the length but it's SO thick. I don't think it will flush, I'm gonna have to cut it up. And that wasn't even the end of it, I still feel more left in my bowels. I'm gonna flush this turd first, phew it went down in 2 flushes, and I'll get back to you after these final pieces have left me.
I don't even know how I held that much in me, I deposited another 4 big logs after the initial plug and it almost didn't flush properly. It feels SO good to get that load out of me. I'm gonna go lay down.Princess Toadstool Peach
Taking a big poo + a little wee behind the local park bushes
Hey there everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach. And today I am going for a run in the fresh air. Yeah there's nothing like smelling the big warm, bright and colourful and fruity...Uh oh. Feels like it's time for a wee or maybe a poo! But there isn't any public restrooms around. Man I hate it when this happens! Guess I will have to nature call it big time. So I find myself a lovely private place behind a bunch huge leafy green bush and a hollow tree stump. So lift up my dress, pull down my panties to my ankles as my bladder tingles, give my bottom a little wiggle and squat over the tree stump behind the bushes. I opened up my vagina bladder floodgates to let all the lovely warm yellow wee flow out "TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhh!!! Dripdrip!" Then I felt like I needed a poo so I pushed to let the whole lot out of there spreading my bottom cheeks wide open. OK bottom do your thing! (PLUNK SPLASH PLOOP PLOP!!) Hope there's no animals down there otherwise they'll be covered head to toe in my brown pooey covered mess! Never mind time to wipe! I use flushable wipes for my bladder vagina right between my legs and then my bottom. Amazing how I got these handy for such emergencies. Then after squatting I pull my panties up, and lift down my dress. And leave the bush before anyone notices. Well it was nice chatting to you but I will see you soon. Please let me know what other wonderful places I could do my business in like a bucket or something so until then... Bye bye now!
Bianca
Taco Bell No Go
Hi folks. My friend Toni had diarrhea after Taco Bell. Infact, she pooped twice in a short period. The loo reeked of the unmistakable bad diarrhea scent. Two mor people went into the loo, too. For those of you who's gut may dislike Taco Bell, they ate the five dollar box meal. I never had this problem with this meal yet, but since I can suffer from diarrhea due to missing a gallbladder, it's a matter of time. Hope you enjoy, bye.
Kristi
Nice girl at the gym this morning
Hi all!
Awhile back I asked about the etiquette of cutting in line for a toilet. If you REALLY needed to go, would you ask someone ahead of you if you could go first?
I've never been in that situation, but I've seen it happen. I remember seeing two women just walk into a men's room. And I've offered to let someone go ahead of me once (she was very thankful).
This morning I was in between exercises at the gym and needed to go pee. I wasn't desperate but I definitely was gonna feel better after a pee.
The bathroom/locker room is PACKED. All 3 stalls are being used (who designed this bathroom?!) and there are like 5 girls waiting.
Eventually it was one girl ahead of me in line. At this point I'd been standing there listening to a lot of other women go to the bathroom... my bladder was getting heavy. I think I was probably showing a little desperation in my face.
To my surprise, as a toilet flushed, the girl ahead of me approaches me and says very softly: "I have to take a crap. You can go ahead of me." She looked like she was maybe in her late teens. Short. Really light blonde hair. Pretty girl. I'd seen her working out before. She did a lot of free weights and was strong.
Honestly, I considered her offer! But I thought, "I can wait for one more person." I told her, "Thank you but you can go first."
The middle stall opened up and she goes in. About 30 seconds later one of the other stalls opens up. I took it and quickly pulled down my shorts and panties. Wow did I ever need to pee! My stream was really, really fast and thick.
My neighbor, the sweetheart who had offered to let me go in front of her, apparently really needed to go too. I was glad I didn't accept her offer. I heard a BIG plop coming from her stall followed by a really big sigh of relief.
Then she let go of a really big fart. One of those that feels really good to let go of.
If I hadn't already taken a morning poop at home I'd probably have been triggered by her sounds.
As my torrent slowed to a tinkle, I heard about 7 or 8 more plops coming from this girl's stall. I was really amazed that she had offered to let me cut her because it sounded like she had had to go really bad.
She was still pooping as I wiped and washed my hands.
Random acts of kindness... love 'em.
Speaking of which... would anybody be upset if I used my next post to brag on my Hubby?
Annie
Pooped again just a few minutes ago
I was digesting after lunch (2 chicken drumsticks, tomato, eggs, wraps to soak up the juices on the plate and 2 pieces of chocolate for after lunch). Finally a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop (again-had a huge poop earlier) so I grabbed my Walmart bag (with the toilet paper, etc in it. Also at lunch I asked for a bar of soap for washing my hands since there was none downstairs and I don't want to keep using the hand sanitizer. Went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went outside my room, put the flip flops outside my room on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door the majority of the way, walked to the toilet. Pulled my pants and dark underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first for about 30 seconds then pushed. A semi-solid poop came out and fell into the toilet with a splash. It felt medium sized. Took the toilet paper out of the Walmart bag, took some, put the toilet paper roll in the Walmart bag, wiped my front then wiped my butt really well until no more marks on the paper. Tossed it into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked in the toilet. The water was so dark I couldn't see anything. Oh well. Flushed the toilet and washed my hands with the bar of soap (so much better!), grabbed the Walmart bag, left the washroom, turned off the light and left the washroom (P.U. lol). Went to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, opened the door, put those flip flops on, dried my hands on the towel and now writing this. I hope after dinner I can poop again (what goes in must come out lol), do my stretches and exercises and hopefully shower tonight. I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy. Please be careful.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Thander
A few questions
I have a few questions.
The first is with regards to squat toilets which I've never had any need to use. What happens if the bowel movement takes quite awhile how difficult is it remaining? In the squat position?
Does anybody get dizzy after a big or difficult bowel movement or get very exhausted. I know I do.
Does anybody have difficulty wiping their bottom and could I have further details. I know I have great difficulty at times and have a bidet what happens when I'm out can another story.
I spoke to a girl once and said when she wakes up, he has a hot cup of water and sits on the toilet evacuates and never goes till the next day. She has never had to do a poo at work or anywhere else she is that regular. I know I'm very different.
Thanks for considering the above questions.
Thunder.
Annie
Huge soft poop an hour after breakfast
Got up this morning, went to the washroom, brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had a semi spicy soup with vegetables, an egg and other stuff. It took a while to eat. After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs (my caregiver was in her room). Surfed the net on my phone for quite a while until a few minutes ago when I got a major urge to poop. I knew it would be a lot (it usually is, even when I was a small skinny girl).
I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, stepped outside my room, put those flip flops on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom across from my room. Turned on the light, closed the door the majority of the way (still doesn't close 100% but a lot better than before), walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first for about 30 seconds then pushed out a lot of poop. It was very soft. Finally when I was done it dropped into the toilet quietly. Took the toilet paper out of the Walmart bag, took some, wiped my front first (front to back) then wiped my butt until the toilet paper came back with no marks on it. Put the toilet paper in the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow! There was a long, very thick, soft poop in the toilet taking up most of the toilet bowl! It stunk too. Better out than in. Flushed the toilet and it went down no problem. Went to my Walmart bag on the door, grabbed the hand sanitizer in it, washed my hands with it, put it back and double checked to make sure I put the toilet paper back. Yup. Hopefully after lunch I can do another big poop.
I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
ToiletKid
After too many party dishes, part 1
Yesterday was a party, and I ate a lot for the honor of party, perhaps I haven't eaten so lot yet. The party lasted a long time, and I didn't go to poop before going to bed because I was tired. But rather I'd go! The next day I woke up and immediately felt a very strong ache in my stomach. I also felt a very persistent urge to poop. So I immediately ran to the toilet, I didn't even change my pajamas into day clothes! When I got to the toilet and locked myself in there, I pulled my pajamas down and sat down on the toilet seat. I pushed a little bit, and I felt a lot of poop slowly coming out of me. I also heard loud splashes as my poop fell into the toilet. And immediately it began to stink rotten and putrid, but my stomach stopped aches. The poop was coming out of me, one by one. And I felt like I couldn't stop. I pooping and pooping, unable to stop it! Some time later, the poop stopped coming out of me, and I took advantage of this moment to immediately flush the toilet. I do not know how many poop I defecated, but I think more than ten for sure! When the poop was flushed out of the toilet, I push because I felt like I still wanted to poop. I farted loudly, then soft, poop masses slowly came out of me - or rather, flowed out. They fell into the toilet with splashes, and I holding my nose, because the whole toilet room already stank. Soon these poo stopped coming out of me and I flushed it down the toilet again. But I felt like I wanted to poop again. Moreover, the desire to poop was so strong that I almost involuntarily began to push. My stomach didn't ache, but it was bubbling loudly and violently, and I knew that if I stopped pooping now before the desire disappeared, my stomach would aches again. Therefore, I pushed hard, and felt big soft poop coming out of me abundantly. I was farting very loudly, and the smell was already so strong that, probably, despite the closed door, the smell was already felt outside the toilet. It smelled powerful and very disgusting! Poop came out of me in heaps and fell into the toilet. I felt like I was pooping more and more. This time I had to flush the toilet during the process, because it seemed to me that I had already defecate so many poop that they could overflow the toilet. The poop came out further during the flush and after. I could feel a lot of poop coming out of me. I pushed a little to speed up the pooping, but more and more poo came out anyway, and they didn't stop. I was sitting on the toilet, and I glad that I was on the toilet! Because now I definitely can't get out of my seat, I'm pooping non-stop, and it's good that I'm in the toilet! As soon as this stream of poop stopped, I immediately flushed. I was flushing, still sitting on the toilet, and I didn't see if anything had flushed away, but I hoped that everything was flushing off. That's all for now, I'm still sitting on the toilet, and I feel like pushing. This is the first part of this story, and right now I'm going to keep pooping on. I hope I don't have long left!
John H
Reply to Kristi.
Hey all. Happy new year.
@Kristi. Thanks for the reply. Steve is lucky that you are happy to have him watch you pooping on the toilet. To your questions, yes I have an SO. She has watched me pee and poo but I have only seen her pee. She is not ok with sharing poop but I like pee too so I am ok with that arrangement. Wouldn't want to push her but if she ever changes her mind I would be happy to watch her poop.
@Annie. Hey. Seen you have gotten some toilet paper now. Hope this continues for you.
I think my poops are returning to normal after all the Christmas eating. I actually didn't have many satisfying poops over Christmas. I normally do some really enjoyable poops so was a bit disappointed.
I pooped in work today. Not sure if I mentioned here before that the sound can be clearly heard in the work toilets. I heard lots of farts and plops from others. This means they can hear me too but I don't mind that.
That's all for now. Take care all.
John H.
VioletIndigo
Responses to Questions
QUESTIONS:
Q1. For the ladies: If you're PEEING in a public restroom, how far down do you pull your pants? And if you're in a skirt, do you pull it up or down?
A1. I just pull my pants down to around my knees whether I'm peeing or pooping, I don't like to let my pants touch the bathroom floor. If I'm wearing a skirt, I pull up the skirt.
Q2. For everyone: If you're POOPING in a public restroom, how far down do you pull your pants?
A2. Like I said, just to around my knees. If I'm wearing a skirt or dress, I just pull it up like I would peeing.
Q3. Have you ever pooped and clogged a toilet at someone else's home?
A3. I was living with my best friend for a bit, and I pooped and clogged a toilet in her home but I was the only one using it since I had that bathroom to myself. It came unclogged easily with a plunger, and I needed her help finding it. To be honest I wasn't embarrassed because we're both open about bathroom-related stuff with each other, when I told her I clogged the toilet she made a joke like "of course you did" lol. Besides that I can't think of anything.
PEEING IN THE SHOWER:
I always pee in the shower, it's fun peeing standing up. I usually face my vag towards the stream of the water so that everything gets cleaned off as I go. I never try to aim the stream because I would fail lol, instead I just kind of let it fall out.Annie
Big poop 2 hours after lunch
Hi everyone. At breakfast I had soup with an egg, banana in it (strange combination but surprisingly tasted good), rice and beans. Took my 9 AM medications afterwards. At lunch-at 12 I had noodles with chili pepper sauce, green leafy vegetables and peas. I had an apple afterwards. I thanked my caregiver, grabbed my Walmart bag, put my notebook and pen in it, grabbed my water jar and went downstairs. Have been surfing the net, watching videos, listening to music etc. Stomach felt full and in need of a good dump soon. A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag (with my TP in it), went to the door, took off my bedroom flip flops, opened the door, stepped outside my room, put those flip flops on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom.
Turned on the light, closed the door the majority of the way (it's mostly fixed but not 100%), walked to the toilet, pulled my dark sweatpants and black underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first quite a bit then pushed out what felt like a lot of semi-solid thick poop that seemed to keep coming. Finally it came out and laid in the toilet. Came out easily with no splash, thud, nothing like that. Just came out and laid there. Took the toilet paper out of the Walmart bag, took some, put the roll back in the bag, put the Walmart bag on the door then wiped my front a few times and wiped my butt until there were no marks. Tossed the paper between my legs into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow! This filled quite a bit of the toilet! It was thick too. Flushed the toilet and it went down no problem. Went to the sink, turned on the tap, ran the bar of soap under the water, rubbed it between my hands and put the bar of soap back. Washed my hands well, rinsed them and turned the tap off with my forearm. Shook my hands off in the sink, grabbed my Walmart bag, left the washroom, turned off the light. Went to my room, turned on the light, dried my hands on the towel in here, went outside my room, took off the flip flops meant for outside my room, went back into my room, put THOSE flip flops on and now writing this. I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy. And also if you are living somewhere like the U.S. or Canada (like me) that you're staying warm and safe.
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Annie
Big poop about an hour after dinner
Today I have been eating good, semi-heavy ish meals. I had egg, vegetables, etc in a soup for breakfast. For lunch (the driver for the exercise program never showed up and no one called me about the program) I had rice with melted cheese, chicken, cabbage and an apple and 2 pieces of apple on the side. For dinner that I finished a while ago I had chicken (2 drumsticks), cabbage, mixed vegetables and a lot of rice. After dinner I took my 5 PM medications, thanked my caregiver again, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs. Surfed the net on my phone for ages until about 5 minutes ago.
Grabbed my Walmart bag, put my phone in my pocket, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, stepped outside my room, put THOSE flip flops on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door (the majority of it is fixed. It doesn't close 100% but it closes enough that you have privacy) and walked to the toilet. Pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed quite a bit first then pushed out a lot of semi-solid thick poop that seemed to keep coming easily. It came out and quietly laid in the toilet. No flump, no splash. Just easily came out. Whew! I think that was my second shit today (don't remember) but my body has been needing it. I stood up once I was done, grabbed my toilet paper from my Walmart bag, took some and wiped first my front then wiped my butt until there was nothing on the toilet paper. Tossed it into the toilet and looked. WOW! This took up most of the toilet! It was fairly thick too and semi-solid. Damn. Guess my body needed that especially after the good, healthy food and water (especially before my poop). Flushed the toilet and it went down no problem. Took my Walmart bag, went outside the washroom, turned off the light and went to my room. Tossed the Walmart bag on my bed, took the hand sanitizer and washed my hands and now writing this. I think that was my second crap today (don't remember because of the brain surgery and stroke. Oh well. I'm not letting that or anything else stop me). I hope everyone is staying safe, happy, healthy and warm (especially if you're in a cooler place like me. Toronto)
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Optional Person
New Year New Poops
Lately starting into the new year the last 4 times i have pooped i have had nice turds. Where i sit, barely feel a thing and hear the quiet crackles and then i will look in the bowl and see a long snake curling in the bowl and i will feel proud. sometimes they curl over each other at the end of the turd and it looks like a snakes coil. they take only a minute to slide out and then i cover them in the toilet paper from wiping after i use my phone to take a photo. i feel proud of myself after each of these turds comes out and i enjoy looking at them for a minute and enjoying the long firm turd before wiping and covering it up. with the front landing out of the water i find using toilet paper to push it out of the way into the water that the turds are solid but sticky. using the paper to push them they start to spread out so they are not intensely firm. i really enjoy pooping them. i had two squeaky farts from my butt this morning to signal the turd that sounded like i was making the sound with my mouth. They make quiet crackles as they come out and a gentle thud as they hit the front of the toilet and i barely feel them coming out of my butt. I wish I were like some people on this site that can make 3 or 4 of those with their cute butts at a time. I used to poop like this before college, but during and after college my poops have been small and it took until these last couple days for my poops to be this big again hehe. The only thing that is different is that i eat salads before some meals now. just lettuce, nuts and sometimes bits of cabbage. i also sometimes have bowls of apple slices, blueberry slices, and oranges (the cutie kind) otherwise, i still eat the normal things, spaghetti and pizza, chicken mashed potatoes, the normal things and i am still not much less picky, but the poops are happier recently. i love you all even though i don't call you all out often. but Avery, i miss your soul on here. Happy Pooping lovely people.
Emma two
Huge poop in my knickers and the toilet
After five days off constipation I finally managed to go when I woke up this morning. The laxatives I'd taken just before I went to bed last night were working well and I knew I was going to be a while so I advised Sarah to go first. She went into the bathroom and left the door open and I waited out. She was having a poo and hearing and smelling her relieving herself me want to go even more. It was a big one and I had to wait for about ten minutes for her to finish and when she flush the toilet I heard her saying "oh no" she came out of the bathroom looking guilty and she said she'd blocked the toilet. That was not what I wanted to hear because I was about to poo myself and now the toilet was out of action. I looked in the toilet to find the water had risen to the top of the bowl and I knew I was in trouble. Sarah got a cane from the garden and started breaking the behemoth of a turd up and the water went down slowly. It took about half of her load down to Sarah flushed the toilet again. I was relieved to see the water was going down and so was the rest of Sarah's poo. I felt even more relief when I started having an accident in my knickers. I was out of time and all I could do was sit on the toilet with my knickers up and I totally filled them as bit of my poo spread out of the leg holes and dropped into the toilet. It felt so good but it was embarrassing to be totally pooing myself in front of Sarah. I managed to stop after a few seconds and I flushed the toilet and took my poopy knickers off and tipped the smelly contents into the water and flushed again. My knickers were ruined so I put them in the sink and sat back down on the toilet to finish my poo. The relief felt amazing even if half of it was in my knickers. I flushed the toilet again and got in the shower to clean myself up. I afterwards I rinsed my knickers out in hot water but they were beyond saving so I threw them away.
Friday, January 12, 2024
STEPHEN.P
When I came home yesterday morning after computer lessons I needed to go a NUMBER TOO. Took the VOLLRATH bed pan put it next to the fireside chair
took off my jogging bottoms and pants sat on bed pan had a wee followed by a BM wiped with four sheets of shades kitchen towel , dressed took pan outside emptied in bonfire then washed under water butt .
This morning I used the pan again