Jaycie
Bad Day at the Office
Hey guys,
I have recovered from my last embarrassing post but yesterday I had another very embarrassing incident at work this week. My name is Jayce, I'm 24 years old and started my new job at a marketing firm.
I've been working here for about 3 months now and our office has around 20-25 people. Today for lunch I packed a tuna salad sandwich, usually my favorite, and had it around 10:30 this morning. I was running late for work today and didn't have a chance to eat breakfast. The sandwich tasted slightly different than normal, but I shrugged it off and kept eating, I was so hungry.
Around 11am I started feeling some pressure on my stomach. I began to worry just a little because I don't enjoy pooping in front of others. Especially my coworkers who I am still trying to make connections with. In the coming minutes the cramps and gurgles only grew worse, I was beginning to think the Tuna Sandwich may be the culprit. I knew I was going to have explosive diarrhea in the coming minutes and my mind was racing. "What are my coworkers going to think if they hear what's going to come out of me?" At my desk I let out a few silent farts that really STUNK. My desk mates began to look around but I tried to keep working.
Once all of them left for lunch around 12, I knew this would be my best time to go. I had been sitting for what felt like an eternity, trying to hold back this gas and diarrhea. As I got up a wet fart escaped my rear and forced me to move my hand to my butt. I speed walked to the bathroom, hoping no one was in there, and wouldn't disturb me.
To my surprise, no one was in the restroom. Our office bathroom has 2 stalls, 1 being normal and the other being handicapped. Both face the entrance to the restroom, so when someone opens the door, you will be seen through the cracks in the stall. I was so desperate at this point that I flung the restroom door open and entered the normal stall directly in front of me. My stomach was howling at this point. I bent over in pain, struggling to keep all of this in before sitting. I closed my stall door and accidentally let out a loud wet fart. I sit down on the toilet and try to get as comfortable as possible, but as soon as I was seated someone opened the door. My coworker Lydia had come back from lunch and took the stall directly next to me. I barely talk to Lydia but I didn't want her to hear the beast that was about to come out of me. She began to pee as I sat there.
I could feel the diarrhea pressed up against my butt, one false move and it was all over for me. She peed and began to wipe. My stomach let out and audible gurgle that made me lose all control of the battle. Mushy diarrhea began flying out with uncontrollably loud farts behind it. I moaned on accident as it all came out and sat in embarrassment of what has just happened. Lydia paid no mind tho and flushed and washed her hands. As she was leaving she did peak back to see through the crack in my stall. I was sat there so vulnerable, dress pants and panties at my ankles, legs spread apart, and sweat dripping down my face. She left and I got back to my disgusting business. A blasted out another wave of diarrhea that toppled me over causing me to spray the back of the seat and a bit of the wall with my sharts.
I reeked in the bathroom at this point and I still wasn't done, I had been in here for 25 minutes… 2 more people entered and my control has completely left me at this point, I blasted 2 waves back to back with thundering farts along with it. They knew who was responsible for the stink at this point and I just sat in shame. The one lady waiting on a stall peered into my stall and I couldn't help but let out more diarrhea and moan under my breath. I felt like I was close to done so I began to wipe, taking another 10 minutes, totaling close to 40 minutes at this point. Once I was done wiping I turned around to survey the damage. The bowl was filled with mush above the water, basically creating a pile of crap like from Jurassic Park 3. Splatter marks all over the side of the bowl and on the back of the toilet seats. I even managed to create splash marks and spray on the wall behind me, people who peered through the cracks probably saw the damage as well… I pulled the lever to flush and the water didn't even move and inch. I had completely clogged the toilet beyond repair it seemed. I decided to just exit the stall and begin to wash my hands. Panic set in as 2 more people came into the restroom. One entering the handicap stall and the other in complete shock of the damage I had caused and back away and commented "someone blew that toilet up!" My face went burnt red as I tried to not make eye contact with her. As I dried my hands the other girl flushed and her friend entered the handicap stall.
I left the bathroom and sat back at my desk, nobody seemed to notice it was me but I could smell the bathroom all the way from my desk, which is about 50 feet away from the bathroom. As I got back to work, my stomach began doing somersaults again which told me I would need to go to the bathroom again very soon. I thought it would be a good idea to release a fart to relieve the pressure but I followed through big time. I felt a rush of diarrhea enter my panties with a loud wet fart behind it. I sprinted back to the restroom. As I entered I noticed the handicap stall was still taken and I would have to use my clogged / obliterated stall. Before I made the choice to enter my stall, I accidentally sharted again, I felt diarrhea leaking down my leg and I saw a trail begin to form on the floor. I raced into the stall. Pulling down my completely ruined pants and panties, which lead to more diarrhea ending up on the floor. I was still shooting diarrhea out uncontrollably before sitting down, I was spraying it like a fire hose all over the floor, on the walls of the stall, and all over the toilet. I sat down in my own feces and let loose! The lady in the stall next to me seemed disgusted but offered to tell the boss I was sick and send me home and said she'd grab a pair of back up pants and underwear for me. I was so grateful for her generosity but I was so embarrassed and it was only about to get worse.
I began to feel nauseous and gagged before realizing I was about to throw up. I mustered up the strength to get off the toilet to turn around and vomit into the diarrhea filled toilet. I didn't realize it in the moment but I had also followed through while vomiting, spraying a diarrhea trail behind me. The entire bathroom was a disaster at this point and I had no strength to move.
The woman came back with underwear and pants for me. She helped clean me up which was so nice. I cleaned up and got out of the office as fast as possible without out looking anyone in the eye. I have been at home since with what I assume is food poisoning from the tuna sandwich:/
I am so scared to go back to work on Monday, I haven't heard anything from my boss, but I imagine he found out something happened. I love being able to share these stories with people but I do not enjoy it in the moment. I hope this sickness passes. I've been back in forth between my bed and toilet the whole day. I hope it all passes soon.
JaycieAnnie
Accidentally blocked the toilet
Hi all. Have been having constipation issues with my stomach so have been eating as healthy as possible, trying to drink enough water, eat enough fruit, etc. A few minutes ago I got an urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, stepped outside my room, put those flip flops on, turned off the light, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first a lot then pushed out 2 ish rock hard poops. They didn't feel very big. Stood up, turned around, flushed the toilet and they didn't go down. The water level went down though. Oh crap! Pulled my pants and underwear up, washed my hands and went upstairs to tell my caregiver was blocked. She didn't understand so she told me to send her a picture through text. I went downstairs and did that. She reacted to the picture with an angry face/emoticon. I replied sorry. She refuses to buy and keep a plunger in the washroom because of viruses. So she will have to call a plumber or ask her son to help her. In the meantime we will have to use her upstairs washroom.
AnnieJenny
Anyone ever buy new underwear, while wearing dirty underwear
Justin-I can attest to pooping often when shopping at Marshalls! My husband and friends have sent me this social media short videos (what are they snapchats, I'm too old for TikTok, but I see these short viral videos in a vertical format for YouTube and IG) referencing this phenomenon. They are always these Millennial women joking about pooping in a discount store. Maybe its to coffee or the hydration from all the Stanley cups. Here's my made-up conspiracy theory: I have at times been inspired to buy some cute underwear at Marshalls as 1) they are a bargain and good quality 2) Umm the toilet paper at Marshall is cheap in quality... hahaha.. Nordstrom toilet paper...much better!. Any ladies (or guys) spontaneously buy new underwear knowing they are walking around with skidmarks? I'm pretty sure I did that last January or February...and I bought DARK underwear too!
Catherine-Probably not you, as you never get skids! you are probably wearing the same underwear you did in college cause you booty is so sterile hahaha! Just kidding gal!
Wow, I am glad you felt better after such a long poop! My best feeling poops are 5 minutes or less. Probably the one's were I am barely "prairie dogging" and I find a toilet just in time, or sooner. My bowels evacuate swiftly and completely . Honestly if they last more than 15 minutes for me, I am not feeling well nor am I feeling immediately relief after with my rare diarrhea or constipation. When I pooped my pants (twice) in grad school I was having frequent diarrhea and did not ever feel better after completing my BM. For the first incident, I was sitting on the toilet for 35 minutes ands still felt horrible. I went to bed, work up feeling sick from both ends and ended up vomtting in the toilet but pooping my pants. The Second grad school incident I also pooped for long time with diarrhea for over 30 minutes. Walked way to do something else, then "sharted" despite my butt being sore from sitting on the toilet so long less than an hour before! So I have pooped myself recently, but I will share in a different post...
Eternally curious - Nice to meet you! As you may have read in this forum, especially my posts "Skidmarked in Seatle," underwear skidmarks are relatively normal and benign for me and many others. I still get embarrassed about them from time to time, but I will paraphrase Catherine from 7/13/2024, a little embarrassment is normal and human. It's an emotion we all feel. I personally have learned to embrace embarrassment and a way to cultivate my personal values ( not everyone's) of humor and humility. I have three degrees, am attractive by some standards, I still skid my white underpants because my husband likes to buy me light colored underwear!!! Sometimes embarrassment is a safe form me of excitement like why people like scary movies and roller coasters: You can face fear but still be safe. But I am no mental health counselor, that is just my experience. I am sorry you felt shame throughout your life. I recommend therapy for anyone with a pulse, whether you talk about this issue (skid marks), related issues (shame and thumb sucking) or something completely different and private that you do not need to share if you do not have to. Please always be safe and take care of your mental and physical health, which is a form of caring for others health. Blessings to you and your loved ones "Eternally curious!" Also note as embarrassed as I get about staining my undies as an attractive and successful woman, I realize having to wipe with a piece of paper is like trying to clean of coffee stain off my desk with a dry towel. It's kind of hard!
Skidmarked in Seattle
Ellie
Update & Replies
I mentioned in my last post that I had been suffering with an off ???? recently and just wanted to provide an update, I have actually come on with a super bug which seems to be doing the rounds in the uk at the moment. It's had me pretty bed bound all week and also caused quite often diarrhea. Yesterday morning I had a lot of meetings at work so took some Imodium to stop this, now this worked well, however I now haven't had a poo in over 24 hours which as you know from my previous post is pretty abnormal for me!!
Feeling slightly concerned when it does come it might be pretty bad as that's what happened when I have taken Imodium before. Just hope I'm home or somewhere comfortable.
Justin - I saw your post on women needing to poo when visiting places like Tjmaxx etc. it's a weird phenomenon & totally true haha! I can't put any reason on it, but it's the same with me whenever I go to any shopping centres/malls/etc… I will usually find that my stomach becomes more active and I'll need to make a visit to a bathroom almost every time.
Radu
Comparison Survey
1. Do you like to compare your poop with other people's poop?
2. Have you ever furtively compared your poop to someone else's? What I mean is that she didn't know you were comparing her/his poop to yours.
3. Have you ever openly compared your poop with someone? What I mean is a situation where you talked to someone about your poop. You saw him/her and he/she saw your poop, or you had a pooping competition.
4. If you compare your poop to someone else's, do you enjoy it more when your poop is bigger, or do you prefer it when someone else's poop is bigger than yours?
5. Have you ever felt satisfied when you pooped bigger than someone else's?
6. Have you ever felt humiliated/loser because someone pooped bigger than you?
7. Has anyone felt humiliated/losed because they pooped smaller than yours?
8. Have you ever felt turned on by seeing someone else's poop that was much bigger than yours?
9. Have you compared your poop with that of someone of the opposite sex? What was the result?
10. Did comparing your poop with someone else's or just looking at someone else's poop make you feel so strongly that you couldn't sleep or thought about it for a long time?
Thursday, July 18, 2024
Eternally Curious
Other Associated Habits?
Hi,
I'm curious if anyone has other habits besides having skidmarks in their panties? For example, my mom shamed me about having dirty panties AND being a thumbsucker, which resulted in me sucking my thumb in the bathroom when I noticed that I had stains.
Even as an adult, it is all associated to me. While I try to stay clean, my panties are usually dirty. I have even wet myself on purpose while sitting there. And this all ends up being fodder when I'm having private moments.
I know, I likely need a therapist, but there is no way I can bring this up in person.
Anyway, thanks for reading.Jenny
Catherine- hey sistah! It was so strange for such a classy restaurant to be out toilet paper. I have pooped there in the past and they have the softest toilet paper I have ever used in a public restroom; probably softer than the Costco toilet paper I use at home. Probably why I didn't think twice to wear white under wear that night! My butt would have been as clean as yours Catherine if the rolls were not empty! haha . I like to wipe until I am clean too, but I have wiped up to 20 times a not felt clean wiping or felt clean (enough?) and still left a skid. ( I'm not " man splaining.. just the facts :) The only time I "punt" on purpose is when I am working out at the gym and I know my big sweaty booty is getting a shower soon. Did you ever see any of your volleyball teammates get any skid marks in the locker room after a pre or mid practice poop? High school sports and college is when I realized I'm not the only cute butt who gets skidmarks. I'm a very clean and borderline OCD nurse practitioner, but my husband actually finds it endearing I get occasional skidmarks..well sometime more than occasional ! He has joked the skids are side effect of a big athletic booty and I MAY be in good company when we see a lot of athletic rear ends like a professional womens's soccer or volleyball team.
Summer pooping:
Anybody else getting a little more dehydrated with the summer heat? Seattle is superhot in the Summer lately. Also , I probably have not kept up with my 80 Oz of water lately, and probably slacking with my fiber and eating a lot more carbs. What does this have to do with this forum you ask? Well normally I poop very quickly and easily, but I really had to push out my poop the other day. It was a lot of poop and I swear I was turning read pushing out the poop. I was home, so I was making some of the grunting noises that I have heard in public restrooms. I was actually worried was going to pass out on the toilet from pushing … or injury myself in other ways. Once I got the first three turds out, everything else came out soft and formed. I seriously filled the toilet. I started to catch my breath like I had just lifted weights...I flushed before the pile touched me back! gross! I flushed and I had never seen the toilet so filled with skid marks. I wiped 6 times then flushed again. Surprise, surprise, i needed a plunger
Skid marked from Colombia-How about that Argentina/Columbia Match? I actually thought I posted about the time I got sick in grad school twice and pooped myself. this was in 2010. At that time I had pooped myself as an adult twice within a year. I pooped myself recently, but I will need to post about that again later...but it was random and uneventful basically...
Annie-I have used soap to clean up at home when I was short or out of toilet paper at home, but I use liquid soap. and my hands. I know some people use a wash rag, loofa or a bar of soap. I always used gel soap since I had roommates because I was afraid of sharing bar soap. How does everyone clean their bum in the shower or bath? I put some gel in my hand and go up in there. does anyone use the bar or cloth in their butt? I do use a loofah, but it does not go in my crack..I'd done want it to look like my underwear...hahaha
Skidmarked (and sweaty) in seattle
Lysari
???? troubles ain't fun
I've shit at least three times today 'n at least two were soft 'n mushy (not quite full on diarrhea but close).
Not sure if I ate somethin' my ???? didn't like or whether I was just in need of a good clean out or what, but I haven't felt good all day. Gonna baby my ???? (read: eat safe, easy to digest stuff) for the rest of the night 'n see if that helps.
Love,
Lysari
Justin
Poop and TJ max
I have been some seeing some Social Media short video trends (IG, TikTok, You ube) about the phenomenon of women having to poop immediately once they walk into a discount store in the US such as a Marshalls, Ross, TJ max or even a Target.
I have seen quite a few different video skits about this, so I am guessing this is a common experience that many women relate with? None of the videos are posted by men. Do any of the women posters here get the reference? Has anyone personally experienced this or noticed that the restrooms always smelled like poop?
As a male who has used a few Marshall's restrooms, they always seem clean and unused when I go. The only personal experience close to this I have seen is nearly every guy at the gym takes a crap before or during their work out. I myself hate pooping at the gyms but I have held some poops in and crop dusted a few times at the gym. I guess in high school basketball all the star players took huge dumps before every game. I was bench player and I always found a restroom away from the locker room
Bianca
To Becky
Hey Becky. I found out that their's a surgery to correct your small bladder to make it larger. It's called a bladder augmentation. Whatever you decide, I hope you find a solution that works for you. Last week I heard a staff from ???? pooping. Miss ???? did a quick and somewhat smelly poop. My farts have been smelly sometimes, but nothing exciting. As far as my poop not being perfect is concerned, I'm not worried about it anymore. Scrolling this site has been great. My favorite latest story was the 7 day poop holding entry. Loved all the suspense! All for now.
Catherine
An Underrated Type of Poop
Hi Toiletstool,
Let's begin this story by saying that I overdid it at a cookout this weekend at our church. Let's also begin by saying that I love fresh fruit. And, in the Deep South, summertime means peaches, nectarines, and plums. I love them all. Alan and I had already gone to get fresh peaches the weekend of the 4th, and I had been indulging on them all week. I made a cobbler for the family, but I like them fresh.
Then, at the cookout, we had others bring so much fresh fruit. I ate my share of burgers, baked beans, potato salad but overdid it on the fruit. From grapes, to blueberries, to strawberries and fresh peach slices, I indulged.
Well, Friday night I went to bed with a stomach ache. Then, Saturday morning I woke up and just didn't feel good. I was gassy, crampy, and bloated. I knew what was coming.
About an hour after I had gotten out of bed and had a nice strong cup of black coffee, I could feel everything head south. I was sweating, cramping and trying not to have an accident as I made my way to the toilet. And when I sat down I had the biggest, gassiest, grossest dump I've taken in a long time. It took about 30 minutes to complete this ordeal and the toilet was a mess.
However, after I flushed I felt fantastic! I was no longer bloated. I felt light and energized.
So, I wanted to ask if anyone has ever had an experience like that when you felt sick on your stomach but after one major trip to the bathroom you felt amazingly better?
I hope everyone is well!
Love to all!
Catherine!Princess Toadstool Peach
Answering my own survey questions
Hello everyone I am Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am answering my own survey questions. So let's get started! Have you ever squatted over a potty and watch yourself poo? Oh yeah tons of times it feels good to have a big thick 5 inch poo in a white plastic potty in every morning or bedtime!
2. If outside, would you rather do a wee in the grass or a poo behind a bush? I love doing both especially when the grass is nice and long but sometimes I like to squat behind a bush and then begin to pooing nice big ones too!
3. If clogged up what do you do to get all of your thick brownloads out? Drink plenty of warm coffee and eat lots of fibre and fruit. 4. Would you rather use a potty or poopoo in your panties? I love using a potty the most pushing my BMs into it. I never defecated my panties but I did once but that's another story for another time.
5. Do you often have a best friend with you to keep you company while you are pooing? Sometimes my best friend forever Princess Rosalina and other times Princess Zelda or Bethany Mild.
6.Does your wee end in a couple of drips and drops like mine? Yes of course sometimes one drip or two drops I don't know I always lose count.
7. Have you tried defecating or urinating in a Huggies diaper pull up nappy or in a bucket? Oh yes I done both I even once defecated in a Huggies pull-up diaper nappy before I pooed the rest of it out into a bucket. It smelt quite rancid! Pee Eww!
8. What is your go-to food before having a big thick BM pooh poo? Plenty of fruity fibre and lots of coffee. I may warn you it might make you break wind a lot.
9. Do you ever try filing up the toilet with your BMs? Absolutely! The best part about it is making sure it goes down when you flush it. Ok that's it for today. Bye bye now!
Thunder
Incontinence
The first time I had shit myself, except for a couple of sharts was quite some years ago when I had prolonged constipation. I had been taking laxatives etc and I had a colon x-ray whereby had had to drink this flavourless fluid
Anyway the x-ray went ok and I was driving home and as I turned into my street I got this sudden urgency to defecate and I totally lost it....poo just shot out of my bum filling up my undies and suit pants. Fortunately nobody was at home and it was a very warm day whilst a cleaned myself off with the hose and then hosed out my pants thoroughly and put them through the washing machine. The trousers came up quite good!
This was my first bowel incontinence episode and it did not upset me too much because it gave me a much needed and giant poo!
Now since then I have had a few such occurrences when constipated and the laxatives kick in...I have to be quite constipated though. Once again when this has happened nobody was at home...lucky!
Now there have been other occasions when constipated and the laxatives start and have been near a toilet....so often I sit on the throne and note some small amount of poo in my incontinence underwear. If I get the toilet paper before actually releasing my bowels there is quite a bit of poo that leaks out. Last year I had a successful constipated BM and she wiped me thoroughly...my undies were clean also .....later that day I had a sit on the toilet and my undies were a little soiled and my bottom was dirty as if I had not been properly wiped....yet I was properly wiped! I seem to get leakages when constipated. I also have trouble holding my urine etc and that is always worse with constipation.
Thanks for rading this
ThunderEllie M
Suspected IBS & Survey
Hey! Haven't post in a year but still a frequent reader on the site. Just a reminder for everyone I'm a 23 year old now from the UK :) I've recently been beginning to suspect I might have developed IBS or a similar condition. It's kind of a weird thought as I've always been regular in that department but never really thought it was a hindrance or anything!
The past few months I have noticed it to be more prominent though, more often having a upset stomach, and finding that generally 9 times out of 10 my bowel movements have been more soft and not having to push and struggle. I also notice on average I am regularly having 5/6 poos a day.
Again this comes with often stomach cramps or diarrhea on occasion, but most of the time it's fairly tolerable bar the odd bad days, but with no change in diet or anything I'm wondering if I have a mild version of IBS or similar - I was wondering if there was anyone out there who has IBS, Crohns, Colitis etc… who would take part in my survey below to answer some of the questions I'm curious about how others face it:
1. When did you realise you had a condition/decided to get a diagnosis?
2. How do you manage it within a working environment? (E.g are you embarassed needing to go number 2 around colleagues, try to wait until it's quiet at all?)
3. How do you find it while traveling to new places? I'm a frequent visitor to new towns or countries and often the worry of finding a toilet can be nervy! Foreign countries tend to have "pay to use" bathrooms - idk if anyone has experiences or stories of this?
4. Are you comfortable mentioning it to friends or family? Not only saying you have the condition but when you need the loo, can you feel open to talk to anyone
Thanks all!! Look forward to reading any replies :)
Monday, July 15, 2024
Steve A
Food Service Jobs Affecting Bathroom Habits (Survey)
After working various jobs since 2020, I've decided to move up as a shift lead/kitchen manager at a restaurant that I've been working at part time on and off (in between my other jobs) and I've noticed something about my bathroom habits ever since I started working a regular full time schedule:
Since my restaurant serves some healthy/organic, non-GMO, & non-frozen foods, I've been making some better food choices for some of my daily meals (since we get free meals every shift):
As a result, I've been pooping at least once a day, maybe skipping a day or two (which is getting more rare for me to go more than 2-3 days without going) which means that I must be doing something right since I already enjoy eating healthier and being smart with eating overall (even though I still enjoy occasional snacking and some "not as healthy foods"
However, for anyone who worked in food service:
1) How did the food (& your weekly schedule) affect your overall health and bathroom habits, depending on what type of food your restaurant served?
2) Did any of your coworkers have similar issues from question 1?
3) Did you ever get sick of eating the same types of food, if you ate for free or had a discount?