Shay
Stomachache and Urgent Diarrhea
Hey all,
Got a bit of bubbling and cramping going on in my belly right about now; my stomach has been kind of upset today, mostly still dealing with the aftershocks of being constipated. Been taking something daily to keep my stool soft, but had to stop because I was running to the toilet a couple days ago as my dose was a bit too high. Was constipated again a day after stopping it, but it was mild so I ate a half cup of prunes before bed last night thinking it would make me go.
This morning I woke up feeling bloated and gassy and desperately needing a really big poo, but I couldn't get my bowels to move before work. At work I was still gassy and bloated and needed a poo, so I drank some water and made myself a hot coffee. The coffee stimulated my bowels and made me have to poo a few times, but they felt sticky and incomplete and I got crampy as a result.
Around 2 I went for lunch feeling hungry but uncomfortably full like I had indigestion. I thought maybe the stimulation from a light meal may help. I ordered some food and a Powerade from Wendy's and walked over to and sat down outside a McDonald's to eat. I had only eaten two nuggets when suddenly my stomach got really heavy, I got really bad cramps, and I felt like I needed to poo. The combination of prunes, coffee, a sweetened beverage, and the outdoors was finally moving my bowels it seemed like, but when the feeling started to wane in intensity, I thought maybe it was just gas and I should try to fart instead. I had been feeling false alarms ever since the coffee and thought it might be gas since every other times the cramps were just from needing to fart, so I pushed just a bit to try and relieve some pressure, but could feel if I bore down I would instead end up with a big watery load in my pants, one that was starting to more and more urgently need to be released as time passed.
I scuttled to the bathroom inside McDonald's, placing my food on a table inside, and rushed to the ladies room. As soon as I sat down on a toilet and without pushing, a torrent of runny diarrhea rushed through my bowels and shot out of me into the pot below, accompanied by the sound of a few farts. My stomach was turning somersaults, and I was feeling slightly nauseous as three waves of mushy poo squirted out of me. It was so relieving to have all of that shit just run out of me without needing to push, and once it was all out I also wasn't nauseous anymore.
When I was done I wiped and went back to work and my stomach has been bubbling ever since. I think I've got another stuck or big poo, so I took a clean out dose of Miralax and am just waiting to let it all out. I can feel everything squelching around inside me and I'm so bloated and gassy and gurgly. I can tell when I finally have to poo, I'm going to be desperate, which is always so satisfying.
It's so nice to feel like you need the bathroom so bad you might not make it but then when you finally do you basically just explode. There's something about the kind of relief that comes from getting rid of whatever nasty stuff has been churning in your stomach.
That's the kind of relief I'm hoping for again a few hours now that I've taken more Miralax. Going to try for a poo one more time before it really kicks in and then I'm off to bed.
I'll be back if anything interesting happens.
Ciao for now
ShayAnnie
Clogged the toilet again with a huge hard poop
My stomach had been feeling hard and uncomfortable today and yesterday. I have been drinking plenty of warm water to try to soften everything up and ate breakfast and lunch earlier (I took my meds after breakfast). A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big hard poop that slowly slid out. It seemed to keep coming. Finally the last of it dropped into the toilet, I pushed up my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper (my caregiver gave me some last night after I asked), took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then stood up to wipe my butt since it's easier. I wiped really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. Turned, put the toilet paper into the toilet and was shocked about the poop that was in the toilet. It was pretty big, had a lot of cracks in it, looked really dry and very big. Damn. Now to try to flush. I flushed and the poop slowly went down but the water didn't. The pee stained water. I washed my hands, dried them in my room, went upstairs to call my caregiver and explain. Needless to say she was annoyed but she said in a bit try flushing again. Oops. Now to continue to stay hydrated, do my stretches and exercises and continue to eat healthy. Oh man. I hope everyone else's day is going better. Please stay hydrated, safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping (hopefully)
AnnieThunder
Something to Think About
Yesterday I went for a sit in the public toilets at our local shopping centre which was built and managed by a large international developer. After my load quickly dropped I scrolled my phone and noted no internet connection, yet there was internet connection outside the toilets I am wondering if the internet was blocked so people do not " waste time" scrolling whilst on the toilets ? Has anyone experienced this ? ThunderEnhanced wiper
Anna from Astoria- I have been a wet wiper since about 2004 since I started wearing thongs. I have a big butt that in the 90's girls were self-conscious about , but these days girls proudly display on social media. I always thought my bigger rear lead to more skidmarks. I rarely got skidmarks since, except obviously when I had to poop without wipes at work.
I started wearing thongs less as I reached my late 30's and found if I don't use wet wipes, I got skids as bad or worse than my teens and early 20's when I wore panties and boyshorts that have more cloth up my crack. IF I used a wet wipe, rarely any reside. I have had some scares with my plumbing so I am considering a bidet or even a device that wets toilet paper without disintegrating the paper.
My husband half joked about getting the mirror as he said we would not mind seeing more of my @$$!
Becky
Uti and very embarrassed
I forced myself to go with very little water at work (about 12 oz in a 6 hour shift) to avoid having to use the bathroom. So that worked... for like 2 days... now I have a uti for some reason. Itching a burning feeling when I pee.
I'm not sure what to do. This never used to happen to me. I'm forced to use the bathroom. I hate it, especially since they're going to monitor bathroom use short-term to find out who's abusing it (there are people going in there to talk on their phones. This has been a major problem for awhile. So in a way I get it, I just think there could be another way that isn't embarrassing). So we'll basically need to ask for access. Here's my thing. I'm an adult. I know when I need to go. I want to keep that to myself as much as possible. Grab the key, run in, do my business, leave. I'm also not sure what would be considered excessive. I have a small bladder. If I'm a bit under hydrated, I pee a normal amount (wvery 3-4 hours). If I'm properly hydrated, it's twice that amount, which is annoying and ridiculous. I can't really enjoy my breaks and lunches, since it takes me about 4 minutes to use the restroom.
I put on an adult diaper and realized it made a sound as I walked. And since they're going to monitor use (remember, this is short-term), if I do drink enough water, they might think it's suspicious that I'm NOT going. I am trapped. I find using the bathroom to be very embarrassing and shameful. I told them asking for the key is humiliating, but they reassured me that it's temporary. Any advice?Norm
Embarrassing but slightly liberating
It's nice to find this site - this is my first post and thanks all for your honesty with your posts.
I had an embarrassing experience in a local department store a few days ago. I was taking a dump in the toilet and the door didn't lock properly and a guy opened the stall door while I was sitting on the toilet. There are three stalls there - the first is probably the most comfortable but smaller, the middle one has a shelf with the toilet brush behind the toilet which isn't very nice and the last stall is larger but the door opens outwards. There was a guy at the urinal when I came in and I went into the last stall. I thought I had locked the door but didn't apparently, pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet. I unloaded a nice big relieving poo into the toilet, and then another guy came in and took a dump in the first stall. I took a moment and then wiped my ass several times and it was nearly clean so I was almost finished wiping.
I pulled and folded some more toilet paper and was just relaxing for a moment before the final wipe or two when a guy came in and I expected he'd just take the middle stall but even though the outside lock was red on my stall he pulled the door anyway which hadn't locked properly so it opened outwards and he saw me sitting on the toilet holding the toilet paper. Thankfully I think nobody was behind him at the urinals or queueing and it was just him that saw me. I calmly said "excuse me" and had to quickly lean out with my ass off the toilet and exposed to take the door back off him and pull it shut. He said something, walked away and went into the middle stall.
I know it was my responsibility to lock the door which I thought I had done, but the door was showing red and locked on the outside so he could also have left it. Anyway, it was a simple accident and nobody's fault but he looked annoyed and indignant even though him seeing me sitting on the toilet having a poo was much more embarrassing for me. I think I was as dignified as I could be (with my pants around my ankles!) in handling the situation.
I sat back down on the toilet, paused again, then finished wiping my ass, pulled up my pants, flushed and left. While I was washing my hands, one of the other toilets flushed but I was finished and gone before they exited the stall thankfully. I was anxious, but kept calm and didn't rush out either. I was in the store afterwards and the guy was looking across the floor at me slightly indignantly again. Where I live is not too big and I'll probably run into him again, but hopefully he'll just have the sense to forget about it and avoid me but otherwise it would be his problem and up to him to get over it - nobody died and there's no shame in doing a poo - it's my poo, my ass and what I thought was my private space at the time.
This was embarrassing and I really wish it hadn't happened, but strangely enough it was actually slightly liberating as well as nobody had seen me doing a poo since I was a child and I had been pretty hung up on pooping for years really - didn't like taking a dump at work for years or in other peoples' homes or anything like that but I have got over it in recent years, and wish I had years earlier. If this was several years ago I would be really hung up and anxious, afraid of running into that guy again but funnily enough, I've surprised myself and am less hung up than expected, and I'm over it really by just thinking it's no big deal which it isn't. I have no problem with taking a dump in that bathroom again, but the first stall is more comfortable so will take that one next time if it's free!
Thanks for reading, anyone else with similar experiences, hope they didn't upset you.Blake
Stories From My Great Grandfather
Blake here, to tell another story, this time it's a story told to me by my late great grandfather, who studied in the Soviet Union in the late 40s. He went to university in St. Petersburg, he told me the name but I can't remember it. He told me a lot about his time there, but this post will be about his description of the toilet situation there.
First thing he seemed to notice right off the bat, is that everyone seemed to poo a lot more than he did and a lot more often. He also explained that a the stalls in the men's room didn't have doors, so he'd walk in there and there'd always be at least two stalls taken. He told me that the walls were very thin between the men's and women's room so he could clearly hear and sometimes even see his female classmates on the pot. He also said that the toilet paper situation was not good and that most of the time his classmates didn't wipe at all, he told me once that there was a girl who's skirt got blown up in the wind, revealing a very brown stain on her white panties cause, he assumed, she didn't wipe very well. He said sometimes, late in the afternoon, usually after lunch, that the bathrooms would be flooded with students and professors. And that the bathrooms would essentially become unisex as everyone rushed to get their butts on whatever toilet was available. My great grandfather was a very nice man, he left the Soviet Union in the Early 50s, he went back once, in 1960, to study again, and was planning a trip in 1986 but then a certain incident happened and he never got to. He passed away in 2022, he was 93.
Thank you everyone for reading, Blake.
Replies
To Jessica:
Sounds like you had a very relieving poo, I don't poop outdoors often but when I do it's desperate.
To M:
No offense but you sound like someone who would go to Mexico and drink the water on purpose to feel the effects, or at least that's the feeling I'm getting off your post. Don't worry I'd probably do the same thing
Sarah:
I used to have this happen with my little sisters and with kids I would baby sit. They all seemed to love watching me poo.
Shay:
I hope you get to feeling better, it's not good when you just loose control like that.Emma two
Upset stomach in the woods
I was walking in the woods with Sarah this afternoon and we both had to poo. I'd been constipated for about three days and I took a laxative just before breakfast. I was desperate to go and so was Sarah but I had no idea just how desperate she really was. She grabbed her bottom and ran off into the undergrowth and I followed her keeping my bottom clenched tightly. We stopped by an old oak tree and Sarah pulled her shorts and knickers down in a state of panic. I was still pulling my own shorts d by the time Sarah started to go and boy did she go. She had diarrhoea and it exploded out of her. I squatted next to her and pushed out a huge amount of soft poo and wiped my bottom and pulled my clothes back up while Sarah stayed in a squat as she had some more diarrhea. I noticed Sarah had sharted in her knickers. Well actually it was more than a shart. She had pood herself and I felt bad for her. She wiped her bottom and discarded her soiled knickers and pulled her shorts up and we walked home. I felt so relieved but Sarah said she was feeling a bit off colour. Then she said she had to go again and she had to go now! She ducked behind a parked van and pulled her shorts down and released some more diarrhoea on the road. She finished quickly and she pulled her shorts up without wiping and we quickly walked home before anyone saw us. When she got back to the flat Sarah had a shower and I helped her clean up. Her shorts were clean luckily and she went to bed early to try and recover from her upset stomach.
Thunder
Jessica, I am Envious
Jessica I note your post!
As for me with constipation a big bowel movement is such a blessed relief and a victory!
I wish I could have been you.
Yes I have pooped many times outdoors but not for quite some years.
Some years ago I use to have to deliver something early in the morning...it happened several times and the location was on the edge of extensive bush land. Even in those days regularity was a problem and the night before I took a laxative and after my delivery I would go for a bush walk and end up doing a good "Aussie Bush poo.". One time I had three great evacuations.....it came out like caramel sauce.
In my youth I travelled the center of Australia extensively and the only alternative was a squat in the bush. In those days I seemed to pass one long thick stool every morning with ease.
How things have changed.
Anyway Jessica....well done. A poo in the bush is so satisfying and liberatijng.
MD Dan
Replies and Quick Story
Jessica - Great story about pooping outside. I'm sorry you had diarrhea but it sounded like you still had a relatively pleasant experience. I've pooped outside a few times (usually while hiking or hunting, both on private property) and it's definitely a unique feeling. A friend of mine was a forestry student attached to a firefighting unit and ended up on a couple wildfires out west. She told me about how she got badly constipated on one of them when they were completely isolated on a mountain for a few days. The group medic didn't have any laxatives or stool softeners but gave her his "hillbilly cure" (a pinch of smokeless tobacco). She said it took about 10 minutes and she had to run into the forest to very quickly unload 3 days worth of poop. When she came back to the group he asked her how it went and she told me she just ran up and hugged him and they all laughed and congratulated her. lol
Ang - My last story with Kate was the first time we both pooped openly together and we've been dating for about 3 months now. Though our first meeting (page 3072) was very awkward when we both obviously needed to poop. She ended up pooping in front of me, completely unplanned, while at my house a couple months ago (page 3082) and she had absolutely no issues with it at all. In fact, she either really enjoys it or knows I really enjoy it and is more than willing to participate in my interest because of that. We haven't specifically had a conversation about our feelings on the topic yet but I suspect she's just glad to be dating someone who not only embraces her bodily functions but also encourages them. She doesn't have IBS (at least it's never been diagnosed) but she does poop a lot and tends to get gas pretty easily that's hard for her to hide, so going to the bathroom is very much a common thing in her life. She doesn't talk about past boyfriends at all but I suspect she may have dated some guys that were put off by her bodily functions or made her feel bad about them. In any case, neither of us have ever had any inhibitions about pooping "around" each other and will frequently do so, though not with the other openly watching or listening.
Quick story time. I had a client come in yesterday who represented their client on a construction project and needed to go over some things with me. This client was a very attractive woman in her late 40's, wearing tight designer jeans and a mini sundress, long black hair. She came in mid-morning and we sat in a common area about 10 feet from the women's room. 15 minutes or so into the meeting she was shifting quite a lot in her chair and suddenly stopped the conversation and asked where the restroom was. I pointed behind her and she turned in her chair, saw it was behind her the whole time, and blushed a little. She said, "Oh! It's just right there. I didn't even see it when I came in. Excuse me, I'll be right back!" She looked pretty apprehensive but I guess it was urgent and she got up and went into the restroom. With the noise of the AC and the fan in the bathroom, I couldn't hear anything going on at all and I sure as heck wasn't about to actively listen to a client like that so I sat and waited. And waited. And waited some more. After about 5 or 6 minutes, she comes out of the bathroom, completely flushed in her face, and sat back down asking, "So where were we?" We picked up the conversation but only 10 more minutes into it I heard her stomach make a horrible growling noise and her face got white. She looked up at me, wide eyed and pale, and said, "Excuse me. I'm not feeling well, do you mind waiting again?" I said, "Of course, please. Do you need me to get you anything? Some water, maybe?" She said, "Yes, some water would be great, thanks!" and quickly got up and full on sprinted into the bathroom again.
I went to the fridge and got her a bottle of water then waited in a different area to help her feel a little less embarrassed when leaving the restroom. She finished up and came back out about 10 minutes later. I'm not sure if she had diarrhea the whole time or if she vomited as well. Based on how she looked, it really could have been either or both. I gave her a minute to sit back down and came over with the water. She thanked me and took a couple sips. Apologizing, she asked if we could continue the conversation another time because she was sick and needed to go home. I told her of course we could reschedule and hoped she felt better. She thanked me and left and I went into the bathroom, mostly because I wanted to make sure it was clean and well-stocked in case another client needed to use it later. The bathroom reeked of a rancid diarrhea smell and the toilet paper was almost entirely gone. There was also a pile of wet paper towels in the trash, probably because she needed some cool compresses on her forehead (she was very pale and sweaty after coming out). The toilet bowel was clean and there was no residue to clean up on the toilet surface, but the underside of the seat had some diarrhea splashed onto it. I quickly cleaned and disinfected the toilet and sprayed some air freshener and left the bathroom.
Anyway, that's all for now. Take care!
JJ
Camping adventure with little brother
Hey!
Like Sarah and Emily I had a similar experience to theirs a couple weeks ago. Every summer I come home for a couple weeks and I'll take my little brother with me camping for a weekend. I'm 21 and he's 6 big age gap I know. My parents got pregnant with me shortly after high school graduation and I can't say Luke was an accident but he was a miracle for sure.
I packed up the car and we set off just me and him all weekend. Got the tent pitched and cooked supper life was good. After supper my stomach started to rumble I knew what was coming, I looked around but I didn't see any outhouses near us so I said to Luke come on we're going for a walk. Half a mile from our campsite my stomach was really starting to cramp up I was getting desperate. Up ahead I could see what resembled an outhouse so we sped up a bit, thankfully it was and nobody was inside. I opened up the door and let Luke go ahead of me then closed and locked it. Full of questions he asked me where we were so I told him it's an outdoor bathroom similar to the bathroom at mom and dad's. Did you need to go? Luke said no I said good because I have to. I pulled down my shorts and thong down to my knees and positioned myself over the little hole. I was comfortable going to the bathroom around him he's after following me into the bathroom a few times when he was younger and I looked after him. I said now no matter how strong the smell(worse than it already is) you can't open that door until I give you the go ahead okay. Luke nodded.
I started to pee and he was wondering how come there was no water like there is back home so I told him because it's a hole in the ground the water is a lot deeper than back home. I leaned back and rubbed my stomach he seen I didn't have a pp so I told him girls pps curve in instead of stick out like boys. With that a huge fart came out of me and the first log immediately started to slide out. I kept rubbing my stomach as I felt it sliding, it had to be 7' before it broke off and went down into the hole. I leaned forward and curious Luke I'll call him from now on came over behind me. My bumhole opened again and another log started to emerge, somehow this one was bigger it kept sliding out I didn't think it would ever break off. I looked behind me and Luke's jaw dropped he asked me how I was doing this, I said I don't know kid it's not easy. The log was halfway out and got stuck so as quiet as i could without the whole park hearing me, I started grunting and pushing. Finally the log came out and went down the hole, I didn't get to see it but by the way it felt coming out it had to be 9'. Then came a crackling noise and mushy poop came out. Luke said it stinks in here I told him it does huh. Finally I felt better wiped and asked him again if he needed to go he didn't so we set off for the tent. The next morning before breakfast he needed to go poo so I went with him, I waited out by the door for him give him some privacy but I had to pee so I said quietly Luke I'm gone around back to pee. Don't leave until I'm back he said okay.
Saturday, August 17, 2024
STEPHEN.P
This morning had a shower put on clean COOL AND FRESH underpants check shirt with matching tie , grey trousers with belt,black socks and shoes , navy blazer.
I left the house and walked to the bus stop a five minute wait got bus to interchange,went into TESCO and purchased a large pot of yoghurt and two apples.When I paid at checkout went for a wee in the customers toilets then walked to the train station.I purchased a ticket then walked onto the platform,sat on a seat and ate my yoghurt and two apples .
The train arrived people got off I got on and made my way to the toilet I pulled back the sliding door the toilet was clean and well lit so I went in put down my bag hung up my blazer and locked the door.IT is a vaccuum toilet The bowl is stainless steel with a two inch hole in the bottom black seat with lid standard sixteen inch hight.
I undone my belt undone my trousers dropped my pants and sat on the toilet the train pulled away from the platform I had a wee then pushed and passed mushy poo a few seconds later passed another load,the train pulled into its next stop I stood up and looked into the bowl now full to four inches from the rim.
I sat down and wiped with the toilet tissue in the dispenser,the train pulled away I got dressed .I put down the lid and pressed the FLUSH BUTTON
three times ,lifted the lid it was now down to twelve inches from the rim a poop on back of bowl so pulled toilet tissue from the dispenser and wiped ,put down the lid and flushed another four times
.I picked up my bag and left the cubicle and sat in the carriage.I finished taking LAXIDO yesterday I did try to poop before leaving house without successThunder
Shay been there and Done differently
A few times when I have been totally clogged up I have visited a place that gave me three large water enemas. Arrived bunged up and left an hour later with a clean colon.
It is hard work for an hour pushing out poo but so worth it.
Thunder
Romantic dump
Just a quick story from my uni days, I used to go to a university on the coast of the UK and was due to go out for a night in the town with the girls.
We were having pre drinks and the vibe was good a had a wee before we headed out but that broken the seal, on the taxi ride into town my bladder had refilled and I was desperate for a piss.
I kept crossing my legs in the taxi I was bursting but we were still 10 mins away from town, I was fidgeting and sweating I was getting closer to wetting my knickers, I was almost bouncing in the seat in desperation and the other girls had taken notice.
As I was watching the clock on my phone slow move my bladder was in so much pain I needed a toilet so bad, as we pulled up to the club my heart dropped the queue stretched all the way down the road, there was no way I'd be able to make it.
The girls looked around where I could go and found an arch round the back of the club where the bins are kept. I was out of options hot pee was about to start flowing down my legs with no toilet in sight I could access quickly.
The girls huddled round the entrance to the arch to give me some privacy I quickly made my way round the back of a large industrial bin, I pulled up my short dress and dropped my thong down and squatted in my heels and not a moment too soon the piss started spraying out as soon as I was in the squat position. The relief was out of this world as I fully emptied my bladder creating a puddle underneath my heels, I needed to go so badly this pee was taking ages so I pushed to get it out as quick as possible before anyone found me but in doing so I felt something shift and I started to poo passing a small turd though wide, at this stage one of the girls asked if I'd be done soon as she was desperate for a wee too, I said I'd be a little longer I was embarrassed knowing she would see this poo but after passing the first one I could feel a much larger poo trying to come out.
I debated holding it in till we were in the club but I wasn't sure how long the queue would take and I gave in to the pleasure of releasing this heavy poo from my round bum.
My pee was still splattering all over the floor and my poo was steaming as it hit the floor because it was cold, the poo was so big I couldn't have held it although embarrassing it was also very pleasurable it had to be a footlong, I felt so relieved I can't explain one of the best feelings a girl can have….one of…
My friend Izzy came round the bin and said sorry I can't wait any longer but I have tissue, as she came round she saw my steaming turd, her mouth dropped. As I took the tissue off her to wipe she said "I wish I had your bravery girl I need to have a dump as well" she couldn't bring herself to go for a number 2 but lifted her skirt and pissed all over the floor nearly getting my legs wet as she was going she farted and I asked if she was joining but she insisted she could hold on till we got in the club.
She will regret waiting but that's another story I can drop later x
Hope you enjoy would love to hear anyone else's daring uni poos
Anna from Austria
"destroying" portable toilet
Hi everybody here is new story from me.
Was visiting a outdoor event in my hometown. After having a big dinner and few drinks I had to use the bathroom.
To my dismay it was to urgent to reach reach toilet so I had to use one of the portable toilets that were out in the world.
I did not want to sit down on the already rathe filty toilet so I decided to hover pee/poop.
I was expecting a normal rather firm poop but to my surprise I had to some liquid explosive diarrhea that missed the toilet almost completely.
After pooping for about 2 minutes I cleaned up my behind my my vagina I tried to clean up my mess as good as possible with the remaining toilet paper.
I think I could clean up the visible damage quite well but not the stench. The whole toilet was reaking now.
I left the porta potty and moved away from that area as quick as possible.
It was real weird situation The diarrhea came out of nowhere. Normally I have sligh sharp pain my dummy when I have diarrhea but that poo felt like my normal rather soft turds.
Hope you liked my story.
greetings from Austria
AnnaAnna from Denmark
Mountain hike
I have just returned home from a mountain hike with my scouting group. We had no access to a toilet for almost one week! Everybody had to go to toilet in the nature, even to poop. Also the leaders and the parents' representatives that had joined in had no other choice. It was a bit scary to pull down and squat the first times, but I got used to it. I mostly pooped in the late evening, but I think many of my friends did in the early morning. We never talked about it.
STEHEN.P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Last night I got in campervan for another early night undressed as normal clean underpants ,I used the pottie many times during the twelve hour night when I woke this morning sat and had a wee then a few minutes later puled the slide fully open and pushed.
I pushed a second time ,relaxed and felt my bowels move a gentle third push and I pooped a stream of mushy poo then pushed again ,another load dropped . I reached forward pulled three sheets off the toilet roll on the door then wiped pulled another three wiped then pulled up my pants
I climbed from the van pulled the pottie towards the door and lifted off the top section,took the lower section to the drain ,AS it was full AND emptied it .Before reassembling I wiped down all the surfaces filled the lower tank with two litres of water a table spoon of washing powder.I noticed the bowl was slightly stained due to its constant use put thw and half litres of water and tablespoon of washing powder in bowl nd pushed it into locker for a few days.
Tonight I will use the THETFORD 100 POTTIE for a wee and the THETFORD 245 for a NUMBER TOO.Andy
Stomach flu as a kid
I remember when I was like 5 I got a stomach bug. I remember I woke up twice in the middle of the night to throw up and my parents had to clean everything because I didn't make it to the toilet the first time.
In the morning though, I was sitting at breakfast, which I hadn't even eaten much, and I felt a fart coming on. I thought I would just let it out, but instead of just gas, a sudden gush of hot, mushy pooh came out as well. My mom heard it even though I told her what happened. She took me into the bathroom and pulled down my pajamas, then had me carefully step out of my underwear, which was full of pale yellow pooh the consistency of oatmeal. She cleaned me up and asked me if I had to go anymore and I said no. She put me in new clothes and told me that if i felt like I had to go again that I should run to the toilet. We then went back into the dining room, but after only a few minutes I had to go again. This time I ran to the bathroom but I had no control over it, and a little bit came out in my underwear before I could sit on the toilet. I still quickly pulled my pants down and sat, and more mushy poop poured into the toilet. My mom came in and helped me clean up again, but this time she put me in one of my old diapers just in case.
She made me lay down on the couch in the living room, and I eventually fell asleep, but I remember when I woke up, I could feel more soft pooh oozing out uncontrollably. I immediately got up to run to the bathroom, but when I stood it all came out in one giant burst. I told my mom and this time when she took me to the bathroom she laid me down on the floor and changed me like a baby.I had to wear diapers for a few days before the diarrhea stopped.
Wednesday, August 14, 2024
Jessica
Diarrhea Outdoors
Hey everyone! I recently had an interesting outdoor poop I wanted to share. Last weekend I decided to go for a run in my local park. The park itself is pretty big and it has a trail through the forest for running. I had just finished my breakfast, which was a coffee and bagel and drove over to the park. Keep in mind I didn't take my morning poop yet. In fact, I hadn't pooped for the last two days. I didn't think about this at the time and went on as normal. This was a solo run as I often prefer to exercise by myself as I like doing things at my own pace and I find it a to be a very good time to relax and take my mind off of things. Anywho, as I was 20 minutes into the run I felt a strong urge to poop. This wasn't the typical urge though, it was a sharp pain, which for me indicates diarrhea. The pain was getting unbearable quickly and it became difficult to continue running. I stopped and hunched over to the side of the trail. There were ports potties about 10 minutes away but I knew I wasn't going to make it. It was really early in the morning and not many people were at the park so I quickly made my way over to the bushes about one meter into the forest area. I pulled down my leggings and my purple thong and squatted in between the bushes. I was very covered but through the bottom of the bushes I could see straight through to the trail. I didn't see anyone down the trail and decided it was the perfect time to go. I gently pushed and a wave of semi solid poop came rushing out. The relief I felt was amazing and the adrenaline of pooping outside was exciting. I pooped a bit more and my stomach was starting to feel better. I thought about pulling up my pants and trying to make it to the porta potties to finish up but I honestly enjoyed the sensation of pooping outdoors so I decided to finish. As I continued again I let out a loud fart and the semi solid poop started to become liquid. The poop was flowing out of me at a constant rate with darts being shot out every few seconds. Mid way through my poop I saw a couple running on the trail coming towards me. I could see them clearly but unless they bent down they wouldn't have been able to see me. I quickly closed my ass hole as they got closer so they wouldn't hear me. Holding back the liquid diarrhea was agonizing especially since I stopped when they were fairly far away. Luckily I was able to hold on and right when they were far enough I let out a huge sigh and more poop splat out of my butt. I turned around as I was pooping and saw a huge pile of poop under my butt. Even though this was already a lot of poop I wasn't close to finished. The chinese buffet I had two days ago definitely wasn't agreeing with me right now. I finished off the rest of my poop before anyone else showed up and I went home to clean up. Does anyone else enjoy pooping outside? This was my first time and it was very exciting.M
Vacation
Well my wife and I are heading to Mexico just the two of us for a nice getaway. We have planned a lot of fun adult type things to do while we're away. The fun has already begun. We're at Detroit Metro Airport waiting for our early morning flight and my wife is currently using the bathroom. She bought a magazine at a store and was reading it and needed to go to the bathroom so she brought it with her and she's sending me selfies of her on the toilet and giving me reports on what's happening in the ladies room. She's also sending me pics of her poop and man she must be stinking it up. It isn't busy here now so when she went in nobody was in the bathroom so she took the furthest stall. There are 5 of them so she took the 5th one. As soon as she locked the stall another lady came in. She took one of the first couple of stalls while my wife sat down. It was quiet and my wife said she farted loudly and plopped immediately. This other lady sat down and farted too and sighed and dropped a huge poop. My wife dropped 3 big logs in the toilet. I texted and said "wow honey you really needed to poo". Then she told me another lady ran in and took the stall next to her and unloaded some loud diarrhea as soon as she sat down. My wife heard her breathing heavily before she took the stall so she figured it was an emergency. So there are 3 ladies in that bathroom right now taking a poo poo. I'm looking forward to the rest of this trip. Off to a great start already. Have a great day everyone!
Sarah
Unexpected adventure with my little brother (reply to Emily)
Hey Emily! While I don't babysit as a job I've taken care of my little brother in many occasions. I have a story that is very similar to what happened to you.
It was a chilly Friday evening, and I, at 17, was in charge of my five-year-old brother, Oliver, who's full of energy and imagination. We were at the mall for some family shopping, and after a long day of running around and trying on clothes, I felt a sudden, urgent need to use the bathroom. I didn't want to leave Oliver alone in the mall, so I figured I'd make it a quick trip to the family bathroom.
"Oliver, I have to go to the bathroom," I said. "Come with me, okay?"
I figured it was easier to let him come with me than to try and keep him waiting outside. "just stick close by," I said, leading him to the family bathroom.
Once inside the spacious family bathroom, I knew it would be a bit of a balancing act. Oliver followed me in, his eyes bright with curiosity. "What's happening in there, Sarah?" he asked as I started to prepare.
I unbuttoned and unzipped my jeans, then pulled them down along with my underwear to my knees. I sat down on the toilet seat, feeling the immediate need to relieve myself.
Since Oliver and I had shared a bathroom for years, I didn't really care to poop with him being around. In fact, we'd often had mornings when we were rushing for school, me for high school and him for first grade, and I'd sit to pee while he brushed his teeth because our bathroom was so small we had to multitask. So, this situation wasn't all that unusual for me.
As I started peeing, Oliver's curiosity continued. "What's that sound?"
"It's just the pee hitting the water," I explained. "It's normal."
After I finished peeing, I felt a more urgent need to poop. I took a deep breath, relaxed, and felt the pressure build in my abdomen. As I began to push, I could feel the first piece of poop start to come out. It was firm and made a soft splash when it hit the water. The sensation of it exiting my body brought a wave of relief.
Oliver watched intently and asked, "Where does the poop come from?"
I took a moment to explain. "The poop comes from our butthole. It's the part of our body that gets rid of the waste after our stomach and intestines have used what they need."
Oliver then asked, "What do you have between your legs? Is it a pp?"
I was surprised and then burst on a laugh and explained, "No, it's not a pp. What you see is just part of how girls' bodies are different from boys'. It's called a vagina."
The next piece of poop came out more slowly and was larger. It made a bigger splash, and the smell started to fill the bathroom. Oliver asked, "Why does it smell so much?"
"The smell is just part of how poop is," I said. "It's a mix of what our bodies don't need and what we eat."
The third and final piece was the largest, requiring a bit more effort. It made a significant splash and created a stronger odor. Oliver observed with wide eyes and asked, "Why is this one so big?"
"It's just how things work," I said. "Sometimes it's bigger or smaller depending on what we eat and how our bodies process it."
Once I was done, I stood up and pulled up my underwear and jeans, buttoning and zipping them back into place. I reached for the toilet paper and wiped thoroughly.
Afterwards, I washed my hands at the sink, and Oliver joined me, clearly happy about sharing the moment.
As we headed back to the mall, I couldn't help but laugh at how curious Oliver had been. Babysitting your little brother comes with its share of unexpected moments, and sometimes you just have to embrace the adware experiences haha.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one LOL. If anyone else has anything similar I'd love to hear itBianca
Hi All
Yesterday I had flaxseed in my tuna salad. That gave me a soft, but firm poop. My latest poop from not long ago was soft with a small hiss just before the Bm ended. To Shay: sounds like you're in for a lot of toilet visits from the laxitives. I heard a food poisoning story online from someone who can't smell. She had diarrhea. I bet her bathroom reeked. On one of my favorite radio stations, farts may be used to block out Spanish profanity during prank phone calls. Someone must like farts a lot. All for now.Chakamami (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
Dear Willa
Very interesting post you wrote! Mina was happy to read and translate and then 3 crushes said, it was very wonderful.
You are lucky to have large bathtub. Our bathtubs too small for us to use potties in them, that is why we use in large room with putting many newspapers on floor.
It is interesting that you put water in potties. We like to line with loo paper, then it is easy to pour mierda into toilet so toilet can eat all.
But we agree very strongly with you. It is wonderful to answer to a need all together! We love to defecate all at same time. See crush defecate while we defecating.
But today we had problem. We were over potties as usual. Kazumi dropped turd into her potty, it was long about 50 centimetres and wide about 4 centimetres. But then she started next one, and suddenly it changed into huge mushy, came out very high speed like Shinkansen and all over newspaper!! Her potty was more than full and lots of mierda all around.
"Sorry!"
"Not sorry Kazu. You are most beautiful woman in whole world."
"But I can't stop!"
Mina quickly put her potty under Kazu and took Kazu's potty to loo, while Hisae removed newspaper and put down clean one under Kazu's new potty. Then Kazu's bottom burst again. When Mina come back her potty was huge mountain, but lucky, nothing on new newspaper, so Mina put Kazu's potty under Kazu and took her own potty to loo.
Then Mina came back and quiet motion continued. Maho can't take break while she defecating, so she continue to drop her many turds, but Hisae wait for return of Mina before she start again.
After that it was peaceful time. Splat splat splat again and again and again into four potties, and huge wave of love from all of us to all of us while we sh**ting. Kazu doing little pieces now, Mina and Maho and Hisae still doing big pieces.
Mina notice post with no name of author talk about girls in school go to loo for defecate and stay very long time. We are happy because for us it is always very long time, Mina said before many times. So we squatting about 25 minutes with birthday suit before we finish. Green loo had enormous breakfast like giant in fairy tale of children. She gave very grateful smile to us!!
We hope everyone is happy and have wonderful time on loo and also in all other place.
Love to everyone.
Chakamami
Ang
Madelynn and Marianna
Madelynn and Marianna-I loved your posts. Do you two ever have to poop at the same time or have to fight who gets to poop first if you do?
Willa- I enjoyed you posts about your posts pooping with high school teacher! I'm glad you had rolls. WE had the square dispenser I hardly ever pooped in high school, as every time I did, I would get poop all over my hands and streaks in my underwear. One time I pooped next to my Math teacher who was my soccer coach. I didn't feel awkward about pooping next to her, but it was awkward how she hated pooping in the student's bathroom because of the single squares and she would need a good shower that night. I felt awkward that she knew I didn't wipe very well, and she didn't either. I noticed she was pulling out a wedgie a lot after practice that day, which I never noticed her do before or after. It was funny as she was a young pretty teacher and I noticed a lot of boys checking out her rear as her shorts rode up, not knowing the mess she might have had. I noticed a lot of people posting about pooping in high school not wiping well because single squares, 1 ply toilet paper or even not having time to wipe well between classes.
Anna from Astoria- I started using wet wipes and I noticed me an my boyfriend have much cleaner underwear. We know we have pooped on a run or at work when we run into an occasional skid and joke " so looks like you had to poop when you were out!" The mirror for wiping is a great idea but I admit I kind of blush thinking about looking at my dirty butt!
MD Dan-How long have you been together with Katie before you started pooping around each other? I couldn't poop in the same building as my boyfriend for the first year. I would always make sure to poop when were were out and about. ironically even then I would notice I would have more skidmarks when I would poop in public restrooms, so I would hide my " evidence " even though I did not poop around him. Now we totally poop with the door open, but I'm too shy to poop while he is in the bathroom with me
Tuesday, August 13, 2024
STEPHEN.P
I drove home from the car show yesterday evening got out of the car and climbed into the campervan took off all my clothes as I was so hot sat on the ADVENTURIDGE portta potty had a long wee and a fart.Every sunday evening this year I have had a NUMBER TOO about this time I can only assume as I had a NUMBER TOO three times in the morning my bowels were empty .
I had ten cheese and onion rolls throughout the day and two packets of salad.I Got off the pottie and put on clean underpants then laid down and fell asleep,woke early hours of the morning had a wee then woke again at six am,had a wee and climbed out the van
I went in house made two mugs of coffee and sat sipping on lawn then went back into house and made another two and sat on the lawn.As I was almost finished the second mug my bowels moved ,on the table was a newspaper I put on lawn took off my pants and sat on it I finished my coffee my bowels moved again so laid on my back and pushed.The feeling was awesome as I having a NUMBER TOO ,when done raised myself dragged backwards so as the grass cleaned my bum.On the paper was a pile of poop which looked like a roast chicken I picked up the paper and took it to the bonfire then put on my underpants
Today has been a restfull day not done a lot will now get to bed in a few minutes after I have had another dose of LAXIDOSTEPHEN.P
THREE TIMES A NUMBER TOO
Yesterday woken by phone alarm had wee in bedroom pottie ,went downstairs washed brushed my teeth dressed ,drank tea ,made a packed lunch and a flask of coffee
I put everything in the car then went into the campervan and done a NUMBER TOO.I drove the car twenty five miles to a car show,parked then went to the THUNDERBOX TOILET ,it was a modern clean toilet where you pee and poop onto a shute and it slides into the holding tank ,when sat down the wee goes directly into the tank.
I had to go another NUMBER TOO I locked the door pulled down my jogging bottoms and pants sat down .I had a wee the pushed .my bowels opened ,a after few minutes pooping I stood up and looked into the toilet the slide was covered in a pile of mushy poo.I sat down and operated the pump then pooped again .when done I wiped and dressed . I had to use some toilet paper to clear some of the poop then kept pumping until clean before leaving.
I returned to the car sat on grass for half hour drinking the coffee from my flask put flask back into the car then went to the marquee which opens at ten purchased a book,I then needed to use the toilet again so back to the THUNDERBOX put book on floor pulled down my jogging bottoms and pants sat down and done another NUMBER TOO .
I can assume that taking LAXIDO POWDERS morning and night is sufficent
to keep regular and having a bowl of ALL BRAN on an evening is not nessasary .Yesterday was the first SUNDAY evening this year I have missed going a NUMBER TOO.
STEPHEN.P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Slept in campervan last night ,had a wee in the ADVENTURIDGE POTTIE many times and again when I woke .Took the BECO bedpan from clothes locker and put under garden table so as I do not have to poop on the grass.
Went in house made two mugs of coffee and drank it in the garden,went back to house made another two mugs and sat at table drinking it ,when done went back to house made two egg sandwiches and another two mugs of coffee.Ten minutes later I needed the toilet,went back to the campervan parked on drive lifted the lid and seat put paper towel on back of bowl put down the seat ,took off my pants sat down.
I sat for two minutes then had a wee when done ,passed a NUMBER TOO had another wee then passed another load I remained sat for five minutes and relaxed.I reached forward,pulled three sheets of ELSAN BLUE toilet roll from the door folded oblique and wiped pulled another three folded and wiped then another two.The bowl was full to the two litre mark another good shit !!
Shay
My Guts Are Mush
It's just after 2am as I write this, and my guts are feeling really nasty.
I've had diarrhea pretty much all day, but what prompted me to write this was my last bowel movement:
I had a pretty nasty accident in my pajama pants just now and felt it was worth an update.
To catch up from where I was last time I was here, a few weeks ago I had taken a few laxatives to help clean out my bowels, and I did have more runny poos, but I still felt full and felt like my poo was stuck in my rectum even when the laxatives wore off. I decided to up my water intake and try to eat more fiber, but I still felt bloated and full of poo, and it felt like any time I did poop it was mushy and smeared a lot but never felt complete.
I had been dealing with what I thought was a fecal impaction for weeks, so I finally caved and bought a large fleet enema today since Barrett is out of town for work this weekend and I can be alone and more comfortable.
Before I got the chance to use it, I had a coffee with brunch this morning around 11:30 and had two really nasty bowel movements about an hour and a half later. I sprayed the bowl with green liquid and chunks twice, but still felt full and bloated.
I decided to wait until after my lunch (I ate around 4) had digested to see if I had a bowel movement before trying the enema. By 8pm, when nothing happened, I went ahead and used it. I held it in for 5 minutes, and I felt like I passed a lot of really hard, big stools on my first evacuation as well as some nearly liquid mush.
After the first movement, I went at least four more times--two times I had mushy porridge like diarrhea, and the other two bowel movements were mostly liquid. My stomach was bubbling and gurgling fiercely trying to push out all the backed up poo that was pulsing to get out now that the block in my rectum was clear, but this poo needed to be loosened a bit too.
Around 11:00pm, I took 7 caps of Miralax in a Gatorade and drank multiple glasses of water. I also had ten prunes for good measure. By 12:30am or so my guts were starting to squelch and gurgle, and I could feel all the poo inside me being turned into little more than mush. I became really gassy and bloated but had no urge to poo or even fart, just feeling really sick with a bad case of the bubble guts at that point.
By 2 am nothing had happened, so I was trying to relax to get a few hours of sleep before work, when suddenly, as I was hitting my vape pen, I got an uncontrollable urge to sneeze.
The next thing I know, I feel my stomach lurch and my anus release a warm mess inside my basketball shorts. I clenched as soon as I could, so most of my poo--as there was a lot more--ended up in the toilet. But I definitely had to change clothes. Thankfully my shorts are dark colored and easy to clean, so no one else will tell I had an accident in them, and nothing ended up on the floor or on my bed.
But I can tell I'm in for a wild morning with really urgent, mushy poos. What ended up in my pants was the consistency of pudding mixed with snot, and what's brewing inside my guts right now feels like it's about to be even looser, as most of what went into the toilet was watery.
I need my poos to be this loose so my bowel clears itself after the impaction and doesn't have to stretch and can start returning to its original, smaller size. But now I'm a bit scared maybe I won't be able to manage them lol.
I didn't even feel the need to poo at all before I squirted all over my pants, and even though right now with how my guts are feeling the next few poos will have big warning signs, I wonder if I'll be able to hold it in as my bowels get wetter and wetter. I know part of why my bowels were that loose was the enema had opened me up, and it's pretty much worn off now (I can feel the difference between the enema and the oral laxatives in my guts), but I'm thinking even with it worn of the other laxatives I took are gonna keep my bowels as open as they were from the enema.
I guess we'll see soon enough.
Funny enough, my stomach is turning flips and cramping up a bit, and I think I need the toilet again. I know it's going to be messy, so I'll sign off for now so I don't mess another pair of pants.
I'll be back if anything else interesting happens.
--Shay