Annie
Big much needed poop after lunch
Got up this morning with a very bloated stomach, so grabbed my Walmart bag (remember that my toilet paper is in there), my toothbrush and toothpaste and went to the washroom to pee and brush my teeth. Nothing wanted to come out yet. Went upstairs for breakfast (an egg, corn, beans and onions sandwich). The bread was toasted. Each time I have a meal I take a picture of it so that when I go downstairs I can write what I had in my notebook. My caregiver lately has been having cooked food on the table in containers for customers. She makes money that way, by catering. Anyway breakfast was good. I took my 9 AM medications afterwards, thanked her, took my Walmart bag and went downstairs.
Sometime before lunch I got a major urge to poop, so first I drank a lot of water first to soften everything up, took my Walmart bag, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went outside my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom across from my room. Turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down, sat on the toilet and peed first. Then I pushed out a big much needed poop. It was part solid part soft. Wow. The last of it dropped into the toilet, I pushed back my sleeves and reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper. Took some off the roll, put the Walmart bag on the floor, wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and started wiping my butt. It was a messy wiping job but I wiped until the paper came back clean. When I was done I put it into the toilet between my legs. I'm not 100% empty yet but hopefully after dinner I will be. Stood up, walked carefully to the sink, took some liquid soap, turned on the water, put the liquid soap on/in my butt, rinsed my hands, cleaned my butt really well until it was clean, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow! There was a long poop that took up a lot of the toilet. Not sure how many feet long it was but it was long and somewhat thick. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands, picked up the Walmart bag, left the washroom, turned off the light, went to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, put on the flip flops in here, dried my hands on the towels in here and came to bed to write this. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. Have a great weekend.
Happy pooping!
AnnieNils
To Catherine and Jessica W
Hey, I just had a good dump, and yeah, nice thoughts about fictional characters pooping, Catherine. I happen to have the very same obsession, he he.
In fact, the two main female characters from the DuckTales remake, Daisy and Della, I assume to have to deal with constipation often. For Daisy in there gives the impression of a beauty queen, but also has particular anger issues, maybe they come from constipation issues lol.
When Superman poops, I guess he pulls down his underpants first. He certainly comes across me as someone who shits about twice a day.
(I gotta admit I checked your old posts from 2010)
Jessica W
Saturday poo
Yesterday after dinner with my husband, my sons and my stepdaughter I had the urge to go after not having gone for two days. I made Chili con Carne.
Finally, after dinner I felt like something moving my rectum. I obviously had to go.
Thankfully, the dinner made the poop easier. After weeing, I pushed out two big turds. The larger was about 30 cm long and 5 thick, the other also 5 cm thick but half as long as the first. During the process, my 8 year old came in to wash his hands, but that's normal in this house.
G'day and good shitting,
Jessee
Jenny
Forgot to post my name
The 9/14 post to chakamami,Emma two, Avery, and Catherine, was by me! If for got to post my name at the top, but I did sign my usual -Skidmarked in Seattle
I may avoid skids today . I am having a blissful poop right not (crackle l, plop! As I type on my iPhone. Three stools so far… there. How's the forth!!! My husband just knocker and handing my toilet paper, I wee were low, but I'm about to shower anyway. Haha I he kind of lingered as I am naked except for the black thong around my ankles ! The smell did not turn him off based on how his pajama pants looked ;) I'm just wiping twice so I don't get some chunks washed out in the shower. I think I will put on a pair of my white Lace panties for this Sunday morning as I got my morning poop out of the way before my shower !
-(maybe not) Skidmarked in Seattle
Annie
Prickly feeling poop right after breakfast
Woke up this morning at about 8:15 AM (had enough sleep). Went to the washroom first (peed first but couldn't poop yet), brushed my teeth, brought my toothbrush and toothpaste back to my room, took my Walmart bag and water jar upstairs and had breakfast. There was a nice plate of fried eggs, toast and ham. I ate slowly enjoying everything (not like my stepdad whole eats very quickly). I appreciated the breakfast and the effort especially since my caregiver is 70 almost 71 with heart problems. I live here until there is a place through housing for me. Anyway breakfast was delicious and I took my medications afterwards. I left the plate there (she or someone else does dishes here and she wants the dishes left on the table), grabbed my Walmart bag and went downstairs to my room.
A few minutes later I got the urge to poop so I took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went out of my room, put the flip flops on outside my room, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big prickly feeling poop. It made my butt sore but I felt relieved that it was coming out. Finally the last of it dropped into the toilet. Whew! The beast was out! It wasn't everything but it was a lot. Pushed back my sleeves, stood up, turned on the water, took some liquid soap first, soaped up my butt, got it clean and started rinsing my butt. It was very messy. Yuck. Once it was clean (no poop etc) I pulled my pants and green boy shorts underwear up and rinsed my hands. Now to look at my poop. Wow! This took up most of the toilet, looked solid/hard, medium to dark brown and probably 2 or 2 1/2 feet long. Damn. No wonder I have felt so uncomfortable. I'm not 100% empty yet but hopefully by the end of the day I will be. Flushed the toilet and it went down fine. Sayonara poop. Washed my hands (could really use it), picked up my water jar (brought it to the washroom), left the washroom, turned off the light, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light in my room, went into my room, put the flip flops on in here, dried my hands on the towel in here and now writing this.
I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and is having a good weekend.
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
Annie
Giant poop before dinner
My stomach has felt very bloated for most of the day. I think I went poop earlier but a few minutes I got a major urge to poop. Took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went outside my room, put on the flip flops out there, closed the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door. Walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet and peed first. Next I pushed out a big, thick, heavy-sounding poop. Flump! Wow! That was a much needed poop! I'm not 100% empty yet but it was a hell of a poop! Pushed back my sleeves, stood up, went to the sink and got to work cleaning my butt with liquid soap and water. What a mess. When I was done I rinsed my butt, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked in the toilet. Wow! A big thick poop that took up most of the toilet bowl was in there! Damn. Insane. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands, left the washroom, turned off the light and walked to my room. Took the flip flops off outside my room, went into my room, dried my hands on the towels in here, put on the flip flops in here and that's that. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping!
AnniePrincess Toadstool Peach
Almost Complete Crazy but Crappy Constipation Chaos for Me!!
Hello everyone I am Princess Toadstool Peach and today I had finished my delicious good meal of roast turkey, gravy, roast potatoes and broccoli along with some desert chocolate cake at a local restaurant with my best friends Princess Rosalina, Bethany Mild and Princess Zelda. Until I get the sudden urge to go use the restroom for a little bit. I walk over there and when I am busy putting on makeup I feel like I need to do a big poo but it can wait. I put on my princess lipstick and eyelashes until my bowels squeezed and I then I decided I needed to go as well as do a wee as well. The minute I head into the stall I lock it, walk over to the toilet, lift up my dress, pull down my pink panties to my ankles, give my bottom a little wiggle and sit down on the toilet. My bladder tingles a little bit and then I begin to wee "TSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssshhh dripdripdrop!!" And then I start feeling like I need to empty my brown thick waste dump so I squeeze a little bit, nothing comes out, I squeeze again, but nothing comes out still, Come on Peaches poo Princess please POO!! I don't want to be sitting on the toilet forever. I then remember that the very last time my BMs refused to came out of my bottom poo hole and then I remembered I had my step stool in my pocket so I put it down, put my legs and feet on it and squatted gently adjusting myself and then I pushed and I squeezed and I broke wind. Something was slowly peeking out of my bottom poo hole. Then finally I broke wind again and pooed a big long enormous corn covered thick 5 inch chunk of poo with a loud "FOOMP!!" It filled up the entire toilet and that's when I felt relieved. For a second there I thought I was constipated. I reached for some toilet paper to wipe my vagina between my legs then I wiped my bottom and then I saw there was blood on it. Ohhhhh right now I remember I haven't eaten enough fruit lately and given myself a bit of annal fissure. Yikes!! As long as it wasn't my period I don't think I have nothing to worry about at all. After all I only miss mine every time I sneeze. So after wiping my mess away I then get off the toilet, pull up my panties, lift down my dress and then I flush…the….Oh since the enormous bowel movement I made I don't think I can flush that. Whatever! I just sure hope Rosalina, Zelda or Bethany Mild don't plan on using this stall anytime soon. Teehee! I say to myself as I wash my hands and dry them with a towel. It's a relief I am a very clever princess and I know my rights from wrong. Even the sign that says "M E N Men" Cool that sounds 100% pretty amus….Wait a minute I went into the men's restroom by accident?! SON OF A BI….
Anonymous
A few years ago I used my underwear as a toilet in the middle of a festival. Yes, in public. I'll explain.
I'd been a bit bunged up and had indigestion the night before. I took a few ????s and went to bed. Next day I was at a music festival in my hometown. Porta potties, of course. Anyway I was in the middle of a big crowd at the main stage when I felt my stomach rumble and shortly after the urge to poop hit me like a truck. For a few minutes I tried holding it but gave up pretty quick, it was already an emergency. I made my way out of the crowd which was not a quick affair, then towards the porta potties. But I made a wrong turn and ended up in a roped off area with no exit to the potties. Well, shit. I could feel a huge solid dump just pushing at my butthole and my stomach was cramping intensely, I needed to get to the toilet NOW!!! I turned around and retraced my steps, sweating. Then I had to stop in my tracks. My stomach cramped like never before and I swear even my colon and butthole were cramping too. I felt a wave of panic - shit!!! Not here!!! but there was no stopping it. I felt a big warm turd balloon between my cheeks and my body was pushing and there was no stopping it. It just kept coming, I swear it felt like I was going for ages and I couldn't stop til it was all out. When it was done it felt like I'd pooped a bowling ball, I felt disgusted by the heavy weight in my pants. I started walking to the potties now totally self conscious and red in the face, who could see my accident??? At one point I briefly passed a stall with a mirror and took a quick glance. My jeans were pretty baggy so rather than a big poop bulge my dump had just filled out the seat, so it looked like I had either a huge ass or maybe a diaper. Or maybe I was just trying to convince myself nobody could tell because I couldn't bear the thought. Anyway I stood miserably in the line for the potties and while I was there I felt another cramp coming on....god no, please no more! But to my horror there was more, and I pooped some slightly softer but still pretty solid poop into my existing mess. I was starting to feel like my jeans might just fall right down they were so heavy. I finally got in the potty and what a disaster. I was in there for ages trying to wipe my ass clean with this cheap tp. I could not believe the size of the dump, I think it's possibly the biggest dump I've ever taken. It had filled entirely the seat of my boxer briefs and even started going down both leg holes, just solid poop. It took me forever to manoeuver getting my jeans off in the tiny porta potty but it had to be done, the underwear was finished. I threw it down the porta potty hole and put my jeans back on. Anyway, of course it was a complete accident but I couldn't help but feel guilty the whole rest of the day. 'Your underwear is not a toilet' I kept hearing in my head all day, like I was in trouble or something. Easily a top three most humiliating life experience!
Eefje
Embarrassing diarrhea on the train to school
Hi all! This is my first post, I've been reading stories here for about a year and I thought it'd be fun to post stories myself! First a little introduction :) my name is Eefje and I'm a Dutch 18 year old girl. I'm a pretty big girl… I'm 190 centimeters tall and weigh around 85 kilos. I'm blonde with blue eyes, athletic and most of my weight went to my boobs, ass and thighs haha. When it comes to pooping, it's a fetish for me. I love pooping, it feels so good and sometimes even turns me on. I also love hearing other people go, which is why I really enjoy going in public bathrooms. It's also super fascinating to me when people take big dumps. As for me, I take pretty huge poops, or so I've heard from my best friend who I always accompanies me when to the bathroom and vice verse, I'll post a story about me and her pooping in the future :) I think the reason my dumps are so big is because I'm a big girl and I'm an athlete so I eat A LOT hehe.
Now onto my story, which actually happend today, Monday, while going to school. I go to school in Amsterdam but I don't live there so I take the train to school each morning. I woke up and my stomach felt a little off. I thought nothing of it and just went on with my morning routine. Right before leaving the house, my stomach started cramping and I felt a pretty big urge to shit. I knew I would miss my train if I went right now. So I planned to shit on the train, where I always take my morning shit if I have school. It takes about 25 minutes to reach Amsterdam so I always have plenty of time to go since I take 15-20 minutes to poop at most. I had to go pretty bad but it's only a 5 minute bike ride to the train station and I had to wait about 3 minutes for my train. As soon as the train started moving I went to the toilet. The door to the toilets in Dutch trains (idk if it's like that in other countries too so I'll just describe it lol) are openend and locked by pressing buttons inside the toilet. By now I had to go pretty bad and my stomach was hurting quite a lot too. So as soon as I sat down, a huge wave of runny and soft, but not liquid, diarrhea came out along with a loud booming fart. I audibly moaned as it came out. There were two boys, around my age, sitting on the folding chairs attached to the walls outside the toilet. I was being pretty loud so they probably heard me, pretty embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as what was about to happen. My stomach felt like I was far from done so I stayed seated and soon enough a second big wave of diarrhea came out along with some farts. I was a little embarrassed because I was taking such a gassy loud shit while there were two boys my age outside who could hear me, but at the same time it kinda turned me on too (I love it when people hear me go, even though it can be embarrassing). But I had no choice because my stomach wasn't settling down and was still hurting quite a lot. I kept pushing out wave after wave of diarrhea and farts, and I moaned with each wave coming out. Even though my stomach was hurting, it did feel great to expel all this waste. I probably ate something this weekend my stomach didn't agree with, anyways. After about 10 minutes of shitting my brains out my stomach finally calmed down. I stayed seated for another 5
minutes because I still felt gassy. I had let out quite a few nice loud farts and I felt so relieved. I got up to take a quick look at the toilet and it was filled with my soft, runny diarrhea. The toilets in the train are like as if you're shitting in a bucket. If you flush, the bottom while open up and the contents while be dumped on the train tracks.
Anyways, I always wipe while standing up so I kept standing and grabbed some toilet paper to wipe. While I just grabbed some toilet paper, the train was making a slight turn, following the train tracks, so it wobbled a bit. This caused me to bump with my body right against the button to open the toilet door…. So the toilet door openend as I was facing the door with my messy, bare ass and pants around my ankles, suddenly bumping against the wall also caused me to let out another loud fart. Those boys were sitting on those folding chairs which directly face the toilet door, so yeah, you probably guessed right…. They got a full view of my bare messy ass. I got super embarrassed and apologized. In panic I rapidly pressed the button to close the door, which caused it to close and open up again like 3 times. I've never felt so embarrassed, I tried to hold my hand in front my ass to cover at least the messy part, it's way too big to cover completely, while trying to close the door. After what seemed like ages, the door finally closed. I took a deep breath and couldn't believe that just happened, I felt so embarrassed. I wiped my ass, which took a lot of wipes as my ass was super messy, pulled up my pants and prepared myself to leave the toilet. I grabbed my bag and quickly left the toilet, not even looking at those boys, I quickly moved to the next cabin. After that I went to school and just went on with my day.
Anyways, this was my first post so I hope you'll enjoy! I will definitely be posting more soon hehe. Bye bye!
Norm
Replies & Survey
Hi Jenny ha ha! I'm not complacent about no skids either though! What you said about embarrassing/theraputic/fun posts is linked I think. The therapeutic side of posting and reading others' experience can help get from embarrassment to not taking things (or ourselves!) too seriously. Also fine to answer, I am hairy but about average I think and usually isn't a problem with the cleanup but can't comment for guys who are very hairy!
Laura's Survey
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Hi Laura see below. Don't forget to answer yourself!
Have you ever used a gender neutral toilet and was it to pee or poo ?
Both. I told about a visit to a museum a few pages back. Some smaller offices I have worked in had unisex bathrooms which is fine generally.
I was at a wedding many years ago in a marquis at a country castle. At weddings with all the food and drink, needing a big poo at some point is inevitable. I could only find one toilet and luckily it was free and comfortable but strangely the window had clear glass but was against a hill so unlikely someone would be there to look in. I took a big, relieving dump, wiped myself, flushed and washed my hands. It must have smelled a bit and I could hear a queue building up outside and of course it was one of the cutest women guests at the front of the queue so felt a bit awkward but glad to be relieved and anyway she probably had to do the same at some point as well!
Have you ever been the first to poo in a brand new toilet
I think so when I moved into a bedsit many years ago it was newly renovated.
Do you poo in public toilets and what do you think about it
Yes there's no way to avoid it really unless you're at home all the time. Just glad to have them available when needed and hope they're reasonably clean and not full of people queueing.
Have you ever paid to use a toilet and did you get your moneys worth haha
I'll try and avoid paying toilets as one would expect clean, comfortable facilities if you pay but that doesn't always follow. If you gotta, go you gotta go though so can't always be choosy!
Victoria and Robyn
The Grid
Hello to all poopers of this site!
First before we get into a Robyn expression a couple replies:
To Jenny: I'm feeling much better now and thank you for asking! Some days are still a little better than others but I'm the best I've been since getting sick. Lots of love from both of us!
To Catherine (and Jenny!): funny you should mention Sarah Fuller because she's one of our favorites too. Vic has kind of a crush on her *nudge* and more than once has her last name been the inspiration for jokes about the state of the toilet bowl after she starts laying pipe. We love you!
Today's story has to do with something Robyn said last Saturday morning. To set the scene she got up a little bit before me and managed to time a nice, ripe fart so it lined up perfectly with the first kiss of the day. "Godmorgon käraste!" were the words out of the other end of her G/I tract that followed this performance. Might have mentioned this before but Robyn is half-Swedish. Her mom was born in Stockholm and she's named for the famous singer Robyn Carlsson. "Good morning, my dearest," is quite an alarm clock after a fart! "You know where to find me," she said while on her way to the bathroom.
I heard the familiar sound of panties being slid down to ankles and cheeks hitting seat which gave way to a classic Robyn gusher pee that could've filled a two-liter bottle. The moment of tranquility while her bum got ready for the main event, one where I looked at her on the toilet and she at me still in bed seemed to go on forever until a slight intake of breath. *Plop!* "Hey Vic? What if *ka-plop! plunk!* I'm here at the same *splash!* time as someone else *plink!* from [here]? What if we're all connected to each other? What if… the pipes from all of our toilets are on… a secret international sewer system?!" At that we both burst out laughing.
She's a scientist but in the midst of all those numbers, experimental data and technical know-how she has an imagination that brings everything together. And she's right, you know. We are all connected. Somehow our #2s are ending up in the same sewer. That sewer? A place called Toiletstool.
Hugs and kisses to all!
Love,
Victoria
&
Robyn
Scooter
Teen boy at the gas station
The other day I was at the gas station/convenience store. As I was filling up my car a minivan from out of state pulled up next to me to also get gas. I made my way inside the store to get a fountain drink and some snacks. The family and the minivan did the same. I noticed the teenage son standing by the bathroom door and carefully watching his family across the store. He looked to be about age 14, blonde hair and blue eyes . I could tell by the way he was acting that he had to take a huge poop, but didn't want anyone in his family to know that he was going to have a bowel movement. I kept watching the boy and as soon as he felt like his family wasn't watching him He made a beeline and headed into the restroom. I probably should've given him some privacy, but, of course, I just had to go in to see what he was up to. It was a very tiny bathroom with just one stall with huge gaps, a sink and urinal. as soon as I came in the bathroom, I could see his blue eyes staring at me through the wide stall gaps, I think to make sure that I was not his dad or little brother. Once he saw that I was a stranger he immediately relaxed and I could hear the crackling sound of his poop coming out. I went to pee at the urinal, which was just a few inches away from the stall. Man, this kid really had to poop big time. I heard Multiple rounds of very soft grunting, and a ton of crackling as the poop continued to pour out of him. I can definitely see why he wanted to use the convenience store bathroom because there is no way he could've continued much longer than that minivan with that much stool inside his body. I can relate to the kid because when I was a teenager and had to have a bowel movement on road trips, I didn't want my family to know either. Just like that kid, sometimes I would sneak into the bathroom to poop without telling anyone.
Emma two
Relief when I got home
I was busting for a poo when I got home from work yesterday we'd run out of toilet rolls so I had to walk down the local shops to get some more. I bought a four pack of Andrex and some other stuff we needed and paid. As I was walking home I felt a cramp in my stomach and I really had to go. I thought I was going to poo myself and I clenched tightly and just about managed to control my bowels until I got home. I rushed into the bathroom trying my best not have an accident in my knickers and pulled my jeans down and then my knickers. I sat on the toilet and relaxed my bottom until I felt my poo coming out and what a relief it was. Not as good as the other day when I had another kind of relief but it was still good. I finished my poo and wiped my bottom and flushed the toilet and watched it go down. After washing my hands I left the bathroom and started making dinner for me if Sarah and watched some TV while it cooked.
Liam
Jessica W we talk about it because when we go out my mom lets me and my sister go potty anywhere we need to, even if there isn't a bathroom around. A lot of the time she goes too. She says it's important for us to ask to go when we need to. At home she lets us have convenience pees by ourself if we want to.
Pete
If I go more than one day without shitting, I take a dose of Laxido. This week nothing happened when I sat on the pot for a my usual post-breakfast shit, so I took some Laxido. Nothing happened the next day so I took another dose. The result was that yesterday I shat four times and used in total almost a roll of toilet paper getting my anal crack clean. (that's because it's so hairy). The next day (this morning) I got the message straight after breakfast and dropped two huge turds. I hope that I won't need another shit today.!Chakamami-I notice sometimes when I wear long dresses, it a bigger production to poop. I think I have posted that when I wear dresses, my skid marks are noticably worse as I am putting so much effort to keep my dress up when I am pooping, then wiping so to not soil the dress. Better the underwear that no one sees than the dress. I can't imagine all the layers. I guess the couple times I had to poop wearing ski closes is comparable. I could use all those Japanese bidets when I wear a dress I guess. Iotenkidesu ne!Ja a ne! (sorry if I made mistakes in my Japanese0
Emma two-Pooping can feel so good right? , I have been starting to involuntarily moan more when I have a good poop, or perhaps I am less inhibited after years on this forum, especially at home and occasionally in public. My husband gave me a joking hard time that I sounded like I was having a better time pooping than being intimate with him as I was finishing with a poop and cleaning. Let's just say it was a good time to be playful with my pants already down and a few hours later, we can decisively say, I was able to compare the feeling of both within a couple hours...and the winner was...a photo finish!
Avery- wow you really embraced your first poop at school of the year. I was horrified of being caught, cleaning myself with the 1ply/single square toilet paper, and the time constraints. However, I did feel so much better when I did poop. Kind of like track meets, I dreaded them, but I felt so good I finished( I there were a few poops involved with the track meets as well)
Catherine-I was also watching a lot of track athletes during the summer olympics. I remember all the pooping involed with long distance and the culture of openess of bowel emptying. I starting becoming a little more comfortable pooping in public otu of necessity between track and college. I imagine how many races are completed after a great poop! How many athletes are performing at peak post poop> or even holding in a poop? Sara Fuller? As a crazy Keeper I can imagine her pooping a huge one in the locker room with the door open!
Catherine, I still can't believe you or any other athletes never got skidmarks with all that pooping before games and practices, getting sweatty and cleaning up wiht one ply. I have never had a solid poop in my pants. But I believe you on how good it feels. Soft liquid poops usually dont feel good even on a toilet, and they are almost traumatizing in my pants. but those solid poops, that you hold in for the commute home that make you strucgle to put the key in the door and you start having to unbuckle you pants before you make it to the bathroom... they feel ...amazing when it drops..I can guess the rush of trying not to go in your pants, then releasing...
-Skidmarked in SeattleJessica W
Question to Liam
Are you actually 7? You'd be younger than my older son then, but I wouldn't feel comfortable as a mother to talk about their bathroom habits, other that they ain't very good, he he. I'm very much ready to take a poo now BTW.
Jessica W
Another one to Catherine
Nah dear, no one's too old to think about poo, but it does remind me how young I'm still, and everyone jokes that I'm gettin old due to turning 30 in December lol.
I haven't taken a poop either today nor yesterday (the last time was Thursday morning). But I ain't worried over it coming out. Maybe later, perhaps after dinner.
Radu
Constipation
A few days ago I was constipated. I was very surprised because I haven't had constipation for many years. I had to put in a really big effort to poop. I pushed for about 5 minutes. The poop was really hard and lumpy. I didn't measure it, but by eye it was 4 cm thick and about 10 cm long. The length may not be very long, but I haven't pooped that thick in many years, which is why it was so hard to push it out. What do you think?
Saturday, September 14, 2024
Thunder
Response Hard Pusher & Chakamami Survey
Hard Pusher first...I have hard stools etc and due to my medical condition a bowel movement if it is hard or even soft but very large can leave me exhausted!
Today I saw my therapist and I needed to go and she started massaging me and then sat me on the throne. I push and pushed and she encouraged and I grunted and strained so loud and then it emerged in one long hard poo and out it came...I had to push bit by bit and yes ....a full evacuation. I sat there for several minutes after whereby she massaged my lower back until I regained my energy.....I feel safer evacuating with someone.
Now to Chakamami Survey....male. When I sit on the toilet I have my pants and incontinence underwear around my ankles. I sit....I do not hover.
If I wee at home I sit because I can empty my bladder easier; also do not like getting drops of wee on the floor....if I am out I stand.
I enjoyed your stories about Wales. When I was a young boy all toilet seats were wooden....then plastic came in very quickly.
Thunder
MD Dan
Reply to Catherine and Story from Work
Hi Catherine! I know what you mean about fictional characters and athletes! I don't know if you've seen it, but there was an episode of Family Guy that actually showed Superman flying up on Wonder Woman when she was on the toilet in her invisible plane. When I was younger, I also wondered about fictional characters, especially non-humans, and what it would have been like for them to poop, how different would it have been, etc. Especially different alien races in Star Trek and Star Wars.
Growing up an athlete, I also am very familiar with how much they tend to go! I always tended to poop a ridiculous amount before games/meets (sometimes during!). I've got one or two stories on here about that. One time when I was 17, before a baseball game, I had to poop very badly and actually didn't make it to a toilet (let me know if you'd like me to share that story). My sister was a cheerleader and a couple of her cheerleader friends could really blow up the bathroom and did so at our house once or twice. I remember thinking about Anna Kournikova when I was younger and there was a story coming out about Iga Swiatek recently who all but admitted on live TV taking a dump during a bathroom break in the middle of a match. lol Caitlin Clark (WNBA) is another athlete that comes to mind for me who probably poops a lot.
Now for a quick work story. We recently hired a new office worker, I'll call her Claire on here. She's a multiracial African American women, in her late 40s, and is relatively fit for an office worker. She has long, tight dreadlocks and she has a big round butt that's hard to miss because she tends to wear tight jeans every day. She's incredibly outgoing and friendly, laughs a lot, and gets along with everyone very well. So this morning I needed to poop and headed over to bathroom. I get in and sit down and start to go, letting out some gas to start with. All of a sudden, I hear the women's room door open (bathrooms are adjacent, toilets are about 24" apart with a thin wall between, single occupancy each). It slams shut and I hear Claire's voice on the other side of the wall, "Ohh Looord! What did I do!?" She tends to talk to herself quite loudly on a regular basis when she thinks no one can hear her. I hear her belt hit the floor and her ample bottom smack onto the toilet seat. Then...brrrappt! Buurrrooooffff...kerploof, pssst, kerploof, pooof, kerplooof, brrrappt, kerplunk! She absolutely unloaded into her toilet with an artillery barrage of poop. Just gas, poop, gas, poop, etc. and it was over in about 7 seconds. She loudly exclaimed, "What the frig?! Oh lord what did I do to myself?" I was having a hard time not bursting out with laughter. At that point, I let go the rest of my poop and several soft logs slid out (as usual) followed by a burst of gas of my own (also per usual). Claire then said, "What was that? Oh my goodness, there's someone in the men's room! You can hear through these walls?! What in the world?!" I really had trouble controlling myself now and quietly suppressed my laughter.
I finished up and could hear Claire spraying air freshener and finishing up. I left the bathroom and quickly headed away so as not to embarrass her any more. After 10 or 15 minutes I circled back over to her office and checked in on her. She was her usual friendly self and quickly asked to speak to me. I said, sure, what's up. She shut the door quickly and looked at me with a half grin and said, "Ok, look, I know it was you in the men's room next to me. All the other guys were out here and you were the only one not here, so I know it was you." I started smirking and said, "Yeah, I was in there, so?" She got wide eyed and said, "SO?! What do you mean so?! I know you heard my little explosion in there! I just wanted to make sure you ain't gonna tell nobody about it!" She was almost laughing when saying this, like she knew it was a silly idea. I assured her I wouldn't tell anyone (at work) about it and it was no big deal. She then told me that she had been constipated for a few days and ate a whole bag of brussel sprouts and drank prune juice the night before. I said, yeah, that'll do it! We laughed it off and she said, "I'm gonna have to check BOTH bathrooms next time I gotta do something like that! Goodness, that is so embarrassing!" I left her office and got back to work after that. She took it in stride and it didn't dampen her good mood at all.
That's all for now! Take care!
Elvia
To Jessica W
Welcome! I haven't seen many other mothers on this forum. I'm a stay at home of two boys too, 6 and 12.
I usually go in the mornings as well. I've never minded as much either. A lot of the time they came in it was about getting ready for school!
Chakamami (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
Dear Catherine
Hi. We love to read all your post.
We also wonder about character in fiction. In novel, never they seem to go to loo.
There is famous novel in Japan called Genji Monogatari. It was write in 10th century by woman. All people in that novel wear many many clothes. They must be very hard to go to loo! Some people say, all those princesses, they wear 12 layers of kimono, so when they have to poo, they simply poo on floor without putting off their dresses. And they can't to squat, so they poo with standing like cow. We are hard to believe that but... like you say, they have to poo sometimes! Hisae and Kazu they are joker, they say, emperor talk to princess, and before she answer he hear splat splat splat splat splat under her. Because she can't control. (When they say that Maho and Mina were busy to pinch bottom. Bad Kazu and bad Chae they are!!)
We hope everyone is very fine.
Lots love.
Chakamami
Princess Toadstool Peach
A Goodnight BM Potty Break before a Goodnight Deep Sleep!!!!
Hello everyone I am Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am getting ready for a big nice warm relaxing goodnight sleep tonight. But 1st before I go to bed I have to go for a nice big potty break so I'll have a soothing rest tonight. So before I start nodding off I pull out my white plastic potty, put it down in the middle of the bedroom floor, pull down my pyjama pants as well as my dry nite Huggies diaper pull up nappy to my ankles, give my royal bottom a little wiggle and then I squat down smiling widely watching myself do a big BM pooh poo in my potty and then after I push and squeeze to myself I feel my bowels shifting and then I break wind and pooed a lot of 5 inch thick brown lumpy dump waste into the potty. Then I sit down and begin to poo some more hoping to fill it up with more of my bowel movements and then right in the middle of it I start to feel like I have to do a wee as well. So I wee peed into the potty tinkling very loudly in response as I sat there for quite some time pooing and weeing into the white plastic potty until I filled it up in response leaving quite a foul smell. I then pulled out some toilet paper tissue and began to wipe my vagina between my legs then my bottom front and back then I stand up pulling up my pyjama pants as well as my dry nite Huggies diaper pull up nappy, then take the potty to the bathroom and empty it out into the toilet and then flush it away. Then after washing my hands and drying them I head over to my bedroom with a loud yawn, putting on my nightcap, say my prayers, flop myself into bed, then I snuggle myself into the blankets and sheets, settling myself down and straighten out the pillows as I begin to count sheep and then finally with another loud yawn. I then lay myself down and fall into a deep relaxing soothing….ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz!!Jessica W
To Catherine and Opal
Well, my boys are both into Bluey - we're from the same country as the show! - and there are quite a couple farting scenes with Bandit, so obviously those scenes ain't appropriate in America, he he. There actually is a scene where his sister-in-law Trixie is seen on the "dunny" while her older daughter Muffin is storming into the bathroom. Well, I know what it's like, we can't lock the door, so I'm just tolerant if one of my boys or my husband comes in when I'm using the toilet, ha ha.
I saw one of the users here roleplays as Princess Peach from the Mario games. I wonder when she has to unload when Bowser has to kidnapp her. Doesn't look like she eats that much tho, she has a better figure than me certainly (now, I ain't really chubby, but also by no means slim, never have been).
G'day and good shitting,
Jessee
Catherine
Response to Jenny (and others, please chime in!)
Jenny,
Hello and I just love you, by the way! Thanks for joining in my banter!
First, that sounded like an awesome poop that you had at the gym the other day! I'm glad that it made you feel good!
SPAS stands for Solid Poop Accident Sisters. I think Trina coined the acronym a few years ago when we were having conversations with Shannon and Sarah E about times when we did a solid poop in our panties by accident. Trust me, when you are dying to go to the bathroom and you know that it will be firm and that it is huge, it creates an unbelievable sensation (at least for me) when you can't make it. And it is not the same if you do it on purpose...We all shared some common ground with this!
Amy Adams is so sweet and just gives me a warm feeling when I see her in a movie! I mean, could you imagine if she had to do a really big one??? And I love Sandra Bullock. She played that poop scene in Two Weeks Notice perfectly!
Oh the athletes. One of the things that I heard is that swimmers eat over 4000 calories daily. How much must Katie Ledecky doo??? Michael Phelps, I'm thinking of you! And one of my favorite female athletes has been Sarah Fuller! At 6'2, 220 lbs, she must go A LOT!!!
Yes my volleyball teammates in high school and college had their moments. But that's the thing. I may know that they are going. I may smell that they are going. But I can't see them going and I can't see what they did in the toilet. That's part of my "wondering." What did that person doo in the toilet and how are they feeling about what they did?
It's just fun to think about sometimes, and then other times, I get almost frustrated because there is no way I could ever know!
That's one reason I really appreciate my friend "Beth," who shares my interest. We love to exchange pictures.
Then, I worry that this is an obsession!
Thanks for listening/reading, Jenny! I hope all the best for you always, including your time on the toilet!
Love,
Catherine!Dan H
To Emma Two
Hi Emma thank you for your answer it means a lot to me so now I understand better that you used to be very poop shy but Lucy not. If you ever had to share a cathole that would make for a great story as wellI was just wondering if Kristi still posts here? The one who took the big poo at the Cincinnati Airport.
Jenny
Catherine-Oddly enough when I see a woman in a wonder woman costume, I kind of want to cross paths with them in a restroom. I always imagined WW pulling down her blue stared shorts/briefs down to her feet and taking a very athletic large dump! I can imagine it's hard to poop in a superman costume, but like I posted before , I'm more intrigued with the females on the toilet.
Norm-I'm glad you like my posts even though you don't get skidmarks. are you trying to rub it in like Catherine..hahah... I can imagine most guys with hairy rears get skidmarks. ( you dont have to reveal if you dont want to)
Kappa girl- I'm so sorry about your accident and your cute pajama shorts ! I was always kind of self-conscious of guys looking at my butt after I just pooped or I knew I had skidmarks. I was not comfortable with the size of my butt growing up clean or not , as the bigger rears were not as celebrated when I was a teen. Now I kind of giggle if I know a guys is checking out my rear and its a little dirty ...especially my husband. If you have a butt with checking out, guys will have to put up with a little poop right?!?!
Becky- I hope you are feeling better
Vic-girl and Robin- How is Victoria feeling these days? Hope fall is going better
I had a very nice poop at work with our subpar toilet paper so I'm=
-Skidmarked (green boy shorts) in Seattle
Emma two
I got there after a really good poo
I had the most amazing poo at work yesterday. I hadn't been for a couple of days and I took a laxative just before I left the house. It started working just after lunch and I waited for half an hour to let it work properly. I was desperate to go and I quickly made my way to the toilets and found they were empty and clean. I took the last cubicle at the end of the line and locked the door before pulling my jeans and knickers down the my8 feet and sat down on the toilet. I relaxed my bottom and immediately felt relief as my poo was nice and soft. It crackled as it came out and it was big. Really big. The relief of it felt so good. Better than sex but I won't go into that in too much detail. Let's just say that I got there.
Thursday, September 12, 2024
STEPHEN.P
POOPING IN CAMPER
Last night I spent in the campervan after a visit to the G Y M ,I had a wee then climbed into bed .I woke during the night for a wee ,The phone alarm woke me at 06:30 I had a wee dressed went into house and put two satchets of LAXIDO INTO A PINT OF LUKE WARM WATER and drank then made some tea .
I drank the tea then went into the shed for a wee.At 10:00am I returned to the camper and climbed in ,put a paper towel on the back of the bowl of the AVENTURIDGE pottie pulled down my jogging bottoms and pants and sat on pottie .I sat for a minuite had a wee then I pushed to open my bowels ,then relaxed then I pooped a large amount after a minuite another poop then a wee
I tore three sheets of toilet paper from the roll on the door and wiped then another three and wiped then another two ,dressed then pulled the slide the bowl contents dropped into the lower tank,then rinsed the bowl,
I have just come back from the G Y M and will need to have another NUMBER TOO before I get into bedAnnie
Pooped twice today... hopefully I can go again later.
I'm happy and impressed. I pooped twice today, both big but soft triggered by good food both at home and my exercise program and because of coffee at home and at the program and plenty of water. Needless to say I am slowly but surely feeling better. Had good meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner, coffee at breakfast and my program and lots of water. As a result lots of poop for the toilet lol. Yay! Better out than in. Hopefully after some more water and probably exercises in my room I can poop again here to get rid of more crap. Sayonara poop!
I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping!
AnnieAnnie
Much needed huge poop after coffee and exercise program
Hi everyone. Got up this morning about 7:30 (couldn't sleep anymore and I set my cell phone alarm early), got dressed first, brushed my teeth, went to the washroom (pee), wiped, flushed, etc and went upstairs for breakfast. My caregiver was shocked and somewhat unhappy about me being up so she lectured me, letting me know I could do exercises in my room etc. Chewed well when she served breakfast and took my medications at 9 AM. Went downstairs until about 9:50 and came upstairs with my shoes, purse and coat (in case it was chilly. It was a little). My program was fun, had a good exercise program, good coffee and lunch, got driven home, thanked the driver etc. I was too full to eat the apple on the table so I left it there and texted my caregiver saying I was full from lunch at my program.
Until a few minutes ago. Wow! Got a major urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went outside my room, put those flip flops on, turned off the light, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and beige high cut underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a huge soft poop. One big poop. No wonder my stomach has been feeling uncomfortable. My body has been full of crap. Finally the last of the poop dropped out (one huge long poop). It made me feel relieved but hopeful that it would go down (my poops have been known to clog the toilet even as a small skinny girl). Reached into the Walmart bag and took a decent amount-not too much, not too little-and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then stood up to wipe my butt. I wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. Yuck. Tossed it into the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked in the toilet.
Wow! This poop took up most of the toilet bowl. Damn! No wonder I have felt so uncomfortable and bloated! I let go of that beast! Pushed up my sleeves, flushed the toilet and surprisingly it went down fine. Flushed again to make sure. Yup. The water level went down though. Washed my hands, left the washroom, turned off the light, went to my room, dried my hands on the towel in here, grabbed the water jug in here, poured the last of water into the toilet, turned off the light, went upstairs, filled my water jug, went to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, opened the door, turned on the light, went into my room, put those flip flops on and now writing this after getting rid of that monster poop. Hopefully after dinner I can go again.
Stay safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieTina
House fun
Hi everyone! Me again, with more on my friend and I.
Admittedly, we like to try new places for fun. While the changing room was an urgent matter, sometimes at home in a new place works just as well.
We were hanging out over the weekend, having some drinks. Probably TOO many. I know it was time to at least break the pee seal. We had already tossed around the idea of trying a few new places.
"I really have to pee" my friend said. She stood up from the couch and moved around the coffe table, stopping in her tracks. She lifted up her skirt and pee was flowing down her leg, hissing on to the carpet below. Watching her really made me have to go more. I stood up from the couch and hovered myself over the ottoman, and relaxed. A hard pee stream splattered on the object below.
Some time later, I felt #2 knocking. We decided we might try to go together. With my now hardwood portion of the floor below us, we both got on all fours. Naked from the waist down, we were facing away from eachother, but our butts were facing eachother, several inches from eachother. (If that makes sense.) Our legs were touching eachother, as we were on all fours. I had a tall mirror that we could turn our heads and watch for a side view.
"Ready?" She asked. And with that, I relaxed. I heard her sigh, followed by some crackling. I looked to my side in the mirror, and saw a long, snake poo inching out of her. I let mine go, seeing soft serve ooze onto the floor below us. Once her long poo ended, mine continued to ooze onto her pile below. It felt so good, both of us grunting and sighing, watching the poop pile grow beneath us. I was finished, and she pushed some more, and several plops spilled to top things off.
"I have to piss now" she announced, and the hissing started, forming a puddle beneath her. Until next time!Martin
To Humiliating Childhood
To humiliating, wow, I thought I had it bad. I feel sad for you. How old are you now? I'm 58. If we'd known each other as kids I would have wanted you to witness my embarrassment so you wouldn't feel as alone.Norm
Jenny's Unscientific Survey
Unscientific Survey
Hi @Jenny hope the below helps with your survey. Keep up the posts!
1) What is your (born) sex
Male
2) What kind of underwear to you wear?
Briefs or Hipsters. I used to wear looser boxer shorts years ago ironically because I was afraid of skidmarks! The down side of that is that when I got hot and sweaty my ass felt grubby presumably due to the ass cheeks rubbing a bit more and even more so a while after pooping. With the briefs or hipsters they're more comfortable and are snug around my ass so that doesn't happen.
3) How often do you wear light colored or white underwear?
A few times a week.
3) Do you Wipe Standing or Sitting?
Sitting always but I might sometimes do the last wipe or two standing up.
4) How many days a week do you notice you get skidmarks in your underwear?
Never, not for many years. One of the only exceptions was over ten years ago after a funeral. We had a lot to drink in the afternoon and I was staying in a hotel (on my own thankfully!). I fell asleep on the hotel bed and the following morning when I was half awake I farted but unfortunately it was more than that, not a full poo but still too much to save the boxers. Not sure if that counts as a skidmark or an accident or both! Thankfully it happened in private and I was able to take the rest of my dump in the toilet in the hotel and clean up quickly after.
Nobody
Is It Still Considered Wetting The Bed…
…if the bed never gets wet?
Hello, hello. It's been a while since I've visited this site. Other things have grabbed my focus and I kinda forgot this place exists. I'm still going backwards though posts and catching up, but I felt like I could share a couple of experience I..experienced somewhat recently.
So to my opening question, do you consider it "wetting the bed" if the bed remains dry?
Usually when I sleep, I'll wake up 3-7 times throughout the night. This particular night wasn't any different in that regard, but what was different is that I ended up needing to pee. This doesn't happen very often, but it does happen. I went to bed not needing to go, but the first time I woke up, I felt the pressure. As I usually do, I did a mental check: "do I have to go so bad that I can't fall back asleep?" I always ask myself this whenever I wake up needing to pee. The answer was "no," so I just rolled over and went back to sleep. Well, repeat this a few times and on the fourth or fifth time I woke up, I decided I finally had to pee too bad to be able to sleep again, so I got up to walk to the bathroom. I could immediately tell that my crotch was damp, but I couldn't tell if sweat or pee. I was betting on sweat because I could feel it on my legs too. I got to the bathroom and as I was manipulating my button/zipper, I could tell 100% I had peed myself slightly at some point (probably just before I woke up). I finished in the toilet and went back to my bedroom to contemplate my options. I decided that because my pants were only *damp* as opposed to soaked, I just crawled back into bed and went back to sleep. It was already dry when I woke up for the final time.
I forget if I ever shared this one here (????), so I'll share it and apologize if I have shared before.
Not very often, but I sometimes wake up a little gassy, which quickly leads to another need ready to be attended to. Now, I still live with my parents and an uncle. For this particular event, only my uncle was home. We live in a trailer/caravan/manufactured/mobile home. Four bed, two bath. My bedroom is literally 10 feet away from the bathroom at one end of the house (the other is accessed through the master bedroom). I wake up gassy, ripped a few good ones and then got the immediate pressure and desperation I'm oh-so familiar with. I make it no secret to people online that I enjoy walking around with a nice load 'tween my cheeks, but I usually plan for the ones I do. With that, plus me knowing how this particular load was going to be, I wanted to keep my pants clean. Well…
I'm laying there in bed still when the urge hits. Before I can even get up, I hear footsteps leading to the bathroom followed by the sound of the door closing and locking. I hop up and rush to my bedroom door to wait, thinking it'll be just a minute or two before I can go in. Apparently my uncle had needed to drop a load of his own because he was in there for a bit. Meanwhile, I'm standing at my bedroom door, fighting waves of urgency. Finally, I get a wave that was too powerful. As I said, I don't dislike having loaded underwear, and though it wasn't planned, I did consider the option. I chose not to because of the kind of load it was going to be-one step above liquid. Unfortunately, I didn't have too much say in the matter. When that final wave hit peak, I lost a little bit into my pants. Though it was only a little bit, the relief was actually quite a lot. I probably could have held on to the rest for a while longer if I wanted to, but I was already in need of changing my underwear and cleaning myself at least a little bit, so I pushed the rest out. I still there for a couple more minutes when I heard the toilet flush and the door open. I walked away from my bedroom door to grab some clean clothes to take a shower, but I stayed in my mess a bit longer to let the bathroom air out first.
Kappa girl
So I'm a kappa kappa gamma girl in college and I'm a freshman. I'm 18 years old, about 5'8, skinny, and take pride in my fitness. I'm a popular and social girl and have always been known as very attractive, but I hate saying that about myself.
This week I was at a mixer which is a party with a sorority and a frat held at a frat house. This one was different though, it was two fraternities and one sorority, (kappa) the one I'm in. It wasn't the whole fraternities and kappas, it was just around 20 freshman from each because it is for this homecoming group dance thing we have to do with both frats. Anyways I was at the mixer is my cute pajama shorts as that was the theme, and the drinks were filling me up quick and making me feel bloated. I went around the side to fart once but could tell that if I tried again I might shart. Knowing this I held back any gas the rest of the time, at 2am I decided I was ready to walk back to the dorms. They are just over a mile away so I began my walk. I could have ubered but figured I could burn some calories after a bunch of drinks. While I began walking I felt my stomach feeling very full and gassy, I figured I had to poop so I walked fast. I was walking when i suddenly really had to poopy, so as I was half way there I stopped on some benches in the oval where all the class room halls are. I sat on the bench to try to have a hard surface contain my poop while I had these cramps. I hoped they would subside and i literally sat there for an hour waiting. After the waves had come and gone and hadn't cramped in 10 minute I thought I was fine.
I began to walk back when suddenly at the stop light to cross, when I stopped walking the pressure was too much. I tried to fart again praying it was gas, and I didn't fart but right after the noise as like a phhfrrtttt and a little bit of solid, but somewhat soft poop slid out. I instantly clinched my cheeks and froze. When the walk sign turned on I figure I would try to waddle across the street to keep the poop in my butt cheeks and not the thing tiny pajama shorts that were already riding up my butt. The second I waddled two steps, I could feel like poop shifting as my legs moved and I could already feel it stick to my shorts that were in my crack. I decided to just walk normal and pray I made it back without anyone seeing me. I began to finish walking back as I felt the poop clinging to my shorts and giving me a weird poop wedgie in my crack. I finally made it back to the dorms and scanned myself in. I walked to the elevator playing I didn't see anyone. As I did, a group of boys were walking out, but they had clearly been drinking and I don't know if they noticed. I walked as close as I could to the wall, but they were checking me out a little as they walked by. I didn't look back, but if they turned around to look at my nice ass in those short pajam shorts, they definitely saw my poop filled wedgie as poop probably started to poke out because they barely covered any of my butt. I could feel poop in between my legs but I'm not sure if it was still inside the shorts or if it was viable on the outside. There elevator was out of order as usually so I took the stairs, each step I took, more poop squished in between my butt cheeks to my short short. I finally made it to my room and to the bathroom, but there was a big soft poopy mark in my shorts and I had to throw them awaySTEPHEN.P
POOPING IN CAMPER
Last night had my tea a large plate of vegetables then went to the camper
had a wee in the ADVENTURIDGE pottie laid on bed watched a video PEARL HARBOR, after half an hour had a NUMBER TOO in the ADVENTURIDGE pottie which took ten minutes then got back onto bed until the end.
I then had a wee and got into bed a few times during the night I used the pottie for a wee and again when I woke at 6:30 .I went into house and had two satchets of LAXIDO in a pint of luke warm water while I was waiting for the kettle to boil for two mugs of tea ,having sat in the chair drank the tea listened to the news I then went back to kitchen and made another mug of tea.
The tea I took to the van camper to drink put it on the floor ,put a paper towel on the back of the bowl of the ADVENTURIDGE pottie pulled down my jogging bottoms and pants sat on pottie and sipped the tea.Half way through the tea I put down the mug while I had a NUMBER TOO.Having now emptied my bowels I resumed drinking the tea then wiped with the ELSAN BLUE toilet paper from the holder on the side door.
I will now empty the pottie when I have had another wee before it gets to heavy