Liam
Jessica W over the summer we went outside. Mom takes me and Sarah go potty anywhere when we need to go. Even if there isnt a bathroom around, she always says yes.
Mom, Sarah and I were waiting for the train at our station. ISarah had been farting a lot. Then all of a sudden, she kept squirming. Do you need to go potty Mom asked her. Sarah nodded. I raised my hand too.
But he train wasn't coming for another 30 minutes, Mommy looked around and was no bathroom anywhere. She took us over to a spot by the shelter on the platform. Then she said, let's just do it here. And we did! We pulled up our jackets and pulled down our pants. I peed a lot on the floor in the corner. It felt really good! Then, we squatted by the shelter and did our business.my sister started going. Her poop came out looking like tiny logs. I pushed hard. my poop was coming out and it looked like one big log
When we finished, Mommy cleaned us up with some napkins. She put them on top of our poop.Nils
Am I forced to keep it secret?
My cousin - he is in his mid 20's - is a bit annoyed because I always like to announce on WhatsApp when I go take a shit. Should this be controversial? I wish us gents were more open about using the bathroom, nothing to be ashamed of lol.Thunder
An update
I refer to the Chakamami post where one of the crushes was desperate for a poo and delayed because of a customer Over a week ago I had a similar experience. Funnily I had been very regular for a few days before and that day I had two BM's in the morning. I was at work in the afternoon and talking to a couple of staff and got the urge and it was super desperate! Fortunately I concluded my discussions and bolted to the toilet and only just made it! I do not think I have passed so much for ages! It was very soft but certainly not " the runs" it really stank but felt better after . Now the next subject. My therapist, who sometimes helps me with my bowel difficulties is Chinese and went home for a holiday . She said her mother could not do poo- poos so had to go to hospital and was given this enema and out it came " whoosh whoosh. Splat " ( her words) . She brought some of the enemas home . I have seen them on film clips and the are plastic bulbs or balls with a nossel to insert into the rectum . The solution is clear. I have seen them online also and they contain glycerin. Anyway I was having a hard time so I went to see her. She inserted one or two, not sure, into my bottom and told me to sit on the toilet but not too poo. Then after only a couple of minutes she said I could poo and out it came …. It thundered into the toilet bowl, she flushed and kept encouraging me and I just kept pooping and farting too . I offloaded even more than my prior week's emergency poo. After that I felt so light and wonderful. I put on my pants and they seemed a little looser. Next day I saw my masseuse and in the colon massage I felt a little less full . I will be doing those enemas again Next subject I am having a Telehealth call for continence management. It is government funded .apparently it is lengthy. I have to keep a poo and wee diary for two weeks but I cannot use the form they sent due to my hand writing ability so methinks I will reply by simple email . Will let you know the outcome . Thanks Thunder
Anon
Panic
My heart is racing! I need to share what just happened, hopefully it will help me process it.
So, I'm an adult. And I'm not proud but I do occasionally have accidents. Not a lot. But they have happened. I can get a bit constipated sometimes and then when a BM is ready to come out it can hit like a ton of bricks and I gotta find a bathroom fast.
Well, today was one of those days. I had no milk for my coffee and ran out to the store to get some first thing. Got delayed by my neighbour first, and while chatting to her I realized I hadn't had my morning piss and felt myself starting to squirm a bit. Finally got to the store and BAM it hits me, oh god I gotta shit. I head home but goddamnit the traffic lights are taking forever and I got so close, but I was touching cloth bad when I got to my block and just didn't make it. I pissed and shit my pants on my doorstep trying to get my keys. Absolutely paralyzed with shame but what can be done. I ran inside and tried to get a grip on the situation. I live with two roommates but thankfully they work a lot and they were both out.
I went straight to the washing machine and put my piss soaked jeans in there, as well as my socks. Then I ran up to the bathroom, gripping the legs of my boxer briefs, praying no poop fell out. I dumped it out in the toilet, mostly solid but some soft parts which made it a bit messy. A small bit fell on the bath mat. I washed my undies out with some soap in the bathtub and wiped my ass as thoroughly as I could, then ran back downstairs and put the undies and bath mat in the washing machine. I didn't turn it on yet, I wanted to wait until after my shower. I then wiped up the pee that had dripped on my journey from the door to the washing machine. I went back upstairs and jumped in the shower. I was halfway through when I thought I heard a door close upstairs. I froze because I was sure nobody else was home. I heard another noise, and now I started panicking. My roommates don't know that I've had an accident, ever, and suddenly I was paranoid. I knew nobody was home when it happened, but did someone come home early from work? They do a lot of laundry....did they look in the washing machine and see my shit stained undies and soaked jeans? I tried to stay cool and tell myself, what does it matter if they find out. Accidents happen, it's no big deal. But I couldn't relax and felt like I was gonna get in trouble. I reminded myself that I had cleaned up pretty well and they shouldn't be able to tell, but my heart was pounding. I couldn't believe how close I'd come to getting caught with soaked and loaded pants! I couldn't stop worrying about the front step too, it was raining a bit so I hoped the pee would wash away, but what if they could smell it??
Anyway, I finished my shower and tried to calmly towel off but I was shaking. Came downstairs and - nobody is here. Nobody. Wow. So I was hearing things and making up a whole drama in my head. Now I'm sitting here thinking....what was that about? Am I more ashamed of my accidents than I thought? More anxious about them than I thought? I don't know....but here's hoping it doesn't happen again.
John H
Comments
Hey all.
@Annie. Hey and thanks for replying re your pads. I wondered what you done as you have to conserve toilet paper where you live and I guess most ladies just rap their pads in toilet paper and dispose them in the bin. That's what most of my ex girlfriends done anyway.
@Laura. Hey and I hope you recovered. I know the feeling when a large poop hurts. Even staying relaxed can still cause pain but it's less likely if you don't push. It's also more enjoyable to relax and feel your body doing the work itself.
@Travis. It's interesting to read of you and your wives understanding of each others positions regarding her pooping. Good she has relaxed somewhat as nobody should be in pain holding in farts or poo. This is an experience I have had with girlfriends as ladies particularly have been raised to think that farts and poo needs to be hidden. I wonder what questions she answered regarding your poop interest.
I would have done the same as you regarding listening from outside the door. The sounds of a lady pooping are always hot to hear, particularly when it is a significant other. Looking forward to reading more.
That's all for now. Take care all.
John H.
Nickel
Post Title (optional)The Train
The train and public restrooms in general, mostly for you ladies for the most part. The toilet seat is up is good news for you, it more likely it just been cleaned. Or the man that peed put the seat up for you , so that, you have a clean seat and not his pee all over it.
When you see that it good news for your comfort. I been a Janitor long time ago. What I have seen is your ladies hover and miss the toilet or leave the seat down and pee all over it. That a mess. I have had to take a hose in cleaning the toilets.
I was out yesterday in Brum with friends and towards the end of the day we were in Tilt a pub with pinball machines and some great beer.
Whist there developed an urge for a poo and so headed off the toilets. As I was walking there were 2 ladies in front heading the same way. I was slightly surprised when it turned out to be a unisex. 4 enclosed cubicles and sinks out the front.
The ladies went in first and the one lady held the door for me. They looked in their 40s. They the first two toilets and the end one was also taken so I took the 3rd one. There was music playing so you couldn't hear too much.
I took my jeans down, nestled my seat on the loo and had a nice pee and poo (I dropped a couple of 6-8 inchers and was done). I wiped up flushed and left as I was washing my hands one of the 40 yrs came out too to the sinks. I smiled as I was washing my hands and she smiled back. Just then a gent came out of the other toilet.
I left feeling happy and quite amused.
Monday, October 7, 2024
Hi
I was playing golf on my own today. I'd arrived pretty early and the golf course had hardly anyone on it. I set off and was enjoying my round however on arriving at the 4th hole I had a sudden urge to poop. It came on quite suddenly and as I walked up and played the hole I realised I would have to go au natural as there were not toilets and this was going to be coming out VERY SOON.
I spotted some large bushes and with no one around I hurried in, took another final look that no one was around, too my golf trousers and pats down and immediately I shot some Mr whippy sausages. That was close I thought and I felt mightily relieved. Luckily I had a few tissues in my pocket but it was still a messy wipe and I got some on my hands. I finished and washed my hands with my water and then carried on and did my golf
I really had no choice other than filling my pantsCatherine
Replies and Quick Story
Jenny SIS: I almost spit my water out when I read your reply to me and then wrote "sorry, I farted!" Gosh, I would love to hang out with you! I am so glad that you had a really comfortable, productive poop the other day and I hope you have been since! This SPAS loves SIS!
Jessica W: I hope that the BM you wrote about the other day was very satisfying! I hope that you are well!
Annie: I saw that you started a reply to me...thanks! I hope that you are well!
STREAKS: I hope that was an amazing thrill for you!
Travis: You sound like an amazing husband to "Ashley" and I'm so glad that you are at peace. I must confess that while I like Alan seeing me on the toilet and his reaction, I really am not as much into seeing him pooping. And I love pooping. I just am not sure why being seen is more important to me than seeing him, if that makes sense. My problem is that I prefer hearing or reading about other women's bowel habits than I do men's, but then I never really felt like I would want a relationship with a woman like that...such is life, I imagine. I hope that you find a more comfortable rhythm for your own bowels. I would love to hear more about your wife! Also, Emilia Clarke would look adorable on the toilet! I never read or watched Game of Thrones. I'll have to check it out!
First, I wanted to say that I am still quite regular and have been churning out consistent Bristol Stool 4's that are long, soft and voluminous twice daily. They feel so good!
Second, as I have shared before, "Beth," who is our United Methodist pastor in my church, has become my poop partner. Beth is a tall, curvy, plus-size woman like me and 41 years old now. She has her hair died blond and it is short, coming down to her shoulders and tucks inward at her chin. Perhaps 2-3 times per month we might text each other a picture of our best poops. Well, yesterday I received one that was...well let's say it was the biggest poop I've ever seen that stayed together in one piece. Beth can get a little constipated around her time of the month and then unloads a lot at one time. This time she hadn't unloaded like she normally does and looked almost pregnant with a lot of poop. So I suggested that she try Dulcolax to get the poop going. She normally takes Fridays off and she thought that she would try a dose. She took two tablets the night before. Nothing happened upon awaking, but her morning coffee got things going. Her husband and kids were already gone. (She is recalling this to me on a phone call later in the day.) She sat down on the toilet with a very strong urge to go and this huge log pushes its way out. In the picture it looked as if it was the diameter of a Coke can and it had to be over a foot long. She had to get a grocery bag and fish and pull it out of the toilet because there was no way it would flush. She said her butt was so sore from the experience. Unfortunately, the huge poop weakened her butt muscles because later that morning while she was working outside in her yard she had a major diarrhea attack from the laxative and couldn't control it and messed herself completely. That was the only other time that she went that day from the laxative. She said she was so embarrassed even though no one knew. I profusely apologized because I suggested the laxative but she said that she was just so relieved to have gotten rid of the constipation.
Well, that's all I have for today!
Love to all!
Catherine!Tricky
Re: What is normal? SURVEY
Q1. Is it normal for boys to be that particular about which toilet they are going to use?
A1: Yes.
Q2. Why or why not?
A2: Depending upon the conditions of the school restroom, and based upon personal experience, the following could apply:
-No stall doors or even stalls at all covering the sit-down toilets, exposing the pooper to anyone else in the room
-No toilet paper
-Urine-soaked or feces-smeared toilet seats
-Non-functioning toilets that don't flush and pile up with waste
-No soap
-Bathroom is a hangout spot for bullies
-Door at restroom entrance may be missing and allow anyone to see into the room
Q3. Is it normal for some guys to hold off going to the bathroom until after school?
A3: Yes.
Q4. What makes a toilet acceptable or unacceptable for use?
A4: When I was in school, the following applied:
-Must have adequate privacy. At least a stall with a door. I didn't want other students watching me poop.
-Toilet paper. There are few sensations I find more abhorrent than taking a big, wide, greasy, smeary dump that leaves a generous coating of filth all over my rear, only to have no way to clean it and prevent it from ruining my clothing, and having to walk around smelling like crap until I can go home and shower, and then having to dispose of my underwear and maybe pants as a result.
-Clean toilet seat. If it's sprayed in urine, I can wipe it with toilet paper/paper towels and soap/water, but if there is poop smeared all over the seat, no way am I sitting on that without a janitor cleaning it.
-No bullies present. I like being left alone when I poop, and don't want to be harassed or physically assaulted while at my most vulnerable.
If those conditions weren't met, I'd always hold it until home unless unable to.Nytecat
I jinxed myself!
Two days ago I submitted a post answering questions about skidmarks. I mentioned that I was in the middle of a nice long stretch of skidmark free underwear. As fate would have it my luck changed the very next day. I pulled my brand new gray Hane's briefs down to poop and there it was…a nice brown splotch right in the middle! This was a little weird because I don't know what caused it. I didn't skimp on wiping during my previous poop trip. I don't think I had a big wedgie either, not one that I noticed anyway. But either way, there it was. Next time I will think twice before tempting fate.
Princess Toadstool Peach
I Feel very Sick and I can't stop getting the Runs/Vomiting!
Hello….ooooo everyone I am…Princess Toadstool Peach….(OOO) and today I am feeling so sick today after eating a lot of seafood at my friend Bethany Mild's house the other week. I feel so unwell that I have to barf. Now when I puke it's much different than when I go wee or even poo. I rush over to the bathroom, open the toilet lid and then I….I….excuse me for a moment I need to toss my cookies "REENCCHHHH BLAHHHHH BLAHHHHHH BLAHHHHHH!!!" Coughcough man that dry heaving and spewing would make anyone sick. Must be a ???? bug that made me greenish vomit my insides out. (RUMBLE!!) Uh oh I have to release a bad case of the runs, I quickly lifted up my dress, pulled down my panties to my ankles, wiggled my bottom a little and then I sit down on the toilet "SPLUTSPLUT CCCRACKLE PLOOPPLOPPLOP!!" This is the worst case of upchucking and diarrhoea I even had I thought I might poo my panties. "SPLUT PARRP TOOT POOOOPPPPP PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK TOOOOTTT PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK CCCCCRACKLE PLOOPPLOOP!!" I don't think this is going to end. It's taking forever so much so my panties are falling off. I'm so sorry you had to see this everyone. Hopefully things will be back to normal next time. Then I can actually release some bowel movements actually worth reading. Because I quite frankly after all that puking and releasing my diarrhoea I could use a long deep sleep nap. Bye bye now…. PLOOPLOOPLOOP!! I hope. Oh god that smells so terrible I can't stand it.
Anna from Astoria
response to Jenny
Jenny- I like to pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles when I use a public restroom. It enjoy it especially if I am wearing cute panties! few people get to see my undies! and if I am feeling fat, people do not have to see my "cottage cheese" (J/K, ladies men are catching on, chubby bums are some of the healthiest and prettiest, no shame to you if you have a skinny glut as well) It is more comfortable than pulling my pantis down to my knees or even as I have seen a few times, mid thigh. I do have an exception: If I have a visible skidmark, the pants will be higher.
I feel like I see a lot of pants and underwear in women's restroom myself. I am guessing 50 %. And about 20 % of those are panties down to ankles or mid shin when a lady is wearing a dress. And I believe this is adult women I have observed. I have only seen skid marked panties pulled down at a gym or in high school/college sports, but not in malls or work toilets
My boyfriends says he notices a lot of farting when peeing at urinals, but he has never noticed anybody, move to a toilet stall after using a urinal, nor has he. He said if he has to poop while peeing, he will hold in it until later.
I really had to poop after work recently and my boyfriend really wanted to....have fun and said my rear looked really good that day. I sat down to poop with an open door and undressing as I was ready for a shower. This was my second poop and I had not cleaned very well from my poop at work. I wore light pink boyshorts and rode up in my bum and ended up dirtier than most of my thongs. I threw my underwear at him and said " I know these are your favorite, as I underessed my socks, panties and pants and jumped into the shower to soap my rear. We both had a good laught and I was in a better mood after cleaning my crackThunder
An update
I refer to the Chakamami post where one of the crushes was desperate for a poo and delayed because of a customer Over a week ago I had a similar experience. Funnily I had been very regular for a few days before and that day I had two BM's in the morning. I was at work in the afternoon and talking to a couple of staff and got the urge and it was super desperate! Fortunately I concluded my discussions and bolted to the toilet and only just made it! I do not think I have passed so much for ages! It was very soft but certainly not " the runs" it really stank but felt better after . Now the next subject. My therapist, who sometimes helps me with my bowel difficulties is Chinese and went home for a holiday . She said her mother could not do poo- poos so had to go to hospital and was given this enema and out it came " whoosh whoosh. Splat " ( her words) . She brought some of the enemas home . I have seen them on film clips and the are plastic bulbs or balls with a nossel to insert into the rectum . The solution is clear. I have seen them online also and they contain glycerin. Anyway I was having a hard time so I went to see her. She inserted one or two, not sure, into my bottom and told me to sit on the toilet but not too poo. Then after only a couple of minutes she said I could poo and out it came …. It thundered into the toilet bowl, she flushed and kept encouraging me and I just kept pooping and farting too . I offloaded even more than my prior week's emergency poo. After that I felt so light and wonderful. I put on my pants and they seemed a little looser. Next day I saw my masseuse and in the colon massage I felt a little less full . I will be doing those enemas again Next subject I am having a Telehealth call for continence management. It is government funded .apparently it is lengthy. I have to keep a poo and wee diary for two weeks but I cannot use the form they sent due to my hand writing ability so methinks I will reply by simple email . Will let you know the outcome . Thanks Thunder
Pete
Constipated
I have not shat for three days in a row in spite of taking two doses of laxative and have wasted at least an hour a day sitting on the WC waiting for something to happen. Maybe I should drink more fluid.Bianca
Pooped Lots
Hi everyone. I pooped alot of loose poop today. The round from this morning smelled weird )probably of bile(. The poop this afternoon stunk up the hall. I also did nasty farts, and one of my poops sounded like squeezing out foam. I hope my next poops are interesting. Bye
STEPHEN . P
OUTDOOR POOPING
This morning had a wee in bedroom pottie as usual went down stairs had my dose of LAXIDO washed dressed made tea took it into garden sat in MOONCHAIR and drank my tea .I went back to kitchen made some more tea and retuned to chair to drink it I had to put the mug down as I really had to poop.I went to the end of the garden pulled down my jogging bottoms and pants put a ten inch round bowl by my heels and squat down had a wee which stopped I pooped continued to wee I briefly stood up then as I squat down again pooped again two minutes later I pushed I to check I was done then wiped with three sheets of toilet paper.dressed the went back and finished my tea.
One hour later I had a bowl of WEETABIX then made a flask of coffee put it with my GYM bag and walked to the GYM.Two hours on the exercise bike one hour in the jacuuzie then changed and waited for the bus.during the twenty minuet wait i drank the coffee.The bus travelled around the housing estate a journey of half hour.
When I got off I needed to wee I crossed the road then needed to go a NUMBER TOO so went into the field ,down with my jogging bottoms and pants then squatted down a really long wee then pushed and pooped,It felt really good wiped with three sheets of toilet paper then dressed continued another 400 metres to my house.I find a squatt poop is much quicker and in good weather is very enjoyableNytecat
Skidmarked in Columbia and Skidmarked in Seattle questions.
These were from Skidmarked in Columbia:
Everyone- Do you get pee stains a lot or just occasionally?
I think I get them a lot. I'm not sure because I have no frame of reference to work with. There was a time in my late teens and early adulthood that pee stains were minimal. But now when I finish peeing, there's always two or three more drops that dribble out when I finish. These quickly grow into yellow stains over time. I rarely wear white underwear because of it and, when I do, I will insert folded up toilet paper to protect them. The last time I lived with a girlfriend I was a bit self conscious because I would always have a damp spot on the front of my underwear no matter how careful I was when I left the bathroom. But she was nice and never made any remarks about it.
Everyone- When was the last time you pooped yourself?
My last true pooping accident occurred in 2020. At the time, I was one of the few men in the office as most guys were working from home. I developed a habit of forcefully pushing farts out while standing at the urinal as there really wasn't anyone else around to hear them. Well, one day it bit me in the butt, literally. I didn't feel anything solid needing to come out and unexpectedly a turd the size of a strawberry fired out and landed in the seat of my panties. That freaked me out a bit because I had no clue it was coming. Once the surprise wore off I walked into a cubicle, pulled my pants down, and dumped it into the toilet. It left a tiny stain no worse than a mild skidmark.
Everyone- When was your last skidmark and why? And last serious skidmark and why?
As I've posted before, I get a lot of wedgies which increases the odds of skidmarks. But I'm doing pretty well at the moment. I haven't had a skidmark in over a month. I think the last big one was on a hot, sweaty day in June or July. Even after washing that pair I could still faintly see it.
Everyone-What was your last bathroom accident? Like if you lost control and peed and/or pooped yourself? And why? Were you at home or in public?
My latest bathroom accident was the time I peed myself last fall. The sequence of events was a bit strange. First I peed at a public urinal but I hurried as I was in a rush to catch a train. As I was walking away I suddenly learned my bladder wasn't completely empty and the leftover urine flowed out. The result was a soaked crotch and a small wet spot on the front of my jeans. I'm just glad it wasn't a full bladder's worth. Nobody else knew that I had wet myself. For the record, earlier this year I had a tiny piece of poop pop out while farting at a urinal. But this pea sized particle was so small I don't even consider it an accident. This was more of a minor mishap.
And a sole question came from Skidmarked in Seattle:
Men- Do you ever have to poop while peeing in a urinal? As a women, it is convenient when this sensation happens while I am peeing already sitting down, especially since most of my poops are so fast.
Yes. It doesn't happen very often. But occasionally I will go to urinate and once I'm standing there I will suddenly begin feeling pressure on my backside that didn't exist before. If it's strong, I will make my way to a toilet and poop or at least try to. It can also happen at home and in that case I just turn around and have a seat. If it's only some gas, I will attempt to expel it before leaving the men's room. As mentioned above, I've miscalculated on a couple of instances and ended up with a surprise in my undies. But 99.9% of the time there's no problem.Jessica W
To Annie
Ah, sorry to hear, I'm a bit constipated too, I also tried twice today but nothing came out. I'll try again after dinner.STEPHEN . P
This morning had a wee as soon as I got out of bed went down to kitchen had another dose of LAXIDO the made and drank tea .I went to shed and collected some washing from my GYM bag and brought it into kitchen ,hand washed and put on line .
while walking back to house needed to have a BM i went into shed and sat on the THETFORD 33 pottie and done a NUMBER TOO
Dookie
response to Jenny SIS [repost of an old post of mine]
I was at work one day. I worked in an office building and this one particular floor that I visited often was usually pretty empty and today was no exception. I was waiting for the elevator when I felt a minor urge to pee. Since the bathroom was only about 10 feet away, I decided to take advantage of it. As I walked into the bathroom, I suddenly had to fart too but thought it wise to wait until I was peeing. I saw that the room was empty and approached a urinal and began doing my thing in peace. The need to fart returned but needed just a bit of a push. Unfortunately I got more than I bargained for and was shocked by a small amount of shit that came out with it. I clenched everything immediately to limit the damage but now I was faced with a horrible dilemma. As all men know, we cant stop our pee midstream the way women can so I had only seconds to figure out my next move. If I released the front, I would start shitting again which clearly was not an option considering where I was. Instantly I hurried into the first stall which was right behind me. I carefully lowered my pants and sat, releasing both sides - and not a moment too soon. This was like mud ¨C approaching diarreah but not quite. And I never had any warning. No gas pains or anything that would signal what was coming. It took me completely by surprise. So now I sat - again in horror that there was no way I was going to get through this without some intense embarrassment. But as I surveyed the damage, I found that my underwear was destroyed but nothing else was even touched by the muck. I thought that if I could just lose the undies, I could go commando to a store to buy some underwear and then come back to the office to put them on. I very carefully removed my shoes and socks and then my pants without getting anything on them. Now the task was to get my ass clean which was way beyond the capabilities of toilet paper. Still the room was empty but I had no idea how long that would last so I dashed out and grabbed two bunches of paper towels and soaked one with water. Imagine someone walking in at that moment and being greeted by the sight of me standing there like this. I almost had to laugh but was in too much terror. Mad dash back into the stall and still no intruders. I was able to get myself clean, put on my pants and shoes and get all evidence into the trash. And still nobody came in ¨C I couldn¡¯t believe my luck. I managed to get underwear and get through the whole thing with zero embarrassment. Which is why I can look back and laugh out loud at the whole nightmare. This was probably 10 years ago and have not shared this with anyone until now. Hope you enjoyed.Pete
Toilet seat
To Princess Toadstool Peach
Unisex toilets, such as you get on trains, are used by men as well as women. Most men stand up to urinate, and to avoid splashing on the seat they raise the seat and often leave it up. Married men are usually trained by their wives always to put the seat down after peeing, but some do not bother.
Annie
Random bladder leakage
Just finished lunch (spicy beef, eggs, green chili peppers, red peppers, etc on top of rice). It was delicious. I ate slowly enjoying it and chewing well. After lunch I grabbed my Walmart bag, water jar and a tea bag and thanked my caregiver for lunch again. Her son was lying on the couch with his broken leg. He gets around the house using crutches. Not long ago I had to pee so I took my bedroom flip flops off, went to the washroom (pee) and was shocked to find out that my underwear was wet! My bladder must have leaked during lunch and I didn't notice or couldn't feel it. WTF? Flushed the toilet sitting down, stood up afterwards, pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. I opened the door, turned off the light, walked to my room, took my flip flops off outside my room, opened the door, walked into my room, changed my underwear and pants, put them into the laundry basket outside my room and that's that.
Any idea what caused the bladder leakage? I regularly drink water, regularly go to the washroom, change my underwear, pants, etc regularly and shower regularly too. When I go pee too it comes out regularly too, no burning or straining. Is this a premature part of aging or?
Annie
Jessica W
Finally pooped
I just took another big poo. I finally feel better.
Good shitting,
JesseeRichard
May I use your restroom ?
Description: This is a true happing. It happened to me when I was around 12 years-old.
One day at around eleven in the morning. As I did every weekend, I took a relaxing walk through the park when I felt the urge to pee. Unfortunately there were no big bushes or anything of that nature in this particular park. So I kept walking and figured I'd walk down to a small street where the had a couple of business including restaurants, a post office and bakery among a few others as well as a couple of doctors offices. It was all about a twenty minute walk away from the park but it was the only place anywhere in near the park with bathrooms.
About fifteen minutes into the walk to the street my bladder suddenly became bad. It was at that moment that I remembered that I not only ate cereal before I left but also drank a glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee but also forgot to take my second morning pee. So started walking a little faster. The first place I saw was a flower shop which I noticed had most of its lights off. So I went to the back door and knocked and a Woman answered. "Hi, what time do you open today", I asked. She the gave me a nerve-racking answer. "Actually we aren't open today." "We are open from Tuesday-Friday from ten pm to six pm." We also have a delivery service. How may I help you ?" As I stood there with my legs tightly together I asked her, "May I use your bathroom?" Then, with a sympathetic grin, she sucked her teeth and said, "I'm sorry I really can't". "Please, I'm about to pee in my pants". "I'm sorry no". "Please?" "I'm sorry I really can't". So then I said "Thank you anyway", then kind of waddled down the street.
Then I arrived at a doctors office and went in side. "Excuse me, may I use your bathroom room ?" Then in a rather sympathetic voice and with a sympathetic face said, "I'm sorry I think they only let patients use, the restroom". "Ohhhhh, do you know a place around here where I might be able to find one ?" "I'm not sure sweetie". "Okay, thank you anyway, have a nice day". She then smiled sympathetically at me as I walked away with mild Asmr.
About two minutes later I decided to try this Chinese restaurant across the street from where I was. I walked into the front door and up to the main register/counter. As I stood there for about one minute, squeezing my legs slightly together a manager came up to me and then I asked it. "Excuse me, may I go to the toilet ?" She showed a very annoyed look and said, "No pay-pay, no pee-pee". "Ok, thank you anyway". Then I just walked out the door.
I walked around for about tow more minutes then I found a store that sold baby toys and nursery products, walked in then in a soft voice asked it. "Excuse me, may I use your potty ?" Then, with a sweet face and girly voice this teenage girl of which looked to be about sixteen or seventeen said, "Do you have to go pee-pee ?". I then said with a desperate face replied, "Yes, really bad". She then smiled and with a toddler accent impression replied with, "I'm sorry, the potty is for paying costumers only". I then in a desperate voice said, "Ok, thank you anyway". Then walked out the door.
So I walked around to a few more places and got the same answer. so I decided to leave that little stretch of public places and decided to just walk a little further in the same direction and see if I find something. As I was crossing the street I saw a woman walking her dog. By this time, I was absolutely bursting to pee. So I walked up to her and thought I asked her if she knew of any other places where I could pee.
I walked up to her and said, as I was grabbing my penis, crossing my legs and squirming up and down. Desperately I asked her, "Excuse me, besides over there do you know if there's a place where I could use, the restroom ?" She looked at me sweetly and sympathetically, and in a sympathetic voice, she said. "Ooooooo, um let's see here". "That really is the only place". I then gave out a childish moan, "Ohhhh, um um, I went to all of those places and all of them said no". She then spoke again in that same sympathetic and sweet voice. "honey, I am so sorry". "There's a hospital right over there, oh, but you don't wanna go in the hospital". I told her that they said no anyway. "Oh okay let's see here". "Did you check in the doctors offices over there ?". I told her yes, but that they angrily wouldn't let me. "Oh my gosh, sweetheart". "Did you check at the Chinese restaurant?" "I told her yes and that they just said no pay-pay no pee-pee". "Did you check with the maternity shop?". I told her yes and she replied with, "Yes, she said no." "Oh gosh sweetie." You think they would being that they are mothers."
She asked me about all the other places and that they told me no.
Then, it hit me. My bladder just couldn't hold in all that pee any more and right before it all came out of my bladder and penis she said to me as she pointed to a small bush near by, "Oh gosh honey. It looks like you might have to use that bush over there. Can you make it?" I then said the her in a high pitched voice as it all came out of me, "No, I'm peeing my self." Oh, my gosh honey, I'm so sorry." "Do you live close?" I then told her as I was close to crying that I did which was a little fib that I made out of embarrassment. "Ok honey, I hope you make it home soon and next time don't be nervous, it's only nature." I then thanked her as she walked away and she gave me a you're welcome. I then walked home in my peed pants. Penis, legs and feet really stinging along the way.
Note: Feel free to leave comment on what you thought and if you can relate to it.
STREAKS
Wife pooped in front of me again
During our recent trip, my wife pooped in front of me a second time. Well, I kinda created a scenario where she did it. After eating breakfast and coffee, she said she was going to shower. I fully expected she would work in a poop before the shower. She gathered some clothes and went into the bathroom and closed the door. I quickly went to the bedroom and got a few things of my own. I walked up to the bathroom door and listened. I heard the her turn on the sink. I quickly got down on the floor. I saw her feet shuffle over to the toilet. She sat and began to pee. When the pee died off she continued to sit. When I noticed her feet go up on tippy toes, I hopped up and knocked on the door. I said "Hey I'm coming in to shave." She said "Well ok I guess." I opened the door. There she was. Still fully dressed. Pants lowered just enough to expose the important parts. She always looks so beautiful perched on the toilet. I entered and closed the door. I said "Why is the sink running?" She said "To start the water warming up." I knew this wasn't true because she had the cold water running. I turned it off but didn't mention this fact. I did tell her that was a bad practice because this house runs on well water. She didn't respond. She just sat there with a concentrated look on her face. I walked over to a cabinet that was very close to the toilet. She said "Hey. You are kind of entering the war zone here. I'm going poopie. It's a stinky one. I'm getting ready to start my period." I got a wash cloth from the cabinet. I said "It's not bad at all. I don't really smell it." That was not true. It was really bad. Sort of an ammonia smell combined with rotten meat. Because of my position, I was able to take a quick glance into the bowl. I didn't expect to see the poop sticking half way out of her, but there is was. Stopped half way out of her amazing butt. I was loving this. For some reason, I'm fascinated by how big her poop is. She's smaller than me, but poops bigger than mine. The room was now silent. Any little grunt or crackle would be amplified. I knew she needed to push it out, but she just sat there motionless. I tried to make chit chat. She said "I can't talk to you right now. I need to squeeze. And don't look at me. It's embarrassing." She got down to business and her breathing became more labored. Then an audible straining noise just as it fell into the water. Then an unexpected twist. A bubbly dirty fart with some liquid poop at the same time. The smell was very heavy. About the worst I had ever smelled from her. She said "I need to sit here for a few minutes. My stomach hurts." There was no more grunting, but every 30 seconds or so, another large fart. Then all was quiet. She started the wiping process. Not a very effective job, but she was getting straight into the shower. She flushed while seated as usual. She got up and turned on the shower. Little did she know, there was a poop smear on one side of her butt. I could see it, but she didn't know it was there. She got in the shower and I shaved while enjoying the fact that my beautiful wife had just destroyed this bathroom.
STEPHEN.P
Had a wee in the THETFORD ELEGANCE POTTIE when I got out of bed went downstairs to kitchen , had two packets of LAXIDO in a pint of water then made two mugs of tea. I sat in the garden and drank tea then went in house made some more tea ,carried it into garden.I drank the tea had a wee on the lawn then went back to house.
I put the mugs in the washing up bowl then went upstairs and got undressed lifted the lid on the THETFORD 245 POTTIE put paper towel on back of bowl and sat down.Five minutes later I had a wee then I pushed and done a NUMBER TOO ,wiped put another litre of water into the bowl the pulled the slide the poop dropped into the bottom tank . closed the lid then had a bath .
I walked to the chemist and had my FLUE AND COVID JAB .It was recommended to drink five litres of water today so i will be weeing many times tonight.
Princess Toadstool Peach
A Train Ride Poo Poo Choo Choo Ride I Shan't ever Forget!
Hello everyone I am Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am on a train ride to visit my friend Princess Zelda on the other side of the country. (GURGLE!!) Oh sorry that must be my ???? after eating all those crispy sesame prawn toasts for my morning tea snack. Good thing this train has a Water Closet for me to use the bathroom in there. I head over there and it's nice and clean and there is only one stall. It's a relief I don't have to worry about anyone else using it I walk over to the toilet and…oh my god are you kidding me? The person didn't even put the toilet seat down. (Clank) Humph stupid people these days always putting the seat up instead of down. Why do they do this? Well anyway I should probably get started on my royal poo on the train. I close the stall door, lock it, then I lift up my dress, pull down my royal pink panties to my ankles, put toilet paper in the toilet so my business doesn't splash me, give my bottom a little wiggle and then I sit down on the white toilet adjusting myself and then squatting reading the newspaper and then I squeeze and push away as I begin going BM-Bowel movement pooh poo then "PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK PLOP PLOOP PLOP PLOOP SPLASH!!!" Ahhhh that feels good and pooing 5 inches thick solid dump waste on a train makes it so much easier. All aboard the Poop Train doo doo! Hahahaha anyway it's time to wipe. I grab myself some toilet more toilet paper and wipe my bottom. It really smells then again seafood doesn't agree with my bowels or my stomach for that matter. Then once that's done I get up, pull up my panties, lift down my dress and then I flush. "FLUSSSSSSssshhhh!!" Please go down, please please! Yep it went down quite well. Awesome although I think next time I'll try not to eat so much seafood prawn toast as my early snack morning tea. Until next time I gotta go wash my hands. I'll see you later. Bye bye now!STREAKS
Wife pooped in front of me
My wife pooped in front of me yesterday. This doesn't happen very often. She usually prefers for be alone to poop. We were staying with family. The bathroom was small and didn't have a separate area for the toilet. It was just out in the open. I was shaving at one sink and she came in to brush her teeth at the other. Upon finishing her teeth she kind on hung around for a minute. Not really talking to me, just looking at her phone. Finally she said "Welll....I have to go poopie. Either in or out. Once I close that door, it doesn't open until I'm done." I acted very calm and said "It's not big deal. I'm going to be here for a few minutes. Just go poop. I don't care." With that, she walked to the toilet and lowered her pajamas. She said "Lock that door. I need security or it won't come out." I quickly locked the door. As soon as her butt hit the seat, a long hissing fart escaped. Then she peed. The flow seemed a little restricted. Not her usual sound. When the pee stopped, she immediately got a focused look on her face. Every muscle seemed to tense up. The bathroom was already smelling from the pre-poop fart. As she sat there in a locked position I could hear the crackling noise. A little bit, then she would take a break. Then a little more and another break. Finally a big plop. She instantly relaxed and the redness in her face went away. She said "If you say one word, I'll kill you" She peed a little more. It was a forced pee as she pushed out another turd. One final small plop and she was done. She took some paper and wiped while sitting. Then she flushed while seated. She doesn't like me to see her poop.
Oops, I hear her coming now. Bye for now.Jessica W
To Catherine
Hey, thanks to hear from you! I am about ready to go poo while the boys are at school. I sense it's gonna be bigger which it is usual in my case. I don't poop daily.
Annie
Big soft poop 2 hours after breakfast
Got up this morning with a bloated stomach, went to the washroom to pee and brush my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. Had 2 eggs and boiled apple pieces. Ate slowly, chewing well. After breakfast took my 9 AM medications, thanked my caregiver again and went downstairs to my room. A few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put the flip flops on out there, walked to the washroom, pulled my pants and high cut underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big soft poop (one big long soft poop). It seemed to take ages but it was about 30 seconds. P.U. Stunk too! Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, grabbed some (my phone was in my pocket), wiped my vagina first then put the Walmart bag on the floor and stood up to wipe my butt. I wiped really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper especially since my underwear is beige. Finally I was done so I put the toilet paper into the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet.
There was a big soft poop in the toilet taking up most of it. I'm not sure how long or how many feet long it was. But it was medium brown and solid, taking up most of the toilet. P.U. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Pushed back my sleeves and washed my hands at the sink with the liquid soap. Picked up the Walmart bag, opened the door, turned off the light, walked out of the washroom, walked to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, walked in, put the flip flops on in here, dried my hands and that's that. I also refilled my water jug and jar. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieAnnie
I think I'm a bit constipated and reply to Catherine
Hi. Haven't been able to go to the washroom yet since I'm a bit constipated. Not comfortable but hopefully eating healthy, drinking lots of water, the exercise program tomorrow and coffee tomorrow should help get rid of it. Here's hoping.
Bianca
My Post For Today
Hi. I had loose poop after breakfast along with some slight solid poop later. My Taco Bell dinnner gave me the farts which stunk. Some of my farts were long. The notes had a lot of bass, too.I found a story on here about desperation to pee while on the city bus. However, I wouldn't want my pee underwear to go in the dryer. Due to the Hop transitioning to their micro system, I try to avoid toilet emergencies. Bye
What is normal? SURVEY
I volunteer after school as a tutor. I enjoy doing it but a couple of the 9th grade guys are stressing me. And it is all about their hang-ups in taking time to use the school bathroom which is right across the hall from the library we work out of. One freshman comes in, drops his book bag on the chair next to me. Then he is gone for 15, 20 minutes or more using the bathroom. Instead of using the normal bathroom right across the hall, which most of us do, he walks all the way down to the 33rd St. entrance to the building. I'll start with other students, but he gets mad because then he will have to wait maybe a half hour until I get done with the students who were on time or ahead of time.
1. Is it normal for boys to be that particular about which toilet they are going to use?
2. Why or why not?
3. Is it normal for some guys to hold off going to the bathroom until after school?
4. What makes a toilet acceptable or unacceptable for use?
Thanks!
Princess Toadstool Peach
Portable Potty Break doing a Big Thick Poo/Wee with Rosalina
Hello everyone I am Princess Toadstool Peach and today I along with my best friend Princess Rosalina are going for a nice double Porta potty bathroom break together I and Rosalina are looking forward to making a big poo together as well as a wee. We enter the porta potty and lock the door. Inside it's nice and quiet and full of rolls of clean toilet paper and posters that say "Make poo not war!!" or "Flush Freshly!!" or even "Wee Wipe Power!!" I walk over to the porta potty, I lift up the porta potty lid, then I lift up my dress, pull down my royal pink panties to my ankles, give my bottom a little wiggle and then I sit down on the porta potty while Rosalina puts toilet paper on the seat, lift up her dress, pulls her panties down to her knees then very carefully lowers herself down sitting on the porta potty as I read the newspaper and Rosalina hums quite loudly to herself. Then the next moment before we do so we then start to go poo together. Rosalina seems to break wind more than I do. "TOOOOT PAAARRRPP!!l PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK PLOP PLOOP PLOP PLOOP SPLASH!!!" We both release our waste dump out of our bottom poo holes the same time. Then we wee "TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssshhhhh dripdripdrop!!" Woo what a smell we made. As soon as that is done we wipe our bottoms front and back and our vaginas. Finally we both get up, pull up our panties, lift down our dresses and then we flush loudly in response. "FLUSSSSSSssshhhh!!" We're going to talk soonish until later on. Bye bye now!
Travis
Replies and Some Stories
Hi everyone! Thanks to those who have welcomed me following my recent post. It's nice to know that what I wrote was of interest to at least someone.
Catherine - I honestly couldn't tell you what previous alias I may have used, as I don't have it saved elsewhere or have any memory of what I wrote at the time, just that I had written something in the past. If I have time I'll see if I can find the post you're referring to and read it to see if that sounds like me!
Also - regarding the conversation about books and celebrities, I'm not sure if anyone has ever read the Song of Ice and Fire series (the books that the show Game of Thrones is based on) but George RR Martin often openly writes about characters and their pooping in the books. If my memory serves, one of those even includes Daenerys Targaryen, which always excited me because I have a true celebrity crush on Emilia Clarke, the actress who portrayed her. Funny enough, Emilia Clarke has a couple of Instagram posts of her sitting on a toilet, including one time she inadvertently got stuck on one.
I also appreciate what you said about the interest being more common than many may realize. I'm at peace with my wife (I'll refer to her as Ashley) and how she feels about it. I was honestly shocked with myself that I told her to begin with, as it sort of spilled out of me early on while we were dating after a fun night out with some drinks. She could have easily left me, but instead she made me feel okay about it and even tried to indulge that interest by answering questions I may have. She never wanted me to watch or see anything, though, and over time she let me know it just made her feel very uncomfortable. She respects that I have this interest, and I respect that it's simply not her thing.
That being said, there have been many stories involving her over the years, some that she knows I know about and others she does not.
Early on when we were dating, Ashley was extremely shy about pooping and farting. When we started dating we quickly began spending almost every night together at her apartment. I would learn later that she would make herself very uncomfortable simply trying to wait for a time when I wasn't around so she could poop, and that if I fell asleep in bed with her she would actually leave the apartment just to simply let off some farts rather than risk doing so with me in the room and me waking up to the sound or the smell. With time, though, things slowly began to change.
I remember at a certain point Ashley would be willing to poop while I was in the apartment, but she would insist on me staying in the living room and having the TV on. I genuinely tried when she went in there to respect that, but my interest was simply too strong, so I crept up by the bathroom door and crouched down on the floor to listen. The apartment had all hard floors, so the sound traveled easily, and I could see the balls of her feet pressed on the ground while her heels stayed up off the ground. I would come to learn that at the time Ashley struggled with constipation, as she would be in there for a while. I remember laying there simply listening as my heart raced knowing that this beautiful woman I had grown to love was mere feet away from me, sitting on a toilet trying to poop. As I listened, I would finally hear something - KA-PLOOP. A few seconds would go by.... KA-PLOOP. KA-PLOOP. A longer stretch of silence... KA-PLOOP. From what I could tell, it all sounded like large golf balls were dropping and immediately sinking into the toilet. I never heard any grunting or gas, though. Through it all, I felt like my heart was about to burst through my chest from how hard it was beating. When I heard the rustle of toilet paper, I jumped up and ran back to the couch, desperate to hide my excitement in more ways than one. She would come out and have a sheepish look on her face and would quickly try to start conversation on anything else.
This general story happened over several occasions before I eventually confided that I had been eavesdropping. She wasn't thrilled, but she also didn't get as upset as I thought she would. From then on, though, I had to be careful in thwt apartment because she would call out my name and expect me to answer quickly but from the couch. If I answered too late, she would know I was by the door. We would end up moving out of that apartment and into another one that was much more challenging to hear anything.
I'll pause on the stories about her for now - there's plenty more to come, but will save them for future posts.
On my personal end, I haven't really had anything too eventful. For years I used to poop every morning before I hopped in the shower, and the sessions were almost always the same. More recently, though, I simply don't always have time to do that because I also have to help get my young kid ready for their day at daycare. I still tend to poop once a day, but the time may vary.
More recently I've had some stretches where I go 2-3 days without pooping. This isn't intentional, I just never feel the need to go. I realized I was going through another "drought" over the weekend but didn't think much of it - I actually wondered about taking another satisfying poop at my office like I wrote about previously. But Sunday night I really began to feel some intense cramping in my gut, which would subside until I stood up and a sharp pain would return. I realized I couldn't wait and headed to the toilet in our house and proceeded to quickly fill the bowl without much effort. It was late, so I didn't spend much time in there and didn't really note all the details.
I thought after that effort that there was no chance I'd have to poop during work Monday, but to my surprise I felt some gentle rumbling late in the afternoon around 3:00. I decided to just go for it and headed to the men's room. I walked in and found the bathroom had just been cleaned, so I put the seat down and skipped grabbing any liner and instead just sat straight down. The seat had a bit of a chill to it. I peed for a bit and waited to see what my body would do once that finished. I realized it wasn't going to come quickly on its own, so I have the smallest push and felt two tiny air bubbles exit - they barely even made a sound - but somehow that seemed to be enough to get things moving. I just relaxed and heard a bit of crackling as poop began to exit. I heard a soft "Plop" as the crackling continued and could feel pieces breaking off and quietly landing in the toilet below me. Everything was moving slowly but I just let it all happen until it felt like the last piece was ready to exit. At that point I gave a harder push just to finish it off and heard a louder "Plop". I checked the bowl and found five soft but well formed logs, each perhaps an inch or so in diameter and 2-3 inches in length, along with two penny-sized pieces all floating at the top of the water. I flushed everything away and noticed there were a lot of skid marks left behind before I got to wiping. I had no one in the bathroom with me except for one man who came and used one of the urinals as I wiped up, but I did hear quite a bit of flushing in the women's room behind me. I could only wonder if someone was putting on a show in there...
Sorry for writing such a long post - this ended up way longer than expected. I'll keep sharing more stories about my wife and others I've overheard as well as about myself if there's interest (though I can skip any of that of people would prefer I not include certain things).
Take care all,
TravisSam
Lithium Side Effects
Hi everyone. I've posted a couple times on this site, but I'd like to reintroduce myself. I identify as gender non-binary, but generally use the bathroom for my birth sex (male). I'm gonna be 34 in a couple weeks, and I live in the northeast US.
I take Lithium Carbonate for bipolar disorder. It keeps me very stable, but because it's a salt, one of the side effects is that it can draw water out of the body. For me, this means I pee about once an hour and have to drink a lot of water, and that I also have runny poops multiple times most days. My typical schedule is that I pass some soft but solid logs after my morning coffee, then I get flushed out after lunch or so, with a few mushy to watery poops, but not much gas or cramping. At work we have single-user bathrooms, so no one has to know what my poops are like--I think if it was common knowledge, I'd be really embarrassed. But other than that, pooping like this doesn't really bother me.
Happy pooping, whatever your schedules are!
--SamAnnie
Unintentional bladder leakage
Just went to the washroom (pee) and I noticed a wet patch in my underwear and the white part of my beige underwear was yellow! Wtf? Finished going to the washroom, flushed the toilet, washed my hands and went to my room to change underwear and pants. Weird. I went pee earlier a lot in the toilet so I don't understand the leakage. And I'm 38 not 70.Jenny "SIS"
PS Catherine my latest poop experience
I just had an amazing soft poop. 4 large logs came out without plops, just crackles. I have extra appreciation for this poop as recently I have been a little bad with water and fiber lately ( lost of sugar and diet soda) and have had to push out turds a few times the last month. I understand now when I go to a restroom and I hear a woman grunting with their poop. I felt like I was going to pop blood vessel or give birth pushing some logs out a couple time last month. But not this time! So I am extra grateful to be back to my usual log dropping. My logs were very soft and required 6 plus wipes. I lost track after 6 wipes and I courtesy flushed after 4 wipes so I would not clog the toilet with toilet paper...then when I got clean, I felt the urge again and another soft poop came out, this time the log was short and made a plop. I waited and lurked on my phone before I wiped again ( scrolling through toiletstool of course!) Not as messy this time. Got clean after 2 wipes and wiped two more times just in case so my lace thong would not get itchy. We are out of wet wipes.
Also this was poop I was holding in the car on the way home, so I was breathing a little hard in the last few blocks, left some of my stuff in the care and struggled a little getting my key in the front door while I held my cheeks together. I felt like this could be the first time I would poo a solid in my pants, but I made it as I started unbuckling my pants before I got into the bathroom. I also left the door open to save time!!!Nobody
Broke A Personal Record
So I "just" got back from a four-day music festival in Kentucky. I actually got back Sunday night / Monday morning and used Monday to recover. It rained for most of the fest. Thursday was off and on but it left puddles and I ended up having soaked feet for most of the day. My buddy and I went and ate McDonalds before going to bed, which is my guess as to what the precursor was for the next day.
Friday's concert ended up being canceled due to wind (probably afraid the stage(s) would blow over). The McDonald's we ate the night before was doing me in. I woke up at around 4 in the morning and struggled to go back to sleep. It took a few minutes to figure out why. The urge hit and I waddled to the bathroom. By the time I got to the toilet, the urge got desperate. Sat down and did my thing, got up and went back to bed. Still couldn't fall asleep. Eventually, I learned why. Got up and went for a round two (heheh). As before, I got very desperate by the time I got to the toilet. Sat down and blasted a hefty fart. I felt better, but I knew not to stand up yet. A minute or so later proved it to be a good call as I sat there and pushed. This time, though, I started feeling very nauseous. Had to push carefully because I was afraid of emptying my stomach.
I eventually finished without incident and went back to bed and struggled some more to fall asleep, though I did manage to this time (about two hours after initially waking up). I got woken up by my buddy who informed me the concert that day was currently postponed until further notice. An update was soon posted that the concert would start at around 5 PM. It later got pushed again to between 6 and 7 PM and they managed to get curfew extended to make up for the delays. At around 6:30-not too long after we arrived in the parking lot-we got a final update that it was straight-up cancelled for the day, so we went back to the hotel.
Now, throughout the entirety of this particular day, I had been very gassy. I was letting one rip every few minutes. Not only that, but I also had the poops. I had managed to beat my personal record for most trips to the toilet [within a 24 hour period]. That record now stands at 6. I sometimes read about how drinking can lead to poop accidents (I read it a fair amount on this site) and I never fully understood how. Well, now I know. I don't usually drink, but my buddy does. He was buying but we were splitting it. It seemed like every single sip I took had something wanting to exit my rear end. I'd take a sip and within a minute, I was pushing something out. Eventually, my guts calmed down and I managed to keep my pants clean.
The next day's concert was put into full swing at the scheduled time. Some of the bands were bumped from the list to make room for some of the bands that couldn't play the previous day. Unfortunately, Slayer were already on the plane back to California, so they couldn't play. And the rain; oh god, the rain. Nearly the whole entire day, it rained. My poor, cloth shoes are still completely covered in dirt. I almost slid and fell a few times. That would have been tragic. My main concern, however, was my previous day's experience. Sure enough, I ended up needing to drop a load.
I went to the portapotties and claimed an empty one. The seat was wet, but options were limited. I grabbed a wad of TP and dried the seat off and then planted myself down. I spent as little time as I could before leaving and meeting back up with my friend. Thankfully, there was no round two that needed released. Didn't even need to go back to pee. Heh, while I was debating on whether to try to hold it or just go ahead and go, I thought about the story that was kinda recently told here of someone pooping themself at a music festival, so I had a little help when it came to deciding which of the two negatives I'd rather deal with (if it ever came to needing to deal with either).
And on one final note, the day the concert was cancelled. My buddy and I were on the elevator at the hotel going to our room. I wanted to push a fart out with all my strength, but it had that feeling behind it that told me it was a bad idea, so I let it out slowly (but as fast as I was comfortable with). It was like a five second blast and my buddy started laughing because holy crap lol, but then the elevator doors opened up and we started to get off and noticed two more waiting to get on. Thinking about how their ride down probably went had me laughing my butt off into the next day.Jenny "SIS"
MD Dan- There is such a beautiful of athletes of all sizes and shapes. The time and effort spent on the body often leads to health and beauty. An along with that beauty, especially but not limited to women, is that need for healthy bodily functions, going in and out! Yes, I rarely see women pull their pants or underwear down to their knees in public restrooms, but when they do, they often have tennis shoes, shorts, yoga pants and scrubs! I can count on one hand the number of times I have seen some skids on another woman's underwear.
Women- do you pull you underwear all the way down in the restroom? Have you seen skidmarks on someone else's underwear this way? Men can answer this too. My husband says most men pull their pants all the way down in public restrooms and skidmarks are hard to see on boxer's but a given in white briefs.
Skidmarked in Columbia- I have not felt like I pooped myself " a little" like I have read about a few times in this forum. I have felt like that a few times after holding in a poop at work or on a ride home, but never "touched cloth" with a turd. The poops I have had in my pants were diarrhea and "sharts" from being sick. My skidmarks are mainly from wiping my big booty (size 6, 5'5," 130 lb) with sub par 1 ply, wiping in a hurry, or just leaving a little poo behind from wiping something I can't see with my own eyes. It's amazing so many people wear white underwear without skidmarks (Hi Catherine ...hahah)
Catherine -this SIS loves the SPAS! I didn't know you used bidets! yes those are a secret weapon against skids. I have even gotten skids using wet wipes one or twice, but the freshness of bidets are amazing! Although it feels a little mischievous to be a wearing little dirty and cute underwear under a professional or flattering outfit! Glad to hear from you as often as you can. I know in the past you have taken official breaks from posting as well as the unofficial/unintentional breaks we often take from posting. I remember feeling a little sad when you took one official break but so happy with all the positive changes you were having! Whether you post once a week, month or year, I'm grateful from when ever we hear from you! hugs (sorry I farted, I feel a poop coming on...)
Sandra- I think there are a 100 and one reasons to have fears about pooping in public restrooms, from the cleanliness to the openness, at least in many Amercian restrooms compared to what Anna from Austria describes in Europe and Chakamami describes in Asia
Norm- aww yes! I looked up the archives and you were referencing my restaurant story from page 3084 (about July 10 2024)! I saw that server again the other day. We kind of exchanged unspoken smiles. I hopped into the bathroom to pee and she quickly whispered, "don't worry, we are stocked" and smiled before I got in. She was right as I got a surprise turd with me pee! The toilet paper was pretty nice for a public restroom and my pink thong stayed pretty clean, though it didn't stay on long after dinner...
Men- Do you ever have to poop while peeing in a urinal? As a women, it is convenient when this sensation happens while I am peeing already sitting down, especially since most of my poops are so fast. I know some women don't like to display to men that they are pooping but ok saying they are going pee. I have had a few friends I have seen excusing themselves to pee, even though no one asks, and they are gone for at least 10 minutes ( and as a women yes I am aware there are other surprises when you pee beside a poop...but that's for a different forum). REcently I had a girlfriend do the same thing, and I used the bathroom right after here in my home and he obviously not only pooped, but tried to cover the smell with a spray!
Gotta poop now. Black thong day so who knows if I will be
-Skidmarked in Seattle
Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Hi
I've been watching the andrex advert lately that talks about getting comfortable about pooping in a public loo and that 47% aren't comfortable.
I quite looking pooping when out and sometimes it can avoid leaving a big smell in the house :)
I had one today at Waitrose I had been brewing a poo and decided to go and do it before shopping in Waitrose. When I got there the single toilet was free and I went to do my business. I pulled my jeans and briefs down and had a lovely 2-3 minute poo which consisted of a few easy logs that flew out without much effort.
As usual the wipe up was a bit messy.
I left feeling very relieved and went shopping.STEPHEN.P
POOPIING IN CAMPERVAN
Spent last night in camper woke this morning had a wee then needed to poop sat on ADVENTURIDGE pottie for ten minutes could not poop,I went in house had two packets of LAXIDO then two mugs of tea .checked my emails then came back to camper and sat on pottie again had a wee then done a NUMBER TOO,
I sat on the pottie for ten minutes as it was a slow large load and was very enjoyable hope same again tomorrowSTEPHEN .P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Came back from GYM yesterday evening took my bag into the shed ,had a wee in the THETORD 33 pottie then climbed into camper.I took off my top trainers and jogging bottoms then comfortable in a sleeping bag watched a video at eight pm the video finished sat on ADVENTURIDGE pottie and went a NUMBER TOO wiped then back into sleeping bag I used the pottie a few times during the night for a wee.
The phone alarm woke me at 06:30 this morning ,had another wee then dressed went into house had two satchets of LAXIDO then two cops of tea
I cleared all the crockery then done some washing and put it on the line .
I went into the shed again had a wee and tooj clothing from the bag took to kitchen and washed the had another twa mugs of tea I washed cleaned my teeth got dressed then went to the campervan . the pottie was still in the galley area put paper on the back of bowl pulled down my jogging bottoms and pants and sat down.
A few minutes later had a wee then done a NUMBER TOO which took three minutes then tore three sheets of ELSAN BLUE toilet paper from the roll on the door and wiped then tore another three and wiped I pulled up my jogging bottoms and pants .the toilet bowl was full of poop up to three inches from the seat ,it was a really good shit .
I pulled the slide cleaned bowl then emptied in the drain
I'm a Male from the UK. I was travelling back to Birmingham today and whilst on the trip I got a big urge to have a poop. I had just passed a service station so it took 20-30 minutes before I was able to pull into a smaller service station with a petrol station and a costa coffee.
I parked up as quickly as I could and went for Costa as the toilets are nicer and I could have a hot chocolate afterwards.
When I got in I went straight to the toilets and had to wait as both were engaged and 1 lady waiting. It didn't take long and a gent came out allowing the lady to go in. I waited a few more minutes and it looked lie 2 sisters joined behind me. Finally a minute later the other toilet flushed and a lady in her late 50's came out. She was very pretty and had left a pooey/perfumey smell in the toilet. Ahhhhhh
I hurried in, got my jeans down and boxers down sat down and let a rather large fart as as some semi soft sausages flew out. Ohhhh the relief. I had a couple more and surprisingly I was done. The wipe up though was quite messy and took quite a few sheets. I flushed, washed my hands and came out much relieved ready for my Hot Chocolate.
MD Dan
A couple Quick Stories and Reply to Jenny
Hi Jenny! The MD in my name stands for Maryland (the state I'm from). I work in the construction industry and am not a medical doctor. Athletes are definitely more open about bodily functions than others, in my experience. I remember lots of people openly farting, pooping, and even vomiting when needed (mostly in track and football). Never any shame or second thought given to it. Just get out what you need to get out and move on. Of course there were some jokes and quips that would be made in the moment for especially eventful expulsions (of any type) but all in a friendly way. I did used to peak into the girls bathroom in high school during track events if I happened to be walking by and the door was open. I could see the girls' feet under the stall doors and most of the time, their shorts/leggings would be all the way down at their feet and they seemed to have a very relaxed posture.
Quick story from work. So I got in yesterday morning and Claire was the only other one there with me for a bit. I was over by the women's room and Claire comes rushing out of her office and quickly ran into the bathroom. I hear her lower her pants and sit down and I continue what I was doing. About 5 minutes later the toilet flushes and she comes out, grinning sheepishly. Because of our experience from the last post I made, she just looks at me and says, "Let me tell you, I've got the opposite problem now! That is the second time this morning I've needed to go to the toilet! I had to go right when I woke up, and I was fighting it all the way here. I thought I was going to shit myself just now!" I told her she could go home if she wasn't feeling well. She said, "Oh, no! I've got work to do. I'm not going home just because of this." She walked back to her office and not 10 minutes later, she came running out again. When got got closer to me she said, "Sorry, boss, I need the toilet again!" and ran into the bathroom. This time, I listened a little more closely. I heard her sit down and a short cascade of soft poop falling into the toilet with a bubbly series of farts. After that, I moved on to my own work for the day and didn't see or hear anything else from her but she didn't go home early.
One more quick story about Kate. She spent the night recently and the next morning, I woke up and decided to take a quick shower. She was still sleeping, though in the process of waking up. I needed to poop so I got the shower running to warm up and took a seat. I let out one really long piece and a couple smaller ones. Nothing crazy but I felt much better. I hopped in the shower, not flushing the toilet yet, and about halfway through I hear Kate come into the bathroom. She said, "Hey, I need to poop!" The way she said it was more of an announcement rather than asking permission for anything. We're very comfortable with this now and it's pretty much assumed there isn't a problem going in front of each other. I said ok and she walked over to the toilet, lowering her underwear and lifting the lid. When she lifted the lid she giggled and said, "Oh wow, looks like you beat me to it! Will it make the water hot if I flush?" I said it would and she shouldn't flush while I was in the shower. She said, "Ok, I won't" and took a seat. Inside the shower, I couldn't really hear anything but I could see her sitting on the toilet looking at her phone and after a minute, a pungent smell started filling the air. After another minute, the smell was quite powerful and she waved her hand in front of her face and said, "Whew! Sorry about the smell! This is a bad one! Hahaha" I told her it wasn't a problem and I finished up my shower. She was still on the toilet when I got out and started drying off. Turns out she was just waiting for me because she stood up, turned the shower back on, gave me a big kiss, and got right in the shower. I took a look in the toilet and she had completely filled the rest of it up with a bunch of little soft pieces of poop, covering up the poop I left in there. There was so much it started coming above the water. It was impressive, to say the least.
That'll do it for today, I think. Take care, everyone!Annie
To John H re: pads
Hi John. I'm living with a long time friend who has known me since I was 17. I rent a room in her house (other people and I rent rooms here and pay rent to help her pay for her house). I'm divorced (no need for sympathy. It wasn't working) and I wanted to come home to my home country (Canada). So my friend is helping me by letting me rent a room here (I'm the only woman here with 2-3 other guys renting rooms). I stay here until my worker calls me and says my place through housing is ready.
Now re: the pads. My caregiver buys everything including my pads, and after I use them I roll them up (no wrapper) and put them in a clear plastic bag. That's how she wants to throw them in the compost. I was always raised to wrap them in the wrapper and put them either in the bedroom garbage or underneath other garbage in the kitchen.
Hopefully that answers your question.Audrey
Tina:
I loved both of you're stories, I'm also a big fan of peeing and pooping in places, the toilet is so lame! Do you have any other favorite places you've gone? Changing rooms are such a blessing for this, and going booty to booty with another girl is such a great idea that I'll have to try out with some of my friends!
Robin and Victoria: did you get to try using the buckets and the bath? It's a lot of fun to experiment with, trust me!
Annie
To John H
Hi John. You asked about where I throw the pads out after I change them. I usually grab a clean pad, go to the washroom, change, put it in my pocket, flush the toilet, wash my hands and take my Walmart bag (with my toilet paper, etc) to my room. In my room I keep a bag where I put the dirty pads. When the bag gets full I take it upstairs, tie the bag, put it near the door and someone takes it out with the garbage and compost. It's not fun, but have to do this until menopause.