Tig
Hi, My name is Tiegan or Tigs or just Tig for short and I am new to the site, my first ever post.
I actually came across this Website by accident.
Throughout my life I've suffered from constant constipation and I was searching online for possible cures. (what I normally do)
Usually I come across the same suggestions - laxatives, diet etc. even a thing called a Squatty Potty.
But today I ended up here, at 'The Toilet' and considering I am actually sitting on the toilet while writing this, seems quite appropriate to read a few posts and write one myself.
Obviously, I do a fair bit of browsing when on the toilet as I can spend a bit of time in here.
I am also hoping that someone one out there has any suggestions, I'm sure I am not the only woman to suffer this problem
My last movement was about five days ago, so I'm guessing its time to take some laxatives as I am starting to feal bloated.
After taking the laxatives I will come back to 'The Toilet' to describe how it went. Hopefully good.
So far today not much to say about my daily visit.
I was a bit hopeful at first though as after sitting down I started off with handful of farts (I was pushing a bit)
The first fart was a little hisser, the second and third were quite loud and echoed and boomed noisily in the bowl.
They smelled quite strong as well. Farts are okay, but I just wish I could do more.
Very Lucky to be at home as I hate other people hearing my farts in a public toilet and I sit much more comfortably on my own private toilet.
And sometimes when on the toilet, I fart rather a lot, something to do with constipation I believe.
Well glad to find this site and all being well, I will return later with good news.
Ladies report for Curious Guy
What do ladies do in public restrooms and what do others do?
In middle school where 90% of the toilets didn't have privacy doors if you had to poop you waited for one of the privacy doors to open on 2 of the 10 toilets that had one. If I had to wee, I would drop my clothing to the floor. It is much more comfortable, especially since sometimes my nerves can get the best of me when I want to start my wee. Pressure can hurt me getting my wee started. To poop, I used one of the private toilets, even if time ran out during passing period and the line was long. Then I would get a pass from my teacher and crap with more privacy during class time. If I was crapping at the far end of the room I didn't worry too much about my leisurely sit. Most of the time no one else came in to interrupt my privacy. So it was clothing at floor level.Annie
to Thunder and constipation relieved finally!
Hi Thunder. Yes I as a baby was born 2 months early and I grew up having random bad headaches, absence seizures as a young child, frequent headaches (wasn't helped either that I didn't drink enough water because I thought water tasted gross. I wanted juice. I ate a healthy diet but a lack of water and only sometimes having exercise caused constipation and a lot of me straining, me needing a suppository as a baby and clogging the toilet often as a kid and teenager). I had absence seizures as a really little girl (which my mom thought were allergies because I would stare off into space with a not-all-there look on my face), they eventually turned into me coming and asking for a Tylenol when I had a headache. Once afterwards I fell backwards (and had to be caught and lowered to the floor) and another time I complained about not feeling well (I had the stomach flu) on Valentine's Day 2002. My mom didn't believe me and I lost consciousness (I was sitting at the top of the stairs in our house) and slid down the stairs on my knees. Have been in and out of the hospital multiple times with seizures before the tumour was found, about half of it was removed and am on tons of medications.
Now for my story. I had been constipated unfortunately for a couple or few days and couldn't get out anything except for a couple of hard nugget type poops. I think my caregiver could tell since my stomach was sticking out more. Usually if things are okay with me my stomach is smaller. It has always been like that, even when I was a skinny young girl. Now I'm not skinny but not fat either just kinda blah. I had been feeling uncomfortable and bloated and couldn't get out more than hard chunks. About an hour and a half ago I finished dinner (mushy soupy rice with carrots, cabbage, beef in chili sauce). It tasted good. I took my meds after dinner, took my water jar downstairs and felt the urge to poop badly. I grabbed the Walmart bag, walked out of my room (I was still wearing the beige flip flops), turned off the light, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light and closed the door. Walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and WHOOSH all the pee came out. Pushed and a huge hard poop came out slowly but the relief was great. Damn. The last of it came out and laid in the toilet. I pushed to see if anything else needed out. Nope. Pushed back my sweater sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, grabbed some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag and put the Walmart bag on the floor. Wiped my vagina first then leaned forward to wipe my butt. The toilet paper was a little messy but that's it. Nothing that bad. Put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs, stood up, pulled my black sweatpants and black boy shorts underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow! The toilet was full of pee and a long solid poop was in it. I'm not sure how long it was (feet or inches) but it looked like a thick branch. I even said "Holy shit" when I saw it. Now to flush it. Flush. Yup surprisingly it went down. I flushed again to be sure. Yup. Walked to the sink, washed my hands, turned off the tap (one of those taps that you push it down gently), grabbed the Walmart bag, opened the door, turned off the light, walked to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, opened the door and walked in. Put on the flip flops in here, dried my hands on the towels in here, came to the bed and have been writing this for quite a while. I feel much better (though not yet 100% empty), I have been drinking enough water and have been relaxing. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieDavid P
Update
Hi again just a quick post
Emily - welcome to the site, enjoyed your story. Your experience reminded me of when I was a little boy in primary school with autism. I had chronic constipation as I was scared to use the toilets and so I had accidents alot and the overflow that has been described on this forum endless times. I am so glad I got over that phobia and the constipation to. By the time I was ready to move up to high school as a pre teen I was fine. Must be tricky at high school going through that, but you seem to be doing ok?
Jasmin K - How are you Jaz? How is the constipation right now? I really miss your stories, do come back!
Abbie - I know I posted many times to you and you probably not reading these posts, but in the off chance you do. I miss you on the forum and hearing your updates. How is the constipation lately? - maybe you are the same but as I get older, now in my mid 20s even if I do not go for a poo in a week which happens rarely like it did last week and just went for a poo after 5 days, it was still really easy and came out smooth without even any pushing. Where before it would be really hard work and painful. Not sure but my bowels seem to be easier as I get older. I kind of miss it and would like a good pushing session like the ones you used to describe, gosh was like my young child years when I last had a poo like one of those.
Not much to say other than I was having loose poos and so I was forced to change my diet as I was having to go for a poo every day at work as well as home, and it was quite smelly and embarrassing. Also even if it was very soft and mushy I was having to strain and push to the point of going dizzy at work which wasn't nice. The poos were just mush and not in log shape. So now the fibre has been cut out, I eat very little veg and mostly white bread and protein. I go every 4 days usually now unless I eat something with too much fibre in it or nuts then I have to go every other day. I went 6 days without a poo the other week and the other day 5 days without opening my bowels and you would not guess it, but I just sat on the toilet and even though these snakes were absolutely massive and blocked the toilet I never even had to push once! Like what! These logs just slide straight out!!! I don't even squat anymore as it is so easy.
Questions for all - Why is it called opening your bowels? I am curious, like what is opening when you poo? Also I am curious as Abbie used to post about her logs getting sucked back in when she stopped pushing, that has only happened to me as a child and never since and so I am curious why this happens? and if anyone has any stories of it happening? Also I am curious to want to experience this as it sounds interesting yet it never happens to me, so not sure how to get it to happen??Victoria & Robyn
The Costco Challenge
Hey guys!
Recently we noticed a decline in quality of our preferred Cottonelle Ultra toilet paper and have decided it's no longer worth the money. Robyn, the scientist of the house, jumped on the opportunity to pour over the information and turn it into a cost-benefit analysis but then we still couldn't decide. Until we came back here and thought about our old friend Jenny that is!
We noticed that the width of each sheet on Costco toilet paper is more than what we were used to, more than 2/3 of an inch wider. This got the wheels turning and then the connection was made. "Vic. You know how Jenny wipes with this? She's got a pair of buns on her too-it might work better for curvier butts!" This got Robyn pinched on one of the cheeks that makes up half of hers but then I realized something. She had a point, and one that became even stronger when we saw it was two-ply.
That sealed it. We ordered a 6-pack and are looking forward to trying it after our own BMs. We'll be sure to give the verdict here.
PS: Jenny thank you and we hope you don't mind that we talk about your butt. The feeling we got is that you wouldn't care lol. Love you!
We'll be back soon. Next time Robyn has a story direct from one of the stalls in a work bathroom!
Hugs and kisses to all,
Love,
Victoria
&
Robyn!
Annie
To Thunder
Hi you were asking about my neurological problems, brain surgery and toileting habits. I was born with lesions in my brain (born 2 months early and the lesions eventually turned into a benign tumour). I had quite a few seizures which I was hospitalized for mostly. During one of those visits I was in a coma and had a stroke. That's when the tumour was found and a lot of it was removed in July 2013. I still go in for MRIs 2x a year, follow ups, etc. As for me being constipated no I don't need to be accompanied on the toilet. I need to increase the amount of warmish-hot water I drink, continue to eat healthy and do exercises in my room (and at my once a week exercise program for people with acquired brain injuries) and I can usually go quite a bit. Good luck with your constipation. I have had it off and on since I was a very small baby. I'm now a 5'11" 38 year old.
Chakamami (hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
some correction
First, we also wish to Catherine best wishes for your birthday! A bit late, we are sorry, but we hope you have wonderful year with your nice family and lovely friend Beth and you enjoy many happy times on loo and in all other place too. Maho's birthday just after yours.
Mina found two mistakes in a last post (about Maho) so she correct.
After Maho did huge mierda with squat and then sat down on toilet, it says eight splashes, but actually it was nine splashes. Missing one was after "Maho giggle little bit" it says one splash, but actually it was two splashes. Kazu pull down panties and said, "please spank" but crushes refused. We are very gratitude to Kazu for her wonderful memo. So we kiss her instead of spank.
Mina also deserve spank, because she write "about 3 minus" and it should be "about 2 minutes". So Mina also pull down panties, but crushes refuse to spank. Mina is silly girl and bad typist, but crushes kissed her.
Next time, Mina will type very very carefully. Sorry to everyone.
Love to Everyone.
Chakamami
STEPHEN.P
I wanted to ensure I had a NUMBER TOO before I left house this morning as I would be driving to ????.as the bedroom wee pottie had to be emptied I sat on and tried to poop and failed so carried it to the garage then walked down the road hoping it would loosen my bowels.
When I arrived at the field felt the urge for a BM so walked into the field down with jogging bottoms and pants as soon as I was in squatt position I had a wee then a NUMBER TOO used four sheets of toilet paper .
Thursday, October 31, 2024
Thunder
To Annie and Shayna
Firstly Annie. You said you had neurological problems and had a brain operation. You mentioned you were constipated. Should you be accompanied whilst on the toilet in such situations? My continence nurse recommends it . I am very likely to call in at my therapist ( if she is there and have a small enema and help me poo in her presence . Will report back if I do . To Shayna ….. how good and liberating does it feel after a big BM ? ThunderAnnie
Somewhat hard poop
Hi everyone been kind of constipated so didn't feel like posting since I was only passing small nugget-like poops. Nothing substantial. My stomach has been pretty bloated over the last couple of days and I have been eating healthy and a good amount. I've also been increasing the water I drink too. Just finished dinner (a plate of rice with small shrimp, green peppers, chili peppers, green leafy vegetables), took my medications and a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, put the flip flops on outside my room, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, went into the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my baggy sweatpants and high cut green underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first (a long pee) then pushed out a hard poop. It didn't feel good coming out of my butt (haven't been drinking enough water lately). I pushed out the last of it, pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, grabbed some, put the roll back into the Walmart bag and put the Walmart bag on the floor. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and started wiping my butt. I wiped until my butt was clean and put the toilet paper into the toilet. Pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a hard medium brown poop and a bunch of little pieces sitting in the toilet. I'm not sure how long the poop was but it was long and hard. Flushed the toilet and it went down and had to flush again because a piece of toilet paper was still there. Yup everything went down fine. Washed my hands at the sink, grabbed the Walmart bag, opened the door, turned off the light and left the washroom. Went to my room, took the ugly beige flip flops off, turned on the light, opened the door, went into my room, put those flip flops on, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here, came to the bed and now writing this. I feel better after pooping that out though it hurt and I'm not 100% empty yet. Hopefully later after more water I will be. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnniePrincess Toadstool Peach
Big Road Trip Poo Wee Break with my BFF Rosalina & Bethany!
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am on a road trip with my best friends forever Princess Rosalina and Bethany Alice Mild. But right now we're stopping for a bit to go use the restroom. All of us have to go make a quick pee and a poo badly. Since there isn't any restrooms from miles away I guess we have to nature call it. All of us go behind a big leafy green bush I lift up my dress, pull down my panties to my anilez, wiggle my bottom and drop a squat. I could just see Rosalina's silky smooth pubes on her vagina same with Bethany as they all squat too after pulling down their shorts to their knees and then Bethany farted loudly "PFFFFFTTT!!" I and before we knew it she was starting to wee same with myself and Princess Rosalina loudly tinkling in response "TSSSSSSSSssssssssssssshhhh dripdripdrop!!" Then we all started pushing for we heard a loud crackle and a lot of hot gas build up in our bowels. Slowly I released a big brown thick lump of poo from my bottom poo hole I pushed again and more came oozing out. Bethany was a little nauseous from the smell of my waste dump but never the less she needed to be able to do a poo too. And that's exactly what she did! Huge long and smooth snakes of poo dropped next to Bethany's feet. "Impressive!" Admitted Rosalina. "But can you do this big load?" She began pooing a big pile of chunky brown crap that fell to the ground. I and Bethany couldn't help but laugh. Then I pulled out some toilet paper and we all began wiping our vaginas between our legs and then our bottoms nice and clean. Then we quickly pulled up our panties or shorts, I lifted down my dress and then we continued our road trip. Hopefully we can find some toilets we can use instead of peeing or pooing in the bushes. OK bye bye now oh and also Happy Birthday Catherine sorry it's so late but better late than never teehee! Hope you had a nice day!!
Gemma
Questionnaire
How important is privacy when you need to poop?
Very, I only do it at home alone in the house
Have you ever pooped in a public toilet with the toilet door open? No, I've never pooped in public bathroom
Do you find the stink in a public toilet tiresome or merely inevitable? Fact of life
Do you regularly count the turds in your average bowel movement? If so, how many turds are there? Mine are generally hard pebbles and I do 9 or 10 when I go
Do you produce floating or sinking turds? Floats mostly
Do you regularly get skidmarks in your underclothes? (be honest)
Not normally
Do you do a courtesy flush after the first few turds have fallen?
I'm home alone so don't bother
Have you ever written graffiti on the doors of public toilets? If so were the graffiti texts or drawings? (You do not need to give any details) Not that I remember
Skidmarked from Columbia
Questions and replies
How many pairs of underwear have you skid marked or had an accident so bad you had to throw them away?
I wonder how many of you ran out of toilet paper during the pandemic and skid marked your underwear or pants because of that(for those commando).
I wonder how many famous people and celebrities come on here ;) I try to keep myself "unknowable" because if I let out where I'm from or certain "phrases" I normally use" (I have a distinct personality) you might actually recognize me in real life. "The best part of this place is being anonymous.
I also wonder who on this site I ran into or even met and never knew? Haha I can only imagine.
Reply to Jenny Skidmarked from Seattle - the difference between a poop stain and a skid mark is that if you get a poop stain you gotta change your underwear. A skid mark is when you can tell you wiped but there's a tiny line left. Honestly I think they both make me want to read the stories here more.Thunder
As Seen on TV
There is a series on TV in Australia right now ( something like Neighbours or Ramsay Street ) but is about retired rugby league players and brain damage revealing itself in later life . There was one retired fella at a barbecue and he went to the toilet and had a " wee wee" but the camera focused on his actual penis and showed the flow of urine coming from it into the toilet . Then another man did the same thing! There was nothing nit clearly shown . Those two actors did well performing for the camera . Not shy ! A couple of years ago there was a piece on using a mobile phone on the toilet. It showed a youngish woman, side view texting then she wipes her bottom . You could not see her face front on but if you knew that girl you might recognise her from the side view . Thunder
Kerri
Mid poop interruption
My husband and I recently took a weekend trip to Las Vegas to see a concert and have a get away. On the first morning I was able to take my normal daily poop without any issues, but on the second morning I was just able to let out some toots while. Trying to go. While I
was getting ready I asked my husband if he would run to Starbucks and get me a drink, I thought the coffee may help me get things moving. I locked the door behind because I was going to try on some outfits and see what looked better. While doing this I let out a pretty big toot and got an urge to poop. I grabbed my phone and glasses and headed into the bathroom and sat down on the toilet naked. I peed and immediately let out a long fart that really stunk. I sat there for a couple of minutes waiting on the poop to start and my first turd finally came, it was pretty small and I still had more. I kept having pretty stinky gas and a couple more little poops fell but my ???? was still full. My husband returned and knocked on the door, I did a quick wipe and put on my robe to answer the door. I sat my phone and glasses by the vanity and closed the toilet lid without flushing. I answered the door and thanked my husband for my Starbucks. He said he had to pee super bad and headed straight for the toilet before I could tell him what I was doing. He lifted the seat and saw my turds in there and I started laughing and said I was mid poo. He peed pretty quickly and I sat back while he washed his hands. The main part of my poop decided to come right out and 3 big logs fell followed by long toot, we both laughed, I looked between my legs and did a courtesy flush. I sat there for a few more minutes and let out some gas and a few little poops, I wiped up and jumped in the shower. My husband sat on the toilet and did his business much quicker than me and joined me in the shower.James M.
Ever know you were going to have an accident?
Hi, last weekend, I was at a church function with two old friends of the family in a tourist town a couple of hours drive from where I live. After that, we had lunch & decided to go on a river boat cruise, Their names are Virginia & Charlotte. Shortly after we left the dock I felt my stomach getting upset & I felt I might have to use a restroom I asked the tour guide if there was an emergency restroom on board & she said "No, sorry, there are restrooms at a shore landing we make in about an hour.' She asked me if I was going to be OK until then & I just said " I hope so!" Virginia & Charlotte heard all of this so they knew this. All of the sudden, it came on real strong & I turned to Virginia & said "Oh my God, I'm not gonna make the restroom!" She said "Oh no Jimmy, I don't know what to tell you, all you can do is sit through an accident in your clothes I guess!" Charlotte said " Oh my Gosh! Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy what are we gonna do if you have an accident?!"
About a couple minutes later, I had the accident. First time I I've had an accident since I was a kid. Without going into detail, we made the best of it.
The only other accidents I remember were 2 wetting accidents in Elementary school. The first one was in second grade when I had to pee really bad on the school bus in the morning. the bus route took over an hour to pick up all of the kids. we lived out in the county. I told the bus diver I had to go really bad. She gave me a sheet of cloth type of thing & told me I'd just have to go back to the back seat where no other kids were, cover my lap with that, & wet my pants & then to stay on the bus once we got to school & she would take me in to the office so they could take me to the nurse's office.
The second accident as a kid was when I was older than most kids ever have an accident. It was in the 4th grade. I had to pee really bad one day & the teacher told me I could not go until the end of the class period. I told her I couldn't hod it that long. She said "Well jimmy, I guess we are going to have to have a wetting accident at our desk, aren't we?! I remember I started crying & the wetting started a couple minutes later.
Those were my accidents as a kid. I had never had an accident as an adult, but last week when I realized I was going to miss the restroom..poop this time, I had about the same reaction as when I was a kid. I got scared & started crying. knowing you are going to have an accident is just as traumatizing as an adult as when it happens as a child. It's just knowing you are about to be really embarrassed. Then ofcourse it's what happens to your clothes.
Costa dump
I went to Costa recently and I was feeling a slight urge to poo amd decided I'd go smd enjoy it at Costa. As I was driving their the urge increased (maybe my body knowing I was going to poop)
When I got there I was quite desperate but I decided to hold it and ordered a hot chocolate and grabbed a table it was opposite the two single toilets so I didn't have far to go.
I did a bit of people watching and a few ladies amd a gent came amd went to the loo. Then a very pretty 60 Yr old came in to the cafe and walked straight to the toilets. One toilet was occupied so she went straight into the other. She looked on a mission. I was wondering pee or poo and after 5-6 mins and no movement I reckoned it was a poo. Just then a gent replaced the lady in the other cubicle amd I decided I'd have my poo (and hopefully replace the lady).
A few minutes later with another lady waiting the 60yr old came out and I got to go in. I was desperate know and there was a definite scent of poo and perfume and some big skidmarks. I sat down and immediately two l9gs flew our. Quite soft but still formed. I had a bit more soft serve and a long pee. The wipe up was very messy but I was feel8ng a lot of relieve and pretty turned on by my relieving dump
I flushed washed and left feeling relieved
Gemma
Standoff interrupted
I was working in the office a couple of Mondays ago and needed a wee so left my desk and went to the bathroom. Our bathroom is 3 stalls and 2 sinks opposite, as I walked in I noticed the 2 end ones were occupied so I had to take the middle one. I wiped the seat down and sat down. Everything was absolutely silent in there, not a sound from either side of me. I'm a bit shy so was struggling to get my flow going and still no sound either side, somehow I managed to get my flow going and had my wee but thought I'd sit there and see if there was any movement - none. As I decided to wipe, the lady to my left sighed and I heard toilet paper and we both flushed. As I got to the sinks, Emily came out of the stall and washed her hands looking really worried, as we walked out I asked if she was ok. When we got out of the bathroom she whispered she'd stayed round her boyfriends all weekend and had held her poo since Friday as her boyfriends apartment was so small and she was too nervous to use the bathroom there.
I asked if she was ok now and she said no, every time she'd tried this morning as soon as she sat down someone came on the bathroom. She then stopped walking and said can you come back to the bathroom with me and check if it's empty so I can go while you guard it, I'm really desperate. I of course said ok and we went back in the bathroom where there was a lady by the sink washing up but all stalls were empty. She then re-takes the same stall she had before and asks me to sit in the one next to her, once the lady by the sinks left, I heard toilet roll being torn and I assume placed on the seat as there was so much of it being torn off. Once she sat down she apologised to me but she hoped if someone saw 2 stalls occupied they wouldn't take the third.
I and Emily are quite close at work and we are friends outside of work too, she's a 5'10 blonde lady and I reckon could have been a model.
We'll after a couple of minutes I heard Emily breathing quite heavily then she held her breath and this massive thud and Emily trying to catch her breath. Emily in a strained apologised again to which I said we all have to do it and you've never been with me when I have to. Then another massive plop comes and Emily breathing heavily again, again she said sorry and that she doesn't normally do this at work and was so embarrassed. Then another massive thud and Emily said she was done, the whole bath stunk by this point. We Emily flushed and came out of the stall and was bright red, we go to the sinks and she apologised again for doing it at work but asked if she could rely on me if it happens again as she's staying at her boyfriends in a couple of weeks time.
Annie
To Thunder and constipation story
Hi Thunder. I have had constipation issues since I was a baby (born 2 months early and the neurological problems are seizures that I'm heavily medicated for. I had brain surgery in July 2013 to remove most of the benign ????our). I don't need to be accompanied on the toilet though if my body gives me seizure warning signs then I wait until I'm okay until I go.
Right now I'm constipated which sucks. I eat a very healthy diet thanks to my caregiver preparing my and her family and I think the other tenants meals. I drink as much water as possible (each of us keep a big water jug and jar in our room, fill the jar, microwave it and drink it. I just refilled the jug and jar upstairs). Slowly taking sips of water now and then and taking sips of one cup of tea (I get one a day because of not needing to take my meds at lunchtime). So hopefully with keeping hydrated I can get rid of this beast out of my body. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. This year is zooming!
Happy pooping!
AnniePrincess Toadstool Peach
Needed a Long Road Trip Wee + a Poo too with Best friends!!!
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I and my best friends Princess Rosalina and Bethany Alice Mild have just arrived at our hotel for our road trip. We were so tuckered out after a long day travelling that we all needed some sleep. Rosalina was the first one to nod off. She climbed into her bed and began falling into a deep sleep snoring loudly it wasn't too long before I and Bethany yawned and slept too. Until all of us woke up and had the same feeling we needed to go to the bathroom. There was only one toilet though and all of us were needing a wee and a poo too. I thought I use the toilet, Rosalina use the plastic white potty I had with me in case of emergencies and Bethany use the shower. So we agreed! Bethany then took off all her clothes and went inside the shower and began to squat over the shower drain while Rosalina sprayed the white plastic potty, cleaned it before pulling her shorts to her knees and very gently does it sits on it while I on the other hand walked over to the toilet, lifted my dress, pulled my panties down to my ankles, gave my bottom a little royal wiggle and sat down on the toilet adjusting myself and squatting as I read the newspaper. Hehehehe oh Garfield you rascal! Then as I sat the 1st one to go was Rosalina as she tinkled loudly and said "I don't remember drinking anything like that." I giggled as she then broke wind and released a bunch of chunky brown poo nuggets into the potty. At that moment Bethany needed to make a big poo so she squatted lower and she began doing a big poo that smelt like a pig doing one. Pee eww! Either that or a old mouldy kipper fish that has been left in the sun for too long. Yuck! Then I began tinkling weeing a lot and then releasing some big thick lumpy poos from my bottom poo hole. Ugh gross! Nevertheless we all begin our vaginas between our legs and our bottoms front and back with toilet paper. Luckily the shower drain was big enough to fit Bethany's BMs and tinkle when she washed herself off. I emptied the potty Rosalina was using into the toilet after I finished and both our poos and wees went down quite quickly but nicely. Anyway we all need a long deep sleep after all that defecating and urinating. Bye bye now! Yaaawwnn man I'm so sleepy!!
Hazel
Hi Nicole, thanks for your reply, I'm glad you find humor in the experience now
Question for Thunder
You've mentioned that you've been recommended to be accompanied when going to the restroom, and you've shared stories before about your therapist.
Other than your therapist, have you had other experiences with others, like with nurses and so on, who accompanied you to the bathroom, and they too used the toilet in your presence?Chakamami (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
Maho didn't do a motion four days
Hi Everyone. You are all very fine we hope.
Mina said in before post, it is not often, but sometimes one of us has to stay on loo very very long time, about half an hour, and produce mierda unbelievable volume. Usually we sit on loo only 10~ 15 minutes. But sometimes... and Mina wrote in before post, recently Hisae and Maho had this experience. About Hisae, Mina already told, it is on page 3106. So now we tell about Maho. She said OK, she hope toiletstool friends happy to read her experience, and even it was few weeks ago, Kazu made memo, so we can tell fairly correctly. Kazu is very good at making memo so in her office, when there is meeting, bosses always point finger to her. She is fed up to back teeth about company meetings, but she is happy to make memo of memorable loo experience for this site.
It was a Saturday and Maho didn't do motion Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, so her intestine full very much. She said, "I think my motion is going to be very enormous, can I do it last?" We said OK, and Maho was next to all three crushes for our big motions, so she get excited, and her bottom get excited too.
Then she sat on loo with Hisae next her to give massage. Even her stomach and intestine very very stiff, she is always serene. She say nothing, except "even you talk, I don't answer." We said OK. But of course we are plan to praise Maho. OK if she say nothing.
After wee, she had serious face, and look straight in the front of her. After about 3 minus, small plop into loo. We could all see, it was golf ball, but a bit bigger. After one minute more, another golf ball same size. Still she has serene face. She is so beautiful!
She was bare feet, so after few minutes more, she got up and lift up loo seat and put feet on loo rim and squat. Her eyes say, "I can't do with sitting down because constipate." She squat quite low, so her motion will surely land in loo, not on floor beside loo. But we can all see everything. Of course Maho doesn't mind, she is happy to show everything to crushes.
After few more minutes...
"Uuuuuuuu" Her beautiful bottom is dome out.
Buuuu... It is o-nara, that is mean fart.
"Uuuuuuu"
Buuuuu.
Suddenly brown ball appear and Plop into loo. Then another ball. Golf ball size.
Maho is so beautiful. Tears on face of Mina, Kazu, Hisae.
Suddenly Maho's beautiful bottom dome out again and brown appears, but this time not golf ball, It grow longer and longer. And give horrendous fragrance. "Uuuuu Uuuuu"... longer and longer. After it reach 40 centimetres, large part break off, splash into loo. Maho still pushing and few minutes later, rest of turd splash, break two pieces, 30 cms and 10 cms. Hisae flush while Maho still squatting. Then Maho push again. "Uuuuu." Five o-nara (according to Kazu's memo). Then fragrant brown appear and break two pieces, 15 cms each one, splash splash.
Maho stand so Hisae can flush. Then she said, "I finish with sitting down." So she sat down, but open legs enough so Mina and Kazu can see.
Splash.
"Maholin, beautiful."
"Beautiful Bottom."
"Beautiful mierda."
Splash.
Buuuu. Buuuu. Buuuu. Maho giggle little bit. Splash.
"Maholin you are most beautiful woman in whole world."
Maho smiled little bit.
Splash splash splash. Buuuuuuuu. Splash.
"Soon finish"
Buuuuuu.
Splash. Now bit smaller. and that was last splash, but Maho produce plip, plip, plip. Kazu counted fourteen little ones.
"I think finish"
Maho waited one minute more, then pushed washlet button and washed her beautiful bottom well. Then she stand, we look in loo and many turds but they were not so big ones, about 10 centimetres long was biggest one.
"Maholin, that is very wonderful."
Maho said nothing. Only smile. Then bend down so 3 crushes can dry her beautiful bottom, it is all wet from washlet. Maho was on loo 34 minutes not include drying time.
Then we went to tatami room and communicated very warm communication. Our hearts burning very furiously. In our green flat during motion time, LOVE is everywhere. We can't think about anything except LOVE. So Kazu's memo is very bad handwriting, but she can read. (Her crushes can't read.)
Jessica wrote, Japanese woman's bowel movement very very huge. She is correct we think. Maho was proud very much of her bowel movement. When we drinking tea together after tatami room, Maho said, "I am happiest woman in whole world. Lovely Chae and lovely Kazu and lovely Mina... I am grateful very much that you were happy to see me produce enormous motion!"
Mina enjoyed to write this, Kazu enjoyed to dictate, Maho and Hisae enjoyed to listen Kazu's dictate. So we hope you enjoy to read, even Mina's English so bad that Shakespeare and Dickens turn over in grave.
Love to Everyone.
Chakamami
Annie
Bumpy, hard looking poop that came out surprisingly soft
I got the urge to poop a few minutes ago so I grabbed the toilet paper off the desk, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put the flip flops out there on, closed the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom across from my room. Turned on the light (the poop was getting hard to hold), went into the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and black underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first a lot then pushed out a big poop that felt a bit bumpy but softer than I thought. Whew. The last part of it came out and laid in the toilet. The washroom stunk a bit but not that bad. My butt burned though I think from lunch. Took some toilet paper off the roll, put the roll back on the glass thing, wiped my vagina first then leaned forward to wipe my butt. It was messy. Finally I was clean, I stood up, put the toilet paper into the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow! There was a hard looking poop with dark brown pieces/patches and pieces of chili peppers in it (ouch. No wonder it burnt a bit!). Yet when it came out it felt surprisingly soft. No scratching my butt and no straining. Weird. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed it again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands at the sink. Grabbed the toilet paper, put it under my arm, opened the door, turned off the light (my arms are long), walked to my room, took off the flip flops outside my room, turned on the bedroom light, opened the door, went into my room, put the flip flops on in here, put the toilet paper on the desk in here, dried my hands on the towel and have been writing this and listening to music for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and having a good weekend.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieKenna
Going poop with Josh
Hey all! I haven't posted in forever! Busy busy as usual! This story happened at my parents cabin. It's one bathroom and a bathroom in my parents bedroom. Since Josh usually pushes out massive hard turds that take some serious pushing and patience, he doesn't like going when other people except me are around. The second day we were there he woke up and had to go poop. He told me and asked to go for a walk in the woods so he could go. We decided to grab coffee at a local place and then take a hike. I put toilet paper in my purse and we headed out. Were were finishing our coffees when my own urge to poop arose. I told Josh I had to go also and soon after we were deep enough in the woods where it was private enough to get down to business. Josh has used this spot before at the cabin and there is a really nice downed tree to sit on and hang your butt over it to poop. We each pulled down our pants and underwear and sat next to each other on the downed tree. Josh admitted he might be awhile and I told him not to worry. We both started to push and I noticed he was definitely pushing harder than I was trying to get his poop to start coming. Mine only took a few pushes to start but it was nice and firm so I had to keep pushing to keep it moving. It broke off after a foot or so and I took a short break and focused on Josh and asked if his was coming yet. He told me it wasn't and he was trying to get his butthole to open far enough to accommodate the hard turd inside. I held his hand and he squeezed it during a push. He sucked in a quick breath and started pushing again. I was getting the urge to push again also and took a deep breath and slowly pushed. My next turd began to slip past my hole and I noticed Josh sneaking a peek lol. I turned my butt towards him a little and giggled and asked if that was better. He laughed and kept watching it come out lol. It hit the ground two pushes later and I was done. I wiped, pulled up my pants and got in front of him so he could brace against me while pushing hard. He held me tight, pushed and pushed and pushed and finally got his poop to slip past his hole. "Whew this one is hard and big!" I asked if I could look and he said sure. His anus was open really far and the big turd was out a couple inches. I asked if I could watch it come out or if he needed my help pushing but he said he would manage and I could watch. I gave him my hand to squeeze while pushing and he concentrated on keeping going. It was really slow to come out but moved with each push. This turd took it's time but it was incredibly long!! About 7 minutes later he pushed it out and it landed with a loud thud on the ground. It was probably about 30" long which was one of his longest poops I've ever seen him take. Wow I feel so much better he said and gently wiped his butt which only took 1 wipe. We gathered up our stuff and he snuck a peek at my dump and asked if I felt better which I obviously did! We spent the rest of the day chilling with my parents and grilling out! Bye for now and I'll post when I can!! Xoxo Kenna
STEPHEN.P
REPLY TO MD DAN
When people are invited to your home ,it should be expected they will need to use the toilet.As we should poop every day and wee every few hours. I have worked as an electrician and on many occasions have pooped at the customers house this should not be an issue.
If I was at the workshop or the office my employer has to provide toilets.
The customer should accept if you are good enough to work for them ,you should use their toilet as often as you need ,how ever it should be left as clean as you found it and the toilet paper used should be kept to the minimum. On this occasion the client waited outside the door as they probably thought you just needed to wee.
I have on many occasions used a bed pan in the car.
Response for MD Dan
The question you asked about workers in your house pooping in your toilet during their visit. This happened to me just a couple of weeks ago and resulted in an argument for the couple I had agreed to babysit for. Mom thinks the position of the couple, especially the husband, is kind of extreme. At least the couple took their fight outside as they went to their car, although I could hear most of it from the window of the bathroom where I sat for my crap.
I had taken a laxative that morning just before my 1st hour class. It had been 3 days since I last crapped, I felt bloated. So I skipped lunch and instead sat and tried to get things going. I changed positions. After my muted pee (I lay 2 strips of toilet paper on the water to drown out the noise because back in middle school I was bullied for having a "fire hose)" I gave up on my crap. I tried another time during last hour class but all I could force out was 2 m&m size pieces. All of the toilets were taken after school and I had to practically run to my babysitting job. I wanted to make a good impression.
So here I was seated in their bathroom, window halfway open on top of their bathtub, and I could hear my crap, soft, thanks to the lax, churning in my gut. With a small effort on my part, I emptied in less than a minute, and I flushed before beginning my wipe. I do that at school and other public places too. I don't want to be known as a clogger. It also keeps the smell down. While I was doing that I could hear the couple's argument continuing. He told his wife she was raised "aloof" to the germs kids bring home with them from school. Apparently I was probably bringing some disease in for their 8 year old to catch. Their argument continued as I flushed the toilet a third time. I wonder what they thought when they realized I had heard their argument.Bathroom Mate
I'm finding the bathrooms in my high school are far superior to those in middle school and grade school. For the first time in my 14 years I can use the facilities without a teacher watching pretty much my every move. Oh, an important thing is that every toilet stall has a full door so we can sit in privacy compared to last year. It was just before 8 and I was taking my morning crap. While it was slowly sliding out of me I had my phone out. This dean of women walked past me, stopped in her tracks, pulled the phone out of my hand, and gave me DT time. OK, I wasn't suppose to have it out in the building, but...... So the other morning I had just finished a Starbucks coffee. It goes right through me as if I was a race horse. So I had just seated myself, jeans and panties at floor level, and my pee almost burst out of me. However, the girl to my right was so quiet and I didn't see any movement of her legs or hear anything. Then I heard three or four groans, the last being the loudest. I could see she was spreading her feet wider. Then she called her mom on her phone. I could hear an exchange of insults as she told her mom she had used a suppository and ouch! she had just pushed it out. It was obvious from her voice and excitement that her rear end was sore. She told me her mother wanted her to stay home until she had her crap there, but she had a 1st hour test that scared her. So she and her mom were arguing about whether she needed to keep her doctor appointment after school.
Bianca
Slow Start
My poop has been slow these past few days. I ate some sunflower seeds for snack at home. I started going a bit more recently today, and felt waste caught up my butt. I feel that I passed most of it now. My poop after dinner smelled a bit stronger, and started out looser. Although part of this ordeal was somewhat uncomfortable, I'm glad everything came out ok. Hope you all have good poops.
Monday, October 28, 2024
Norm
Replies, Happy Birthday Catherie & Jenny's Survey
Hi Sandra, thanks for your reply.
Hi Catherine, belated Happy Birthday! I read your post from 10 years ago. Sorry that you had a bad experience in that church bathroom and the talk after that caused you upset.
Like you say he was just being a kid and I think the mother did the best she could (and at least she blew a fart on the toilet in the middle of it all to very temporarily diffuse things!) I have to say though I think the pastor and the woman's husband could have represented themselves much better and made an awkward situation more comfortable for you. I can't believe that guy was awkward in the shop with you after. Said more about them than you. It's not like they don't poo! You didn't lose your dignity at all but were very dignified throughout but you know that! Glad it hasn't affected you for long anyway and great story for others in a similar situation and handling it.
Hi Shayna, nice story in Barnes & Noble!
Hi Jenny - thanks for your reply and wiping clarification. Also as regards pooping in bookstores, this is actually a thing, it's called the Mariko Aoki phenomenan after a Japanese woman named Mariko Aoki who wrote a letter to a magazine in 1985 saying visiting a bookstore made her want to poo and many more people wrote to say they had the same experience. That wasn't the first mention though.
Please ignore those social influencer types - your butt is your butt and is always the right size for you! Answers to your survey below, good you've filled it in yourself as well!
Wiping survey-
1. Do wipe sitting or standing ( or in-between)
Sitting. Final wipe standing up/half squatted sometimes.
2. Do you bunch the toilet paper or fold ( so something else)
Fold. I don't understand why or how people bunch it and manage to wipe all the poo cleanly away but whatever works best for people and there's no rules!
3a. Do you use anything besides tp ( bidet, wet wipes, unwipe, toilet mirror) to enhance wiping
If at home or in a self-contained bathroom I'll preferably use some water on the TP or a wet wipe if available in recent years. In a regular toilet cubicle, this might sound disgusting but I might sometimes spit on the toilet paper for a bit of moisture to get a better clean. Not exactly enhanced wiping but can help. Never used a bidet in my life!
3b. How long have you used "enhanced wiping?"
Not really enhanced wiping but have used some water on the TP if available for years.
3c. Have use noticed cleaner underwear, less body odor, or any other improvements since starting "enhanced wiping" ( unless you are Catherine, you probably took a huge poop before volleyball practice, got all sweaty, had a huge wedgie, and had spotless white panties when you undressed..haha. I have seen some clean white panties in the locker room..yoy gals amaze me...hahaha)
N/A again I'm certainly not being complacent here Jenny :-)
4. What type of underwear did you last get a skidmark in?
N/A
5. Have you ever gotten poop on your hand wiping?
Yes but very rarely thankfully. Not nice when it happens. The worst is when you think the cleanup is going well and rhen you get some poo on your hand when you least expect it and think where the hell did that come from?!
STEPHEN .P
I read with some interest about the babysitter going a NUMBER TOO at the clients house. As long as she sits down and poops does not use excessive toilet paper leaves it all clean then where is the problem ??
Obviously the girl did not want to be late ,perhaps in hindsight she should have waited until the client had gone out,perhaps she just had to go and could not wait any longer !!STEPHEN.P
When I came home last Thursday after a visit NORTH WALES I went to the
G Y M . I came back four hours later and went straight to bed.I woke at 06:00 pulled down my pants and sat on the OAKLEAF BEDPAN had a wee farted many times then had a bowel movement,I wiped then went back to sleep.