LINDSEY J
Different rules for boys and girls
Growing up I was the only girl and had four brothers. In my family there was a weird rule that boys could pee and poop outside, but girls could only pee. (Weird because a girl would already be squatting) But my mom considered pooping to be dirty and not "ladylike". I remember one time we stopped at a rest area with no bathrooms and had to go in the woods. Two of my brothers just had to pee, but the other two had to pee and poop. They were squatting down doing their business. I had to pee and poop as well, I pulled down my pants and panties and peed a lot. I was still squatting for a moment and my mom said "what are you waiting for?". I started straining, and my mom said "you had better not be pooping! Stop right now!". She looked at my butt and saw what was happening and said "pull your pants back up now!". I obediently did, but it was hard to not let the poop go out any further
Answers to questions asked:
For Andrew:
I had a science lab partner in high school who was obese. Her cheeks would cover both sides of the seat as well as hang over the sides. Luckily since ADA passed about 30 years ago, each bathroom had 2 toilets that were higher off the floor, much wider seats, as well as a rail on each side to aid the user in getting and and off the toilet. There was a Reserved sign up, but regular-size users kept them busy too.
For Steve A:
When there are complaints, I let my supervisor know. Since he doesn't always closely "listen" to me, I usually follow it up with a text message.
For Janitor:
I agree with you; women are more likely to leave just turds in a public toilet. But when the toilet paper's gone I have personally gone to a nearby toilet with TP to complete my wipe.
April
First Post
Hello,
This is my first post, and what an amazing site. In this world where many people still think girls and women shouldn't fart/poop or even talk about faring or pooping, it's amazing that people of all backgrounds can be so open about something we have all done for the past almost thirty years. Jenny, Catherine, and VioletIndigo especially have inspired me to post, like VioletIndigo I wouldn't use the bathroom at school for any reason, the horrible dilemma of clenching my butt cheeks in class, desperate not to fart in class, and knowing that marching myself to the girl's bathroom and taking a poop could take away my gas pain and desperation and knowing that was equally bad to let everything out around girls I had to see every day. I wish to this day that I could just not care where I pee, fart, and poop, and I am hoping that this site can help me get over the super intense bathroom shyness that I still have. I sadly have several embarrassing bathroom stories if anyone is interested, stuff I've never shared with literally anyone ever. So I'm amazed and impressed with the openness, especially among some of the other girls on the site, my goal is to be comfortable peeing, farting, and even pooping in any bathroom and around anyone and not care. I'll start sharing stories soon!
Annie
Big poop that folded over itself
Hi. Hopefully everyone is having a good Monday so far. Got up this morning around 8:15 (my phone alarm woke me up), grabbed my Walmart bag, toothbrush and toothpaste, went to the washroom, went pee, brushed my teeth, put my toothbrush and toothpaste in my room, filled and microwaved my water jar, went upstairs for breakfast. My caregiver was sleeping in her room and her son was sleeping on the carpeted living room floor because of his broken leg. My breakfast was covered up on the table and there was a small cup of coffee (yay!). I microwaved breakfast first after uncovering it, brought breakfast to the table then microwaved my coffee. I brought the lid to the kitchen, put it on the counter and brought my hot coffee to the table. I also turned off my 9 AM alarm so that it doesn't go off. Took my time eating breakfast and enjoying both the food and my coffee. After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications (multiple medications in a blister pack separated into morning, noon, evening and bedtime doses), finished my coffee, drank some of my water, took my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs after turning off the light. Carefully went downstairs to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, opened the door, turned on the light (it's outside my room on the wall so I have to open my door to turn it on or off), closed the door, put on the flip flops in my room and went on my phone to go on the internet. Not that long ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went outside my room (it was getting harder to hold now so I clenched my butt muscles), put on the flip flops outside my room, closed the door, turned off the light and walked to the washroom with my butt muscles clenched. Turned on the light, went in, closed the door, walked/shuffled to the toilet, pulled down my pants and underwear and sat on the toilet. Finally relaxed and my bladder let go. Whoosh! Went a lot. Afterwards pushed out a big solid but much-needed poop that seemed to keep coming. Wow. I guess my body was really letting go of a lot of stuff. The last of it came out and laid in the toilet. Whew! The relief! The smell was a little weird, kind of partly like coffee, partly poop. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, put my phone into my pocket, pulled out the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. Yuck. Once I was done I put the dirty toilet paper into the toilet (I opened my legs, put the toilet paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, picked up the Walmart bag and turned to look in the toilet. Wow! There was a big poop that folded over itself (kind of like a cane but a stinky one). Flushed the toilet and it went down though the water level went down too. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Went to the sink, washed my hands, turned off the tap, opened the door, turned off the light, walked to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, went in, put the flip flops on in here, dried my hands on the towels in here, came to the bed and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
Katie
Replying to anonymous
I did a modesty pee and peed through my panties because I am very shy about peeing. I would not have peed outside if there were any other options. I don't even want to pull my panties aside and show off my privates. I had already held as long as I could. Yes, the crotch of my panties were wet, but they did dry quicklyTrina
Thoughts
Hi everyone,
I agree with what many others have said about wetting accidents being less common here because they are generally less traumatic to people so they get forgotten more easily or glossed over. Not always, of course, but often. More so than a poop accident for most.
Sandra - you wrote "Occasionally I will still have a poop "acccident" in the privacy of home without anyone knowing. Before throwing an old pair of knickers into the trash I will often fill them."
OMG I have totally done the same thing, lol. I think of it as sending them on their way before they get thrown away.
No new accidents lately. Still dating Derek. Getting ready for the holidays.
Bye!
TrinaCatherine
A Yucky Day
Hi Toiletstool!
Yesterday (11/20) I shared that I woke up with pretty bad diarrhea after not really feeling well on Tuesday. Today I am still sick. I felt better as the day went on yesterday. I went once in the afternoon. It was a pretty good load of diarrhea but I didn't go again yesterday after that. I ate a pretty bland but normal meal and then woke up this morning hungry. Warm oatmeal with All Bran buds and coffee and I have been back on the toilet all morning. The diarrhea today is more soft and mushy than a liquid consistency. But my stomach has been cramping something awful. The problem is that I am so hungry! I have everything I need for a BRAT diet today, so I am going to be careful with lunch and snacks.
But I am enjoying the poops! I'm sure you all would expect nothing less from me!
Love to all!
Catherine!
Annie
Huge, thick easy poop about 2 hours after breakfast
Hi. Got up this morning around 8:15, grabbed the Walmart bag off the floor next to my bed, sat up, put my feet into my bedroom flip flops, grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste and soap off the desk, walked to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, went to the washroom, brushed my teeth, put the toothbrush and toothpaste in my room and went upstairs for breakfast. I said good morning to my caregiver, sat down at the table (her son was lying on the living room floor with his broken leg. His breakfast dishes were on the coffee table). My caregiver served breakfast (an egg, a bowl of dark soup with green vegetables in it, chopped white and purple vegetables. The egg and vegetables were on separate plates). I took my time, eating slowly, chewing well and enjoying everything. I noticed the box of coffee on the table (it has individual packages in it that you can put into a mug with hot water). She used to hide it somewhere. Oh well. After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications, picked up my Walmart bag, grabbed my water jar and went downstairs (I had already thanked my caregiver at the beginning of breakfast and she had gone back to her room otherwise I would have thanked her again and said bye (I always say that. It's the way I was raised). About 10 minutes ago I got a major urge to poop. I had a really full feeling in my stomach and my body was giving me warning signs that this needed out pretty badly. Better out than in. Grabbed my Walmart bag, walked to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put on the flip flops out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first a lot then pushed out a huge, thick poop that slid out slowly but easily. It was solid but still easy to push out because of my diet and all the water. Finally the last of it came out and laid in the toilet. I felt relief (though I'm not 100% empty yet). Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, took the toilet paper out, took the last of it and started wiping. Wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks. When I was done I put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, looked in the toilet and was surprised at how big the poop was. It took up a lot of the hole in the toilet, was really thick and dark and was covered in toilet paper. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Yup. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Walked to the sink, put some soap on my hands, turned the tap on using my forearm, washed my hands, turned off the tap, picked up the Walmart bag off the floor, opened the door, turned off the light, walked to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, went in, put the flip flops on in here, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. Almost the end of November wow!
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieMJD
To Leah:-
Loved the story - did you have to grunt or strain when you were pushing? Had it been a while since your last poop? Did you feel that you couldn't make noise pooping in public?
Jared
Survey From a School Tutor from Page 3104
Hey I'm a long time lurker named Jared and I decided to answer a survey from a few pages back that was asking about boys bathrooms in schools.
1. Is it normal for boys to be that particular about which toilet they are going to use?
As a teenager in a public school yes.
2. Why or why not?
I can only speak from my own experience but as a skinny freshman kid in the '90s I had to worry about bullies in the bathroom during the school day. My high school's bathrooms had no stall doors so it was risky to try and take a dump during school where you could get made fun of. Everytime I went to the bathroom during class I would risk running into a bully who might try to take my money or threaten to beat me up.
One time as a freshman I had a small urge to poop so I got a hall pass from class but when I walked into the boys bathroom there were two other small freshman boys already getting picked on by three juniors. They decided to also pick on me and lined all three of us up facing the sinks with our hands on the wall and played the "game" of who could rip their freshman's underwear first with a wedgie. Unfortunately the guy yanking on mine won because my Fruit of the Loom white briefs didn't stand a chance. I believe the other two freshman guys were wearing boxers but by the looks on their faces I could tell they were in about as much pain as I was. It wasn't the first time an older kid had given me a wedgie in the bathroom but it was the worst because my waistband reached to the back of my head before they ripped. After the "game" they told us we could pay a dollar to leave or get our heads flushed in a toilet. I paid the dollar and got out fast and tucked my underwear back into my pants in the hallway.
I had to go back to class with ripped underwear tucked back into my pants with a very sore butt crack and crotch. I had to hold in my poop for at least another hour until school got out.
One of the other freshman guys didn't have a dollar to leave and when I saw him after school his longish hair was still damp so I can guess what happened.
3. Is it normal for some guys to hold off going to the bathroom until after school?
Yes. For me after getting bullied so many times I decided it was best to wait till after school although sometimes they got me then too.
4. What makes a toilet acceptable or unacceptable for use?
One where you can't be bothered and has a lock.
To Jessica
Jessica I loved your story about dropping a deuce at school while the janitor cleaned the bathroom. I pooped at school too but luckily the janitor never walked in on me. I pooped yesterday morning the turd clogged the toilet lol do you read or play on your phone when you're pooping? Looking forward to hearing from you! My name is Austin by the way!Catherine
Still Sick and Responses
Hi Toiletstool,
I am on day three of this virus and still having what I would call mushy diarrhea. My stomach has been very crampy with this bug. But I have also felt great in my stomach since Wednesday night, so I want to eat. But then it just loads up an arsenal of diarrhea.
My post from yesterday may have been lost, but I wrote that after my diarrhea subsided Wednesday I tried to eat normally after feeling yucky on Tuesday. I was hungry, everything tasted good to me, but it did not agree with me, making Thursday an adventure. I must have pooped ten times yesterday, which was more than I went on Wednesday, and they were all pretty mushy, like a pudding or a spaghetti sauce. I tried eating bananas, toast, rice and applesauce like they tell you, but I ate more than I should because I am hungry and a big eater anyway!
So, today I still have more diarrhea. One trip this morning was very urgent. It happened when I got out of bed. My feet hit the floor and I put on my house shoes. As soon as I did I felt the need to fart and when I tried to let it out I felt that there was more back there than gas. So I got on the toilet and exploded three different times in about a five minute period. I've been once more since then but felt that I needed to miss work again.
I am going to try to work tomorrow (Saturday) if I can to help out. But I need to see how this day goes.
Denise: I mean what I said. Thank you so much for your kind words! Please know that I am sending love, prayers, and positive energy your way. I would love to converse on this forum with anything on topic that you would like to discuss! When you were describing your solid accidents to someone else, you wrote that they always seemed to be very large poops. That's the way mine have been. The urge to go eventually overpowers the ability to deny the need to let it go. Four of mine happened when I was alone and one happened in front of Alan, which was embarrassing. But the four that were alone I was able to appreciate the sensations that you described, in that I wasn't worried about fleeing the situation. But I wanted ask if the feeling of needing to go helped you concentrate and focus better. I've heard that before, and if I have to go to the bathroom bad, whether to pee or poop, I seem to focus better, especially at the pharmacy. I don't mean to analyze you, I just wondered if that was your experience...I look forward to hearing from you and am sending love your way!
Radu: That's a great question. So, the only people that I remember seeing their poop are, of course, my kids, then my husband, Alan, and then two people on the forum that I have written about that I gave the names "Jill" who owns the pharmacy where I work, and "Beth" who happens to be the minister where I attend church. Beth and I will text pics of our best poops from time to time and I saw Jill's once when I had to help her when she was constipated. I've never really been in competition with or envious of anyone else's bowel movements. But I have enjoyed comparing notes with Beth, as we are good friends and we like to talk about poop. I hope that helps! And, yes, I love pooping, especially when they are really long, thick, soft and voluminous!
Adrian: Welcome back! I thought the other day that we had not heard from you in a while! How are you?
PJ: Haha! That made me smile when I read your comment! If I couldn't do two anymore for what ever reason, then I would love to have one big one in the morning. I hope that the Ozempic gives you the results that you are looking for!
I hope that everyone is doing well and dooing well!
Love to all!
Catherine!Darlene
Replying To Danny
Anytime my coffee is made with whole milk instead of 2 percent. I tend to get a little gassy too, that sucks you were in public when it slipped out. I was in my car heading to work when I had a small mishap. I know that I usually can eat/diary dairy products without any issues but maybe I am lactose intolerant these days.Steve A
To Janitor
I also remember past stories on here about sport team "initiations" & "contests" between each other:
For example, student athletes would see who could poop the most amongst each other, which would result in clogged toilets, creating more work for janitors.
This was also brought up on the school bus as well: a group of guys talking about using the same toilet, which would've definitely clogged it, if they went through with it.
Even though I've never dealt with this during my time in middle/high school, I feel like it happens more on the collegiate level, despite the planning it would take in order for something like this to happen.
Anna from Austria
@LC am glad you enjoyed my story. The most interesting part of the gym store was certainly the smell. A gym locker room never smells that good. Very often there is mixture of sweat and shower gel smell in the air. This time it was mixture of the poop smell of many ladies and the classic sweat and shower gel smell. It way very unpleasant.
The big poop of the job fair was caused by constipation. I poop every day normally. So it is no wonder that I did really big load after not going for some days.
@Jenny That is really funny. I also had the impression that wearing thongs gave me less problem with skidmarks.
greetings from Austria
Anna
Anna from Astoria
The party poop and post party skid is real
Dan H and Jenny from Seattle- Pooping at night clubs must be one of those phenomenon's that no one talks about but happens all the time. Probably similar to anyone who has had to take a dump at a wedding. Lots of excitement drinks and maybe some good food may lead a poop be an inevitable "guest" at a party. Speaking from experience, fighting and holding a poop during a party will kill a vibe, literally a party pooper. It happens to if not everyone, but many and you just got to face it and go. I think the goal is "go" is as quick possible and not to interfere more partying. Hopefully not a sit down on your phone poop, but pee, drop it, wipe and go...and hopefully wash your hands. I have seen ladies in the restroom drop a poop, not wipe and not wash their hands to get back to dancing (a very pretty, popular women as well doing this) I have to admit I have done this at a couple wedding and clubs, most recently when I was out bar hopping in a neighborhood called Belltown in Seattle. From what I can remember a similar story, though alcohol make filter the story. I feel the twinge, maybe tell a friend or date I have to pee and head to the bathroom. And in the amount of time of the average pee, I drop a few turds, wipe quickly twice, probably too quickly, flush and wash my hands. I think in some people's cases last two to three steps are abbreviated or skipped to get back to partying. Sometimes the poop is not even remembered until the "Evidence" is seen the next morning. The post party skid is really and mentioned on this post by Jenny from Seatle, Jenny T on page 3108, Random Girl on 3107ish and one of the other Anna's in past when their roommate noticed a stain.
Jenny T- I love your comment about if the underwear is so dirty, what happened to the toilet ? I have to admit I woke up after a wedding as a bridemaid and found my lace underwear skidded and my butt itchy. I had a great time , but thankfully I did not bring a date nor meet anyone that night. I had no memory of pooping during the reception, but another bride's maid told me the maid of honor had the "duty" of wiping the bride's behind as well as holding up her fancy dress when the bride had to poop in the middle of the reception. I definitely did not get, nor necessarily want that benefit. I understand wanting to start your honeymoon with a clean butt though!Annie
Thick poop not long after breakfast
Hi. Hopefully everyone is doing well and staying healthy, safe and happy. Got up this morning, went to the washroom, peed first (couldn't poop yet. Was constipated), brushed my teeth, put my toothbrush and toothpaste in my room and went upstairs for breakfast. I said good morning to my caregiver first (though accidentally too loudly). She nodded, said shhh (because her son was on the floor sleeping in the living room with his broken leg). I sat down at the table and quietly waited. Not that long afterwards she came out with a bowl of noodles with a fork and spoon (I can't properly use chopsticks). She said to be careful and I said thank you. I picked up the noodles, small forkful by small forkful. The noodles were delicious, spicy and I felt full, thankful and satisfied. I took my 9 AM medications afterwards, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my water jar, said thank you and bye to my caregiver, opened the door, went downstairs carefully and slowly and went to my room after taking my flip flops off. Not that long ago I felt an urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light and walked in. Closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first a lot then pushed out a semi-solid poop that was thick and a bit hard to push out. I kept pushing it out and it laid in the toilet. I pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper and took some off the roll. Put the roll of toilet paper back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. My vagina was quick to wipe but I leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. Very, very messy and thick poop. Yuck. Finally when I was done I put the dirty toilet paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow. There was a thick long poop taking up most of the toilet! Not everything out of my body yet but hopefully by the end of today it will be. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Went to the sink and washed my hands with the liquid soap. Turned off the tap, picked up the Walmart bag, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, left the washroom, went to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, went in, put those flip flops on, dried my hands on the towels in here, walked to the bed, sat down, started playing music on Spotify on my phone and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and is having a good week. It's Friday morning here. Still digesting from breakfast and will drink more water. Have a good day (or night).
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieJohn H
Pooping differently
Hi all. A story today about a recent poop but a comment first.
@Sandra. I identified a lot with your recent post regarding enjoying the sensation of a solid poo coming out and meeting a surface from a young age. Like you, I was reassured to read of others similar experiences with poop accidents.
Have you ever tried lining the inside of your knickers with toilet paper to help with clean up?
Like you, I am also almost always prepared with spare tissues when out in the event of needing a toilet. They have came in handy a number of times over the years.
Reading some recent posts on here about pooping differently such as sitting backwards on the toilet gave me the idea to try something I hadn't done in years. Not sure why, sometimes it's fun to poo in a different way.
Recently I gave pooing while laying down a try. I removed my pants and underwear and made a pad of toilet paper by folding a couple of long strips together.
I lay on my back positioned over the toilet paper and relaxed. It took a moment before my poo began to move. It was relaxing to be in this position while pooping. My log made a lot of crackeling as it came out including some soft farts. I gave some soft pushes which resulted in a smaller follow up log.
After a few moments I got up and wiped as normal. It took a little extra to get clean. Then I turned to the poo which smelled strongly but in a healthy way if that makes sense. The main log was big but I easly folded up the edges of the toilet paper around the load and place it in the toilet before flushing. I redressed and washed my hands before leaving the bathroom.
This was a relaxing and fun way to poo in a different way that doesn't require a lot of clean up. If anyone has gave this a go or has any questions let me know.
That's all for now. Take care all.
John H.
<Skidmarked in Portland
I wipe and wipe and still...
Hello all,
I started wearing thongs earlier this year and I noticed I started getting skid marks. I am actually 30 and avoided thongs until this year when I realized how comfortable they were for me. I found this forum searching for others who were in my situation as I have never talked about my dirty underwear with anyone in person. I figured I must not be alone? However, I don't think I have had skidmarks since elementary school.
I have found some surprising hot takes from this forum that some ladies get worse skid marks with "full wedgie" panties more than thongs, with the idea that thongs have actually less cloth to get stained. I have kind of small butt, especially for this day and age. I am a size 4 and built like a typical cross country runner. I never got skidmarks while running considering all the questionable wipes I have had to do in forests and public restrooms with leaves and 1 ply wipes. I will have to say, most of my running undies are black
I wipe very thoroughly, especially when I am not running. I am infamous actually for clogging toilets with paper rather than my poops, which are medium to large.
Recently I am seeing some women post with experiences closer to mine. Shayna posted recently she most recently stained a florescent thong which I did too , yesterday. Leah pooped recently with a white thong and wiped 50 times ? did that work?
I am thinking of trying out wet wipes. I am also going phase out my light and white colored thongs. I got out of a long term relationships so, I'm not sexually active, but I am hoping to change that soon? I do have darker thongs that don't have obvious stains, but my butt does feel stickier at the end of the day wearing a thong just wearing them to the office and not getting really sweaty. They really do feel like I am wearing nothing, but the sticky feeling at the end of the day may not be worth it. I also have had cross country and track teammates wearing thongs with athletics in high school and college and I have not dared to exercise in a thong as I get a sweaty crack when I run and can imagine I would make a bigger mess in them, even though I wipe so much
P>Catherine
Monday Morning
Just an update on our sickness!
I must be constipated. I have not gone to the bathroom since I had a major blowout before work on Saturday. I am now bloated again and I feel yucky, but not sick. I have never had to take a laxative, but if I do not feel better by tomorrow, I may do that. I think that I tried to get back to eating normally too quickly, because I regained my appetite, but the rest of my digestive system just wasn't ready to cooperate!
Alan, Zoe, and Joey all woke up with diarrhea again this morning and Alan had to call into the school sick. He is home with the kids and they are plodding through while I am at work trying to play catch-up!
I hope we are well by Thanksgiving and I do not want Chloe to catch what we have. She has finals when she gets back to school and I want her to feel better! I've been trying to clean and disinfect, but it really doesn't make sense while everyone is still symptomatic!
I hope everyone is well!
Love to all!
Catherine!
ECG
Bathroom Mirror
I was at a hotel for a wedding over the weekend. I had invited my friend Catherine to come with me, but she wasn't able to, so I took lots of photos instead, and also recorded a video showing around the room I was staying in. While recording the video, I noticed that there was a mural on the bathroom wall next to the toilet, which I joked would be nice to look at while using the toilet.
Catherine agreed with me about the mural and found my joke funny. She told me that it reminded her of the bathroom at her friend's house, which has a full length mirror directly opposite the toilet. While she was seeing herself on the toilet having a wee, she wondered why the mirror was placed there. It was a sub-optimal place to put it, and there could have been better places where you would want to see your reflection!
The story made me laugh when I heard it later, and since I was in a silly mood, I told her that the mural in the bathroom had indeed been nice for me to look at while I was pooping that morning! Since I was imagining her on the toilet after her story, it was only fair that I return the favour! I did get to wondering after that, why would a full length mirror be placed opposite the toilet? Is this a common occurence, or something anyone here has come across before?
Annie
Did a good easy poop
Hi. This morning I got up around 8:15, sat up, put my feet into my bedroom flip flops (I keep them near my bed at bedtime and when I'm sitting on the bed during the day), grabbed the Walmart bag off the floor (the floor is carpeted under the desks and where my bed is), grabbed the toothbrush and toothpaste off one of the desks, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, left my room, put the flip flops on outside my room, went to the washroom first. Went in, turned on the light, closed the door, pulled my pants and underwear down, sat on the toilet, peed, flushed, washed my hands, brushed my teeth, put the toothbrush and toothpaste in my room and went upstairs for breakfast. My caregiver put breakfast on the table (it was a steaming hot soup with grated carrots, balls of dough, vegetables, etc). She poured half of her hot coffee into a small cup for me (she drinks her coffee from a big jar). I took my time eating and drinking the coffee (and my jar of warm water). After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications, said bye to her son (he was on the floor with his broken leg and his mom was in her room). Lunch later was beef, peas, carrots (grated), meat, peppers, rice and onions. The meal was slightly spicy.
Finally about 10 minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag off the floor, stood up, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, left the room, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and peed in the toilet. It was a long pee. It finished off with a couple of drips. Pushed and an easy, fairly big but soft poop came out. At least it felt that way to me. Finally I was done. Whew. The healthy breakfast and lunch, water and coffee helped. Reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. Wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and started wiping my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. Opened my legs slightly, put the toilet paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up (black sweatpants and black boy shorts underwear) and turned to look in the toilet. Wow. There was a big soft poop probably about 2 feet long (just a guess). Flushed the toilet and it went down. Went to the sink, turned on the tap, wet my hands, put some liquid soap on them, washed my hands well, rinsed them, turned off the tap, shook the excess water into the sink, picked up the Walmart bag, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, left the washroom, went to my room, turned on the light (it's outside my room), took the flip flops off, opened the door, put the bedroom flip flops on, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels (my phone was in my pocket), walked to bed and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy, happy and is having a good day/night (it's almost 4 PM here). Have a good Saturday.
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
The other day I was out early xmas shopping in Norwich. I had been shopping all day and had a spot of lunch. In the afternoon with a plethora of bags my stomach decided it was time for a poo
I finished off in the card shop I was in and decided to visit John Lewis. They have some enclosed toilets that I prefer. Usually nice and clean and I often get to join a queue which can be quite fascinating.
When I rounded the corner to the loos as expected a queue of 4 waiting 1 gent and 3 ladies. I was feeling ready for my poo but not super urgent (as I sometimes get). After a few minutes a gent came out and the young lady in her 30's went in. Shortly after that a lady joined behind me and then the cleaning lady arrived and joined the queue to clean when she was next. She said there were more toilets upstairs to a few ladies about to join.
I was happy staying here as I like the privacy and I quite like queue watching. A minute later the other cubicle emptied and the gent went in. I was getting a little more desperate now and was ready for a big probably sloppyish poo
Both cubicles seemed to have poopers in and the cleaning lady decided to clean the disabled loo (which no one was using) first.
for a while both loos were engaged and then the gent came out and the 2nd lady in her 50's got to go in. She just needed a pee and was out in a few minutes allowing the last lady also in her 50's to go in. She was quite attractive, red hair and I noticed a very slight ???? rub so wondered she might need a poo. She did (well at least she was in 3-4 minutes with no movement). The cleaning lady returned as finally the 30yr old came out (after about 9 minutes). As I entered there was a musky smell of perfume and a decent poo. In the loo was one big skidmark so I imagined she dropped a rather big one (but there was no evidence).
I put my bags down got my jeans and down and started a furious piss as I was also pretty desperate to pee by now. I had to re-adjust slightly as I peed over the rim by mistake. Shortly after that I felt my poo rushing out and I let 3 lovely smooth soft sausages, 1 was about 8 inches and then 2 6 inchers. I also had a follow on with some splattering of soft poop. The relief was immense and I felt quite turned on thinking about the other lady I had replaced and also from the relief I had got. Finished the wipe up was very messy and took quite a few wipes. The smell was also now pretty ripe after two big poops.
I finished my last wipe pulled my jeans up and made sure to wash my hands properly as they had got a little bit of poop on them. I flushed and it all went down but there were even more skidmarks now.
As I came out the cleaning lady went in and I heard a ewww smells in here. I smiled to myself and thought needs must for both me and the 30 yr old.STEPHEN.P
KEEPING REGULAR
This morning I got out of bed stretched then off with my pants and sat on the THETFORD 245 POTTIE had a wee opened the slide so as to enter bottom tank then sat dripping for a few minutes.
My need to poop was increasing so pushed one minute later another push my bowels opened another load of mushy poo another push another load it was awesome . Having sat for ten minutes and was done pulled three sheets of ELSAN BLUE TOILET PAPER from the stand folded oblique and wiped pulled another three sheets and wiped pulled two sheets and wiped.
I stood up the bowl was filled to within three inches of the seat,pulled the slide fully open and watched it drop into lower tank , closed the slide rinsed the bowl then cleaned with the brush.I put down the lid then dressed and went downstairs usual wash brush teeth a dose of LAXIDO then two mugs of tea.
I had to have a wee went back to pottie had a wee then took pottie to outside drain and emptied
Jenny
What do you call these in your region?
Catherine
-Hugs, Hydration and Holy prayers for you! As much as I like pooping, diarrhea is no fun. As a nurse I don't always think of the how gross diarrhea is compared to the diseases that cause diarrhea. The correlated discomforts I think make the skid marks, "sharts" and accidents in consequential. All joking and human vulnerability, I would take the damaged underwear or permanent skid marks to just feel better after diarrhea. I'm at least glad you felt better after your fart, even if it means no use have dirty underwear like Jenny!!! I love you even if you have clean white panties that rode up during volleyball after one wipe and I stained my white thong after 7 wipes! haha. As I ate healthier in my life, I actually got softer poops and more skid marks. I get more skidmarks now than I did in high school or I just don't block it out:) They are messier, but they feel better than the harder ones that I have to push out and can clean in one wipe ( but three times to makes sure) . Also, beyond the poop I just feel better post poop and in general when I have softer poop on the Bristol scale! Like I said, transient insecurities aside (which I treat by venting here and to my husband Joey ) I am much happier getting skid marks , eating more fiber and nutrients, then having harder poops to push and feeling less energetic! It's not like I get less love...and other things...from my husband with my dirty underwear...any no one else knows but him...and all you beautiful people!
Dan H
- it surprised me too considering how much us ladies like to hide our poop ( and evidence) around the opposite sex (or any potential sexual partners). I do think its the food and inhibition from the drinks that get the poop going. Maybe also better to poop at the club then the date's house? I am asking a question because in my 20's I truly do not remember pooping a club, but a few times remember finding a significant skid mark or smelling one if the thong (it was always a thong at the club)
Shayna
-How did you get your blue florescent thong skid marked?. One of the most memorable skid marks I ever had was a blue florescent cheeky panty. As much as thongs kind of get flack behind closed doors and on the internet for skidmarks, my worst on are fuller back panties that ride up my juicy bottom. Don't get me wrong, I get skidmarks on my thongs if I don't have a wet wipe, but they are pretty subtle. Really most of my skids are subtle but noticeable with a few exceptions. But the panties are less subtle riding up my rump.
Questions for all:
-The blue florescent cheeky panties was kind of a dark 1 inch long line. I was really surprised as I usually get skid marks when I poop at work or the gym (which happens a lot) but this time I wiped at home with soft toilet paper I thought very throughoughly . I was caught off guard and it was not a huge skidmark but it stood out on the light blue color. That was my second worse skid mark compared to the time where I was paged in the middle of a poop and wiped once so I could wash may hands and help during a code blue at work. IT was a cute flattering light green Victoria Secret PINK pair that I did not want to throw away, but it kept the stain for a year until I threw them away. What was everyone's worse skid mark to memory, what happened, and what kind of underwear?
I love how people post from all over the world. Off the top of my head there is Austria, Germany, Japan, Australia, Canada and the UK representing current regulars. Everybody poops! But language is amazing to me and I love the differences and similarities of words! I think in the US we take for granted what we call something because so much of the world speaks English. I know in different parts of the world where English is spoken, and even within the United States, different regions speak the same language different names! Though we all speak bodily functions, here are some of the words I want to hear in your vernacular !
Let me know what you call them, and where you are from!!
1) Bathrooms outside of the home (I call them Restrooms, but other parts of the world just them bluntly toilets? Who rests in restrooms?!)
2) Walls around a toilet in public where you may or may not see feet separating multiple toilets (I call them stalls, I see cubicles used alot)
3) Wiping material (everyone I know calls it toilet paper, but it marketing and advertising it's never called toilet paper, it called toilet tissue)
4) Underwear you pull down ( I call them underwear, or specifically boxers, briefs, panties, thongs...I love how in the UK they are called pants or knickers)
5) poop stains in underwear ( I call them skidmarks or skids I am reading on the internet more)
6) When you fart and a little poop comes out (Sharts)
7) Urinals (I have not heard another name for these devices where men stand to urinate)
This is what I call the above in (Skidmarked in) Seattle