Leah
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To Mike
Last night I had Brussels sprouts and veg with my cottage pie, still constipated.
I'm working during the day and everything feels normal, I drink when I feel thirsty, I get through several bottles of water and juice, I go to the loo when I need to pee but I don't feel the need to poo, as soon as I walk home I'm on the loo bursting for a pee and over say, ten minutes feel like I'm having to really push, plop plop plop and hundreds of little plops come out at once. I have even put a wordsearch book beside the loo so I can just place it on my lap to keep me occupied.
I've been like this pretty much all week, I'm still constipated but pooping, today after I got home there must have been fifty odd droppings in the bowl and if you put it together the poo would have been huge.
I am eating pretty healthily I'm sure it's dehydration at work that's the issue I'm not always able to drink.
Emma two
I was once walking along a canal path that starts in a town and it goes on for twenty or thirty miles, so well out in the countryside, it's just a canal on one side and a footpath on the other with a hedgerow that almost runs the whole length and it's always busy with walkers and families, absolutely no loos anywhere.
It was a hot sunny day and I'm an hour in to the walk, I was wearing a shortish skirt incase I needed to pop a squat and it was in the afternoon, after lunch and I felt bloated and gassy, but I felt ok.
I was looking up the path looking for a bush or field I could get into as I had to pee, I look around and it's clear so I go in behind the hedgerow where there is lots of trees, I pull my skirt up, thong down to my knees squat down and pee, while booming a big part, I wipe with a leaf and carry on quickly.
I could only hold on so long, and I was desperate and sad, sad because I knew I could not poo here but I had to, I felt groggy and irritable and I was in trouble.
I could see a woman walking towards me with a little girl walking beside her and a pram, so I ducked into the hedge, this time was much less private, I squat down in this hedge and I could hear thr footsteps approaching, I saw a dog run past through the branches, the poo was stuck but moving slowly and I start to give a little push and "pffft" the girl must have heard my fart or my grunt, and she spys me through the branches. She sees me from the front, skirt around my waist, "uuuummm" she says, followed by "muuuuum!" I could have died right on the spot, the mum runs up to us and scolds me before I had time to get up and redress. I'm sorry, I said, "this is public land you cannot be naked in a public place. I started crying before walking off.
With no suitable places to go, I could not stop the poo forcing it's way out and I had to leave my filled underwear in a hedge, I tried to stay away from everyone as I made my way home, I jumped in the shower and stayed indoors for the rest of the day.
Selecting your toilet or urinal questions
You walk into a public bathroom to PEE, how do you select the toilet or urinal to use?
Closest available?
Farthest available?
One that is just being flushed?
One offering the most privacy?
Cleanliness?
Right next to your friend?
Other?
Explain?
You walk into a public bathroom to CRAP, how do you select the toilet or
urinal to use?
Closest available?
Farthest available
One that is just being flushed?
One offering the most privacy?
Right next to your friend?
Cleanliness?
Other?
Explain?
Have you ever had an altercation when you have a demanding need to use a public bathroom, but another/other person won't cooperate? What happened? This is your opportunity to tell us about it.
Gender?
What type of place was involved?Annie
Big solid poop that bent in half
Good morning. Woke up this morning fairly bloated and uncomfortable, had breakfast, etc upstairs and a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop finally. Grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, walked to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went into the hallway, put those flip flops on, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, walked in, closed the door and walked to the toilet. Pulled my black sweatpants and black underwear (on period) down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big solid poop. I was done within about 30 seconds. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper, took some, put the roll of toilet paper back into the Walmart bag and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first (still blood. Ugh) then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. Put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs. Stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a solid poop that was big but it was bent in half. I guess it broke on its way out. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands at the sink, turned off the tap, grabbed my Walmart bag, opened the door, turned off the light and walked to my room. Took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light (remember that my light is outside my room), opened the door, walked in, put the flip flops on in here, dried my hands on the towels in here, came to the bed and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, happy and healthy and is having a good week. December 5 already wow!
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
Jessica W
Countdown till me 30th birthday!
G'day folks...
just one week left!
Just right now I had a pre-dinner poo, it came out in one piece and was pretty thick, and nearly a foot long. It was a good relief, just about to flush it now
Happy pooping,
Jeessee
Naughty Piss Jack
To Liam
I that's great to hear you and your sister have such freedom to relieve yourselves anywhere you want. I wish I had the same but I have to be more sneaky. Have you ever peed anywhere naughty outside of the home? I'd love to hear more of your stories if you're willing to share?
Jessica
Reply to Emma Two
Hi Emma! I remember my mom telling me not to poop outside when I was 15. During the summer my family took a road trip to a near by town that held an annual fair, with lots of rides and food vendors. I remember eating lots of bbq while I was there and by late afternoon I was dying to poop. I had been constipated for a few days and I knew this was going to be a big poop. The fair grounds had a row of porta potties in the middle but the line ups were very long. I told my mom I really had to go and asked if I could poop behind some bushes. She told me that was disgusting and made me hold it in while we waited in line. There were about 9 people ahead of me and people were definitely not just going in for a pee. Some people took several minutes inside and my urge was getting stronger. With three people ahead of my I felt the poop start to come out. The felt the tip of the turd poking out of my butt. Lucky for me I was constipated and the poop was very firm. I was able to stop it from coming out any further but I wasn't able to suck it back in. I used all of my strength to keep it from coming and and finally it wasn't turn to use the porta potty. I entered and immediately smelled a strong poop smell. There were loads of turds floating in the chemical water and mine was going to be next. I took off my pants and underwear and hovered over the bowl as an 8 inch long turd came out of my butt. It was super thick and stretched my hole really wide. I farted a bit afterwards but I was done relatively quickly. I didn't have an accident but my underwear did have a huge skid mark on it. Do you guys normally have skid marks on your underwear. I find that as I get older I'm more prone to skid marks. Not sure if anyone feels the same.
Shayna
Gargantuan post-Thanksgiving dump outdoors
So, I have a confession to make. Until last Saturday, I had never taken a shit outside. And I decided that my first time should be my post-Thanksgiving BM, which is always massive and an investment because it takes time. This year, my family decided to have dinner at my aunt's. She lives far up in northern NH and I drove up there early in the morning. Dinner was fantastic, there was such a wide variety of food available that I resolved to have a little of everything. I had already vowed to take my first nature dump, so I was stocking up. I drove back that night because I had work the next day (Black Friday is a stain on society and I've always thought so, it's brainless hyper-consumerism) and when I still hadn't pooped by Friday night, I knew the cargo would be considerable once I finally dropped it. Come Saturday afternoon and I could feel it starting to mount. I was dropping airy little farts and once I got off work, I deliberately took the longer way home, knowing I'd be passing some woods where I could relieve myself. Around 8:00, I knew it was time. I pulled over and got wet wipes out of the glove box, and carefully made my way down a rather steep hill towards some trees. It was slow going, thanks to high heeled zip-up boots. I found a big, wide tree and undid my belt, unzipped my jeans, and assumed a squat as I pulled down my thong. I pissed for about twenty seconds and my rectum puckered and domed as my dump proceeded to exit. It felt like I had some plug in there and I had to push to clear it, but once I did the turd began a much smoother exit. It felt thick and just kept coming, I lifted my ass to make sure I didn't get shit on my boots. I grunted and moaned as the tip hit the ground and the snake broke off, and I had to push again as another turd began to emerge. It didn't feel as thick but it was VERY long, and after fetching one last loud sigh it broke off and I bit my lip as I shuddered. I was so relieved, and grateful because it was very, VERY cold out and my ass and pussy were fast going numb. I reached for the wipes and cleaned myself thoroughly, and very carefully stepped away from the tree as I pulled my panties and jeans back up. What I saw on the ground was the biggest, thickest, smelliest dump I had taken in years. It was hard to gauge just how long it was, but overall it had to be at least two feet. The first turd looked like it was about three inches thick, the second one perhaps two. The stench was unbelievable, too. All that food! Feeling indescribable relief and not a little naughty, I went back to my car and drove the rest of the way home.
Thursday, December 5, 2024
Emma two
No allowed to poo outside
Has anyone ever been prevented from pooping outside? and did you end up having an accident in your pants as a result?
Jessica
Pooping at school - Austin
Hi Austin, I definitely ate a lot at thanksgiving too and will be needing to take a big poop soon. Anywho, about my school pooping experience. This story happened to me when I was in high school. I typically waited until I got home to poop since I hated pooping in public at the time, especially during school. I personally have very loud poops which makes the situation even worse, as I knew people in the washroom would be able to hear which made me super embarrassed. I remember one day near the beginning of school I needed to poop very badly after lunch. I had eaten something in the school cafeteria and I could tell that it was making my stomach hurt. Throughout the entire second half of that day I was farting in the halls as I went from class to class. Luckily no one knew it was me, but my stomach ache was getting worse as the day went by. I didn't want to go the bathroom because I knew there would be other kids in there and a lot of times people would be in there with there friends even if they didn't need to use the bathroom which made things even worse. I somehow managed to make it to the end of the day, but I knew I wasn't going to be able to walk back home without pooping in my pants. I packed my bag up after the final bell and headed to the upstairs bathroom in the far corner of the building. I was hoping that no one would be in here as everyone would be downstairs trying to leave the building. And when I entered I was super relieved to find that all stalls were open and that no one was in the washroom. I chose the furthest stall, locked the door, and immediately sat on the toilet. Without giving any effort a rush of liquid poop starting coming out of me. I was farting and having diarrhea for a few minutes until I stopped to take a break. I wasn't completely finished, but the first wave was complete. As I was preparing to poop some more I heard someone run into the bathroom and lock the stall furthest to mine. I'm not sure if she knew I was in the washroom or not as I was in the handicapped stall and it was hard to see my shoes underneath, but the girl immediately let out a loud fart followed by a bunch of mushy poop. It wasn't completely liquid like mine but it was definitely very wet. At this point, my stomach started hurting again, and I let out a very wet sounding fart of my own and at that point the girl in the other stall went quit. She had been pooping out loud just the second before but I guess she was surprised to hear another person on the washroom. I felt a bit embarrassed since the room got silent but after letting out that first fart I couldn't control myself and continued to fart and poop some more. The other stall remained silent. I eventually finished my poop and wiped my butt. As I exited the stall I noticed the girl was still sitting down and I could see her shoes under the stall and noticed it was a girl in my grade who shares the same homeroom as me. She was one of the popular kids in my grade and everybody in school knew who she was. I never really talked to he much but we did sit pretty close to each other in our class. As I washed my hands, I got curious and pretended to open the door to leave, but stayed inside. As I suspected, the moment the door closed she let out a massive 5 second long fart with another round of sloppy poop. I guess she was also very shy about pooping and didn't want me to hear. I quietly opened the door and left after a few seconds. I don't think she ever knew it was me in the bathroom with her. That experience was one of the first experiences I had pooping in public with someone else. Hope you enjoyed the story!
Chris D.
Baseball accident
I played baseball all throughout my youth. Many times I would end up needing a toilet and not being able to go for whatever reason. Maybe I was stuck fielding because we couldn't get the other team out, or I was up to bat and had to hold it in. I also hated using the disgusting porta potties near the field. Urinals were often a no go because I had to wear a jockstrap with a cup, and I feared that my pants might sag and expose my butt. It also made it difficult to whip my dick out, so I would almost always only use the toilet in the privacy of a stall, which led to many emergencies and close calls. Once I had to pee very badly after a long practice. The hot weather made me drink a lot of fluids, and I was fidgeting before practice was even halfway over. But I had no opportunity to slip away and relieve myself. By the time practice ended, I was doing everything in my power not to make a fool out of myself. The cup blocked access to my dick, which meant that I couldn't grab myself, and bending over or crossing my legs in front of everyone was definitely not happening, so I used all my strength to hold it. I bolted to the locker rooms after practice. The locker rooms was small. There were only 2 stalls and 3 urinals. The showers were communal, which is why I never used them. The stalls were occupied by boys who were too shy to change in front of everyone else. This was bad, because changing out of a baseball uniform takes forever. Untie cleats, unbutton shirt, unbuckle belt, unbutton pants (our uniform had 2 buttons), unzip pants, remove jockstrap, then put on your regular clothes. And there was a short line with other boys who also only wanted to change. I didn't want to draw any attention to myself as I was a shy boy, so I didn't ask to cut. On top of that, I had to hear the streams of the boys using the urinals and the sounds of the showers. It was pure torture. I quickly realized I wouldn't be able to make it, so I ran back outside to the disgusting porta potty I said I'd never use. I didn't even lock the door, I was that desperate. I began trying to undo my pants, but I only just barely got my belt undone before pee started spurting out of my dick. I panicked and lost my composure. I fumbled with the buttons and tried to just yank my pants down, but it didn't work. I only got the first button undone before I lost control and peed my pants.Catherine
Responses
Denise: Hyperfocus can be an ADHD superpower! I had a teammate in college who never seemed to sit still but when she got started working on something that she really enjoyed, she could do so for hours at a time. She would always make a mad dash for the toilet, to pee, and seemed to pee forever, forcefully. I never knew if she had accidents, but it was always an adventure with her because it seemed that when she finally realized that she had to pee she was on the verge of wetting herself!
Victoria and Robyn: So good to hear from you two! I hope that you both are well!
Everyone! I would love to hear your thoughts on the solid accident classics that I drummed up from the past! Also, please check out Lisa's story on 1716! It is a hoot!
We are all doing well following our bout with diarrhea. Chloe texted me this morning from college that she did not get sick, yet, from being home with us. But she said that she has been taking some major (insert the "poop" emoji) since Thanksgiving! She said she loved the food both times and inserted a wink!
Love to all!
Catherine!
Shay
Good Cleanout
Long overdue for this update that happened a few weeks ago.
My IBS has been flaring up a lot. I have IBS-M, but constipation has been really predominant for me lately. I've been eating a lot of prunes, drinking prune juice, and taking laxatives to open my bowels. They've been mostly successful but not as successful as when I took four dulcolax and two senna/ducosate tablets.
I genuinely felt like I was going to shit my pants, and I almost never feel sick enough with diarrhea to mess my pants. Usually, when I've had accidents it's because I was holding a nasty shit and had to sneeze and lost control.
But one night before bed, before a morning shift of mine, I took the pills not knowing how strongly they'd affect me, and needing to clear out a huge load anyway and hoping I'd have at least moderate diarrhea.
When I woke up the next morning around 7:30, my ???? was crampy and bloated, and I was farting lots. My belly felt so full, but it felt like concrete churning inside me. I tried for a poo before leaving for work, but got nothing but a few hard pebbles. My guts were groaning and gurgling after that, but I still didn't feel an urge to have diarrhea.
I arrived around 8:30, and by 9 I was at my station. That day, I had to unexpectedly cover for security, so I couldn't leave my post without asking for coverage first.
The first half hour of work went by uneventfully, but at 9:30 I started feeling my stomach gurgle and knew I would need the bathroom soon. I handled some tasks, thinking I could get away and try for the bathroom before the need became too urgent.
I was wrong.
Around 9:45, I felt a burning sensation in my stomach (I expected this, a common feeling when I take stimulant laxatives) and a sudden need to pour a big liquid load into the nearest toilet. My stomach suddenly dropped, and my guts tried to push out what felt like a liter of liquid poo into my pants in an instant.
I clenched and contorted my body, hunching myself half over while standing on my tiptoes, clutching my guts and not moving from that pose for at least thirty seconds until I won the fight with my almost bursting rectum, and held back my poo long enough to request coverage and promptly head to a toilet.
By some miracle there was not a drop of poo in my pants or panties. I sat on the pot, and as soon as my butt hit the seat, my bowels opened and a really runny, mostly liquid gush of diarrhea poured out of me as my guts churned and gurgled. I kept going for about three or four minutes, with lots of wet and bubbly farts, and then cleaned up and returned to my station.
Thirty minutes later I had to have another wave of diarrhea with nearly the same intensity, but this time I was assisting a client, and had to clench my checks while standing still to hold back the floodgates.
I assisted my client swiftly, yet not hastily, and then I made my way to the bathroom again to have another wave of mushy, loose poo that was mostly water.
I had at least six more bowel movements that day, each one runny and urgent, though I only had to clench hard twice. It was actually really satisfying to feel like I needed to go that bad. It was incredibly risky and I won't take that many laxatives before a shift again, but I definitely got a rush from feeling like I was losing control. The desperation was amazing, and I definitely enjoyed the feeling of buckets of poo pouring out of my butt, cleaning me out.
I will be taking this dose again some time when I'm alone and have no obligations after.
I'll be back with another story soon, as I'm really bloated from all the Thanksgiving food I've been eating, and I've been struggling to shit all weekend. I did get some reprieve on Thanksgiving since my cycle started Tuesday night, and I ended up with a couple waves of runny poo, But still so full.
I just ate a bunch of prunes, and they've already got my guts gurgling and grumbling. Hoping they tear my guts up and I get some really loose, runny poos to clean me out, or one big poo that does the job.
Gonna let my guts work, and I'll be back once there's reports to be made.
Ciao for now.Liam
to Jack:
Today, I peed in the corner twice during online schooling. I started my first class. It was boring like always. Suddenly, I had to pee. Both times I got up and quickly peed in the corner against the wall next to my table. my chair squeaked but luckily the teacher didn't notice anything because I was just off camera during class.
My sister usually pees on the floor from her chair instead of getting up.
That's how our day went today. We are home-schooled so we don't have many friends to tell these things to. But that's okay. At least we can do whatever we want whenever we want!
Our mom knows we go potty on the floor too. She prefers us to do our business whenever we need to even if there isn't a bathroom nearby.
Bye for now!
Denise
I've been thinking about big vs small accidents, just jumping off my last post and prompted by Catherine mentioning poop accidents always being really big. So I thought I'd add a bit more detail here....also prompted by Catherine's encouragement! I'm so glad you find this stuff interesting, it helps me a lot to process my accidents by thinking through different aspects and sharing them. So, thank you <3
Anyway, looking back I'm lucky that my mom always insisted me and my sister wear underwear that is kind of a boxer brief style. I have mentioned before that I had to wear cycling shorts under skirts for modesty growing up, and my underwear was similar, but shorter - bikini cut was not allowed, it was kind of a very short boyshort type. And because my poop accidents were always so big, thankfully the poop never escaped my underwear, but it definitely went down my legs a bit.
The two biggest poop accidents I had were the ones that I did well, kind of intentionally. I've written about them both here, once was pooping my pants in my snowsuit when I couldn't hold it anymore, and the other time was when I pooped my jeans in a park across from some locked public bathrooms. Both were instances where I was on the verge of an accident, but probably could have held on a little longer, but decided to have the 'accident' on my own terms, so to speak.
All my poop accidents have been like, the biggest poop ever, ha! But each of those other times, once I've finally got to the bathroom, I've still been able to poop just a little bit more on the toilet. I think what happens is most of it comes out accidentally, but at the very end there's a small amount that technically needs some active pushing to get the last of it, and I never did that during an accident - I couldn't imagine it! It was just rush to hide or get to the bathroom as quickly as possible rather than any consideration of whether the poop was complete! But when I pooped those two times 'on purpose', I did get all of it out.
One thing I noticed about those accidents was that the poop would creep down my leg a bit. Not in a runny way, just rather the ball of solid poop couldn't tent out any further, so it would continue filling my underwear down one leg or the other. Never both legs, it would always just be one! I remember when I pooped my pants in the park and I was trying to waddle home, I could feel that the poop had crept down to my left upper thigh. It almost felt like the whole load was tilting left and I was terrified it would escape my underwear and stain my jeans! Thankfully that did not happen. Anyway that particular accident always stands out in my mind. While I was able to cover my butt with my sweatshirt, I was embarrassed by the size of the load in my pants. It was just sooo much poop.
I do wonder sometimes whether a smaller accident would feel less embarrassing. I cannot imagine a scenario for myself in which having a poop accident is not embarrassing, but the aspects I found hard were ones I associate with the size of accident. I've had to either pull my pants up or hang onto my waistband before, because the accident was so big it was sagging my pants down noticeably. It also affects being able to walk normally, I haaaaate the pooped pants waddle and the way you can feel this huge thing in your pants just swinging back and forth as you try to walk. And of course, the bulge being SO big there is just no chance of it going undetected. I've heard people talk about pooping and having minimal bulge and getting away with it....that has definitely never been true for me.
On that note - I was thinking back on accidents past, and wondering how long it's been since I had one. I thought nearly seven years...turns out it's over eight years now! Thank goodness for that! I have a good routine with some helpful ADHD organizational habits, plus my meds, and that has made a world of difference. There has been the occasional close call over the years, but thankfully the accidents have stopped. I am grateful for that!Tig
Natural laxative
Hi - Its Tig
Yesterday afternoon I prepared one of Rya natural laxatives which had chopped onion and cabbage and a few spices mixed into it, tasted quite nice.
Today, morning, I felt like I really needed to go.
So, barefooted, I squatted low down on the toilet seat and got myself into a resting squat just like Rya had shown me.
I am lucky, on one side of my toilet is a handle for helping people to get in and out of the bathtub, which I can easily reach.
On the other side a wash basin which I can also easily reach.
So very easy for me to keep my balance while squatting low.
At first nothing, so I pushed very gently and was instantly rewarded with a small, but loose fart.
Felt really good and it sounded a bit different.
Still squatting, if I pushed slightly, I instantly blew out a good bassy loose fart, just like one of mum's morning farts.
Fantastic, the relief felt so good on my stomach.
Continued squatting pushed again and pooped out a couple of decent sized logs.
It was a little bit loose I think that was Rya's natural laxative at work.
As usual I seemed to have a lot of gas, but I seemed to be blowing it out.
I think that's why you need to squat as low as you can, incase you do a fart that splatters.
Another thing I noticed was it smelled really bad, squatting so low was closer to everything.
Also I could only squat for about 10 minutes as my legs starting cramping so I got up and sat down on the toilet.
However it seemed that I had certainly caused my bowels to start moving because I continued to toot when comfortably sitting on the toilet.
Yeah, I was starting to feel really good all my gas being released, if not a little noisily.
Just as well I was alone at home, I find if home alone I like them being loud and big, strange as that seems.
Does anyone else find that squatting helps you to go?
I actually have contacted Ann and said I have something that could help her and to come up next time she's struggling with constipation.
Will keep you updated
Love from Tig
Leah
Last night
I finished work at 2pm, at about 13:45 I felt a cramp hit me, like someone punched my guts, but I ignored it.
I normally walk home, but took the bus as I had a quick turn-around as I had to quickly get ready for my works Christmas party that evening, so I got home I took off all my clothes, made a cup of tea before i had an accident, walked into the bathroom lifted up the loo seat and plopped my bum down.
For all that desperation nothing was happening, I had a pee which lasted about a minute followed by a tiny plop and I could feel this huge mass of poo blocking my rectum, I didn't have time to be constipated, with a strained voice I cried out "why now"
After about 5 or 10 minutes my bathroom phone rang, my colleague Johnny was on his way to pick me up and drive us to the party. I wanted to cry so I stood up, jumped in the shower and put on the dress I had prepared for the party.
After all the water I drank that day, I was still constipated, unbelievable. This is the morning after and I still haven't been, at least now I have time. I'm thinking on buying some dulcolax, huh
Omega
To Catherine
Wow, that sounds brave going Number 2 in a trash can, so good that the mayor helped you :) Hope everything is fine for you, Alan, your stepdaughter and your son. And hope you didn't tell Joey about it... the danger is that he may tell at school.
Mike
To Leah
Hi great stories hopefully you have had a big poo and got rid of your constipation would love to hear about it speak soon
Robyn & Victoria
Jenny's Survey
Nice to see everyone again!
Here are our answers to Jenny's survey questions. We're from the Northern United States
1) Bathrooms outside of the home: (public) bathroom, restroom
2) Walls around a toilet in public where you may or may not see feet separating multiple toilets: stall, bathroom stall
3) Wiping material: toilet paper
4) Underwear you pull down: panties or undies
5) Poop stains in underwear: skidmarks
6) When you fart and a little poop comes out: shart
7) urinal: urinal, stand-up toilet
We've missed you!
Love from,
Victoria
&
Robyn
Annie
Very quick big poop after breakfast
Good morning. Got up around 8:15 (to avoid the bathroom rush since some of the guys take ages in the washroom), grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste, brushed my teeth, went to the washroom, put my toothbrush and toothpaste in my room and went upstairs for breakfast. It was extremely quiet upstairs since my caregiver was sleeping in her room, her son was sleeping on the carpeted living room floor because of his broken leg so first I looked to see if she left breakfast on the table. Yup. Grabbed a small package of coffee (they come in individual serving sizes that you cut the top off and pour into hot or cold water), put it on the table, microwaved my cup of water for one minute, poured the coffee pouch into the cup, threw the pouch out and brought the coffee to the table. On the table was one open-faced (sandwich with no bread piece on top) with an egg, onions, jalapeno peppers and hot sauce (yes I love spicy food). There was a sandwich with the same thing. There was an apple and banana too but I decided to eat the sandwiches for breakfast and eat the fruit for lunch. She usually leaves out 2 prepared meals (breakfast and lunch) and cooks dinner later. Breakfast was delicious. Afterwards I took my 9 AM medications right on time (I turned off my alarm before I came upstairs). Very full but satisfied and grateful. I grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs carefully and slowly. Not long after coming downstairs I felt a major urge so I grabbed my Walmart bag, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went outside my room, put those flip flops on, closed the door, turned off the light, went to the washroom, turned on the light, went in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and WHOOSH peed a lot first. I have always had long pees since I was a little girl. Then once my bladder was empty I pushed. I kind of dreaded this since I didn't know if the poop was going to be hard. I have had chronic constipation off and on since I was a baby. Since I moved in with my caregiver she has had everyone here and I on a very, very healthy diet and lots of water. The poop was solid but still was easy enough to push out. And it came out fairly quickly. Made me wonder how big it was. Finally I was done. Phew! What a relief! I'm still not 100% empty (my stomach) but hopefully by the end of today I will be. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. Wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. P.U. lol. Once I was done I put the toilet paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, turned around and looked into the toilet. Wow! There was a really weird shaped poop in the toilet sort of like a lopsided thick ring. At one end had a really dark brown piece. It was really thick. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Grabbed the Walmart bag off the floor, washed my hands at the sink, turned off the tap, opened the door, turned off the light, walked to my room, took the flip flops off, opened the door, went in, closed the door, put on the flip flops and have been writing this for the last while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy, happy and is having a good Monday so far (it's same old, same old here). I think breakfast, coffee and water helped me poop. Have a good day/night.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieAnnie
Big lumpy looking poop over half an hour after breakfast
Good morning. Got up around 8:15, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste, put my feet into my flip flops after I sat up, got up, walked to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went into the hallway, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, walked to the washroom, went pee, washed my hands, brushed my teeth, put my toothbrush and toothpaste in my room and went upstairs for breakfast. My caregiver wasn't up yet so I went back downstairs until about 8:30. By that time she was up making breakfast. She brought a big pot of something to the table and instead of plopping a bunch of food on the plate she asked if it was enough, do I want more? I politely said no thank you. She showed me how to cut the potatoes with the spoon. I said thank you and took some of everything on the spoon. It took a while but I chewed well and enjoyed the food. After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications right on time. I grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my water jar off the table and carefully went downstairs while holding onto the handrail. A while ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag from the floor, went to the door, took the flip flops off, opened the door, walked outside my room, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big lumpy feeling poop. It wasn't really hard, just bumpy. I'm just happy that it was coming out. Finally I was done so I pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper, grabbed it, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. It was kind of messy. Put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs. Then I stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a big lumpy looking poop that looked solid in the toilet. I don't know how many feet or inches long that it was but it took up quite a bit of the toilet hole. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Went to the sink, washed my hands, turned off the tap, picked up the Walmart bag, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, left the washroom, walked to my room, turned on the light, took the flip flops off, opened the door, went in, closed the door, put the flip flops on, dried my hands on the towel, came to bed and have been writing this for a while. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieScooter
A New Way to Poop
Today I tried one of those "squatty potties". For those who don't know what this is, it is basically a wide plastic stool that you put you feet on while sitting on the toilet to poop. I think the theory behind it is that it puts your body in a more natural position for pooping- like squatting but you can still sit on the toilet like usual. Using this handy gadget my poop slid right out very naturally and quickly. I stayed on the toilet after that even though I felt empty and I'm glad I did. After about 3 minutes a second wave of poop came out and I really felt cleaned out.Denise
Some responses to Catherine:
Oh you are so sweet, and I'm sorry to hear you've been suffering with diarrhea! That sounds awful. I hope you're feeling better now!
Yes, it's true same as you my accidents have always been, well, huge. I could never relate to other stories where people have smaller or discreet accidents. But, mine have always been a result of holding it too long, rather than trusting a fart or other types of 'incidents' people seem to have. I do wonder what it would be like to have a smaller accident, although I hope I never find out!
Interesting question re: can I focus better when I really need to go. I thought about it, and realized I couldn't really answer because my ADHD hyperfocus happens fairly often, whether I have to go or not. So, I decided to conduct a little experiment! I waited until I had a strong urge to pee, then sat down and tried to do a very boring task I've been putting off. I definitely struggle to focus when it's a task I'm not interested in, so I thought this would be a better test than getting absorbed in something I enjoy. So, I worked at this task until I had to pee so bad I just couldn't hold it anymore. Then I went to the bathroom, relieved myself, and came back to keep working on it. And I must say, I noticed my mind wandered a lot more after I'd gone pee! So perhaps it's true that I can focus better when I have to go. That does make me wonder whether it's played a role in some of my accidents....something to think about!
Anna from Austria
High fibre poop
Hello there. A new story from me. I started to eat chia seeds on daily basis now and the effect on my digestive system is intersting.
I have always been more explosive pooper. Pre, mid and post poo farts are common for me. But after eating chia seeds I become even a bit more explosive.
Normally I have do very sligh push after the post poop fart but with the chia seeds, aprrft ime fart comes and a very soft turd just slides out of my behind. It is fascinating how fast it works but also scary.
Like mentioned above, post poop farts are normal, especially when I have to hold it. It is scary because I never if I can do a post poop fart now with worrying to poop my pants.
greetings from Austria
Anna
Thunder
Nothing Special
For those that are not aware I have a neurological condition which affect my bodily functions and how I manage in the community generally.
I also have speech and hearing difficulties.
Yesterday a I did there biggest and most solid poo I have done for a while...the process was exhausting but satisfying.
That afternoon I had to go to the local shopping center and it was very busy and whilst I can still function it does make it hard.
I escaped to the toilet...locked the door...sat down, farted...had a wee and just sat there for a few minutes to escape and get my equilibrium back...it was such a wonderful "mini escape!"
I then went and had my weekly massage with Abby and a part of this is a colon massage...she really worked on that part of my anatomy.
Whilst there was an "accumulation" it was not as bad as other times.
Abby is lovely and a competent masseuse but her English is very limited. Her facial expressions, although subtle tell a lot. I know she could feel a mass in there.
Bye the way I saw the gastroenterologist last week and he does not think a colonoscopy is warranted as my poo sample is fine and the constipation is linked to my neuro condition...my blood tests are fine.
Today I am not fine!
Got a hard poo in there and it does not want to budge!
Thunder
Tuesday, December 3, 2024
David P
Latest News
Hey everyone David P here
Jasmin K: please please, come back to the forum I miss your stores, how are you doing? really would like to know an update on the poos?
Abbie: I do wish you would return to. I hope you are well, maybe you are just busy, to busy to post. But I do hope you are not struggling in silence pushing out your big fat poos. If you do read this, please do post again and any questions ask away as I'd be happy to help you have easier poos.
Now quick update,
I have gone back to having smaller poos and softer logs but strangely for the last couple months I was going for a poo every 4 or 5 days and when I went I ended up blocking the loo as they were so fat and long, like thick snakes and also made me bleed. I blocked the loo at home once and my family had to unblock it so after that I decided when I got the urge I would hold it and drive to work or the gym if not at work and go for a poo there. It often consisted of going to the toilet, closing the door of the cubicle. I would have to hold my breath and push as when I stopped pushing these logs would dangle out of my bum hole like a resting tail. The start was rock hard and knobbly and actually hurt me coming out when I pushed and made me bleed, always blood on the paper. I was having to push and scrunch up my face the whole time sat on the work toilet (although it was over quickly and not like the pushing old posters like Jasmin K or Abbie had to do) It was over in like 1 minute max but still alot of hard pushing. The snake would still be coming out my bum with each push when the other end was in the water. It never made a sound as it would just drop as it was so long. You guessed it after wiping and flushing it blocked up. Left the work toilet for the cleaner to sort! I did the same a week after at my gym, had to push really hard and the snake was massive and thick and too blocked it. Not sure why that happened but for around a month I was doing such big poos every 4 or 5 days like this, maybe a bout of constipation perhaps?
Now I am going every 3 days and I am back pooing at home again on my squatty potty as all I have to do is squat on the potty and the log slides out without pushing like before and I can poo at home as they are not big enough to block anymore...
Any ideas what happened?Michael
Norwich Poster
I enjoyed reading your post about your John Lewis poo it sounds like you and the other lady totally bombed that toilet look forward to hearing more from you
LINDSEY J
Reply to Emma two
When my mom told me to pull my pants and panties back up, the poop was only sticking about an inch out of my butt. It was difficult, but I managed to pull int back in. What made it even more difficult was that while walking back to the car, I had to walk past the piles off poop that my two brother had made. One of my brothers even said "I'm so glad I'm not a girl and I'm allowed to poop outside". My mom said, "there had better not be any poop in your panties, because you are holding till you get home!". I was clenching my butt the whole way home. I made it to the toilet at home with only a small stain on my painted.
Annie
Big lumpy looking poop over half an hour after breakfast
Good morning. Got up around 8:15, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste, put my feet into my flip flops after I sat up, got up, walked to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went into the hallway, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, walked to the washroom, went pee, washed my hands, brushed my teeth, put my toothbrush and toothpaste in my room and went upstairs for breakfast. My caregiver wasn't up yet so I went back downstairs until about 8:30. By that time she was up making breakfast. She brought a big pot of something to the table and instead of plopping a bunch of food on the plate she asked if it was enough, do I want more? I politely said no thank you. She showed me how to cut the potatoes with the spoon. I said thank you and took some of everything on the spoon. It took a while but I chewed well and enjoyed the food. After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications right on time. I grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my water jar off the table and carefully went downstairs while holding onto the handrail. A while ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag from the floor, went to the door, took the flip flops off, opened the door, walked outside my room, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a big lumpy feeling poop. It wasn't really hard, just bumpy. I'm just happy that it was coming out. Finally I was done so I pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper, grabbed it, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. It was kind of messy. Put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs. Then I stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a big lumpy looking poop that looked solid in the toilet. I don't know how many feet or inches long that it was but it took up quite a bit of the toilet hole. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Went to the sink, washed my hands, turned off the tap, picked up the Walmart bag, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, left the washroom, walked to my room, turned on the light, took the flip flops off, opened the door, went in, closed the door, put the flip flops on, dried my hands on the towel, came to bed and have been writing this for a while. Hopefully everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie