Tig
Noisy
Hi - Its Tig
I have been having one of Rya natural laxatives every couple of days and they work okay, I certainly poop more, without too much straining.
The only problem is I now seem to produce more and more gas, which can be embarrassing.
I go to the office typically on Monday, so before I do I make sure I sit or squat down on my toilet at home to try and relieve any gas and poop.
You should hear the rude noises I make and the smell, wow, glad I'm at home.
My poor toilet cops it so much now, I just keep it clean.
So last Monday I go to the office and up to about 11.00am, just holding onto my gas, but eventually I really needed to fart.
I was going to go outside, but it was raining, so I went into the ladies.
Good, nobody was in there, so I went to the end stall and sat down.
I have found I can hold a wad of toilet paper up against my butt which will muffle any noise.
But nobody was in there so I didn't worry.
I have also found you can just gently let them out and they are quieter
So I just sat there, gently easing them out, piff, poof, puff, good relief, just quietly doing this in the work toilet.
They did smell though, which was a worry.
Then someone came in and sat in the stall nearest the door.
I leaned down and looked under the partitions and saw it was a woman from the office.
She was a nice woman, I liked her.
She tinkled for a while and then sat.
I was wishing she'd get up, because I felt like I had more gas coming.
We both just kept sitting and I started day dreaming while looking at my phone
Oh dear, suddenly I produced rather a deep booming fart that echoed in the bowl and in the bathroom.
I did cut it off towards the end, but too late. I was so embarrassed and it smelled so bad, I could tell it was wet as well and I felt like I had do more.
I then heard a snicker from the woman and she started to tinkle again.
Amazingly she then also did a large booming fart and started to plop.
She did several plops and farting in between each one and then continued to sit.
Meanwhile I was holding on and holding on to whatever was putting pressure on my butt.
I decided couldn't hold on anymore, so I relaxed and sat, made sure my legs were closed, maybe keep the noise and smell in.
Started off with a hissing fart, that quickly became a booming fart and several fast plops and finally splattered the bowl with a noisy wet fart.
In spite of feeling really relieved I was so embarrassed.
I was just going to say seated as I did not want the woman to know it had been me and I still felt like I had more gas
The woman sat for a bit longer, she still did several small hissing farts, barely audible, but toilet bowls and bathroom's always seem to amplify noises.
She then got up, washed her hands and left. Thank goodness.
I continued to sit for a while longer and I was glad I was still on the toilet as I splattered into the bowl several more times.
These natural bowel movers work quite well, you don't need to push, you just sit and let it happen and it does happen.
The problem is you get much gas with wet farts, make sure you are on the toilet if you think you need to fart, probably more than a fart.
I suppose you call them Juicy Farts.
I then cleaned up and left a smell in the stall, lucky only one person came in, while I was in there.
Afterwards I felt so good, my bowels felt really empty all my gas had gone
I also spoke to Ann, I told her I can maybe help with her constipation problem and gave her some of the natural bowel movers recipes I had.
She said she would try them out and get back to me.
Will keep you updated
Love from TigApril
School Dilemma
Has anyone ever had to be in a situation where like me they hated and basically refused to poop at school unless they had to, but by holding it in all day it would lead to a gas buildu and the embarrassing situation of farting in class would become a factor. In my case I would suffer in pain in almost every case but I feel like pooping at school is less embarrassing overall than even sneakily farting in class. I'm curious on what most people picked was it the first option of pooping at school, the second of farting in class or the bathroom or the hallway even, or the third to do neither but deal with the pain all day. It was a constant dilemma for me.
Responses to Shauna B's survey
1. If you're asking about on my hands, the answer is yes. It is hard to wipe with these dumb 4x4 inch squares of toilet paper that they have in every bathroom at my school. With the exception of the one in the principals offices, that is. Whether I'm standing or sitting, wiping is tricky but I'm trying to do better.
2. As a toddler I remember my mom getting mad a couple of times at home when I hurried out of the bathroom because I was doing something I wanted to finish. I had forgotten to flush. So she had me drop my tights and she did 3 wipes. Each had evidence that I wasn't using (she had a dumb term for it I can't remember) to take time to clean myself thoroughly. She got more upset when she pulled the toilet paper for the 3rd wipe.
3. Don't remember.
4. Yes, this involved my older sister. She pooped in the pocket of his baseball glove which he left on the bench at the park. She just went into the portable toilet there and did the act. With no one around, she put the glove back on the bench. I guess he came back later for it. He had kind of broken their relationship off.
5. About 15 minutes, perhaps 20. I had just started my crap when the civil defense alarm went off at school. I knew it wasn't the real thing because we had 4 or 5 of those drills a year. I did my crap, kept my privacy door shut and I put my feet up against it in case the bathroom was checked. It wasn't.
6. Mom got on my case a couple of times when I was home when she did the wash. Sorry. I did my best!
April
Going Over Catherine's list
As someone who has an intense fear of pooping anywhere from home alone in my own bathroom because of my trauma. I tend to hold it and go every few days which causes my poops to be bigger, louder, messier, and stinkier than average which tends to make me want to hold it more and it is a vicious cycle. I'll go 10-1 and elaborate on my thoughts on each.
10. Diarrhea- While this is a beautiful word, it can absolutely be embarrassing and painful, especially in public or at someone's house. I guess the one side to it is that it can sound like you're just taking a pee, but sadly the smell (which can be worse than normal poop and the loud farts that usually accompany it usually betrays the simple pee theory. Also the cleanup can be tough.
9. Having accidents, so I've never had an accident but I can only imagine how embarrassing it can be to wet or soil yourself espeically in public or at a place like school where kids never forget things like that, the humiliation of peeing and pooping in your pants instead of a toilet is almost unimaginable.
8. Clogging a toilet I have sadly done too many times, and I have some embarrassing stories to share at some point, the roller coaster heart in your throat feeling when a toilet doesnt flush at someone's house and you dont know where a plunger is, it's bad enough for someone to hear and smell you poop but to see the aftermath is truly horrific I even get embarrassed in public when it happens, because they are supposed to have super flush toilets.
7. Having to go in public or at a friend's house is the hardest part for me, peeing is still not great but I can manage but pooping in public work or school especially where people know you is brutal, same for someone's house, for an insanely shy pooper like myself I envy those who can sit and poop anywhere and I hope by some miracle that can be me one day. But droping a load when others are around is truly terrible.
6. Having to go urgently is rough simply because you have three choices try to hold it suffer through pain and risk making it to a pirvate bathroom, not make it and have an accident or have to sit and use the nearest toilet which while slightly less embarrassing can be hard. Urgent bathroom trips also often come with more noise and odor and a chance of toilet clogging since at least my body is pissed that I held it for so long it's getting revenge by making it as public as possible during the release.
5. Cleaning up can absolutely be humiliating I tend to have messy poops and having someone hear how much toilet paper I use is really hard especially if its like at school like one ply, the fear of getting it on my person is rough or if god forbid i don't have or run out of toilet paper and have to pull up my pants with a dirty butt or ask someone to burrow some, which is a dead giveaway that I had a messy poop.
4. I hate pooping so while I envy those who enjoy it, I can't relate to it, other than the relief of letting out a few days of poop can feel good.
3. The size of poop can be embarrassing I hate having a massive poop in a toilet when someone looks at it, because let's be honest a small poop is always going to flush unless the toilet is broken or someone forgets but has look at how big a poop I had makes me want to cry.
2. The sounds are the second most embarrassing part of pooping for me, I never ever have quiet poops I wish I did so much. The plops and splashes of poop are odviously humiliating, but farts, espeically the wet ones from diarrhea along with occassional grunts, groans, moans, and sighs that involuntarily come from me can be really embarrassing along with the sound of the toilet paper holder being rolled or the toilet struggling to flsuh add to the embarrassment of pooping.
1. The number one most embarrassing reason I hate pooping is the smell, it's no suprise that all poop stinks, but mine are especially bad, having a really stinky poop around someone in public or at their house is awful, it makes me feel so gross and makes me wish that my poops were silent and didn't stink too much. Smelly poops are humilaiitng and at times inconsiderate of others but it is a bathroom.
So there is my list I hope to have the courage to share my half a dozen humiliating poop experiences that made me the person I am when it comes to pooping, this was really hard for me to share and I appreciate all of those who read it!Embarrassing Pooper
To Catherine
What I find most embarrassing about pooping is just the vulnerable position one finds oneself in. Lower half exposed, pants binding feet at the ankles, stuck on the seat (can't get up if something is coming out). I'd rather be seen naked than seen on the toilet with my pants down.Signature
Public loo etiquette
Hi folks, lurked for a while and decided to try posting. For some background I'm male, 30, live in the UK, and I've always been quite a shy pooper. I feel like not a lot of guys are when it comes to this stuff, butvi've had a few embarrassing experiences that made me self conscious about it. I will go in public if I have to, but only because when I gotta go I gotta go.
This post is about a really awkward moment I had a couple of years ago. I was out and about and I felt the urge. I knew I couldn't make it home so I thought of Mt options, and the local library seemed the best bet. Inside it was a urinal and one toilet with its own lockable door. I had just got in there and pulled my pants down, hovering over the seat when I heard the door to the toilets open. I froze, wondering if he was about to try the door, but I heard him unzip and start peeing. I sat down, waiting for him to finish. Soon his stream stopped and I listened out, but the tap had been running for a good few minutes at this point. I glanced upwards at the ceiling.
Through the reflection in the lighting panel, I could see over the wall of the toilet that he was fixing his hair. I squirmed in place, as I really didn't want to let it out while he was in here. After a few minutes though, a hissing fart leaked out of me. I nervously looked up again and could see he had stopped and I saw him looking upwards too, so that we made awkward eye contact; me sat on the toilet, farting. He made a bit of a disgusted face but he put away his comb, washed his hands, and quickly left, at which point I could finally poo.
I don't know why you would spend so much extra time in a public toilet tbh, though I'm guessing he didn't know I was in there, even though the door was locked. Needless to say, I was really embarrassed, lol
Em
Denise, I've had similar accidents
Enjoyed your stories, Denise, and they're similar to ones that I've had growing up, and still sometimes do. I used to hold it for so long but was afraid of going in front of people, which led to lots of pee and poop accidents. I remember hanging out with some friends at a friend's house and really needing the bathroom. We were watching a movie and I was waiting for the movie to end so that I could go to the bathroom. I remember standing up and going to get a drink of water so that I could cross my legs, as my poop was almost coming out in my pants. Thinking back about it now, why didn't I just go to the bathroom?? But as I stood there pouring myself a drink of water, I bent my knees and could feel a big poop pushing out into my pants. I felt the bulge with my hand and it felt huge, but it was just the beginning of a much larger poop. I came back to the living room where the movie was playing and just hovered there. I then said something like "I'll be right back, keep watching though" and waddled to the toilet. I remember looking at the back of my leggings in the mirror and there was quite a bulge there. I dumped out the poop which was thankfully quite firm, in the toilet, and cleaned my panties out as best as I could. I remember feeling terrified that my friends would smell me. I was 14 or 15 at the time.
Anyway, I've had lots of those types of accidents since. I'm almost 30 now and just last week had an accident in the car on the way home from work.
I enjoy reading everyone's stories.Flight Attendant
Hello, I have been a flight attendant for 2 years now for a Seattle based airline. I found this forum in a search accouple months ago. Oddly enough, I have become a fan of a poster named Jenny who signs off as "Skidmarked in Seattle."
I am a very clean and educated woman. I actually have a master's degree in teaching, but decided I would be happier for a while taking a breakfro teaching and traveling. I do like to wear cute and comfortable underwear, often cotton thongs and regular panties. I have never had an accident in my pants that I could remember, nor even a wet fart. Honestly, I had never seen a skid marked pair of women's underwear, my own or someone else's until when I started flying. For some reason, whether it is the long hours, the bad toilet paper in planes or the cramped bathrooms where it is difficult to wipe (I am 5'10") I have been getting skid marks since 2022. I was kind of living in shame, but no figured no one would ever find out until I shared a hotel with my gay male flight attendant friend "Jack" . I neglected to pick up a white pair of skid marked Calvin Klein bikini panties next to my and blushed as I saw him see the dirty pair on the floor. My friend reassured me that he had shared his share of hotel rooms with flight attendants over the last 5 years and it happens to everyone he states due to the aforementioned reasons. He says nobody feels clean after a flight, especially if you have been on a plane for more than 8 hours. Jack said he was amazed on how many female flight attendants still wear light colored underwear despite how difficult it is to get clean after pooping on an airplane. Jack himself wore exclusively black boxer shorts under his uniform and said the only place he has seen more skid marks is the everyone's white briefs on a high school football team. I have two younger brothers so I have seen many boy's skidmarked "tightie whities" but never saw a pair of skidmarked panties in the locker rooms being on the tennis and cheerleading team in high school. I am no longer as grossed out or embarrassed by my own skidmarks, but I never look at another flight attendent without thinking their underwear is as dirty as mine. However I am starting to leave the light colored panties at home while I travel and sticking to the black thongs.
Anyone else have this problem while they travel?
To Catherine
Catherine I saw your post about being embarrassed about pooping don't be embarrassed about poopin we all do it! Me & my mom are open about going potty & poopin she texted me the other day & said she clogged the toilet! lol she said her turd was HUGE!! When was your last poop & where did u drop your load? In public or at home? I'd love to hear from u! My name is Austin by the way!!Thunder
Shauna B Survey
I refer to the above survey....Question 1 I sometimes have poo escaping my butt hole when constipated or if I have urgency...it happens from time to time.
Question 2 I have had my bottom wiped many times by my various therapist.
The first occasion was many years ago I was given an enema and sitting on the pot pushing out hard rocks and she wanted me to finish up so as I could get a further enema. I went to wipe and she jumped in and wiped for me.
Question 3 I have never picked up on someone with a badly wiped bottom
Question 4 I have never used poop to get back at someone....hopefully I have always been sufficiently respectful in that area. Question 5 maybe half an hour or 40 minutes is my longest time on the toilet...it happened when the laxatives kicked in after prolonged constipation....very hard work but so rewarding.
When I have had enema treatment ( a fair while ago) I can be o the toilet before I start the enema and have three enemas on on the pot after each one...all within the space of a bit over one hour.
Question 6 Due to my neurological condition I often have trouble wiping but have a bidet at home and now have a hand held bidet to use when at work or in the community....I wear incontinence undies that make up for my lack of wiping skills. I am on a plan whereby I am entitled to have someone with me when I leave the house and that someone would attend to my toilet needs...I have not used that part of the plan yet.
ThunderMike
To leah
I thought you might have got over your constipation now but sadly you are still struggling maybe you need to try keep more hydrated like you said as that usually helps keep things moving it must be so frustrating sitting there and just plopping out small pieces when you're probably hoping to drop some big logs out and get the relief you need I like your thinking tho with the word search while you sit there as it can be boring on the toilet especially if your not making any progress speak soon
Saturday, December 14, 2024
STEPHEN.P
KEEPIN REGULAR
Phone woke me this morning ,had a wee went to kitchen made tea and drank then had to have a NUMBER TOO went upstairs and used the THETFORD 245 POTTIE . Three months now taking LAXIDO every morning is keeping me regular
Catherine
Bowel Movement Embarrassment
I recently found an article on Bustle about pooping. It was funny and I enjoyed reading it! However, it claimed that the smell of our poops is what we find embarrassing about pooping.
I find all these things embarrassing:
1. The smell
2. The sounds
3. The size
4. That while it smells bad, can look gross, and can be huge, that I thoroughly enjoy doing it!
5. Cleaning up
6. Having to go urgently
7. Having to go in public or at a friend's house
8. Clogging a toilet
9. Having accidents
10. Diarrhea
I really appreciate this forum because we can talk about this subject as if it is a normal part of our lives like eating a meal, driving a car, picking out clothes, taking care of kids, being in love. It really helps that I can sympathize with others and that others sympathize with me.
What embarrasses you? What doesn't? I would love to hear from you!
Love to all!
Catherine!Emma two
Cold caller windup
I was taking a phone call yesterday and it was one those annoying accident claim companies. I decided to play around with the guy I was talking to. He asked me if I'd ever had an accident that was worthy of a claim. I told him I had and I'd like to make a claim for it. He's asked me what happened and I had a hard time not laughing as I told him I had an accident in my knickers. I told him I had diarrhoea and I couldn't hold it and I wouldn't like to claim for some new underwear and compensation for the embarrassment of it. The phone went quiet for a while as he thought about what to say next. He then said he wasn't sure I could claim for something like that and I hung up knowing that would be the last time I heard from him.!
Period Poops
Question for women:
Do you experience period poops that are different from regular poops?
They seem to be worse than regular poops, even though they're a common occurrence during the time of the month.
Annie
Had a big poop though not everything yet
Got up this morning, went to the washroom, brushed my teeth, put my toothbrush and toothpaste in my room and went upstairs for breakfast. Had noodles with ground beef, carrots, noodles and green beans on top of rice. The light was off but my caregiver was up (she sometimes likes sitting in the dark). While I was eating she pointed to the apple on the table and said to have that for lunch. It took a while to eat the noodles but afterwards I took my 9 AM medications, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar, thanked her and went downstairs. Finally a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag, stood up, walked to the door, took my flip flops off, opened the door, left my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom (it was getting harder to hold). Turned on the light, went in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first a lot then pushed out a big solid poop. There was a lot. Whew the relief. Finally the last of it came out and laid in the toilet. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some off the roll then put the toilet paper roll back into the Walmart bag. I put the Walmart bag on the floor then started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. The toilet paper was very messy. Put the toilet paper into the toilet (between my legs), stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, put the toilet paper into the Walmart bag and turned to look in the toilet. Wow there was a long thick solid poop in the toilet. It took up quite a bit of the toilet. Wow. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands, turned off the tap, picked up the Walmart bag, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light and walked to my room across the hall. Turned on the light (remember it's outside my room), took my flip flops off, opened the door, went in, put the flip flops on in here, dried my hands on the towels in here and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieAnnie
To Jessica W & story
To Jessica W-Can you please not use Happy pooping at the end of your posts? Thank you. I came up with that in my early or mid 20s.
As for me right now, I just finished dinner which was full of vegetables, some beef on top of rice. I also had coffee, a good breakfast and lunch so hopefully I will have a second good poop today later. My body can use it. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy, happy and is having a good weekend so far.
Happy pooping and peeing
AnnieMD Dan
RE: Jessica W & Kate Pooped Her Pants!
Hey everyone! I'm glad to read all the great posts here!
Jessica W: Congrats on your upcoming anniversary and birthday! That sounds like an interesting place to poop, too!
The strangest place I ever pooped was in the back of my SUV when I was 20 years old. I was hunting at the time, early in January, and right after daybreak I had an uncontrollable urge to poop. Not wanting to poop in the open (because it'll keep the deer away and it was about 13 degrees F outside), I walked back to my SUV and climbed into the back (the rear seats had been folded down). I was parked on private property in the middle of the woods so I wasn't worried about anyone coming by. I grabbed a bag I had to pack out trash, awkwardly got my pants down and squatted, kind of on my knees in the back of SUV and took a dump into the bag. It was very uncomfortable but I felt much better!
Now for the most recent experience with Kate! A couple days after Thanksgiving, she was at my place and we decided to go for a walk early in the morning. She was wearing some black leggings and a fleece sweatshirt. We walked about a mile or so and turned around to head back. She had been farting quite a lot during the walk (as had I) and I joked to her, "Let's get back before you crap yourself!" I chuckled a little but she just looked at me with a weird expression and said, "Yes! Please! My stomach actually really hurts right now." I said, "Wait, are you serious? Are you about to shit your pants?" Her face turned bright red as we kept walking and she just said, "Um...yeah...it's not good! I'm sorry!" She couldn't even look at me anymore. Trying to comfort her, I said, "Look, just try not to think about it. If it happens, it happens, I don't care. Just do whatever you think you need to do and don't worry about me at all."
After I said that, we were only about 10 minutes from my house, but she stopped and looked at me again, her face was still red from embarrassment, but she managed to say quietly, "Really? You wouldn't care? Like not even a little bit?" I said, "No! I mean, it'd be kind of funny, I'm not gonna lie, but I wouldn't think any less of you." She got a little bit more red (which I didn't think was possible) and managed to give a small smile, and said, "Aw, that's actually really sweet. I mean, I'm going to try to make it either way but it's nice to know I have options. haha"
The sun was just starting to come up and no one was out. Maybe one or two cars had passed us the whole time, but no one was out walking around. We got about 7 minutes from my house and Kate's pace slowed significantly. I asked if she was okay. She said, "Yeah, but I'm getting really bad cramps. Holy crap, I need to shit so BAD!" She grabbed my hand and quickly pulled me off the roadway and into a little driveway area for a church. It had a short wall near the mailbox so if you were on the roadway you could only see us from the about the neck up. Immediately I knew she was going to do it. She stopped behind the wall and said, "I'm sorry, I can't hold it anymore!" She was shaking and squeezing her butt together, then, still holding my hand but kind of facing mostly away from me, she kind of leaned forward and grimaced. I heard a short crackle and then kind of a *pluuurp* and saw a massive bulge erupt in her pants, followed by some blubbery farting at the end. She was gripping my hand so tight it was starting to hurt. We both just kind of sat there a minute, I think she was taking time to process what just happened. I noticed her breathing again and she slowly turned to look at me. I was worried she'd be crying but she just had kind of a smirk and just said, "Oh...ok...that really just happened, didn't it?" Smirking back, I said, "Yeah, it did. Are you ok?" She said, "Um...well...honestly, yes. I'm ok. Embarrassed as hell, but I'm okay. Oh my God, can you tell?" She then turned to look back at her butt, saw the enormous grapefruit-sized bulge, and said, "Oh, oh my God, yes, you can tell. That's great..." She started laughing and said, "Can we maybe start walking back again?" We started back and we were able to pick up the pace quite a bit, making it back in only a few minutes.
I let her go clean herself up and take a shower. She thanked me for being so nice and understanding and not judging her at all. She said she actually ended up pooping a lot more (twice as much as she did in her leggings) in the toilet before getting in the shower. All the food she had for Thanksgiving finally made its way out. She admitted she had pooped herself as an adult before, but only a couple times and one of the times she had food poisoning so it was pretty much unavoidable. The other time was something similar to this and she was just caught too far away from a bathroom at the wrong time. Needles to say, this did bring us a little closer. All in all, she had a good attitude about the whole event and is able to laugh about it, at least with me.
Anyway, that's all for now! Have a great day, everyone!