Becky
Prozac poops, first poop at work ever
Emma Two, that's hilarious.
I've been on Prozac for almost 2 months now. It's working pretty well for my depression. Only bad thing is that I get a LOT of headaches and get nauseated sometimes.
I sometimes get diarrhea, but it's very mild, and I'm not sure if it's the drug anyway, because I get it sometimes (I used to think I have IBS, A but I'm not entirely sure. I can eat very spicy food and it doesn't always mess me up. I seem to get diarrhea when I'm stressed. Which is stupid). Otherwise, I am pooping more (and I already pooped a lot lol).
I even pooped at work once! First time I've ever done that. I had to go at like 11am, and was off at 4 or 5, something like that. In the past, I'd have just held it. This rarely came up as an issue because I'm very regular. Well, I felt nauseated and knew going would help me feel better. Weirdly, I wasn't desperate or anything, it's more that my stonach didn't feel right. So I went, it wasn't much, just a small log, but the nausea IMMEDIATELY went away. I courtesy flushed and sprayed some air freshener (imo, too much of it. I'm allergic. I was just trying to be considerate).
I was a little embarrassed and had trouble looking at people for the next half hour. Idk why, I know for a fact that several definitely poop at work! But honestly, I was kind of proud of myself.
This morning, I pooped a solid, big log after my first cup of coffee. I felt like there was more in there, but I don't like to push. So I had another cup of coffee, and pooped out several soft logs. Sheesh! I don't hate this though tbh.Anna from Austria
Period Poops Question for women:
I want to answer the question about Peroid poops.
Mine are different. I always do diarrhea-like poops. Sometimes real diarrhea that is like water and occasionally mushy poop.
greetings from Austria
Anna
Catherine and a story
The only things that really embarrass me is other people, people who complain at the smell or laugh at your farts, having another woman putting on makeup at the sink opposite your toilet and thinking they're timing you, listening for your poo to fall.
I could feel my poo pushing it's way out about an hour after lunchtime one day this week at work, I went to the ladies, picked up my glamour mag that I keep on the large tampax table at the end of the room, went in the nearest loo unclicked my belt, pulled my trousers and thong to my feet sat down with the seat up, I always find it more comfortable and left the door open. I rest my mag on my thighs and started flicking through it, I then farted quite loudly.
The car park is just outside the large open window and I could hear people smoking and chatting at the smoking shelter, which is a few yards away and it puts me off when it's noisy but my poo was stuck once again and I knew I needed to go, I crossed my arms and pushed them into my abdomen to get things moving, it didn't help.
After about 10 minutes of pushing and panting and plopping, I heard the bathroom door squeak open, it needs oil or something, it's very loud when it opens, so someone came in so I pushed my stall door closed with my leg. I heard someone go into the first toilet, slam the door shut, have a quick pee then she went to the sinks, she knocks on my door "leah are you in there" it was carly, a colleague, with a poo hanging out I strained "uuuuh, yeah car" pete is looking for you" "ok" I said, "I'll go find him in a minute" "haha you f*ING stink" she said as she walked out. I didn't feel very empty but a had a big log snaking into the bowl with a big sigh.John H
comment for Catherine
@Catherine. Hope you are well. I just wanted to say thanks for listing some of your top older stories. I did read them all and gave a detailed reply but it hasn't made it through to publication.
It took me a while to write and I can't remember most of what I said so I can't resubmit unfortunately. Perhaps I can try again at a later date if I can find the time.
Take care all.
John H.
MJD
To Leah
Leah-
Another couple of interesting stories - when you peed in the bush did you try and push at all first time to poop? It must have been embarrassing to get caught out - were you grunting or straining at the time?
Do you get constipated a lot then? I notice you mentioned that you have a puzzle book by the toilet? Do you wait to be by yourself to try and go? What's the longest time you've been sat on the toilet?
Keep the stories coming!Embarrassed Pooper
to Denise
Denise, you've referred to your big solid poo accidents. Will you share those stories soon? I'm very curious!Annie
A bit constipated
Hi all. Nothing special over here since I'm a little constipated (have been off and on since I was a baby. I eat a healthy diet, drink lots of water, do exercises in my room, go to a once a week exercise program that I'm picked up and dropped off for, etc). I also can't go to the doctor by myself because the brain surgery and stroke in 2013 caused memory loss. So I will increase my water intake, continue to eat healthy, do exercises and that should help. Just finished lunch and coffee (I'm allowed one a day because of my brain surgery, seizures and high blood pressure). So we'll see how that goes. If that doesn't help I will talk to my caregiver about taking me to the doctor. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. Please let me know if you like my stories. It seems like no one here comments about or cares about my stories.
Happy pooping and peeing hopefully
Annie
Embarrassed Pooper
Jenny (SIS) survey
Let me know what you call them, and where you are from!!
I am from Barrie, Ontario.
1) Bathrooms outside of the home
I call them bathrooms. Sometimes, I say 'washroom' as well, but only in polite company. I don't know why I feel like 'bathroom' is less polite than 'washroom', but I do.
2) Walls around a toilet in public where you may or may not see feet separating multiple toilets
The whole surrounding, counting the wall behind you and the door in front of you, I call a stall. The walls aside from the door, I call partitions.
3) Wiping material
I call it toilet paper. I think it's weird when people call it bathroom tissue or toilet tissue or whatever. Toilet paper.
4) Underwear you pull down
I say 'underpants' as a catch-all.
5) poop stains in underwear
I don't really talk about it out-loud, but I guess I'd call them skidmarks, or poo stains.
6) When you fart and a little poop comes out
Again, I don't really talk about this, but I'm familiar with the term 'shart'. I also might just call it an accident, or a poo accident.
7) Urinals
Urinals.
Princess Opal
I've been busy, but I'm back!!!
Catherine: I'm mostly just embarrassed if someone else is in the room and can hear the sounds and see the weird look on my face. I don't really mind if close (female) relatives see me pee, as long as my, er, pubes aren't visible to them, but there have only been 2 people I didn't mind if they saw me pooping. One is my sister and the other is my cousin. I guess it's because they're so kind and accepting of me in general, that I don't mind if they catch me in such an uncomfortable situation.
Lindsey J: I'm sorry your mom had such double standards for boys and girls. I have a cousin whose parents seriously favor her younger brothers because they're boys. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they made up rules like that. I do know she peed outside when we were in the mountains, but she never had to poop while we were there so I have no idea. Probably not gonna embarrass her by asking her, but I hope her situation improves, whether or not her parents micromanage her bowels. And when I have kids, I'll definitely treat them as fairly as I can. If my sons have to poop outside, my daughters can do it too.
Chakamami: Just wanted to let you know that y'all are some of my favorite posters! I especially wanted Kazumi to know that I'm sorry her mom was so weird over pooping. Thankfully I've known all my life that girls poop just as much as boys do. I'm pretty sure everyone knows that girls eat, and that food has to go somewhere. I eat a lot, so you can imagine that I poop a lot. I'm chubby, and I wonder if people make rude assumptions about me because of it. I have a really round, ???? belly, but just because I've always been kind of chubby doesn't mean that I'm a glutton, or that all I ever eat is junk food. I'd say my bowels are pretty regular (but maybe a little slow), but if I ate only junk food I'm sure I'd be constipated.
Do you ever think about the fact that many people have fond memories of meals they ate a long time ago, long after those meals were flushed down the toilet as poop? I mean, I remember special meals from birthdays and Christmas and Thanksgiving that were so good, I've remembered them forever. Yet, a day or two after they were in my mouth, I finished digesting them and they came out the opposite end. Which usually felt good. Although I also remember ???? meals that caused great pain while pooping. I guess this just goes to say that just because all the ingredients farmers grow, and all the meals people have lovingly cooked for me, turn into a big mess in the toilet, doesn't mean it's purposeless. We have to eat to survive, and the end result of our meals is just a healthy, natural part of our lives. I remember earlier this year my dad baked fresh biscuits, my mom pared fresh strawberries, and my sister made whipped cream. Those 3 things all went together for strawberry shortcake. It was so good, I was practically drowning in happiness. My stomach felt a bit stuffed, but not uncomfortable. The next morning, I sat on the toilet and did a big, moist turd that was easy to pass and felt really good. I felt all cleaned out and I noticed my poop had bits of red in it. I knew it was the strawberries! 8-year-old me would've felt bittersweet about something so sweet and ???? turning into a big mess of poop, but 19-year-old me is happy about things like that. My body is happy to be working properly!
Catherine
Responses
Denise: It is always so good to hear from you! In a recent post you commented that you wondered if a smaller, more discreet accident, would be less embarrassing. I wonder if the reason we've had accidents with huge poops is because a more medium-sized one would not cause an accident. I think of it like peeing. I can work for an hour or so knowing I have to pee if it doesn't feel like my bladder is too full. I find the feeling annoying. But when I've had a ton of water or some coffee and it feels like my bladder is going to explode, I make sure that I stop what I'm doing to go. I guess our bottoms can get so full that we cannot suppress the urge to release the load...I don't know. So, would it even be possible to have a "smaller" accident?
Also, I can imagine that it was traumatizing to have a reputation among your family for having accidents. You had no idea you had ADHD as a child and I can imagine that it would be difficult for you to cope with being the one to have accidents. I hope that sharing these things on this forum helps you to find peace with that part of your life and to know that you are an amazing person!
Mary-Ann: Great story! I hope that you are well! Welcome to the forum!
MD Dan: It's always good to hear from you. I am so sorry to hear that Kate had an embarrassing accident but it sounded as if you handled it like a gentleman. Good for you! I hope Kate knows that you are a keeper!
Period Poops: It is rare that I have urgent, explosive, or super soft poops during my period. I think the discipline of a high-fiber diet full of protein, good carbs, and plenty of natural fiber has disciplined my digestive system. Maybe once per year I'll have a period that leads to 3-4 mushy poops in a day rather than my two usual loggie BMs.
Shauna B: Here you go!
(1): have you ever got your poop something unintentionally (like itching your butt with something) - I am not sure I understand the question
(2): have you ever had your bottom wiped outside of being a baby / toddler - Alan has a couple of times!
(3): have you ever picked up on someone around might have a badly wiped bottom - Sometimes I have to tell my son to go back and clean up some more.
(4): best instance of using your poop to get back at someone - Never have done this!
(5): longest time you've been stuck on the toilet / worse poop - I've had attacks of diarrhea that have kept me on the toilet for an hour at a time.
(6): similar to (2) have you ever gotten in trouble for not wiping well No.
Anna from Austria: Great story! Are you used to Mexican Food? I love it but I usually have to use the bathroom after eating it!
Annie: It is always good to hear from you!
Jenny SIS: I hope you are well! I miss hearing from you!
Love to all!
Catherine!Princess Toadstool Peach
A Big Fat Oozy Poo Thick enough for the whole Toilet to Fill
Hello everyone I am Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am going to the royal bathroom for an afternoon BM break before my nap today. I feel my bladder tingling so I also need a wee too.
I head into the bathroom, I walk over to the toilet after closing the door, lift up the toilet lid, lift up my dress, pull my panties down to my ankles, give my bottom a little wiggle and sit down on the toilet adjusting myself and squatting as I feel a tight squeeze in my bottom releasing some hot gas as my bowels grow more and more stronger feeling a little crackle as I read the royal headlines in the newspaper "TOOOT PARRRPP PFFFTT!!!" Woo I have a feeling this won't end well. But whatever I better empty my dump waste fast! "PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK PLOOP PLOP SPLASH!!!" Ahhhhhhhhh much better. "TSSSSSSssshh dripdrip drop!!" Woo! I don't remember drinking all that. Time to wipe! I grab some toilet paper and wipe my bottom front and back and my vagina between my legs. Then I stand up, pull my panties up, lift my dress down and look inside the toilet. Holly Cow I never seen my stool that large before or that thick before. I better not flush this or it might clog. I close the toilet lid and then I wash my hands. Bye bye now!
Regular Mike
Bowel movement embarrassment
Yes, I have tended to find the smell of my poop embarrassing. As a boy I was particularly concerned to avoid a girl being nearby when I pooped. I didn't want the embarrassment of them smelling my poop. However, since as an adult I have discovered that most people can be mature about poop, knowing that everybody poops, I have found it easier to poop when others are nearby. In fact, I have found it freeing to poop with women nearby. I have even saved my bowel movement for when I knew I would be around a woman. For example, once I was tutoring a female friend over the course of a semester. Instead of doing my usual bowel movement at home one morning, I went to her house to tutor her planning to poop there. During our usual halftime break, she excused herself to do something in the other room for about five minutes. She might have been getting a snack. I took the moment to go to the half bathroom in her hall and go poop. I was in there about ten minutes, so she probably had to wait about five minutes. I found it exciting that she probably figured that I was going poop. When we reconvened, we picked up where we were without anything being said about me pooping, as was expected between mature adults. However, after another hour or so, my friend excused herself to use the restroom. She laughed and said something about her fast metabolism, letting on that she would be going for a bowel movement. I found that significant because she had never been that open with me before. I figured that she was open with me because I had felt free enough to go poop at her house. I enjoyed the experience of us both feeling free to let loose, so to speak, with the other one nearby.
I also like the idea of working with a new female student or classmate who I find very attractive and might even have hopes of asking out, and not wanting to poop near her. This would be a case in which I would want her to associate me with good, fresh, clean smells. I like the idea of becoming very desperate to poop in such a situation. I would finally have to ask to use the restroom and relieve myself. She would definitely know what I had done. Perhaps she might make a slight smirk upon my return. Or, maybe, she would make a light joke to let me know she knew what I had done. Then again, maybe she would not do or say anything. In any case, I think it would be a freeing experience, and a chance perhaps to grow closer to a beautiful and interesting woman.
Annie
A poop that sunk
Good morning. Got up this morning around 8:15, put my feet into my flip flops, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my water jar, got up, went to the door, took my flip flops off, opened the door, went out of my room, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, went to the washroom, pulled my pants and underwear down, went pee, washed my hands, brushed my teeth, turned off the light and walked upstairs to the kitchen area. I said good morning to my caregiver, she said hi, I sat down. Her son was at the table surprisingly. He was eating breakfast and slurping (ugh) coffee. My caregiver served me breakfast not long afterwards. It was an egg and onions on toast, some kind of dried meat, green leafy vegetables and potatoes. She said that I could make a cup of coffee (she lets me make one a day because of my blood pressure and because of my seizures though I haven't had one in about a year and a half). Before I started breakfast I made coffee. Everything was delicious. I was very thankful. After breakfast I took my 9 AM medications, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar and went downstairs (my caregiver went to her room and her son went to work I think). Not long ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, stood up, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went outside my room, put on the flip flops out there, closed the door, turned off the light and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, went in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and a loud long pee came out into the toilet. It felt good to let go of it. Next I pushed out a big-feeling soft poop (one piece). The bathroom stunk. It felt good to let go of it though. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper, grabbed it, took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. Put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, turned around and looked in the toilet. There was a poop in the toilet that went mostly into the hole. Overall kind of disappointing. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Washed my hands, turned off the tap, grabbed the Walmart bag and left the washroom turning off the light. Went to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, went in, put on the flip flops in here, closed the door, dried my hands, came to the bed, put my water jar on the table and that's it. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and is having a good day. Just finished lunch here (a somewhat big lunch since I'm on a lot of medications and suffer from constipation. Have since I was a baby. I'm on prescription laxatives and stool softeners every day). More so I would like to see/hear comments on my stories. It takes a long time to write these stories. If you like my stories please say so. Thank you. Have a good day and enjoy the rest of your week (not long until Christmas and then New Year's)
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieChakamami (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
embarrassing
Dear Catherine,
We always enjoy to read your writing!!
All of us four, we find only two things of your list embarrassing. No.8 and no.9, clogging toilet and having accidents. And also skid mark.
Doing motions in a friend's house is no problem at all for us. Perhaps you remember when Mina did long motion in non-flush toilet of her friend's house in extreme south of Japan, many many very noisy splat splat splat splat for more than ten minutes under Mina, but friend Momoyo only said, "Mina you did a very lots, it's healthy very much!" and she said nothing which make Mina embarrass. Mina felt very warm in her heart, and no embarrass.
Love to everyone.
ChakamamiTricky
Re: LC, Replies
For me, my coworkers knowing me in such a way was basically unavoidable. I eat a lot, and poop about 3 times a day. So rather than hold it in all day as I used to do at school back when I went to a school with doorless stalls(which was extremely uncomfortable and sometimes painful), as long as I had a stall with a door on it and some basic semblance of privacy, even if minimal to the point of bordering on illusory, I'd just go ahead and go. I'd already had many much more embarrassing pooping experiences.
Some examples:
-The same month I got that job, I was taking a poop at someone's house and got walked in on by a young lady looking for her car keys, who exposed me to roughly 5 other people when she opened the door(see page 2887, "Re: Zip").
-I had also been seen using doorless stalls on rare occasions at previous schools I attended(Page 3112, "An Honest Mistake and a Lesson Learned", page 2944, "A Middle School Poop Stroy").
-I'd also been intruded upon at a gas station while using a toilet there(Page 2954 "First time getting walked in on at a public bathroom").
-I'd used a military barracks toilet when I was 16 while the drill sergeant made a running commentary and a student from another school sat near me(Page 2955, "Semper Fi").
So if my coworkers could or did get a glimpse of me through the gap in that stall, they weren't the first or only people to see me defecating. There were easily at the time 30+ people before them split among 10+ occasions. And since I'd used stalls to poop around other people hundreds or possibly thousands of times by that point, they weren't the first people to be in a restroom with me to know what I was doing in there or to hear my embarrassing noises. In spite of all of that, I wasn't without embarrassment when pooping around those coworkers and sill preferred privacy, and I certainly didn't like talking to people while in a stall. But I was definitely used to it and just went whenever I needed to go anyway.
I tried to post a follow-up to that story of that job but it was rejected. I may have gotten too graphic about certain things involving the reading material. I will edit it to see if it goes through. Long story short, I ended up clogging that toilet.