Blake
Even more from Blake
M
I remember about ten years ago being at a gig at Wembley Stadium in London (the soccer venue). It was either David Bowie or the Rolling Stones. As usual there were not enough toilets and the girls were queueing in the men's toilets to use the cubicles. No-one was bothered that the men were using the "troughs" while the women were standing there. One girl decided that she couldn't wait and just leaned with her back to the trough and pulled down her panties. You couldn't see anything as I think she was wearing a skirt or a dress. i'm sure it was not uncommon but I only saw it on the one occasion.
Danielle
Puddles-
I just read your latest post! WOW your family is soo mean to each other! You should definitely post the story about the "kisses" you made! I have never had any experiences like that, but I can just imagine how upset you must have been to cry?
I am going on a "summer vacation" , I will be back at the end of August and I can't wait to read many more stories, (and hopefully have many to post!)!!!
Tracy Schmidt, Tracy, Shelly, Julie, Francine, Keleigh, & everyone else I forgot-
Let's hear somemore stories! It seems like everyone left this place!
Danielle
JC
I have loved reading the posts here for quite some time. I have always been fascinated with accidents and the like. I also love to have a good wipe after a good dump. I will often use those hygenic wipes and just love the soft cool feeling of it. I remember a friend telling me his little sister messed herself while they were in the same bed once. I remember many accidents from school. Hopefully will post some as time permits. Keep up the good posts everyone!
Puddles
placed on another page because it is too big.
Diane, the puddle
JC
I have loved reading the posts here for quite some time. I have always been fascinated with accidents and the like. I also love to have a good wipe after a good dump. I will often use those hygenic wipes and just love the soft cool feeling of it. I remember a friend telling me his little sister messed herself while they were in the same bed once. I remember many accidents from school. Hopefully will post some as time permits. Keep up the good posts everyone!
James
Hey guys--to answer one posted question, I always piss and have BMs at the same time...I can't BM without peeing, but I can pee without a BM. I have had some messy accidents on public transport too, like one time I was on the way home from the local museum (I'm a real cultural magnet--ha), and my best friend, who had told me he'd pick me up, never showed, so I just walked down the street a while and had lunch (not too big, but I hadn't let a BM fly in about two days), still no show, so I decided to take the bus back. Crowded as hell, the bus was...I went to the middle, sat by some guy who looked like he was punch-drunk...and my stomach began to get those "poopie pains"...I thought, oh GEEZ. And it was at least an hour to get back to my part of town. I sighed and decided to try and hold it, but I knew after about half that time that it wasn't going to happen; we were caught up in traffic, and it'd be a _WHILE_ before we got anywhere near my house. I knew, like I said earlier in the note, that I'd wet my pants if I let a BM drop, but I thought I might try and let them out a little at a time. I sat quietly and dribbled a little pee out, couldn't see anything on my jeans (dark, thank goodness), and then just sat back a little. I felt a little shit slide out into my boxer-briefs, felt much better, so I waited. Twenty minutes later, still not home, and it was getting painful. What the hell, I thought, and I let it fly. I *filled* my pants with shit, and I started to stream pee down my leg, soaking my jeans...the guy next to me said, "Did you just have an accident?" I told him, "no," and he nodded and went back to looking out the window...huh! No respect for a good self-soiling. Anyway, when I got home, those undies went in the BIN! But that wasn't my only time to wet and mess up my pants! More later...wetseat (aka James)
Blake
Andrew:
Thanks for saying that I am the "heart and soul" of this place, but I would also like to say that there are (and were) plenty of people who post as often as I do, and I am encouraging the people from the past to come back, and post again!, and the current posters, to continue posting!
I guess you are talking about the time I went in the sink when I was in school? If you are, here goes! When I first walked in to the bathroom, I started leaking for about a minute, while I was watching my friend mess her skirt! Then I realized the situation was getting worse, and I hurried over to the sink, and gave a push! This made it come out with a force covering the counter and parts of the mirror, when the force subsided, I just sat there because I will still dripping (uncontrollably) and the girl in the stall still wasn't done! After about a half minute of dripping, I pushed and the force returned! This went on for about five or six cycles! By that time the girl in the stall had finished, and I ran to the stall (still dripping), and completely destroyed it! When I left it, not only was the toilet covered, but the floor and back stall wall, were also! In the future, don't hesitate to ask me questions!
Blake
Kim
Blake-
The liquid poop was all the crap from the toilet. The water and poop spend about half of the bathroom floor. I did fart quite a bit though.
I had one more accident after that. About a year later, in April of my fifth grade year, our class went to the local swimming pool for a treat. Well, I garfed down a lot of chips and cheese puffs the night before. That stuff hit my stomach that morning, really funny feeling. My stomach grumbled a lot, so I though that I had diarrhea or something like that. Anyway, I put on my swimsuit in the girls room and took a bm, just for safe keepings. Nothing came out, just several farts (which stank like the dickens!) I went out into the pool and had fun with my friends. A couple of minutes later, the grumbling came back, but really frequently. Being my luck, I was on the other end of the pool and I really felt an urge to go. I wanted to stay in the water, since it was really cool and felt great. So I tried to swim to the other end, but the urge just multiplied and I could not hold it. It was diarrhea, since the water behind me was a bit brownish. I felt it come out, so I just stopped swimming and tried to hide underwater. The water around me was pretty brown when I was done. Everyone laughed and left the pool when they saw it. They had to drain the pool and refill it. That took about 40 minutes. So, I just went into the locker room and sat on the dumper and started to cry.
Lito
Danielle
I wish to read many post from you, tell us your accidents in school, I think man people here wish, like I do, to read from you, sure you have many hot stories to share with this forum.
In high school, a friend's sister wet her panties many times, ever in class, but many times outside, I can tell you because I saw some and she told me another accidents afterwards, ever some pooping accidents. I don't know why, but for me, and many other folk here and in another forum like this, it's very sexy. Tell us more, please!
Michelle:
Hello!! I had read all your post, sure?, you knows I like it.
Lito
Danielle
The next time memorable bathroom experience I can remember, happened about three months later. I went to the movies with a few friends, we got there, bought the tickets and some snacks, and waited online for the ushers to let us into the theater. After waiting online for about five minutes, my stomach started sending me "urgent poop signals," but after a few seconds the ushers allowed us into the theater, and we walked in and found four seats. I sat down and was talking with my friends (waiting for the previews to start), I was talking when all of a sudden I felt a spasm down my side, and felt a little soft poop fall into my panties. I stopped talking, and got really scared! My friend asked me if I was ok, and I told her I was I just really needed to pee. (I really don't know why I did that, but I always have! Whenever I have to poop, and someone asks me, I always say I have to pee. I guess it's because I think it is somewhat "unladylike" to shit.) I got up a walked to the bathroom. I had to stop twice to contain myself, but I made it to the bathroom with no major accidents! It was a pretty big bathroom, with five stalls on each wall (ten total). I quickly ran into an open stall and just exploded into the toilet, this was a wet messy diarrhea shit. It got all over the toilet seat, the back wall, parts of the floor. After about five minutes, the pressure subsided, and I wiped my VERY sore but, and walked back to the theater! The movie had already started, but was only in the first few minutes! I sat through the movie, without any accidents! When we were done we walked into the bathroom, because we all needed to pee! Well, I couldn't believe it, They still hadn't cleaned up the mess in the stall! My friends looked at it, and started saying gross, nasty, stuff like that! I agreed with them, and of course I didn't say anything! There were two open stall, so me and a friend each took one, and our other two friend waited for an open stall. I was in there peeing, when I friend taps on the door, "Screams hurry"! I told her I would try my hardest to hurry up! She slammed the door, and started screaming that she needed someone to hurry up! I quickly wiped (both places) and hurried out! She said thank you, and took a step to open the stall door, and I heard a huge splashing noise! She took a step back and started crying, she had a huge brown spot forming on her but, and dripping down both legs! She had a wet spot forming on the front of her cutoffs too! She was really a mess, since she was wearing cutoffs, she had the liquid shit dripping down both legs, and seeping through her shorts, mixing with the pee, and creating a real mess! She went into the stall and let loose with another wet, messy load, the only difference was this time it was in the toilet, and not her pants! She spent about a half an hour in the stall cleaning up, and then she came up, and we all walked home! Since then we haven't gone to the movies together! About my panties, no one found out about them, until I put them in the wash, and when I my found them she asked! I just told her I had, had an accident, which really wasn't a big deal to her, because every so often I would put a pair of panties in the wash, with a stain from either an accident of poor wiping! I hope this time I gave more details of the clothing we were wearing! Hope you guys like my stories, I can't wait to read more from you guys!
Danielle!
Cindy
Three years for our honeymoon my husband and I went skiing in Montana. One morning I woke up and didn't feel too good but we had come to ski and we were determined to ski so I ignored the feeling in my t??y that was telling me to stay near a toilet. On my second run down the hill I got a huge cramp. Since I was in the middle of the run down the slope I couldn't really stop and it was pretty difficult to control my sphincter while skiing so I let loose on my way down. When we got to the bottom I felt how badly I must have messed myself as my bum felt very warm and gooey. I suggested to my husband (of 4 days) that he continue to ski and that I would go back to the chalet to relax as I wasn't feeling well. He was unaware of my accident since I was wearing ski pants. He agreed and and I felt a sigh of releif that I would be spared the embarrasement of him knowing that I pooped in my pants. Once I got into the Chalet I went to the bathroom to change. The mess was pretty big right through my panties and lycra tights. As I was cleaning up I heard the door unlock and my husband returned to the Chalet. He asked how I was and I told him fine that I just had an upset stomach. What I was unaware of was that on my way to the bathroom ! after I took my boots off I left a trail of poop on the floor. He asked me If I had an accident. I thought I was going to die of embarrasement. I told him I did. He was great. He was genuienly concerned about my health and self esteem. He helped clean up the mess and never made mention of it again.Sunday, June 22, 1997
Andrew (formerly known as Lurk)
On it's own page. (too big to fit)
MikeC
I had a busy day today and it finally caught up with me. I went to a softball game tonite and it lasted much longer than I planned. I was bursting use the bathroom. I thought there were some portable toilets but I guess they've been removed. I took a walk around the field and I mean I had to go #2 bad. I finally got opposite where the game was out of sight I hope. I sat on the blechers pushed my rear end down and pooped and pooped and pooped then I know I must have peed for a good solid minute. I still had my pants down wiping myself when a father and 2 daughters came walking around the field from an adjacent parking lot. I hope they were too busy talking and not looking. Well I went back after I pretended to be watching the game from the far side. This was a most satisfying experience push my arse down into the bleacher. The poop was well form and solid. Gosh did I feel relieved. I stopped my wiping because of there interruption. I really need to take a shower.
Michelle
Hi everyone
I'm the Michelle that posted 'A Day at the Market'. Anyone read it?
If you did you'd know I sometimes don't use a bathroom at all, but like wetting my panties. I don't poop in them.
I know one other panty wetter here. Hi Robyn!!
Michelle
No, this post didn't cross the line set in the faq.
Greg
When was in my late teen's I used to be a pool maintenance guy. You know bring out the chairs, check the ph and chlorine, wash t out the bathrooms, etc. It was this last that thrilled me.
I once cleaned out the woman's bathroom, someone must have had an accident! I found a very shitty pair of panties stashed behind the toilet tank.
At first I didn't know what they were..but after I unfolded them ... what a treasure...
Greg
Coprologist
I have kept a shit diary for 4 years now. Most of it is pretty boring, but ssometimes something happens that is worth sharing. When I first started the diary, all I did was count the splashes as my turds hit the water, but when you know thart you can tell someone about what you've done, I got more adventurous -- shitting in my pants, shitting from a chair in front of a mirror so that I could watch the turds drop, and an increased desire to do my business in restrooms away from home. All these things are much more fun when you can share them with others via a page such as this.
Andy
Hey, folks! I really enjoy reading your wonderful posts and decided to tell you what happend to me day before yesterday, when me and my girlfriend Natasha went to the restaurant on the other side of town. I ate so much (crab coctail, 3 beers, big nice ceasar salad, "surf & turf" with 2 giant lobster tails, and finally capuccino with strawberry mousse!), before we left the place, I had a call for poop, went into the bathroom, sat on the bowl thinking that I am going to explode with shit, but only farts were flying out my ass and figured that the call was actually rather fake. Feeling good relief after letting all the gas out, I joined my girlfriend who was waiting for me at the parking lot and we took off back home. In about 3 minutes I started to have that feeling in my belly as if the lobster came back to life and was desperately trying to find the way out of my body. I also realized that my guts were now filled with poop for real as I had that very special feeling of being afraid to fart (and you now why!) In about half-hour, when we pulled into the garage of my house, Natasha got out of the car and went upstairs to open the door, I realized that I cannot move from my car seat anymore as some serious internal pain started to buid up. I had some very unpleasant cramps. I tried to put myself together and analyze the situation. Somehow, I started thinking that too much gas had accumulated right before the ass- hole, and prepaired myself to carefully let this gas out so to relief that pressure. I started my long and unbeleivably stinky fart. It started very well, it really was lots of gas coming out slowly, I relaxed a bit, and then all of a sudden some soft (but not runny) poop came out into my pants! God, I got so afraid and tried to shut my asshole as soon as I could, but some more poop still came out! I carefully got off my car, put my hand between my pants and underware and felt that little bulge in there! I somewhat gained some control, rushed upstairs into the house, ran to the bathroom and, or no!!!, Natasha was in there!!! I asked her to leave immediately, but apparently she herself was busy relieving herself into the bowl! Another strong cramp went though my body and I uncontrollably started to fill my pants with poop. I could feel that my pants swelled up like someone stock a balloon in there! By the time Natasha was done and got out of the bathroom, I totally shit myself. Thank God, she did not notice anything and I was able to cleen myself up and then took a shower. Folks, you should have just smelled that stink I have made in the bathroom! It was royally embarrassing but I feeled some arousal from it, too!
Samuel
Let's have more stories about women crapping in the wooods. Or for that matter, how about stories from women about poop experiences they had when they were kids.
Blake
Kim-
Have you had any other accidents? Did you fart, and the liquid poop came out? or did it just come out?
Desmond
Hello Wetsuit and Keith---I remember wetsuit from over at biancas,which has gone to total crap. excuse the pun! I hope none of those hate mongers find this place. I am rarely constipated but have emergency splashy shit a lot. Yesterday I ate chili and hot dogs and about 30 minutes later I had to shit. I sat down with the TV guide and it flew out. I had to wipe like crazy and never got it really clean so I just went to bed. I woke up with a skid mark in my white briefs. I was farting all day after that.
Amanda
Five years ago, my boyfriend and I, and my friend's boyfriend and her, went camping together. We got to the campsite about 5:00pm, set up camp, and began cooking dinner. There was no running water, and no bathrooms except for an outhouse which smelled awful. At about 6, we had dinner, and I started to feel this awful rumbling in my t??y. I paced a while and passing some gas, I decided my only option was to use the outhouse. So I wondered over to the outhouse, and there was only one outhouse, for 5 campsites, so not only was someone in there, but there was a line of five people waiting. I really didn't have to go that bad, so I walked back to our campsite, where my friends had already light a campfire and begun to roast marshmallows! We sang until about 1am, then we all went to sleep! We had two tents, me and my boyfriend slept in one had her and her boyfriend slept in another! The next morning I woke up at about 8am, and I felt all wet, and when I rolled over in my sleeping bag, it felt all mushy! My boyfriend woke up, and asked me, what had happened? Because it reeked in this tent! So I told him I had an accident in my sleep, and that My pooped an peed my pants in my sleeping bag! He was really understand and pulled out some of my really loose fitting pants, for me to put on and walk to the outhouse with! (to get cleaned up!) I put on the pants, opened the tent door, and stepped out! Just as I did I felt a spasm, and I guess it was out of instinct (like Danielle) I just pushed! Well it was a flood of diarrhea, completely flooding the back of my gray sweats, leaving a big brown stain on the but, and huge brown drip marks down the legs! I waddled up to the outhouse, and people let me just cut right into line! I Walked in, and took down my sweat pants, and as I did, the shit in them fell right onto the floor, I was soo shocked, and embarrassed what other might think, that I just lost it, and began to shit with a force, which covered the walls, and the floor of this little outhouse! I then cleaned myself up, and through my pants, and underwear into the toilet, then I walked back to out campsite wearing only my T-shirt and boots! Thank god, no one noticed! I heard from people that for the next few hours (until someone washed down the outhouse) people used the woods, and one girl shit her pants! (sorry no details!) Has anyone else out there had accidents while camping? or while sleeping? Please write back :-)
Amanda
Paul
A few months ago I had the flu. The usual symptoms AND incredible GAS!! I was sitting on the couch letting innumerable 'SBD' farts. My female roomate wasn't home yet. The gas attack continued uneventfully (only gas). My roomate came home and then stepped outside to check her plants. The pressure built unbearably and I let another one go..... Only this one was warm, wet and lumpy. I jumped up off the couch and ran to the restroom to survey the damage. .....good thing! Whew I'm glad she didn't see that! Why is it so Embarrasing? Later I told her what happened and she said it happened to her too a day before! Watch out for the 'You won't make it to the jon flu!'
Kim
One day in fourth grade, I was in class and was getting ready for math to start. Well, I was really hungry, so I took several of the candy bars I had in my desk and ate them all in about ten minutes. After an hour or so, right before lunch, my stomach rumbled very loudly. All the kids and the teacher looked at me, so I shrugged. A couple of seconds later, my stomach growled and I farted. It was a very painful fart! Everyone just turned around and stared at me...again!
The bell then rang for lunch, so I got up; but when I did, my stomach felt really bloated. I walked to the bathroom, since I felt the urge to piss, pull down my shorts and panties. The second I sat down, all the crap just exploded out of me! It was really painful to start, very large pieces. This went on for a minute or so. After that, I let out about a dozen quiet farts. I just sat there and pushed. Then... a load of logs came out and it came out for about a minute. I stood up after the logs flowed out... the toilet was almost to the seat. In a panic, I flushed, the toilet clogged. Just standing there, liquid poop came out all over my shorts and panties, and on the floor. Thankfully, my shirt was long enough to go just above my knees. I sat in the sink and washed out my butt. I pulled my shirt down as far as possible and ran to the office and called home. During the call, a teacher announced over the PA that someone made a huge mess in the bathroom. I blushed and was able to ! get a ride home.
I felt really embarrassed, but very relieved!
WetSuit
Have any of you gals ever pooped in front of a boyfriend? That would be a cool situation.
WetSuit
Logger
Danielle;
Yes, PLEASE post more of your stories here. I find them fascinating beyond words (seriously). People like you and Blake make this forum what it is (really good, that is). I don't know why I like reading about girl's bathroom accidents; I always feel sort of sorry for you. I used to clean bathrooms at work (public restrooms) and was constantly finding evidence of girls' accidents; usually soiled clothing. It never failed to make my day better, although I'd rather hear about it from a girl it happenned to. So, please write more accounts of what happened to you; and be sure to include details, details, details; about what you were wearing, etc. Thanks!
Keith
Nice to see some posts around here again! I just got out of the bathroom with a good dump. Yesterday was sunday and I totally thought I would have a good crap yesterdayy but I didn't. Last night I had three very large home made burritos with lotss of beans and salsa. Needless to say a few hours after dinner I had gas. These were quiet and very stink farts!! They were so potant that my asshole burned as they sailed out of my butthole. I farted through out the night and all this morning. After I ate lunch the urge hit me. I went in aand sat down. Gave a little push and the crap flowed! I must have dumped about 10 logs about 5 inches each! The crap came out naturally at first. They were hard and very smelly. After the natural wave I gave a push and a few more little logs left my anus. I sat there a few more minutes pushing tiny bits out. It was a relieving crap! I wiped about a hundred times and flushed. There was so much shit in the bowl when it flushed down ! it streaked the bowl everywhere! I had to flush twice after the intal load went down. I guess I didn't wipe enough because my ass was kinda itchy so a few minutes ago I went in and wiped some more. After that flush all went down well! TOmorrow I start working again at a major airline. So, after lunch I'll be at work! That means I have the privlege of unloading my massive collegiate dumps int he airport. Can't wait! I'll keep everyone posted. Relieved, Keith
I just posted a note about todays dumping. Well I was over on another forum when I started to fart. I let a few good ones go... then I had the urge to dump again. I logged off the computer and onto the toilet. I let a ripping fart out and pushed. Out came about 6 really skinny long logs. They were about 1/2 inch wide and about 6 inches long. WOW! It was a double crapping day! I shouldn't use was though... my stomach is stilll kinda rumbling and I feel some gas coming on. I guess this has to do with my mexican feast last night. I had some gut shrinkage too! Ahhh... feels great to unload.
Danielle
Tracy-
I am pretty new to this site, and I was just reading over some of the old posts when I came accross your posts of getting caught with "dirty knickers" I have gotten caught with dirty knickers many times! And would love to exchange stories with you! E-mail me, or post here!
Danielle
Daniele
I am about the same age as Blake, I just graduated from High School! I had tons of accidents in High School, but it isn't because of an allergy (like Blake) it is because I have such shitty muscles (I have trouble controlling myself!). I remember a few of the time I messed myself, but I am sure I am forgetting a few! When I was a freshman in High School, one day I came to school with a real bad stomach ache. The kind where you usually would go to he bathroom, but I really don't like to use the bathroom in school, it's always dirty! So I just resided myself to "dealing" with it the rest of the day! Well I had lunch at about 12:00 and after eating my yogurt, my stomach began to rumble. I hated using the bathrooms in school, so I just sat at my lunch table, and let some farts. After about the 5th or 6th fart, I was feeling much better, and thank god no one heard or smelt them. About 5 minutes later there was a fight on the other side of the lunch room, as I stood up to watch, my muscles gave up, and I began to release this soft shit (a little thicker than diarrhea). I am sure when I was done, it completely filled my underwear, had left a "faint" stain on my jeans. As everyone got up to run over to the fight, I got up, and waddled out of the cafeteria, down the hall, and to the bathroom. When I got to the bathroom there was a line for both of the stalls, with two people waiting for each stall. Well I walked in, and it was obvious what I had done, I was just seconds a way from crying, and one girl asked if I was feeling ok, (because I was holding my stomach), I looked at her and began to answer, when I got a driving cramp down my side, so I left reflex take it's course, and I pushed, this time it was wet and mushy, and it over flowed my panties! Completely filling them, and falling down both of my pants legs, and right onto the floor! I was completely scared, and didn't know what too do, the girl got out of the stall, and I stepped in (the two girls let me cut a head) and finished in the toilet, it must have been two or three waves of this wet mushy shit, which reeked! I pushed as much of the shit out of my panties as I could, and scrubbed them as best I could! I wiped my but, and left. Later on that day, I went to the bathroom, for a pee, and I opened the stall sat down, and about a second later, someone pushed open the stall door, and said "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realized you were in there." She then paused a second, and I watched her eyes glance down at my underwear, which at the time was hanging between my calves, she said (rather loudly) "Did you shit your pants?", and Before I could say anything she started screaming "Danielle shit her pants, Danielle shit her pants!." When she said that, the five other people in stalls started hysterical laughing! (this bathroom was bigger than the one near the lunch room) When she said this my stomach dropped and while she was still holding the door open, I let out a huge fart and this wet mushy shit splattered out of my ass (while she was still holding the door open), then the girl in the next stall said, "Danielle, that was anything from lady-like," the girl holding open the door, slammed it, and walked over to an open stall to take care of her business. I sat in that bathroom for 10 more minutes pooping (I didn't even think I still had to go), then I wiped, and waited for everyone to leave the bathroom, before exciting myself! If you like my story, please let me know! I will post more upon request!
WetSuit
I cannot poop and pee at the same time, for who ever wante dto know.
Keith, My farts did not stink at all. They were just very loud, gassy farts. I was out of town for the weekend at my parents. They have Readers Digest in the bathroom. So I spent extra time in there. Two satisfying dumps in two days. Not huge, just satisfying. The one yesterday was very grainy and pretty smelly. I took a shower right afterwards so was exposed to the funk for a bit longer than I might have cared, but by the time the shower was over, the smell had cleared.
WetSuit
MikeC
story: I've never had an experience with a fare who had to poop but many experiences with women who could wait to go to the women's room. I was out one night and pulled up to an ATM and there was this female squatting while her boyfriend was getting money. She was obviously embarassed but she was at the point of no return. I had a great time watching. I'll write later with some of my other experiences. It made my day! Hope I don't offend any females-I just am really attracted to catching the forbidden!
Blake
Tracy Schmidt, Tracy, Shelly, Julie, Francine, Keleigh, & everyone else I forgot-
Let's hear somemore stories! It seems like everyone left this place!
Blake
Sharkey
No sooner did I find this page today and I felt the need to take a crap. I had to run because it was one of those fart/diarrhea combos. You know, diarrhea with a gas propellant! I just mad it to the pot and dropped my pants and let it fly. It took about 2 seconds but I filled the bowl. What a relief! I'll probably have to do it again later, but I thought I'd share this one since I was already here when it happened. Sharkey
Keith
Hi Wetsuit, looks like we''re the only ones left that post around here! Well, yesterday (Friday) I had a good crap. I got the day off so I slept in. After I had breakfast at about 1030am I had to drop a load. I sat down on the crapper let out some farts and the poop started to flow. I crapped out about 20 pieces! They were all about 3 or 4 inches long. The doodoo came out pretty fast with out any pushing. When that was over I farted again and pushed out a couple more to finsih the dumping. It was soft and gooey so I had to wipe my hairy butt alot. It was pretty stink too. Then after lunch at about 1pm I left to get a friend and go to the movies to see COnair. Well, we missed the 2pm show so we wwalked around the mall and I had lunch. I had a Indonesian Chicken Wrap that was spicy so I think it sendt everything moving. I was in a dept store when I had the urge again. I put an ass gasket down and let out a long fart. I only managed to push a little piece about 3 inches long out. Then I crapped a tiny nugget and it landed on the paper. It smelt really bad!
I just got out of the crapper. While I was eating lunch the urge started to come. I had to finish eating hough. I had left over ravioli and I had a half a cantaloupe too. I went to the downstairs bathroom because it has a mirror that I can watch myself in and I unloaded. Much like yesterdays crap. I farted and then the poop started coming. There were again 20 or so mini logs about 4 inches each. The longest one was about 6 inches... that was the first guy out. I only had to wipe a couple times and then flushed. I had to flush twice... it left beautiful markings all over the bowl. It was a big shit. Tomorrows crap should be a good one. Looking forward to it! Did your farts stink last night? does mexican food give you the farts?
Keith... all cleaned out!
WetSuit
Keith, don't feel bad, I have had that happen a lot, get all keyed up for a nice poo, and all I can get after straining like a mad man is a few small marbles. I hate that! I have been productive today and yesterday. Last night at about 11:00 I went to the down stairs bathroom and sat down. I was farting like a motorboat. I was afraod I would wake my kids up, so I stood up and got my butt off the pot so it would not echo in the bowl, but the farts were pretty much over. So I sat back down and pooped. A nice thick 3 incher, and a few other pieces. But not what I expected.
I just pooped a few minutes ago again. At least 14 inches of thick poop, in about three pieces. Very soft, so I had to wipe a lot. The first couple of wipes were very thick, and I saw lettuce in them. I had tacos last night, and they had lettuce. It did not make me hungry to see it this time. I had to run that bathroom fan for about ten minutes to clear the stink, which never really started till I wiped the soft poop from my crack.
WetSuit
Can anyone pee and have a BM at the same time ?
Mikey
I went to the mall on Saturday. I left via one of the exit doors that has a long corridoor. I got the shock of my life. I saw a figure squatting down. Since she was ahead of me, I keep walking. I could see her urine pool but she stayed squatted. I guess she didn't hear me so I stopped to watch. I got an eyeful. I guess she couldn't wait so she peed and then starting pooping. My penis got so heard catching this sight. She turned around to wipe and realized I was an audience. She told me to mind my own business and she wiped her cheeks with tissue. It was a wonderful sight. She said well I guess we both couldn't wait. Anybody ever experience this?