Poster
This was an article I posted a while back on page 323 froma home repair news group. Seeing as it is kinda on topic again I have a question.
While we're on the topic of disgusting basements, I have a problem.
Actually two. The people who owned the house before us had some
problems, and the woman would send her kids downstairs to um...do
their business...after she had cleaned the bathroom. Need I point out
that there was no bathroom downstairs? Anyway, after I pulled out the
carpet (I will have mercy and not describe THAT ordeal) I found the
concrete no longer sealed, and stinking. Now, the other problem is
that the walls are very old (the house is about 90 years old) and the
concrete is extremely porous. Add to this no eavestroughing, and I
have one hell of a moisture problem, which brings the ghastly miasma
out of the floor.
Has anyone here ever heard of something like this?
I live in a big city and read in the newspapers sometimes stories where you sometimes hear about large families living in a house with no toilet you can use or no water or electricity. The adults maybe can hold it and go somewhere else but little kids pee alot and boo-boo after eating most times. Where do they go to the bathroom? I can't imagine holding it all weekend until work or school Monday. I wonder if they had someplace in the house that they use and just leave it, or do they have something they can pour out and throw away. 8 or 9 kids worth of pee and poop is a lot to get rid of.
This winter has been so cold here that many can't pay their heating bill. One lady on the news had no gas at all in her house and they had to shut off the water because the pipes burst. She was on the news more than once several weeks apart. They were living in their living room with winter clothes on and a space heater. It was below 0 and snowing hard at the time and probably that cold inside the house. It was too cold to undress enough to go anywhere but in the living room but the news didn't talk about that.
Has anyone witnessed something like this first hand?
Kevin L.
Today, school is delayed an hour, becuase there were heating problems at school. Billy got up early to work on his school project. I wanted to read the 3rd Harry Potter. So we got up a little early. My little brothers did too. When we heard that school was delayed, we asked if we could eat in the computer room. MY mom said yes. THe computer room is a loft above our bedrooms. We got some cerial in bowls and mom had Billy carry a picture of milk. My little brothers got a bowl of fruit loops and some bran cerial. THey were supposed to mix them together. They like the cerial mixed together, but don;t like the bran cerial by itself. They put the milk in the froot loops and ate it. While I wsa reading and Billy working on the computer, they said we are done. THey were watching tv. Billy said, please take the cerial bowls and put them in the kitchen. They got all the cerial bowls and took them. When they got back, Josh said he had to go poo. I said I will go with him, because I have to go. So I went. Usually when we are working or reading by ourselves, we go to bathroom when we need to without worrying about what the other is doing. I did not make poop since Friday, so when I went I made big poop. It took a while, because there were two pretty big logs and then a bunch of small pieces, like an inch long. I was reading and not watching my little brother. I figured he would let me know when he needs help. I came to then end of a chapter when Eric, my 4 year old brother said to Josh, hurry up, I have to go too. Josh siad, I was done five minutes ago. I was just waitign for kev to finish his chapter. I put the book down and wiped my brother's butt. I still had a few pieces of poo coming out, so I started the next chapter (it is rare for me to take this long, but I usually go 2 or 3 times a day, so i had a lot to come out). Anyway, I came to the next section, and Billy comes in and brushes he teeth. I finish, and put the book down and wipe my butt. I get up and get the bowl thing in the potty that eric and josh used. I looked in the toilet and said, billy, you have to see this. In the toilet, was my pile of turds on my two big turds. Floating on top was all the bran cerial my brothers forget to mix with the froot loops. The bran stuff is shaped like little turds, about 1/10 of an inch round and 1 inch long. They look like little gerbal turds (which is pretty close, considering that the bran would have been in the toilet tonight if they kids at it). I guess they did not want to get mom mad because they forgot to mix it with the froot loops. I dumped the bowl and billy peed. When he flushed the toilet (i peed while i pooped so he did not wait for me to pee), the turds all when through the hole and the cerial floated and went around in circles before it went through the hole. It was really funny.
When my brother went upstairs to the computer room, he said to our brothers, don't waste food like that. There are peopel starving in places like india and africa. And there are probably kids in my school who don;t get enough to eat. I wanted to say, next time we should send the cerial to them, but i knew my brother was right. Every year, at christmas, my dad and uncle always bought extra kids presents, and gave them to the people who clean his office and clean our house, because they do not get a lot of money and can't afford good presents for their kids. They also gave nice gift certificates for restaurants so they can have someone wait on them for a change. Before easter, there is this project rice bowl thing. you give up food and put the money you would have spent on the food in the rice bowl and give it to the church for poor people so they can eat tool. MY mom and dad always encourage us to help out. My dad said that when they were young, they always had enough to ea! t, and were really grateful. It is a way of thanking god for providing us with food. My mom and dad don't care how much we eat, but they do not like us wasting food.
It is time for us to go to school. I feel another poo working its way down to my rectum. I will try and save it for after school.
kim & scott
greetings all! this is kim and scott again with another post! recently i was at home resting in my bathtub after a punishing swimming and weightlifting workout at my local YMCA when my new mickey mouse phone started to ring in my room. It was my boyfriend scott. scott asked me if i was interested in going to the movies with him later. I said yes as we made arrangements and hung up the phone. I then finished my bath and got dressed. i then sat down and crossed my long-legs as i sat in front of my huge vanity mirror in my room blow drying my mane of long golden blond hair as i checked my Tremendously -endowed physique in yellow spandex tights and yellow sandal high heeled shoes. when scott arrived to pick me up wearing his red sweater and blue jeans . i hopped into the car. I tell you scott could barely keep his eyes on the road because they were soo focused on my body. it was pretty funny. In the darkened movie theater we shared a jumbo popcorn and drank our seperate cokes. as! soon as we finished our popcorn i felt the overwhelming need to take a massive shit! I then excused myself and headed for the bathroom barefoot. i had since taken my shoes off since it was such a comfortable and friendly atmosphere at the theater. I then entered the bathroom and entered a stall and locked the door. I immediately pulled off my tight top. then i yanked my pants down and slipped them off. as i sat on the bowl very naked. (i had no underwear on underneath. I like to shit nude for the people who dont know me here! i like to do it even in public restrooms) I then started to push as my ass quivered excitedly as a log started to appear. I then pushed harder as my ass shuddered excitedly again as my ring dilated and my log grew larger and larger in size! as i was squeezing out this humongous beast i heard the right stall door open next to me and i saw the legs and feet of a 12 year old girl sit on the bowl. i tell you this gal was not dumb she probably knew i was sh! itting nude when she looked over and saw my bare legs and feet and clothes on the floor. i bet she was also turned on a bit by all my erotic moaning and groaning as i pushed my huge log out! i then pushed really hard as my log then grew to just an incredible size! an outrageously huge,very thick sausage was now making its way out of my quivering pink butt-cheeks to the bowl. i then took a deep breath as my chest heaved,ass shuddered as i blasted out a mammoth brown torpedo from my quivering hole! my log hit the water with a big splash. remarkably though i still felt some more log in me as i pushed again and my ass quivered excitedly once more as another log started to appear out of my ass! i then pushed harder as my ring expanded and my log grew larger and larger! i was surprised that i was squeezing out another huge log in one sitting! wow! one kim monsterlog was in the bowl while another kim monster log was on its way to the bowl. my ass was quivering like mad in trying to g! et this size log out! i then took a deep breath and clenched my teeth going "NNNNNNGHGHGH" as i held the sides of the bowl for dear life as i exploded yet another mammoth brown torpedo from my ass wich landed alongside my first larger log.I then took out my measuring tape from my pocketbook and measured my bigger first log at 20 inches long. 3 inches thick and my second log at 13 1/2 inches long. 2.5 inches thick!. how about that folks? two absolutely huge panbusting jobbies in the same sitting! after i measured my logs i sat on the bowl again and pissed adding a final kim exclamation point to the whole thing! I then wiped myself and put on my spandex tights. i tell you i felt so energized from those logs i felt like having sex! i did not flush the toilet and held the soiled toilet paper in my hands to throw out later. i wanted people to see how fantastic i went! too bad the girl in the other stall left. she missed out on my fantastic dumping display. ohh well the next gal wil! l have to see my logs instead. and it was too bad i had to rejoin scott at the movies because i would miss her eye-popping reaction when she saw my two huge logs!. i then rejoined scott and told him what happenned. he was turned on but not as turned on as the lady would be in seeing my logs. at least she would be impressed i think1 i tell you the bathroom custodian sure has a lot of work to do in cleaning up my two monster logs! i made the toilet look like a huge floating lumber yard! too bad you werent there john (VT) and my other fans. you would of loved it! I tell you due to my fiber intake,v?????, fruits, chicken and fish along with the proper exercise my logs have grown even bigger within the pat year. this has also kept my waist slim on my voluptous figure.. hoped you enjoyed the story! bye now. and special hellos to STEVE AND LOUIS,PV,JOHN(VT),LAWN DOGS KID AND KENDAL,BUZZY,LOGGER,MIA,DAZZ,ACTIONMAN,JEFF A.,DM,CARMALITA,and EPHERMAL.
The Metamucil Man
I'm new here. I have read a few accounts and discovered just how wonderly blessed we are to sit down a take a dump. Yesterday I had a huge creamy poop. I felt in pushing along my rectal walls, but it wasn't coming out. It was a fat one all right. Some farts left me as I went to the toilet. I sat down and out came the log, slowly, smoothly, warmly. It had a fine stomach-lining texture and was about 7 inches. I guess that's all for today.
Cyber FiberTinkles
Has anyone seen the movie "The Green Mile"? I would love to know if the scene where Tom Hanks runs out of his house (I think) and falls to the ground, on his knees, and lets loose with a pretty good stream is real or if that is just Hollywood magic? Actually I would like to know if any of those people really piss for the camera! It would do my heart good to know it's authentic!!!J. Reed
It's been a pretty long time since I've last posted. Let me tell you I've gone nowhere what so ever and that I come on daily to see what you all have been whipping up on some stories.
First to Samantha. Really, really sorry about your friend Heather. And to whoever wrote the story about themselves being in a restroom with two other girls taking dumps next to them (I think it was Summer) that was a pretty cool story keep up the good stuff.
Now to the story. When I was in class on Friday my English teacher said that she had to go to the restroom and she'd be right back. When she came back she said that she got the case of the stomach flu that has been going around. That told me right their she really had diarrhea but didn't want to tell anyone in those words. So right as she was picking up the phone calling for a sub she not only layed a nasty fart that eveyone could hear but she shit down her pants as well. Everyone inclulding myself laughed. She cried in front of all of us. I kinda of did feel sorry for her but it was funny while it lasted.
No Question Today Guys! Maybe next time. But I would like to say if you all ever wonder where I am just say my name telling me to post and I will. I've gone nowhere and I'm not going nowhere and I just want you guys to know that.
The Homie,
J. Reed
PeaceGemi
Hi guys! Sorry I haven't been posting...I've been exceptionally busy! Also, its been hard to get a moment of privacy to visit the site...I have eyes that would be disgusted, lol! Fortunately, they're not here at the moment! Took a laxative 2 nights ago *which I now regret!!!*, I was feeling slightly bunged up...which happens around period time...anyways, I took it at night and the next afternoon I was on the phone to my friend, she was yakking away when I felt cramping in my stomach...I was thinking 'Uh oh' so I tried to blow her off so I could go to the bathroom...she kept talking and talking and my stomach was cramping and cramping...when she finally hung up I bolted to the bathroom. I sat down on the toilet and liquid poop poured out of my butt for like 2 mins...my ???? is still feeling a little funny...my regular habits are slightly askew right now, but I feel a little better.
LindaGS: Sorry I never replied to your last post, girl! It's been hard to find a spare moment where eyes weren't watching where I was at on the 'net. I hope you haven't had any near accidents of late. I almost did the other night!!! As you said, the things a girl does for a moment of quiet relief! lol!
Kendal and Lawn Dogs Kid: How are you guys doing? Had any good experiences in the bathroom lately?
To anyone I've missed, I'm extremely sorry! Keep sharing your awesome posts!
Take care. Good pees 'n poops to you all,
GemiPV
May I say how very sorry I am to read that Heather didn't make it. It's an eye-opener when a list-mate is lost, it reminds us all we're only human. She'll be missed by no few here.
JEFF A -- Hi! Yes, I miss hearing from you, guy! Welcome back, and stay a bit longer, huh?
Okay, little toilet anecdote from the media: I caught the end of an episode of The Nanny -- Fran had been in hospital for tonsilectomy, and was quite miute when she came home. She was using a message board to converse. Miss Babcock dropped by to enjoy a highly catty one-sided conversation, getting in all the jibes for once... She sat down by Fran, chatting snidely away, took up a plastic bottle containing a dark champaign-like substance, and poured herself a glass. She had it to her lips by the time Fran held up the board on which she had written: "That's not apple juice!"
Much hilarity!
PV
kim and scott
scott and I are sooo sorry about HEATHER! it is such a tragedy. thanks for keeping us updated samantha. TO JEFF A.-thanks for liking our posts. i think this coming april we would of been on this site for a year. AND WHAT FUN! i hope scott and i do this for many more years to come. TO PV-great story girl on your massive log!congratulations!I love it!bye for now. keep up the good stories all!Andre
Hi again, toileteers!
Re: some questions concerning my wife Ireen's holiday constipation and her usual technique to relieve it manually (i. e. inserting two fingers into her vagina and applying pressure to the rear wall). Thanks to those interested for responding to my respective posts. We live in the UK, by the way.
I had a chance to ask her about the details when she took a poo yesterday while I was soaking in the bathtub. She sat on the pan and used her trick again. Quickly, she made the tip of a fat, segmented, dark turd appear out of her anus, then removed her fingers and proceeded to push out some ten or eleven inches of sausage type turd at an inch a second, with the tip breaking off and tumbling into the water, and the end tapering off quickly and finally floomping down. I watched her closely whle she finished off with a ten-seconds dribble of pee, accompanied by a long, droning fart, and then asked my questions while she was wiping. This is what she responded.
MARSHALL/DENZEL: She claims dumping does not arouse her sexually. The two-finger stunt is a mere mechanical aid. If she wanted to masturbate, she would not prefer to do it on a toilet, let alone with a full bum, and touching herself inside is not what she does in the first place for that effect anyway. She knows I get a voyeuristic buzz out of her dumping, and she does not mind me watching, but to her (quote) the whole operation is about relief and nothing else, full stop (unquote). She also asked back what good it would do to put a finger up her anus to get hard shit to move out, the finger rather becoming an obstacle eventually. Being a nurse, she would not mind getting dirty, but then, if you can avoid that, why not do it the cleaner way?
TOM: I can assure you I asked her more than once during her ordeal if I could help her in any possible way. She insisted she was fully capable of coping herself, and she can be quite hard-headed. She also dislikes enemas and would only resort to them as a last possible means of relief. She also insisted (again being a nurse) that she would administer it herself if need be.
So it's good news and bad news, anyhow. The good news is, we're very open about our bodily functions. The bad news is, of course, that the turn-on is exclusively on my side.
That's it for today - good poos and pees to y'all !
Andre
P.S. - SAMANTHA: I was very sorry when I read your post informing us about the passing of your fried Heather. Though we only knew her for a short time, she will certainly be remembered.
Buzzy
TO SAMANTHA-I'm so sorry to hear about Heather-My condolances to the family-What exactly happened to her-I didn't get the story-So sorry
TO STEVE-I used to go to this Italian restraunt and go to the toilets there and they had all this black tile and stuff that was very reflective and I could see inot the next stall the back of the bowls very clearly and I saw some great stuff with some guys sitting down and leaning forweard and I could see the turds coming out of their butts like a mirror-A few times I knew someone was in the next stall and I would lean foreward as they were going and I think we watched each other poop-It was cool-I kinda enjoyed it-Every now and then I bike down there in the summer
TO PV-Cool story with your long poo-I love poos like that-I look foreward to doing those-sometimes i do a couple of those kinds a week when my system is in that mode!Nothing like a big long one in the morning after some OJ!
TO JANE-Hey,haven't heard from you in a bit-really enjoyed your chinese food dump- as a matter of fact I enjoyed it so much that i printed it and took it to the bowl with me this a.m. when i felt the urge for my morning dump-I sat on the bowl and let out a long fart that sounded tight and dry and felt just super and I knew a nice turd was on it's way down my poop-chute and then I just relaxed my anus and felt it start to dome out as I read your story and I could feel the turd growing out my butt as i read about your poo coming out-It felt like a long one,so i spread my legs and looked down and saw a smooth,long turd still hanging out my anus streched into the water below and then i let it hang there for a bit as i read about you starting to go more and then i pushed out the rest of it and it silently went into the bowl-then i looked and saw it was about 15" long and about 1 in thick and pretty firm-then I sat there for a bit waiting for more as I read more of your story,b! it all i did was fart 2 times and that was it- hey JANE more stuff I enjoy your stories-Then i wiped and jumped in the shower and as i'm sitting here typing this I still feel kinda bloated,but i have no urge to poo,so i'm off to the gym,and I know i'll go more there after i work out for a bit and do it with some other guys too which is always fun! Again,so sorry about Heather-BYE
samuel
hi! im a 20-year old boy from scandinavia. i have som stories, but before that i have to say this day was a really nice one.. i study at a university. In the morning, before lecture(?) i had to pee so i went to a toilet (no stalls) just a room. while at it i heard someone in the toilet on the other side of the wall fart a little fart. i tried to stop my ray to hear better but i couldn't. another little fart and some wiping followed. the other person left the toilet. so did i maybe 10 seks later. the only person in sight was a beautiful woman walking away.
later i watched Xena, a fantasy show on TV about a fighter namned Xena and her "helper". They're both kinda attractive (too me at least). in this particular show they both got the runs. in one scene you could clearly hear farting and splattering sounds from the "helper" who was squatting outside the screen (could be understand by the context..) she then reached her hand into the visible screen and grabbed som paper. more references to pooping was made during the show..
during the commercials there was one commercial that i remember. it was about a newspaper. you could see a woman reading it. i noticed the wall behind her looked like a bathroom.. the camera zoomed out and you could see her from the elwboows and up.. she was obviously sitting on a stall-style toilet. in the next clip you saw the stall from the outside with a semitransparent door. the newspaper was clearly visible, so was all the countours of the woman sitting on the toilet. there was a long line of other womans waiting indicating she had been there for a long while.. by the way, the woman reading was very good-looking with modern glasses and cloths, about a bit over 20 years
/samuel
Tom
"Need to know" asks if anyone ever had an accident in a drug or department store. Well I did. New Years Day 1992 was unseasonably warm with no snow on the ground so I decided to put my son in his stroller and walk him to the drug store about 8 city blocks away. For some floppies for my computer. As I was looking around the store, all of a sudden I had to take the worst crap of my life. There was no holding it in, it just came out. It was a good thing I had the baby with me. Other customers smelling it probably thought it was him. At least I hope so.
When I got home, I felt awful. At least my wife was understanding. She cleaned me up with paper towels (too messy for regular toilet paper) which she threw in the garbage. Along with my under pants. Then she cleaned my bottom with soap and water. After which she filled the tub with warm water so I could take a relaxing bubble bath.
I never understood why that happened. I was feeling fine, in fact I had a good BM before leaving the house that morning. I didn't eat anything unusual, I wasn't on any medication, I didn't taken any laxitives, but yet I had this uncontrollable BM in the store.
DM
Hey there...
Haven't seen anything about Heather's condition yet. I hope she's OK. I'm worried!
Anyway, I thought it was good just to be able to post for two days in a row. Directly after I posted that message, my body decided to give me the pleasure of pooping for two days in a row. (Not continuously, of course!)
The first session cleared up a whole pile of food I'd eaten over the last three days. It's times like these that I wish my turds were just a little firmer, as this motion would have been at least 15 inches long had it not broken into three segments. Darn! At the least, it felt very good as it was coming out.
Having emptied myself out completely (to the point that I was actually hungry again after leaving the bathroom!), I was quite surprised to find myself needing to go again the very next day. This load turned out to be the "aftershock" of the first, with a lot of smaller soft turds and a good LOUD farting session. That was nice, as I usually don't fart a lot when I'm on the pot.
And come to think of it, I had a nice long pee last night as well!
To CARMALITA: Awww...I wanted to be the first one to respond to your "fantasy" post. Because I wear glasses (thin wire frames), and I tend not to be clean-shaven very often. I don't often read on the toilet, but when I do it's usually something like Car and Driver or a similar publication. But I'll go you one better, as I've been having daydreams about shapely hispanic women on the toilet (preferably pushing out a huge log). So there you go!
To RICK: That particular episode of Ren and Stimpy ("Don't Whiz On the Electric Fence") is one of my all-time favorite cartoons. Thanks for reminding me, since Nickelodeon refuses to play Ren and Stimpy anymore. But now that I think about it, I could swear there was a segment in Rocko's Modern Life (another Nick-toon) where either Rocko or his dog were on the toilet. I wish I could remember in detail, but I don't.
I'm almost done here, but I have a story I must relate from earlier today. I was leaving work at about 3:30 when I decided I needed a pee. Having already clocked out, I determined I'd make the most of it and sit in the stall for a few minutes to listen to others. After releasing a healthy amount of liquid, I sat and waited. A minute passed, and a guy came in to the stall next door. He seemed like he was in a hurry, as he rushed to get his pants down before a loud splashing load of poo came out. But that wasn't the half of it. While he continued to plop out what sounded like little balls of poop, he maintained a running commentary that went something like this:
"OOOHHHHHHHHH.. .wow...UNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHH...whoa...MMMMNNNNGGGHHH.. .HHHEEEEEEEHHHHHHOOOOOOHHHHHYYYYYAAAAAAA...haven't gone in a while. ..WWWWWHHHHOOOOAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAA!!!"
I swear I didn't make up that last part, and I wasn't talking back to him either! (I was trying too hard to keep from laughing!) He continued to plop-plop-plop out his little balls of poop for a good two minutes, after which point the bathroom stunk. I was curious to see what his efforts looked like, but someone else grabbed his stall before I could peer inside. Oh well...
OK, now I'm outta here. Poop well, everyone!
DM
PS -- to GRUNTLY -- I've gotta thank you again for the squatting story. That absolutely made my week!
Chris
BILL - What a terrific posting about your son Jason's buddy shitting in front of you. Sounds like quite a turn on.
You also said that as you are in the construction business, you had opportunity to watch other guys take a shit. Wowee!! To see and hear a construction worker grunting, farting and dropping his turds would be a dream come true for me. Got any other stories to relate buddy?
Hi to all my turd plopping Cyber mates.
Chris.Sara T.
Hi, Lazy Texan! I'm from New York and I'm 16, to answer your questions. I used to think I was the youngest here (I hate that!), now I see there are even 11 year olds around. I am glad you like my stories :) I've never used a female urinal jug (no Walgreens around here, and the others I've seen have not been so cheap) but they sound interesting!
Lila- Thank you for your ideas- I do have some of those large cups with handles around, but I drink out of them, so I kind of schkeeve the idea of peeing into them! However I do have a big old Taco Bell cup to use (handle-less), that we only use in the bath (to rinse our hair without a shower). So I use that a lot.
Haven't peed into anything interesting lately aside from my cookie tin story, but I did let a little go on my rug, just to see what would happen. I stopped the flow though so I wouldn't soak the carpet (ew).
Samantha- I'm *so* sorry to hear about Heather. :*( I said a little prayer for her.TheLazyTexan
Hey Lili-
That story about you filling the fast food drink cups is awesome, please post more like that, how old are you and where are you from? Also users of ??? know that there chat rooms are sometimes hard to leave for a second to go to the potty and that's another reason I like to keep a container near the computer.
-BrianBryian
To Leo: Yeah...i find that Pizza Hut tears me up like that. I try to stay away from there cause every time i eat it, it doesn't agree with my stomach.
To Bill: I liked your story about your son's friend who had to shit in front of you. Did he really take that x-lax?? If so did it work for him? did u see him taking a shit from the effects of the x-lax?
I visited this site last night...then after that it was dinner time. I then watched tv for a few hours then i got back on here for about 15 20 minutes...then i started getting this urge to shit really bad. I was thinking of saying yesterday that i hadn't gone for a shit for 2 days untill last night. I got off here and shut down....then i went into my bathroom,closed the door and sat on the toilet with my pants and boxers just below my knees. I pushed and pushed...slowly heard my log drop into the bowl. I stood up and looked at it and it was about 14 inches long and it was curved around like a L and that bottom part was about to break off. Then i sat back down and pushed out a few smaller logs, about 4 inches. Then i was wiping and i noticed seeds in my poop.....and i was trying to remember what i ate with seeds in it and only thing that comes to mind is yesterdays lunch...if so it came out quickly. I must have wiped at least 15 times. I usally don't have big logs like this! ....Think i might change my diet to a high fiber one...i wanna really enjoy more shits like this. I only had this huge log yesterday because i had to big bowls of rasin brand yesterday morning...i'm gonna go out and buy some so i can keep these huge logs up.
Then i woke up this morning and my hole was itching...i was gonna wipe it some more and i decided since i was there i would take another shit cause i felt it up my hole....i passed a few 4 inch logs then i wiped like 10 times.
That new pic up there isn't so bad
DM
OK, sorry. One more thing.
SUMMER -- Your posts are great, and you sound like you'd be fun to watch in the act. I'd love to be able to remember that much detail, but I never can. Many thanks from a fellow college pooper!
DM
Carmalita
Oh my God, I feel so awful about Heather. I never knew her, but it saddened me just the same. Me and Renee both feel so bad. Life can be so cruel sometimes. We would like to extend our condolences to her family. I was also sad having to say goodbye to my sisters, but thanks to all of you guys for helping to fulfill my fantasy because it made me feel better! The descriptions of yourselves were awesome! Love you all! I had a great birthday, and a great time with my sisters! I cried like a baby when they had to go. We had a good three-way dump at Clackamas Town Center mall before they left, and Luisa clogged the toilet in her stall. She laid a huge, monster turd that got stuck in the hole! Maria did her usual soft plops, and the three of us stunk up the ladies room pretty good.
David: Thanks for saying that you love me. It blew me away actually. I like men who aren't afraid of their feelings. Tell me some of your pooping stories okay?
Kram: My goodness! Was that a UUGGGGHHHHhhhh big dump you did for me? I hope so.
Big Al: Yes, beards are cool! My brother Cruz has a goatee, and he's a hunk. He's a big, muscly guy, and used to wrestle in high school.
Prince Morgan: Thanks for saying hi to me! I'm glad you like my storiesI think going to the bathroom is way hot! especially when people watch me!
Bill: I'm glad someone else likes to read my stories on the potty. I too saw a girl poop from a tree branch at an outdoor concert once. She sat down over a low branch about 3 feet from the ground. She saw me watching her, so I immediately went over to her to offer to stand lookout for her. She did three little plops, wiped, and was on her way.
PV: Thanks for being my buddy. I wish I could send you flowers or something for Valentine's Day. I need to get Renee flowers because she has been awfully good to me lately.
Jeff A: I'm glad that you enjoy a woman's poop smell. It makes little Carmalita very hot to know a man likes that!!! I think you and I would get along great! What part of the Pacific NW do you live in?
Buzzy: Thanks for my birthday present! how many girls are lucky enough to get a handsome man to take a shit for her? Video cameras? Actually, as exciting as it sounds, I'd be too scared, thinking I might show up on the internet. Thank you for my special birthday present. It was very exciting. It sounds like you had a real big dump. I was with you for every grunt and plop of it. Was it a stinker? I hope so! I'll bet you looked great!
I was on the toilet this morning, and Renee was fixing up her hair, and watching me straining in the mirror. I was wearing black pants, and had them over my knees with my white panties stretched over my thighs. I let out a long "spppllllffffffff" fart, and began pinching a good sized loaf. From between my thighs came this strong smell. It was pretty gross. The turd crackled, for about ten seconds and plopped, and Renee said "Ooooh, that one, sounded big." After a few minutes, I started pushing out another large poop, and Renee said "sounds like another big one Malita." I looked up at her and said "Can you smell it too?" then we both giggled like crazy. I sat on the pot for about ten minutes because i had a really big dump to do. Me and my sisters went out for authentic Mexican food. I should learn to stay away from the food of my people! I sat there playing with the elastic lace of my panties, snapping it against my thigh, and humming to myself when another fat turd began ! crackling. By now the bathroom was stinking pretty good. I wore heels to help elevate my legs a little, but my knees were together. After a minute I said "yuck, it stinks in here." but Renee told me not to flush the toilet. I felt my ???? move and that big log came squeezing out. It crackled and spit making lots of noise, but then got stuck, and hung out of me for a few minutes. I was fanning the poopy air away from my crotch, and breathing through my mouth. I could tell that Renee was excited, even though she was uncomfortable with the smell. I pushed down really hard and went "rrrruuunnggggghhhhh!" and about two pounds of used Mexican food came falling out of me. What a relief it was! Renee was wearing black tights, and a T-shirt, and I sort of let my eyes rest on her fanny. She has such a great butt I couldn't resist. It's not big, just nice. So, after that last gush, I pulled off toilet paper, and Renee asked me to stand up and wipe so she could look in the bowl. there w! ere three brown logs, as brown as me! and a bunch of little green doo-doos like curly fries piled on top. One log was lying up against the bowl, half in the water, half out. It looked like it had little bits of green chillies in it. Man it was monster! As usual, I wiped my vagina first, very carefully, and then my butt six times. The smell was disgusting. After I wiped, I looked at Renee and I was worried. I knew that would never flush. She hit the flush handle anyway, and all those turds came up to the top!!! Yuck!!! I panicked and plunged, and it made a mess, but I got it all cleaned up. Poor Renee! This had to be the smelliest 10 minutes of her life! Now this is the best part! Later on , I passed by the bathroom and Renee was on the pot pooping, I could hear it and smell it. And you'll never guess what she was doing! She was eating a bowl of ice cream!!!! It was hysterical!
Love,
Carmalita
Penny
My dear friend Linda and I have for years been going to horse shows. She rides I don't. The first one we went to was in a small town about 50miles from us years ago. We left early in the morning and arrived there at about 7.00am. After unloading the horses Linda who was very shy about pooping etc at that time said she was just going to the ladies. She opened her bag and I could see her putting a few tissues into her pocket. She is a large (not fat) girl and looks lovely in white jodpurs and boots with her blonde hair. Off she goes while I have coffee. It is not long before she is hurrying back and I ask her whats the problem. She very embarrassed says that the loos are holes in the ground and she can't go there but needs to go quite badly. I look around and suggest that she uses the bushes behind the stables. I am into outdoor shitting but could see immediately that she was not. Silence from her as she contemplates a real first in her life. I thought dammit girl let me teach you, and said to her to take off her jacket and come with me. She said no she would be ok and would hold it for a while. I said to her don't be stupid you will shit yourself on the horse. This changed her mind but I could see that this was a big trauma. As we round the bushes I see it is a secluded spot so proceed to tahe the lead. I quickly pull down my jeans and panties and step out of one leg. She looks at me in amazement but I carry on and sit on my heels, knees apart. She looks away thinking I need privacy so I say to her observe because you do not have a change of pants and if you have an accident you can't change. She now watches my every move as I have a good pee and then the hard plug falls out to be covered by my normal windy light brown semi solid motion. I wipe and dress and tell her that I will watch for her. She says to please stay as I must check that she does not mess on her ankles as this is a first. I said ok. She turns her back and pulls down her jods and panties and gets down to work. She is one of those people that cannot sit back on her heels so ends up on her toes with this lovely white bum about 14 inches off the ground. She manages to pee a little and then cuts off in mid stream as a long fart erupts from this beautiful bum. She says sorry but I tell her we all do it. I have a perfect spot to see all the action. As I watch her arse hole starts to extend about 3 inches (I thought she had piles) as the turd pushes against it. I tell her relax but she says she can't. This happens about 4 times each time a little more of the turd comes out and as she freezes gets almost sucked back in. It is a dark brown hard dry turd which is confirmed by her that she has not been for a day or two. I am now getting tired of this and say to her that she can safely shit as it will go on the ground. I come around the front of her as she gives a good heave and this 8*2.5 inch log slides slowly out. I get a fright when I see her face cos her eyes are closed and she looks as if she is in pain. As the logs hits the ground I notice she rocks on her toes a little before peeing. She wipes quickly and dresses. I said to her that she must drink more water and it won't be so painfull. She looks at me and says can I keep a secret. I said yes of course we are best friends. She then says' " That was the best thing you ever did for me. The first time outside in front of some one and I was not in pain the spasming of my sphincter brought on an orgasm" She was converted and we do this often at horse shows. She has admitted to me that she is easily aroused, firstly by the horse riding position and movement and strangely by outside crapping. I never ever asked her if she had regular orgasms outside shitting but suspect that she does cos as her load dropps she gets very quiet and closes her eyes. This is a routine for us at shows but she needs more later on and these are the runny ones that she has to do quickly behind stable doors. Not even her husband knows and we are safe here as he is not computer literate. More in a day or two.
Monday, February 05, 2001
Poster
This was an article I posted a while back on page 323 froma home repair news group. Seeing as it is kinda on topic again I have a question.
While we're on the topic of disgusting basements, I have a problem.
Actually two. The people who owned the house before us had some
problems, and the woman would send her kids downstairs to um...do
their business...after she had cleaned the bathroom. Need I point out
that there was no bathroom downstairs? Anyway, after I pulled out the
carpet (I will have mercy and not describe THAT ordeal) I found the
concrete no longer sealed, and stinking. Now, the other problem is
that the walls are very old (the house is about 90 years old) and the
concrete is extremely porous. Add to this no eavestroughing, and I
have one hell of a moisture problem, which brings the ghastly miasma
out of the floor.
Has anyone here ever heard of something like this?
I live in a big city and read in the newspapers sometimes stories where you sometimes hear about large families living in a house with no toilet you can use or no water or electricity. The adults maybe can hold it and go somewhere else but little kids pee alot and boo-boo after eating most times. Where do they go to the bathroom? I can't imagine holding it all weekend until work or school Monday. I wonder if they had someplace in the house that they use and just leave it, or do they have something they can pour out and throw away. 8 or 9 kids worth of pee and poop is a lot to get rid of.
This winter has been so cold here that many can't pay their heating bill. One lady on the news had no gas at all in her house and they had to shut off the water because the pipes burst. She was on the news more than once several weeks apart. They were living in their living room with winter clothes on and a space heater. It was below 0 and snowing hard at the time and probably that cold inside the house. It was too cold to undress enough to go anywhere but in the living room but the news didn't talk about that.
Has anyone witnessed something like this first hand?
need to know
Has anyone-bth female and male ever had an accidental bowel movement in a dpartment store or chain drug store? How did you cope?Leo
I had Pizza Hut on friday and I had 2 slices of pizza and the next morning I took 3 Shits in the 7:00 O'Clock range. Then I took another one at 10:00
Lili
To Sara T., The LazyTexan and Sandra:
The best FREE female urinal I have found is a large plastic fast food drink container. There have been many times when I've slid to the side of my vehicle's bucket seats and placed the cup under my pussy lips. If you're parked away from buildings, no one knows you're having a relief whizz in public.
But the absolute BEST urinal is one of those super sized (refillable) hard plastic cups with a sturdy handle. They'll probably hold more ounces than you will, and the handle makes it all feel very secure. I've used them in the car, living room, computer room and even on my balcony.
It's an awesome feeling to stand on the balcony with the cup tucked up to my pussy lips and my skirt covering it in case people walk by. I start and stop my flow many, many times and it is VERY stimulating.
Girls, give it a try!
Lili