Summer
Hi everybody, hope everyone is doing well! I must tell about my huge dump yesterday. I was in the library studying for about 4 long hours. I had felt the need building for awhile, so I gathered my things up and headed for the restroom. There was 4 stalls, one was occupied by someone peeing. I picked the first one. I was wearing very tight jeans yesterday, so I had to peel them off! I lowered my black panties along with my jeans to just below my knees. I had a seat and for the first time in hours I felt relaxed. I really needed a good shit, I had not gone in 4 days and was beginning to get grumpy! I let loose a long windy fart that signaled to me I was really going to be here a while. The other girl finished washing up and left right after my fart. I farted about 2 more times before the first turd fell into place. I grunted a little as my hole opened. I could hear the crackling as my first turd inched out. It fell with a loud spash. It was about an inch wide and! four inches long. I also noticed as it floated in the water that it was very solid and "knobby" I knew this was going to be a fun poop. I farted again to welcome turd number two. Like the first, it was solid and slid out with a splash. After it dropped, another girl came in. She went into the stall next to me. I heard her undress and sit down, she soon ripped a loud fart into her bowl. She was pushing really hard, as evidenced by four quick spashes soon after her fart. I joined her with yet another fart. I now felt another turd begin to come out. Like my first two, it was an inch wide and it fell with spash. It was about five inches long. I dropped four more turds, each about four inches long and one inch thick in quick "splashly" succession. My neighbor had only farted a few times since I heard her poop fall when suddenly I heard her begin to strain really hard. She caught her breath after about 10 seconds and then pushed some more. I finally heard some crackl! ing and after about a minute I could hear what sounded like a monster drop into the water. I had been holding my anus closed, listening to my neighbor but I could not hold it any longer. I ripped a little fart which allowed three more solid poops to come out quickly, each still about four inches long. I felt a bigger pressure pushing on my hole as it opened again. I had to grunt a little to get it going. I'm sure my neighbor heard my crackling as what would be my finalie, began to slide out very slowly. My eyes watered as I entered a trance of pleasure with the feeling. After about two minutes, it finally dropped. It was two inches wide and probably 8 or 9 inches long. Part of it disappeared in the toilet hole. My neighbor began to wipe and was soon dressed and washing up. I looked down between my legs to see a huge collection of poop! I had not shit this much in a long time. I had to wipe quite a few times. I flushed, dressed and washed up as well. My neighbor ! and myself had left our mark on the air quality of this restroom! I journeyed back to my dorm where Sarah (my roommate) was waiting for me to go to dinner. I told her about my huge dump. She said she had also took one earlier. Sarah came up with the idea that we "buddy dump" again soon, to see who can do the most! I can't wait! Until next time, happy pooping!!!
Summer
April
Arrrr!!!!! I am so angry. Has anyone on this forum been a victim of a potty prank? I just was. My friend Sonia an I decided today to cross the border and go shopping for shoes in Mexico. We took the bus to the International bridge and walked across. We stopped and had a few Coronas at the market square. (Even thought we are under age we still get served in Mex) We continued till about 4 when I told Sonia we should be getting back cause I will need to pee pretty soon. (I refuse to use the Sanitarios in Mexico.)
We walked back across the bridge and there was about an hour delay, weekends always brings heavy tourist traffic. Finally we got to the bus stop where it was another 20 minuets and I started to really feel the beers kick in. I bit my lower lip and sighed with relief when I saw the bus. Ten minuets and we’re home free. By the time we got to Sonia’s house I was ready to pop. I burst in the door and headed straight to the potty tugging my panties as I ran. Finally, up with the skirt and down went the panties and it started just as my bottom hit the seat.
But something was not right. Ten seconds into my pee I realized I was just the victim of a potty prank. Sonia’s Twin brother and his friend put cellophane under the toilet seat. It was terrible, pee was going everywhere. I am one of these people that I just can’t stop the pee once I start. I began to panic, I didn’t want to ruin the rug so I jumped up(big mistake) and peed in the vanity sink. Pee ran down my legs, on my shoes, on my panties, uhg it was a mess, but I managed to lift my bottom on the sink and let the rest go in the sink which lasted for over a minuet.
I could hear those two little bastards laughing at my misfortune, which was really a trap set for Sonia. Well I cleaned up and stayed in there crying Sonia came in and thought it was the funniest things. When I came out I acted as if nothing happened and just smiled. Remember….. Paybacks are a bitch.
Has anyone had anything similar or worse?
Penny
Cabray- When you got to go you got to go!!
Sarah T - Iron makes poo black. You sound healthy enough. Do not worry.
Shawn
I was taking a poop today and had a lot of gas with it. Normally I fart a couple of times before it comes out then maybe a soft airy fart during, but today it sounded like a machine gun! I had chili for dinner last night so it must have been that. The turd I let out was huge! Overall, very rewarding! This dump took place at home so no one got to hear it. I am going to follow the advice that was given to me and try to respond when someone talks to me in the public bathroom at school. To break the ice I was going to just sit in there for a couple of minutes even if I don't have to poop. I am still trying to get more comfortable with sitting on the john in public. I will try this on Monday and let you all know!
Greetings from the Northeast!
PV
Hi all,
Been off line a bit lately, and just got back to read up on back posts.
LITTLE LOU -- darling, I am so pleased and happy for you! I was worried about you! I think you're going to be okay, and you've bounced back in style. We're all crazy about you, and are so happy you've come through!
KENDAL -- to my *other* favorite neice, I hope you'll be back soon, and that you'll get all the news from the site without too much of a delay -- losing your net privilege is awful!
STEVE & LOUISE -- I miss our chats too! I've been busy with this and that, and by the time I get through everything I've been falling asleep over the keyboard. I scan the posts, mean to write a good reply, and then think 'er... tomorrow!' And the tomorrows pile up! (Hahahaha!) I'll write more often, I promise.
KIM & SCOTT -- that was a humungous dump at the restaurant, I'd like to add my congratulations and envy. Kim, I recall you mentioning that maybe I'm trying too hard to achieve the perfect dump, if I just let it happen it will, and I agree. I'm getting more careful about my diet, and it seems to be improving my output gradually, I certainly produce bigger ones more often now, at least once or twice each week.
PENNY -- That was quite an incident you described where your friend had to releive herself in the stable. I've often wondered about that -- the long hours stable lads and lasses work to look after horses, and the probability that many a stable is not richly enough appointed to be provided with a toilet. I guess it's perhaps rather common that they use the stall floors just like the horses, and clean up with the general mucking-out and hosing down??? I love your postings, by the way, they're very fresh and matter-of-fact, an approach that really brings them to life.
CARMALITA & RENEE -- 15lb dumbells -- honey, that more than double the weights I use. Take it easy, a damaged muscle takes time the heal and you lose energy and progress in repairing it. Oh, sure, I've used the outer hip abduction machine, and yes, I tended to be aware of the way eyes swivelled when I would stress my legs out waaay wide. That was about five years ago, I've not been to use a commercial gym since then. I must do it again, I remember it was quite a good experience.
I must say how much I LOVED Renee's post giving us a blow-by-blow as you took a dump while she was online! That was really nice and I could visualize it so well.
Oh, heck, no worries, dear, we're all allowed to get a bit emotional over the things around us, we wouldn't be human otherwise. it's a great thing you do, and to help people is a noble career. (Love you too!)
Renee's sister sounds a real mighty lass too, red as me! (Smile!) And I really adored your description of the video you and Renee made, how I'd like to catch a few frames of that! (Was it made for "Smellovision" by any chance? (Giggles!)
Poo report -- a few days ago I had a really nice turn-out. I had been aware of needing to go for a while, but held it for an hour or two as I got on with other things. When I finally went I was good and ready. I sat and relaxed, dropped a couple of small chunks as I felt the main event sliding down, then out came this smooth torpedo, quite fast as they are wont to. There was no crackling as such, it was more a smooth, wet sliding sound followed by the impact with the water. SCHLOOOOOOOPPP!!! PLONK! I always watch between my thighs now, and my turd dropped free as it touched the water, so 11 inches, a very usual size for me now. But immediately, as in a few seconds later, my anus opened up for a repeat performance. SCHLOOOOOOOPPP!!! PLONK! Another identical 11-incher, followed by a few more chunks. I'm guessing I produced two feet of shit that time. Also, my anus stretched very comfortably to around 1 1/4 inches at the widest point of the first main piece, so I would expect! to be able to pass 1 1/2 inches without difficulty -- and train up from there. A mighty 3-inch wide turd, two feet long, just like Kim would be magnificent, but could be wishful thinking for my anatomy! Time will tell.
I've used urinals a couple of times lately, too. I had to go up to college, and when I wanted a wee I popped into the men's room. It was one I used before, fairly high traffic but I used it without being walked-in on. I took paper from a stall to wipe as I had no tissues, stood on the platform and washed the steel wall, starting without difficulty. And another time I used a bathroom I've hit many times, and did the same!
If I've missed anyone, many appologies, I'll catch you next time.
All my best,
PVPenny
Louise, I carry a cloth in the boot to clean the sill.
Diane, I have never had trouble pooing past the sill. I do prefer going in the bushes. I do carry a half roll of paper as I am like you and do not like to broadcast my intentions. If some one sees and guesses my missin well and good but I do not stride towards the bushes trailing a white banner of paper in one hand and a magazine in the other. People that read and shit are not interested in what they are doing.
Linda reminded me of a horseshow a while back. We had arrived the previous day and unpacked and then went off to meet the others over a few drinks. We went back to go to bed after a wee in the bushes. I bent down and started but Linda stayed standing. I said what are you up to? She said she had heard of peeing standing up so was giving it a bash. There she was pussy pulled up and lips apart as she grunted and groaned to get things going. I said pee and get finished as I had farted niceley and peed a flood. She said she can't let the right sphincter go. Eventually I heard a gush as she let go but at the same time farted and started to poo a flat piece of shit out of her clenched buttocks. I said be carefull you are shitting. She said yes but I can't stop. When she had finished peeing she bend down and removed the 6*2*1/2 inch flat poo from her pants where it had fallen. Panties off because of a mark and jeans up and we went off giggling like school girls. Later our husbands! both reckoned that more men had shat themselves at urinals than anywhere else as they tried to sneak a fart as they peed. Listen you guys sit and pee it is much safer.Prema
Can anybody share an experience of spying their mothers or aunts doing a poo?
Jay (J&P)
Hey Cabray, that's quite a piece of legislation you've enacted in your area of responsibility in the dorm, however, bodily functions know no such boundaries. So that leaves having some sort of deodorizer installed or just having a few cans of air freshener such as Glade around. Doesn't building code require exhaust fans to be installed in dorm bathrooms? If so, don't they work? They are
mostly there to dissipate shower steam, but would also help with
getting rid of the smell of the girls' poops. Forget trying to apportion showers and shits by time cuz it's impractical. Next thing you know they'll be shitting in the showers. Of course, when I went to college, we frat boys were absolutely certain several of the sororities were populated by girls whose shit didn't stink...
somehow I'm guessing this is still the case.
Next, Sara T. was wondering about the darker coloration of the brown bullet trains she sends through Sphincter Station and the answer is in the iron content of the vitamins, most likely. However, I wouldn't let this color change dissuade you from taking vitamins regularly, especially since women need to replace iron lost during monthly cycles. Conversely, MEN should in most cases avoid using multivitamins WITH iron because it remains with them and there could be certain problems if enough accumulates as bound iron.Jay (J&P)
Hey Cabray, that's quite a piece of legislation you've enacted in your area of responsibility in the dorm, however, bodily functions know no such boundaries. So that leaves having some sort of deodorizer installed or just having a few cans of air freshener such as Glade around. Doesn't building code require exhaust fans to be installed in dorm bathrooms? If so, don't they work? They are
mostly there to dissipate shower steam, but would also help with
getting rid of the smell of the girls' poops. Forget trying to apportion showers and shits by time cuz it's impractical. Next thing you know they'll be shitting in the showers. Of course, when I went to college, we frat boys were absolutely certain several of the sororities were populated by girls whose shit didn't stink...
somehow I'm guessing this is still the case.
Next, Sara T. was wondering about the darker coloration of the brown bullet trains she sends through Sphincter Station and the answer is in the iron content of the vitamins, most likely. However, I wouldn't let this color change dissuade you from taking vitamins regularly, especially since women need to replace iron lost during monthly cycles. Conversely, MEN should in most cases avoid using multivitamins WITH iron because it remains with them and there could be certain problems if enough accumulates as bound iron.Declan
This is my first post here, although I have been reading (and enjoying) posts for a good while. My main reason for posting now is to ask for a little help. Somewhere in the old posts was a discussion about films (movies to all you state-siders) with shitting scenes. Someone described a film (German or set in Germany I think) where a truck-driver walked a short way from his truck, squatted down, and was actually seen on screen "dropping a log". Can anyone remind me of the name of the film, otr the page number in the old posts where it is described? I have tried to find it again, but I can't. Hope someone can help. Thanks for all your great posts.
Lawn Dogs Kid
Don't know why, but the new girl at the top reminds me of Victoria Beckham ( Posh Spice ) Anyway, whoever she is, she obviously likes to pee her skirt !!
Just as I predicted, Kendal has won a reprieve for good behaviour ! She'll be allowed back tomorrow night, for a short time anyway.
Spent most of this weekend over at a mate's place. Someone here, no name, asked if anyone had seen any movies with a guy sitting on the toilet ? Well, me and my mate watched this movie called "Mistress of Frankenstein". It's a film about a mad professor who after his wife dies decides to resurrect her through a brain transplant, but the brain turns out to be one from a raging lesbian, which is what his wife then becomes ! All rather stupid stuff, but right near the beginning of the film, the mad professor is trying to get his normal looking Frankenstein monster to speak, and while he is giving it lessons, the professor suddenly farts and rushes off saying "Oh no!". The next scene shows him sat on the bog making huge straining noises and plenty of farting, while the monster stands outside the room mimicking the noises coming from within until it makes a fart sound with the inference being that the monster has now shit itself ! The scene was totally irrelevant to the re! st of the film, but provided me with some light entertainment value as you all might imagine !Simon
CABRAY - Somehow, I don't think you can change what the girls are doing. It's just how nature works. Every person is different. So, here are some suggestions, but don't take them seriously!
1. It's a bathroom. Amongst other things, it's intended that people fart and poop in there.
2. Get a contractor in to build a separate toilet area. Then the showers won't smell of poop.
3. The rule is written and you're going to enforce it. However, don't be surprised if there's a few turds in the shower when it's your turn to use it! If you gotta go, you GOTTA GO!!!
Si :)Anonmous
Good Evening Poopers:
I have diarreah today. I ate a meatball sandwich last night on my dinner break at work. I am soo glad I do not work in fast food! Well anyways my poops have not came out very big lately.
I am a 5'9 220-230 Lbs. And I am a 26 year old male! I like to have real big fat poops that are 2-3 inches in diameter. And are atleast
6 inches long, but not much longer than 13 inches. Can anyone help me out? On how I can get some big turds? They make me feel soo good!
I'd like to set a goal of having atleast 3-4 poops like that in a session! Please give me your advice!
Keep up the great posts everyone!!
ring stretcher
What is it about hearing people grunting while on the toilet that is a turn-on to you? Please explain?
Has anyone noticed that big, lumpy logs hurt more and are harder to pushout than large smooth logs that are even bigger? Why is that?
Onetime several years ago my boyfriend was at my house watching TV. I got up when the urge to shit came on. I grunted and strained for ten minutes but the mass wouldn't come through my tiny hole. When I came back out my face was all red and he asked if I was bunged up. I told him I hadn't shit in almost 10 days. He asked if he could see it come out of me (notmally, he would sit on the tub and watch) so I agreed.
We got two tiny benches, an old towel and mirror and flashlight. I sat down resting my shapely cheeks on the benches. I moaned when the mass of shit started pushing against my ring. As he shined the light on my quivering hole and started in the mirror I leaned forward, took in a deep breath and went NNNNNNNNNNNG! Immediately my ring stretched open and the ball of shit started coming out.
Doug rubbed my back and encourage me as his eyes bugged out looking at my ring stretching. Uh NNNN OO NNNNNNNN! My poor ring didn't want to accomodate it and rebeled at being stretched so wide. I grit my teeth and used my hands to pull my cheeks apart further as Doug tried to slip a finger partially inside me, causing me to yelp in pain.
I took another deep breath in, and pushed with all my might. The lumpy turd slowly moved further out as my whole body shook. UUUUUUUH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! NNNG!
Through eyes clouded up by tears and sweat I saw it painfuly slip out of me onto the towel. My ring pulsated open and close for several minutes after that delivery. It was so large we had to toss it into the trashcans behind the house.
Afterward, my poor little hole was swollen for another day and sore to the touch from being stretched by a 3 1/2inch + thick turd.Lawn Dogs Kid
Don't know why, but the new girl at the top reminds me of Victoria Beckham ( Posh Spice ) Anyway, whoever she is, she obviously likes to pee her skirt !!
Just as I predicted, Kendal has won a reprieve for good behaviour ! She'll be allowed back tomorrow night, for a short time anyway.
Spent most of this weekend over at a mate's place. Someone here, no name, asked if anyone had seen any movies with a guy sitting on the toilet ? Well, me and my mate watched this movie called "Mistress of Frankenstein". It's a film about a mad professor who after his wife dies decides to resurrect her through a brain transplant, but the brain turns out to be one from a raging lesbian, which is what his wife then becomes ! All rather stupid stuff, but right near the beginning of the film, the mad professor is trying to get his normal looking Frankenstein monster to speak, and while he is giving it lessons, the professor suddenly farts and rushes off saying "Oh no!". The next scene shows him sat on the bog making huge straining noises and plenty of farting, while the monster stands outside the room mimicking the noises coming from within until it makes a fart sound with the inference being that the monster has now shit itself ! The scene was totally irrelevant to the re! st of the film, but provided me with some light entertainment value as you all might imagine !
Jaye
Hi everyone.
For Cabray: I don't think it makes sense to shower and then poop. You should poop first and then shower to make sure you get yourself clean. Telling the girls to shower first and then poop sounds a little odd. You've gone through all this trouble to get your body clean and then you go and dirty it again. I'm not surprised the girls are violating your rule.
For Sara T.: I used to take vitamins with Iron, and they do make your poop turn dark brown or black. Check your vitamins to see if they have iron in them. Also, if you take a lot of vitamin C, it may make your pee turn very yellow. Have you noticied this too?
For everyone: Two questions. First, Does anyone know any movies or TV shows that show girls pooping? Second, does anyone have any theories on why my poop smells a lot worse when I go at night than when I go in the morning? When I poop in the morning there's almost no smell at all. But if I go late in the afternoon or in the evening, it always smells terrible! Sometimes I will flush just as I poop to try to minimize the smell and it doesn't really do any good. Anyone know why this would be?
Thanks!
Leo
QUESTION: How can I persuade someone to take a crap outdoors. This person thinks its pretty nasty to poop outdoors but i think it cool so how can i persuade this person???
Robert
One time when I was inthe school clinic, a girl was in with diarrhea that was loud and every few minutes or so. After she had dumped twice, I moved to the bed nearest to the bathroom and got to hear her, which she did not seem to notice at all. It was beautiful, the second her butt hit the seat, farts would come out. She kept ripping them when I'd least expect it, but most of the time she was blowing her nose and sneezing. Actually, I'm terrible at telling stories, but it really was heaven.Peeping Tom
I find it amazing that teachers and students can use the same bathroom these days.I never went to a school like that.Yhe teachers
always had their own bathroom.but I have heard Billy L and others
here talk of useing the same bathroom. Now am not saying that this is a bad thing just that I thought any school did that these days.
LOUIS that was a great Story,I wish more like that were posted here.
Did anybody find out that you peed your pants?
Did you think of peeing outside ?
Bryian
To the unnamed poster: About movies with guys pooping sceenes...i haven't really seen any, eventhough i rented movies this weekend. I did see a sceen where a 16 year old boy was moping the bathroom floor in the locker rooom and this older guy comes to the urinal to pee.Buzzy
TO STRASS-That happens to me when I have to poo a good load-I can feel it pressing against the prostate-sometimes I like to prolong the feeling by holding it for a bit and when I finally let it out it's great relief in more ways then one!
TO LISA-I'm flattered,that you were thinking of me as you did a great poop-I have a lot of your past posts printed and I take them in to the bowl to read as I do my thing-and it 's like we are pooing together-I really enjoyed your latest dump-you and I should have been together with that poo of your and my bedpan poo few days ago-that would have been "loads" of fun!More stuff,Lisa-i enjoy your stories!
Since the bedpan poo,My dumps have been not worth reporting-I'll keep you all(esp the ladies) abrest and i'm due for a good one soon-maybe i'll try to go to the gym to dump one this a.m.if it's worth holding!Lots of great stuff on here lately! BYEkim and scott
greetings all! this is kim and scott again. TO JOHN (VT)- thanks for liking our posts. so you play chess huh? and in tournements no doubt. you must be very good! scott plays chess too!(Or used to when he was younger)but he is good too!I guess john that you are a regular bobby fisher.hahaha! thanks for the nice comments.more kim and scott stories later. TO LOUISE-hi! its good that you are practicing wing chung. you are very pretty louise its not surprising guys look at you. thanks for liking our toilet stories.and thanks STEVE again for the flattering comments on how fantastic i looked in my evening dress from my last post. thanks.scott and i will talk to you all a little later. bye now!PLUS PV where are you? louise and i and others miss you?Ashley
Today I saw a little girl,about 7 Years old,and her mother at the mall.Her mother was talking to a friend,and you could see,that the little girl was getting desperated .First,she moved from leg to leg,than she told her mom,that she has to relieve h.s..Her mom told her,that she´d better used the toilet at the Restaurant,10 min ago.Now she had to wait,untill she´d finished her talk.A few minutes later,the girl´s need to go got worse.She was moving from feet to feet,playing with her hands very nervous.than she began to hold her crotch,pressing both hands between her legs.She told her mom,that she couldn´t hold it longer,if she were not allowed to go,she would have an accident.Her mom didn´t response.after another 15 min. of pee-dance and squirming,she stoped moving,just stand there for abbout 1 minute.She moaned quietly,than first a few wet spots were noticeable at the front of her blue jeanse.But than,she could not control her bladder anymore.She wet herself compleately,just standing there,and let it happened.Her pee was running down her legs,making a sound like a snake.She stood there for about 3-4 min..Just peeing.As she finished,her jeans had changed from blue to dark blue.As she moaned loudly,her mom looked at her.She could´nt say a word for a moment,than she took her and yelled at her.She spanked her wet backside,than she tooked her hand,and left the mall.Mr Pee Pee
Prema. I am planning a trip to India soon I will be going alone, Will I have a problem if I poo outdoors? Where are the best places to poo?Metamucil Man
More housewives should come forward with tales of constipation and emancipation . . . it's only normal to pinch a loaf.
Cyber Fiberbigd
To answer one question, it literally takes me less time to take a dump than it does to urinate. They just pop right out. Sometimes I don't even sit down. Just hover. In my opinion, if you have to sit there for more than 5 minutes you don't have to go. An ex-friend of mine (he became an alcoholic) used to like to dump in "fun" places. One time he perched on the railing in the stairwell of a tall building---you know how you can look down and see all the way to the bottom---and pinched one. It free-fell several floors then hit a railing and disintegrated. Some of the pieces presumaby made it to the bottom. Once in a while he'd call me and after I'd say "hello", he'd hold the phone down in the bowl without saying a word. I would hear crackling, farts, and ultimately a plop. Then we'd chat. I often wondered if the phone handset smelled like shit.
Rizzo
RJOGGER, no, you certainly did not give me the impression of being conceited, I was only joking, well, trying to; seem to have goofed it; I apologize....
Lawn Dogs Kid, glad you liked the idea of the fountain. If it made Kendal laugh then that will make me happy too.
Carmalita, yes, the marine toilet is the toilet on my boat. It is a cute little porcelain bowl not much bigger than a chamber pot. For flushing you have to pump all the turds through a one and a half inch hose. The pump usually manages this by mushing the turds with water, but if the outlet valve is not in pristine condition, or if you plus Renee filled that bowl, the pump would just give up, I suppose. Keep those posts rolling!
I have to sign off, someone's coming, bye, RizzoNo Name Grrl
i only came here to tell you guys about two bathroom scenes on movies...both female scenes[sorry to the person who wanted guy scenes]...one I know was for sure a poop scene but the other I THINK was just peeing...
The first movie is "Teachers Pet". The main girl is about to kill one of the teachers in the school who is always complaining to her. The teacher is complaning to her & she goes into a stall & closes the door. It mostly shows her feet but we dont hear anything except her complaining still. I assume its pee but we dont hear anything.
The second movie "Shriek" is kind of like "Scary Movie"[the one with Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer & all those movies together]& this one girl Martinas grandma is constipated & you hear her grunting & yelling "MARTINA!" & you hear her fart alot!
Well that is all for now...if there are any guy scenes in any movies I will tell yall k?! ByeBrian
Hi I have long looked on here but never posted.
I feel what happened today warrants a few words.
My 4o year old wife complained about have severe
pain from contistpation.She called me in to the
bathroom got off the bowl and asked me to look if
her shit was coming.She bent down and I pulled her
bum cheeks apart and saw that only a very small
piece of shit was showing.She cursed and sat down
again.I sat in the edge of the bath and watched her
face screw up as she pushed harder.after about 10
minutes she asked me to look again.Again I pulled
her bare hips apart and reported that her pushing
was paying of as a good inch was now showing.She
asked would it be possible to pull it out,so I
got a piece of toilet roll to protect my fingers
and gently started to pull the turd from her bum.
It wasn't much of a success though as it only broke
off.She was half standing over the toilet at this
time and I encouraged her to push more.she grunted as
she strained to go.I was kneeling behind her and had
a really good view of her hole and hairy bits.I couldnt
beleive my good luck as shitting as never been mentioned
between us as a pleasurable thing.Still half standing she
pushed out a long hard dark shit followed by a few softer
logs.She sighed as she sat down to clean her bum.I pretended
I wasn't really interested in her bowel movements.But the
truth was I was shaking with excitment.I want to tell her
I was excited about the whole episode but I'm scared she
will feak at such a thought.I'll let you guys know when
I pick up the courage
Sunday, March 11, 2001
Smith
Out of all people - Posh Spice? Put something better on please! How about a woman who feels passionate about shitting? Here, she is just posing for a Mens magazine!
I don't know how it happened or where i stored it, but I did the longest shit ever - my waist size is only 34!
It was coming... coming... not breaking... coming.... and shoot! And it was standing in the bowl! I kept on admiring what i had done. probably measured to 15cm!
I felt sorry to flush it mind you... but i did - and it marked one big dirty stain after trying to travel the U-pipe.
LISA
PLEASE tell me more!!! Thats what i want to hear!
Anne (housewife)
Doug. It's not unusual for someone to go only twice a week like your girlfriend. I normally only have two or three motions a week and I don't have any ill effects as a result.
Cabray
Some one help me with this problem I've been having in my dorm. We both have a policy in the morning when we wake up to go to class that all girls shower before we poop, so the bathroom won't smell bad. However, many girls break this rule. As the RA, how can I make them stop doing this?Sara T.
Hi all.
I've a question: Lately I started taking lots of vitamins again. Is it common for them to turn my poop dark brown, almost black? They never did before. I've been pooping a lot lately too, all dark brown, very smooth and gloppy like. It's good because it comes out so easy.
Pooper Dooper
Well today I pooped at school. It felt great sliding out of my hole. Three logs five inches each. Not so bad.
Kyle-
That must have been embarrassing.Faith
Hey all of you, this sight is really great. I am of the younger generation in California. When i was little, up untill the age of, like 6 i wet my bed, as well as my modthers when i slept with her. I i was toldmy parents divorce caused me to do it, but really, i would dream i had to piss, only when i had to really go, so i would relieve myself in my dream. when i would wake up, i would find out i did not have to piss only in my dream.Victoria
Hi, a guy called Chris asked me to describe what I do on the toilet, so I will. Im a 16 year old girl, average looking and I eat alot but im not fat. I got the toilet in the evening after dinner. It always embarasssing when my brothers friends are over and the bathroom smells- but im sure there sisters do it!. I pull my panties and trousers down to my ankles and start pooping. It always smells and SOMETIMES leaves marks on the boal. I usually poo biggish poops which are sometimes hard to get out of my tight little ass hole. There is the odd fart- when i finished about 5 mins later i wipe my bum and thats me , i pull my panties back up( I am getting a bedit soon!_
Vicky
Any new movies out on vidoe that have guys scenes of guys sitting on the toilet?
Diane
Penny - do you use regular toilet paper when you pee on the side of the road? I keep a roll in my car that comes in handy. I'm not big on putting used toilet paper in the trash in my car, so I usually just toss it to the side of the road when I pee. One good rain and it's gone! I've tried your trick of sitting on the edge of the car, and it works pretty well while peeing, but not so well when pooping. It's hard to hang on to the edge and still give the ass hole room to clear the car so the poop will come out and fall downward, and not get on the car. I think another reason I usually point my bare ass away from the car is because the roadside usually slopes away from the car, and I can keep my feet forward enough that the pee will hit the ground and run away, behind me. Actually one time I had the liquid shits when I did this, and I was thankful I aimed away from the car, otherwise it would have gotten all over my feet and car. I knew a big load was going to come out, s! o I got into position with the car doors open, pulled my jeans down and a big stream of diarrhea shot out of my ass and onto the roadside. Generally, though, I'd rather poop somewhere off the side of the road, in the bushes - It's better to leave that kind of mess behind in the woods and it's more private. I remember once doing that very thing, and the motorists on the road KNEW what I was doing - seeing a woman walking from her car into the woods with a roll of toilet paper in her hand really gives the intent away, doesn't it? I crawled through a pathway in some low bushes, dropped my jeans, and peed a gusher. Just imagine seeing something like that from ground level - I'd hate to be an insect or bug on the ground - someone (like me) comes along and bares their ass, which hangs overhead and issues a nice stream of pee. Talk about a flood!John(VT)
Hi, everyone! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I was pretty busy at work first, then got some kind of virus that wiped out my energy,
then a whirlwind trip to the Boston area for a major chess tournament, and finally rushing back to VT just in time to get back to work two steps ahead of the brutal snowstorm... Whew! This weekend
I should be able to finally relax...
Carmalita & Renee: Thanks for encouraging me with your compliments!
Your stories are SO entertaining, and I appreciate the frequency, too! The video sounds really AWESOME! Did you know there is a market
for the sale of such videos? Just a suggestion...
I do have one amusing anecdote: on Sunday morning during the middle of my fourth round chess game, the urge for a movement began to get
rather insistent, and so, after making a move,I scooted off to the mens room. I hurriedly pushed out three fat 6-8 inch pieces, but it
occurred to me as I inspected them and flushed quickly, that I wasn't
able to enjoy the session like I would have normally, because of the
tourmament game, and the possibility of my clock ticking after my opponent had moved. Rather ironic...
Kim: SUPER broadway-bound story! I really liked the situation of the
classsy restaurant, the posh rest room, and the unsuspecting, cute
attendant, versus your vocal down-and-dirty ACTION! GREAT description
of your awesome log!!! I could almost PICTURE it... luscious! Keep
those exciting stories coming, girl!
Louis
I remember back in 5th grade I was playing football with friends after school. I ignored to urge to pee until i had to hold myself to keep from having an accident. I tried to run home. When I got home the door was locked. I peed my pants on the front porch.wizzer
Thanks to Lisa for asking about me. I've been really busy & haven't had much happening latly.
For those looking for pissing stories I have a new one.
I was walking through the park with my girl the other day when i felt the need for a piss. Well the bathrooms were across the park & there were a lot of people about so a tree was out of the question.
I told my girl i need to go & we started walking in the direction of the bathrooms. after a few minutes the need became urgent so we walked faster. this didn't really help & i put my hand to my crotch to hold it in. the bathrooms were coming into sight when i had to stop for a second to compose myself. we got there & there was a sign up & the doors locked..closed for repair. the womens was closed to so that wasn't even an option. I told my girl we had to get to the car fast. we began walking but i had to hold my crotch really hard & even then i spurted a bit. i was in agony & my face looked like i was sick. at one point i stopped & crosed my legs holding myself. we were almost to the car when i suddenly felt a sneeze coming on. i stopped in my tracks. my girl came to me to see what was wrong. gonna sneeze i told her. with that i sucked in air a couple times & let out a might sneeze. i also let out my piss. totally lost it. my girl felt so so! rry for me & helped meget into the car & drove me home to clean up. we took a shower together.
wizzer
Lawn Dogs Kid
GEMI: Lovely post to Kendal. Seeing as she can't say thank you herself at the moment, I'll say it for her. Thanks !! Glad to hear you have had a nice crap recently. There's not much to beat a resoundingly good poo is there ?!kelly
this was pretty embarassing- when i was 14 i stayed at my cousins house and i was playing with them in the back garden- and i needed a poop so i went inside and into the bathroom and pulled my panties and tracksuit bottoms to my ankles and started. (i should say that my cousins are two boys and are horrible!!!!) there was no lock on the door and after bout 2 mins they came in! all casualy and it stunk ( i mean it does happen) and they saw me a girllll with my panties down taking a turd- it was so embarassing i couldnt live it down!!!!!!
kelly h.
Billy L.
On Tuesday, we got a ton of snow. They canceled school. My brother and I, our cousin Billy, Weimin and Paul decided to go out and make some money by shoveling snow. My little brothers were with me too.
We were shoveling snow about 5 houses up when I had to go poop. I told my friends that I would be back in about 10 minutes. They said where are you going? I said I have to make a dookie. They said just go over there. The was a fence and a pile of snow next to the road from the plow. I said ok. I started walking and weimin and my little brothers followed me. I said what you guys doing? Weimin said he needed a pee. Josh said he had to poop and Eric needed a pee. When we got to where we couldn't be seen, I dropped my pants (I left my coat back in the driveway. I was getting too warm. Then I squatted. I dropped 1 big log and 3 little ones. It was the first time I went poo that day. Then Josh did the same thing. He dropped 3 logs, pretty big for him. I had toilet paper, just in case, so we could wipe. I always have it. It is helpful when your nose runs too. By this time Kevin and Paul came too.
They lady we were doing the driveway for said where is Billy. Kev said he ran to the woods for a minute. She said, you could have used my bathroom. Kev said, yeah, but we would not want to stink it up. Actually, it owuld take too long to get all the cloths on and off. Besides, we poop outside all the time anyway.
Anywya, Kev came jsust at the smae time Josh was wiping his butt. He was doing a terrible job, so I was helping him. Kev saw Josh was finished, then he dropped his pants. He dropped a ton of mushy stuff. It looked like steaming mud. When he was done, I said does anyone else need a poo? They said no. So we all got around the pile, and peed on it. We all were drinking a lot of soda, so we all peed a lot.
Then we went back to work. We did 8 driveways, and got like $330. That was like $85 each.