Katie K
Hey everyone im back from vacation. On vacation i had to poop on the way. i told my dad so he pulled over at a wayside. i ran out to find out that both womens stall were occupied. i had to go so bad so i ran in the woods behind the building and pulled down my pants and let it fly. the sound is so cool when the poop hits the ground. anyway i let out a huge soft serve poopy. i had nothing to wipe with so i pulled up my pants and asked a lady in the one of the stalls for some tp. she gave me a handfull and i went back out and wiped. on the way back to the car i noticed i wasnt the only women who had to shit in the woods. i accidentaly walked up on this other lady pooping and she told me she had to go so bad and the stalls were taken and i told her my story too. i kept her company while she finished up and we walked out to the parking lot together. along the trail there were piles of fresh shit and used tampons and etc so we realized lots of people must prefer the wood! s over the toilets. anyway i tld her goodbye and we went on our way. If anyone has a story like mine please let me hear it
thanks
Nik
Peter-I usually tear off about 4 or 5 squares and just wad it up. I've never really bothered with folding it or anything the way my mother taught me - it's just to much of a hassle. As a rule I always try and make a wad go as far as I can so I fold over a lot. I usually use 3 wads.
This is my one and only accident. It was during this short obstinent period I was going through in 6th grade. I was out with my family for a day of shopping. We had been out only a couple hours when I this mad urge to poop came over me. This was just one of those craps that demands attention. It felt like my rectum was greased or something, you couldn't just hold it back and forget about it.
As though this weren't enough the soda I had drank earlier was starting to catch up with me. I wanted desperatly just to go home so I could use the toilet. I was in a bad mood the entire time. I couldn't stand being talked to because all I could think about was that turd knocking on the back door, no, it wasn't just knocking, it was breaking it down.
I lasted about a 1/2 hour. I finally lost control. I let go of everything. I totally filled my panties with poop and wet myself in front of a bunch of people. I was totally mortified and shocked with myself. I had just turned 12, I wasn't supposed to poop on myself so much as pee my pants! Fortanatly, the poop was solid and stayed in my panties and didn't soak through.
Unfortanatly I think everyone still knew that I had done a booboo in my pants. My mother just told me to go to bathroom and clean myself up the best I could. I went to the restroom and went into an empty stall. I took my pants off and just threw my panties in the toilet. I used a practicly an entire roll of toilet cleaning all the poo off my butt and the pee off my legs.
When I left the bathroom my mom was waiting outside for me. She took me to the car and drived me home and dropped me off. The rest of my family wasn't there at the time so my mom said she was going to tell them I wasn't feeling well and needed to go home. Later my parents lectured me about going to the bathroom when I needed to.
This was the end of my obstinent phase. I've since gotten over all of that and I have to say my life has gotten better because of it.
Dirkputers-When I was that age there was never really a "rule" in my school about going poop but there was one girl who was particulary sadistical and especially enjoyed tormenting girls when they were having a bowel movement on the toilet. I was one of her victims.Donny
Samantha, I don't think you should look at your friend as a loser like your cousin Britney does just because she wets her pants. She probably just has a small bladder or bad nerve control and it will probably get better when she is older. I had girlfriends who wet their pants. Usually it was because she drank too much, too fast. She let me change her and wipe her off.Upstate Dave
Good morning to all. We are going through a couple of hhh days (hot humid hazy) here in upstate N.Y. It would sure be nice to be out near the lake . I have been enjoying everyones posts. Keep the stories comming. I have another summer day story.
I took a nother weekend bike trip up to my old home town. I arrived around ten in the morning. I stoped to see Matt was home but he was not. Next I went over to Mikes and he was not home either. Well I was thirsty from my trip so I went to the store.
I went in and I met Janet at the soda cooler. We said hello and gave each other a hug. We picked out our sodas payed and left the store. She noticed that I had ridden up on my bike and said; Do you want to take a ride up to the creek? I was hot so I replied: Lets go.
We rode up the road for a mile and got to the creek. We rode down a path that followed the creek. We found a nice spot wich the bank was shaded but the water was in the sunlight. Janet was already in a one piece suit and I was wearing cutoff jeans. We finished our sodas and jumped in and went swimming. The water felt great.
We swam for an hour and thengot out and we talked and relaxed in the shade. Janet said the soda now had gotten to her so she had to pee. She also thought shee had to poop also. She stood up peeled her suit down to her ankles and squated.
Her pee came gushing out with a hiss. She peed for about 30 seconds and then her flow slowed to a dribble and stoped. Blattt went her rear hole. It started to open and this very chunky tan turd crept out. Her hole opened wider, this one looked like it was really going to be a big wide one.
She was pushing hard on this one. Ummghh! It was still only creeping out. It was a very firm turd. She had pushed out 7 inches and she said I have not gone in three days. She pushed again and it started to creep. Unngg, again she went. Now she had expelled about a foot. She relaxed. This foot long job just hung there while she did. Unngghh she went again. Some more came out slowly. She started peeing again which ran down her hahging turd andf then created a second wet spot on the ground.
Unnggh again with a real hard push Janet went. About 4 more incches now came out quickly along with a pee stream that shot about three feet. With a thud it landed on the ground and the last of her pee flowed over it. She stood up turned around looked at her poop and said; That job deserves a bonus! She pulled up her suit and we left to go get some lunch back in town.
Jane
I had an interesting experience with one of those new automatic flushing toilets. Gary and I were at the airport to pick up his cousin Jimmy, who will be in town for a few days. As we were waiting, I felt a strong urge to poop. It must be the effects of eating out since Friday evening, and I may be in cleansing mode again. I quickly went off to the ladies room.
I went into a stall to find an automatic flushing toilet. I located the manual flush button and pushed it to make sure it was working, as I would probably press it several times on this trip. It did work, and I pulled down my jeans and white panties and went to it. I went into soft-serve poop dispensing mode, pushing out very soft poop. The first wave lasted ten seconds, then I paused to pee before pushing out another ten second wave. The crackling and plopping noises were barely audible. But the smell was very strong, and I reached back to push the manual flush button. However, it did not work at first. After trying a couple of times, I realized I wasn't pressing the right button. Then I was hit with a strong stomach cramp and unleashed a massive ten-second wave of soft poop. This time I finally located the manual flush button and pushed it. The flush was so strong that it splashed my butt.
At that point a rush of travelers came into the ladies room. I could hear them dropping their luggage and going into the stalls. Most were peeing, and there was flush after flush. I also heard an occasional fart. I continued to push out soft poop for several more minutes, flushing four more times while seated. I was finally done, wiped several times, and got up. There was still a couple of pieces of poop left over. I decided to let the toilet flush automatically. I left the stall and went to the sink, but it didn't flush. Then I went back to the stall, and it finally did flush. I saw I left a few poop stains in the toilet, despite the strong flush. I turned around to wash my hands, and I heard that toilet flush again. By the time I came out of the ladies room, Jimmy had already arrived.
Michelle in Louisiana: I have a younger sister named Michelle. I will not tell Christine about this forum. Yes, she would probably enjoy posting, but then I would never hear the end of it, and it would be all over the office, which I can't afford to let happen. Maybe when she goes back to school I might let her in on the forum.Linda GS
Hello everyone. I want everyone to know I'm fine and am back home, but I'll have to start school soon. Grrrr. You think after what happened to me, I'd get a break. Oh well.To bussiness.(hee hee what a word to use in this place)
Lawn Dogs Kid
Smoochies smoochies and more smoochies. I hope you weren't too worried about me. I'm back so rest easy. Lucky you..you get to see Kendal a lot.
Kendal
I got you posts I love the one about the dream you had. sigh. been nice if it were real.. especially a few minutes ago..I had such a hard time getting my poop to come out. and when it did..I almost regreted it. I hope you're okay and you're new siblings too. I got some news for you but I'll tell you later.
Janitor Bill
I don't know how we can pass poops like that and not be torn in half.. I did something like that a while ago and I'm still in shock.. but I bet that lady's tushie was sore..mine feels numb right now.
EVERYONE
Thanks for everyone who wished me the best. I have news and I practicly had to cry to get my cousin to let me tell this first. get ready. My two new baby cousins are named........Lynda and Kendal. Yup that's right..I'll let my cousin tell you guys why later. Right now I'm going to go take a nap, after all that pushing and strainign to go potty..I'm "pooped" Hee hee. Later.
XOXO
LindaLee
I have a LOT of trouble wiping myself clean after a crap. Sometimes I will wipe 6, 7 or 8 times and there will still be brown stuff on the paper. Sometimes I wipe so much that I make myself bleed a little, yet there's still poo on the paper. I've tried spitting on the paper, as some have suggested, and that helps, but after a couple of wipes, my mouth literally gets too dry and I can't produce any more saliva. If I'm in a bathroom where I have easy access to a sink, I put soap on the tp and that helps a lot, but sinks are not always convenient when you're in a public restroom stall. Does anyone else have this problem that no matter how many times you wipe, the tp still comes out with brown on it?
A related question is this: does everyone try to wipe after a poo until the paper is totally clean (no matter how many wipes it takes), or do some people just wipe a few times and then whatever they get is good enough? I've occasionally seen other people wipe themselves after a crap, and seems that a lot of people just wipe two or three times, and they're done. I wonder how clean they really get. I knew a girl once who told me she never looked at the paper when she wiped -- she said she could just tell by the feel of the paper if she had gotten ehough. I wonder if it's just not important to some people to get the tp totally clean. Maybe that's my problem -- I try to get every last crumb of poo, and maybe that's not necessary. What do you all think?Leo
aboy: How old are you?Peter: Well, I wipe my ass from front to back. I think most girls do, if they don't want a bladder infection or something. I use as many sheets as I need, sometimes I dont even need any. Usually, I fold it a tad before I wipe, so I won't get any shit on my hands.
Kylie: If I were you, I'd just pull down my pants and piss on the ground, instead of my pants. One time, a couple years back, I was fishing over in Grand Isle. I REALLY had to piss, so I walked into the ladies room, but it was full. I walked in the men's room and the stench in there was unbearable, and then a man walked into the only stall that was not taken. So, I walked into the trees, pulled down my pants, and pissed.
Michelle: I think those automatic flush toilets are sort of awkward sometimes. If you need to take a dump and you're sitting there, hearing an incredible WHOOSH and having water splash on your ass really isn't very pleasant.
Paul: Maybe when the time is right, you can tell her. Maybe she's interested in poop, too, you never know. Of course, use your own judgement. Some people think it's absolutely sick to be so interested in people pooping...many people have told me I'm a sicko for it, yet quite a few of the guys I've been with are very turned on by watching girls poop.
Jon: I'd rather pee my pants than poop my pants myself. I personally think pooping my pants is gross, you have a ton of cleaning up to do. With peeing, you just change your pants, toss 'em in the wash, and thats it. I don't like to do either, though(pee or poop my pants)
Caliban: Which hotel in Lake Charles was that? (If you remember) I go visit L.C. sometimes(I'm in Lafayette, by the way), since my cousin lives there, so the next time I come around there I might to check out that hotel. As for the toilet preference, I prefer the 1.3GPF because it will flush everything down and won't leave marks. However, I don't think it matters all that much. Also, in terms of Scary Movie 2, when the girls got on the toilet, I heard a few "ewwww" 's and I saw some people cringing, but I just sat there. I wasn't turned on by it...I'm straight...but still, it wasn't any big deal.
Wet in the morning: of course you're not alone! That's happened to everybody at some point. One time, I needed to piss before I went to bed, but I didn't. I went to bed, and the next morning, I REALLY needed to piss. I woke up, stepped out of bed, and since I was so uncomfortable, I just let it all out.
DONNIE ML: Your story about outhouses reminds me of something. See, I work at this tourist attraction called Acadian Village, which resembles an old Acadian town...but the houses and everything are real. In the back of the houses, there are outhouses. They actually do lead into the sewer, and one day, after showing some tourists around and explaining things, I needed to piss. So, I walked in one of the outhouses to do that. Nobody had done that here before, I don't think. Anyway, I sat down and peed, but *DUH* there was no toilet paper. Lucky thing I only peed and not pooped.
Dr. Poop - Nice nickname, I spotted that right away. Since you don't have a story, I can't really comment, but anyway.
ChristinePeeing
Hi all
i am back
I peed in a container this moring
it felt so good
then i pour it in the toilet
before i did that i tasted it
it tasted bitter and salty at the same time
does other peoples pee taste like this?
brandon
it has been a while since i have posted but i just had to tell you this story. i enjoy listening/watching use the toilet but this time i got caught taking an immense morning poop. i hadn't taken a shit in 5 days being constipated but this morning it was ready to go. i had just got settled on the toilet with my jeans down midthigh , feet either side of the toilet, folded arms across my waist, leaning slightly forward, when my girlfriend just walked straight in. hi honey she said and proceeded fixing her hair at the sink. i was a bit uncomfortable with this and tried to hold it in, but it was too late. palunk ploop plop.......kerplooonk urrghhh as i exhaled heavily. i replied with a grunted hello. she didn't even flinch as i proceeded to drop numerous poops each loudly splashing into the toilet. doing a big one hey she said without turning around. i had a really big one at work yesterday she unabashedly tells me, i felt 10 pounds lighter after it. it was quite embarrassing she ! said, because i was on the toilet for such a long time, one of my work colleagues came into the ladies to see if i was ok. her telling me this made my predicament alot less stressful. after releasing about 20 ' nuggets' of varying sizes i began to unleash this seemingly never ending poop. all awhile i was trying to push it out as discretely as possible, but because i had to use quite some effort to get it out, i was being very vocal. tough one hey she said. upon pushing out the end of the 'rope' i produced a long deep sounding bass fart that ended in a hiss...buuuurrrrrrrrffffffffft. i leaned back against the toilet cistern and exclaimed gee i feel better now. monica said that's great babe but it smells pretty bad in here, i'm going. she quickly turned around and kissed me on the forehead and softly said it's my turn next time and a big smile ran across both of our faces. b4 i sign off i would like to say a special hello to carmalita and jane. i would love to watch you both t! ake one of your huge trademark poops.i'm convinced that women in general use the toilet more abundantly and take a longer time to do so than men. could you tell me whole long do normally sit on the toilet for and how much do you expell.Peter: Well, I wipe my ass from front to back. I think most girls do, if they don't want a bladder infection or something. I use as many sheets as I need, sometimes I dont even need any. Usually, I fold it a tad before I wipe, so I won't get any shit on my hands.
Kylie: If I were you, I'd just pull down my pants and piss on the ground, instead of my pants. One time, a couple years back, I was fishing over in Grand Isle. I REALLY had to piss, so I walked into the ladies room, but it was full. I walked in the men's room and the stench in there was unbearable, and then a man walked into the only stall that was not taken. So, I walked into the trees, pulled down my pants, and pissed.
Michelle: I think those automatic flush toilets are sort of awkward sometimes. If you need to take a dump and you're sitting there, hearing an incredible WHOOSH and having water splash on your ass really isn't very pleasant.
Paul: Maybe when the time is right, you can tell her. Maybe she's interested in poop, too, you never know. Of course, use your own judgement. Some people think it's absolutely sick to be so interested in people pooping...many people have told me I'm a sicko for it, yet quite a few of the guys I've been with are very turned on by watching girls poop.
Jon: I'd rather pee my pants than poop my pants myself. I personally think pooping my pants is gross, you have a ton of cleaning up to do. With peeing, you just change your pants, toss 'em in the wash, and thats it. I don't like to do either, though(pee or poop my pants)
Caliban: Which hotel in Lake Charles was that? (If you remember) I go visit L.C. sometimes(I'm in Lafayette, by the way), since my cousin lives there, so the next time I come around there I might to check out that hotel. As for the toilet preference, I prefer the 1.3GPF because it will flush everything down and won't leave marks. However, I don't think it matters all that much. Also, in terms of Scary Movie 2, when the girls got on the toilet, I heard a few "ewwww" 's and I saw some people cringing, but I just sat there. I wasn't turned on by it...I'm straight...but still, it wasn't any big deal.
Wet in the morning: of course you're not alone! That's happened to everybody at some point. One time, I needed to piss before I went to bed, but I didn't. I went to bed, and the next morning, I REALLY needed to piss. I woke up, stepped out of bed, and since I was so uncomfortable, I just let it all out.
DONNIE ML: Your story about outhouses reminds me of something. See, I work at this tourist attraction called Acadian Village, which resembles an old Acadian town...but the houses and everything are real. In the back of the houses, there are outhouses. They actually do lead into the sewer, and one day, after showing some tourists around and explaining things, I needed to piss. So, I walked in one of the outhouses to do that. Nobody had done that here before, I don't think. Anyway, I sat down and peed, but *DUH* there was no toilet paper. Lucky thing I only peed and not pooped.
Dr. Poop - Nice nickname, I spotted that right away. Since you don't have a story, I can't really comment, but anyway.
Kyr
Has anyone ever heard a woman fart on live TV? I saw an old posting here that said that Joan Lunden once farted on Good Amorning, but I have never seen that verified. Does anyone know examples of women farting on TV?
Peter in AZ
Peter-
Front to back, and then I wad up the tp and stick it up my butt.
I've been very constipaited for awhile now. I started doing yoga and they had one thing for constipaition. Tell you guys if it works.
Kenny C
Susanne: Great story! Keep em coming! Please share the stories with you going in your pants on purpose. I would like to hear you describe how it felt.
Anyone else thats wants to please share stories of going in your pants.
Thanks
Kenny CKory
Well, last week I got the chance to finally see my girlfriend poop. We came back to my place for the night after eating dinner, and she finally said it....I have to poop. I was so excited, I smelled a pre poop fart and she went into the bathroom. I went in behind her, and just was plain out honest and told her I want to watch her take a shit. She didnt seem too shocked and let me watch her on the toilet, I heard a soft puffy fart, and sounded like she let out a long one, cause it didnt splash, just heard it lower itself in the water. Then she let me see it, and it was just like it sounded, and thick solid 8 incher...
josh
i was riding my bike on this trail near my house and i had to pee really bad i waited for about 10 minutes and if i did not go then i would pee my pants so i did not want anyone to see me doing this so i squatted down and started to pee then i farted about 2 times then i felt i had to poop so i started to poop right their also and it is still there i have also done this with my sister holly she has also done this with me but we have to wait for the grass and weeds to grow to about 5.5 feet tall before will will do this again
Mr Shanks
i have been lurking here for a while i am 13 white male
how can i poop out side and cover up the smellSome Guy
Ed- I was a little disappointed by the poop scene in Scary Movie 2. When I heard it had "simulated girl pee and poop" I rushed out to see it. It is of course not a great movie, but there are a few toilet scenes, one where Natasha Lyonne pees for about a minute (imitating actual pee scene in "The Exorcist." The "girl poop" scene is right before the black cat beats up Cindy. Cindy asks if the cat is mad at her because she used its litter box. Then they show a shot of the litter box with little pieces of poop that look more like they came from the cat than from Cindy. A girl poop reference: Ray asks his girlfriend, Brenda, to talk dirty to him. She goes a little far, telling him how she's going to "piss on his face" and "shit on the walls."
Guy- If you want to see more female peeing scenes in martial arts movies, check out some Jackie Chan flicks. There is a scene with a girl on the toilet in "Rumble in the Bronx" and in "Operation: Condor" (my favorite), Jackie Chan is trespassing in some girl's house, when she comes home, needing to pee badly. Clear audio and good visual there (no stream though).
I found an article on the peeing legislator, which I will post separately, in case it upsets the moderator or something.Here's a news story that caught my eye the other day in my local paper.
This story was from July 19,2001 from an Associated Press reporter. The
headline reads "Man Charged With Urinating On Another" The story goes on to say a man was charged with Public Indecency and Breach Of Peace,
after a security camera caught him urinating on another customer inside a Home Improvement store. A security guard noticed the man pacing back
and forth in the aisle's of Lowe's Home Improvement Store Monday night,
police said. The guard then saw the man walk up behind aother customer
and urinate on the back of the man's pants. The man walked away rom the
customer but returned and urinated on the man two more times. "We sat looking at the videotape, and we'd never seen anything like it" reported
the investigating officer. The customer was unaware of the man's actions, stated the police who said the customer had a wet spot on his pants when he turned around. Store Security approached the man and asked him to leave the store, then took down his license plate number
and turned it over to the police, who then arrested him a short while later. Sometimes the truth truly is stranger than fiction. I wonder of
this tape will ever show up on cops or one of the other reality crime
shows.Casey (female)
Hi everyone! I'm new here and sort of stumbled upon this place by accident. I'm 17 years old and I use a wheelchair because of mild-severe cerebral palsy, my brain function is normal for my age but I have high muscle tone which causes me to not be able to walk at all and I get tremors in my arms and legs somewhat regularly, especially when I get startled. Anyway, I have a story from when I was in 4th grade.
I was 10 at the time. I had been really backed up for like 3 days, which would be bad enough if I were "normal" but because of my CP I need help with different things like going to the bathroom. On the 3rd day of needing to go really bad but not being able to I was determined to poop before the end of the day. I made several trips to the PI (Physically Impaired) room during the day yo use the bathroom with no success. By 2:30 I had already made 4 visits to the PI room. The teacher handed out a worksheet for us to work on, I started to work but chouldn't concentrate at all because of the pain in my stomach. I started pushing, hoping to loosen up the poop inside of me so my next trip to the PI room would be a success. I kept doing this for a long time with no movement at all in my bowels so I decided to push harder, I pushed harder than I intended to and pushed REALLY hard, the next few seconds were a blur of shock and relief. 3 days of poop came out into the seat of my pant! ies all at once. I was enjoying the feeling of relief when sudenly I was jolted back to reality by what had just happened. I raised my hand and knowing my many requests earlier in the day my teacher nodded, assuming I just needed the bathroom again. I wheeled my chair out the door and headed for the PI room. As I left the hallway that my classroom was in I felt an urge to pee also, I decided that since I had already pooped my pants there wasn't much point in holding it, I pulled into an empy side hallway and relaxed, after a few seconds I could feel the wetness in the front of my pants, when I finished I headed for the PI room, but not before looking back and realizing I left a big yellow puddle on the floor. When I got there I told one of the Teacher's Aides that I had an accident, she took me in the bathroom and cleaned me up with baby wipes and dumped my HUGE poop into the toilet. She let me call my mom so I could go home, my mom only seemed to care that I was finally able ! to go rather than the fact that I had an accident.
Hope to tell more stories soon,
Casey
My father visited the US recently (I'm from Australia). When he was at LAX, ready to fly home, he decided to try some beef jerky (beef jerky is rare in Australia). Anyway, it gave him food poisonning.
The whole 16 hour flight home, he was very sick. He said that he couldn't decide which end to put on the toilet, he was shitting and spewing at the same time. He said he must have ran to the toilet like 30 times throughout the flight, and once he spent a whole 2 hours there.
One really bad time he thought he just needed to spew - he was wrong. He was in the praying position ("talking on the big white telephone", "driving the porcelan bus"), when he felt shit coming. He was still spewing at the same time, so he just pulled his pants down, and "spuuurrrrrt". Shit just squirted all over the bathroom door, behind him.
He said he tried to clean it all up the best he could with paper, but when he finally got the strenght and courage to emerge from the bathroom, a few people seated near the bathroom were looking at him strangely. Hehehehe.
Anyway, beef jerky's probably something I'd never eat. How can you expect meat at room temperature (animal flesh) to last so long without cultivating such undesirable bacteria, especially if it's the stuff you can "fish out of the jar yourself" with tongs?
Philippe
To Jane:
I do not post alot here, but read posts every morning and have to say that you are one of my favorites. I really liked the story of yours a week ago or so when you were in a stall with a little boy and you were doing these plop plop plop pfft in quick succession followed by a thud..
I noticed also that you flush the toilet quite frequently while seated.
All in all, your posts are entertaining.
In your story yesterday with the Mexican cleaning ladies, you did not fart much though...
I have two questions for you
1) How is Christine doing? I'd love to read some of her stories, but I do not know how open you can afford to be with her.
2) Could you tell us a bit about yourself. How you look like, your height, your age and what you do for a living?
Looking forward to reading your posts again.
Love
Philippe.
Steve
To Carmalita,
Hola, senorita bonita. I cannot imagine you ever looking like hell, so don't worry so much about having an alternative, wild look.
I'm impressed at the way such a great bunch of girls have been putting the standing pee technique to practical use when camping. It seems Louise's influence is spreading far and wide, and it is unfortunate that we couldn't actually be with you in person to witness such a beautiful spectacle. I was wondering if your standing pees were performed in preference to squatting for fun/experimental reasons such as, "hey, look what I can do!", or whether it was for considerations such as minimising exposure. You didn't really give much of a clue as to how you were usually dressed, but it would be interesting to hear if you have progressed to the stage of taking your panties to one side or whatever.
I was actually very flattered at you saying that I would have been a welcome guest at your barbeque. Very nice indeed. As for the abusive Derek, I would certainly have verbally 'asked' him to leave. Following that, the manner of his departure would have been his choice.
Ah yes, respect to your brother Cruz. Good work he's doing, and yes, I understand what he is teaching the officers. From time to time I pass on the odd trick or two to some I know personally.
To Kim and Scott,
As Louise has said, your most recent post was most thrilling, and I'm sure it was much more so for you to enjoy such an experience. I'm sure the guys in the gents' must have found the flow stopped, if you get my drift <snicker>. Louise is absolutely right concerning the issue of your personal safety, and although I would not dare to try telling such an admirably feisty little lady what she should and shouldn't do, do you think that perhaps on future occasions you could have Scott discretely check out the men's room first?
Your description of the tank top made me smile, by the way!
Take care now, sweetheart.
To PV,
Not a great deal to report from the weekend, I'm afraid. We did not go out in the evenings, and I think Louise has pretty well covered what toilet activities we engaged in during that time.
I was a little surprised at her wishing to attempt a dump while suspended in my arms above the toilet, but it did actually work quite well. The angle of her thighs relative to her abdomen must have been compatible with that she has when hovering above the bowl. She said it was not really any more difficult to expel the log than if she had been on her feet. So far, there has been no repetition of that experiment, but I have no objection if she wishes to do so. She has not done too badly when standing to urinate, even having to put most of her weight on one leg.
As I said to Carmalita, her influence on standing to urinate has spread widely. The two of you have become positively iconic on this forum.
Bye for now,
Steve.
Buzzy
Good mornin'all,Just got back from the woods and another fiber dump,Oh and BTW yesterday after my buddy poop with "Donna"when I biked out to the beach I had to dump again and went to the beach toilet and at 1pm in the afternoon the toilets weren't that busy and I went in and sat down and puhed out a long fart followed by 1 real long sausage and as it was coming out i was letting out some more gas too-it was feelin' great-there was a guy in the next stall but I didn't hear anything from him,but I'm sure he heard me unloading-then had a real clean wipe-it's got to be all the fiber i'm ingesting-it was fun!Anyway,got up this a.m. and headed out to the woods and I had to go again,but I could hold it till I found a good spot,then I got undressed and decided to just squat slightly and spread by buttocks and go-well first I let out a long fart and then all this soft stuff just started coming out as I looked between my legs to see all these soft turds coming out about 6-8 inched and ! breacking off with all kinds of gas coming out along with the turds-the poopwas soft so it kept breaking off otherwise i probably would have done a 2 footer,but man did it fell wonderful as it poured out my domed anus-i was having a good old time dumping this load i'll tell you-then i stood up and looked at the pile and it was like a big St barnard dumped there-a lot of stuff and it was all smooth and soft but pretty well formed and just about all 1 consistancy,and boy it was noisy coming out with a lot of gas-this would have been real noisy on the bowl-then i wiped my but and it was a pretty easy clean-up and biked home and on the wat home i felt my rectum filling up again and got home and got undressed again and say on the bowl and as i was sitting i let out this fart that sounded like BRrrrrraaaap and laid some more rope of excrement and it sounded like Thhhhhhhtfart thhhhhhhhhfart fart-plop,plp,plop,plop,fart fart-it was great and it was all over in about 15 sec or so and ! i looked in the bowl and saw 2 long turd wrapped aroung the bowl-they were long and thin,but had again the same consistancy as my woods dump-boy this stuff is really cleaning me out and the feeling as i'm unloading is really intense-and all the gas coming out along with the turd fells great too-lots of gas-,but i'm staring not to fell bloated now too- i'm really enjoying this,i'll tell you-thanks again RJOGGER for the idea-it really does work-i'm going good loads 2 times a day now and they are both about the same volume-i guess my system needed this-boy was it fun doing this kind of load with my lady friend "Donna" yesterday morning-she said she was going to try the fiber thing,and then we'll really have a good time!Good stuff ,all enjoy the reading!BYE
Lisa
Hi Everyone
I'm new to this site, but was told about it by a friend of mine. I'm 15 and live in the UK with my parents. I've just been having a quick look at the site, and thought I'd share an experience that happened last week to see what happens.
It was last thursday morning just before the end of term, and as usual my mum was about to drive me to school which is about 5 minutes from where we live. i was quite desperate for a wee before leaving but mum was meeting friends after dropping me off and was running late so i decided i could hold it till i got to school. we got into her mini but for some reason it wouldnt start. after about 4 tries to start it, mum was getting cross as she was late. the trouble was the vibration of the car had also seemed to affect my bladder control and by now i was really desperate and willing the car the start. i explained my predicament to my mum, but she said that i would have to hold it as she didn't have time to let me back in the house.
by now i was dribbling a bit into my knickers so mum said i would have to go behind the car if i was that desperate. i quickly got out and as our driveway is not overlooked i hiked up my blue skirt and pulled my knickers down and then squatted in the driveway and did a huge wee. i was really embarassed at weeing outside especially where my mum could see me, but had no choice. has anyone else been in that situation?
i finished my wee and pulled up my knickers before getting back into the car. a few seconds later mum finally got her car started and we left home and went to school.