the toilet brush
once i was locked out of my house and i had to go to the bathroom something awful......so i saw a plastic bag in the backyard went down the back stairs and pooped a huge log! i wiped using some napkins i just happened to have in my pocket...dropped it in the bag and hid it in the backyard. i walked to the front of the house and waited very relieved for someone to let me in.
thanks and happy craps to yaAlison
Katie, I can relate to what your doing. In fact, right now I havn't peed in 17 hours, I'm trying to see how long I can hold it, since I'm at home. I'm doing pretty good, considering I'm reading all these posts about relieving your self. I think I can last a few more hours. I like your idea of letting it go then pulling back at the last second. Does that ever make you squirt a little in your pants? Also, have you ever tried to have a BM while holding in your pee? I can never seem to do it, as soon as I apply pressure, I alway pee a little, even if i recently went. I'll post my results laterMusha
I enjoyed reading the other posts here, they are very entertaining.
Recently I went to the bathroom at school (#2), which I don't normaly do, but I was in the library and didn't want to leave studying so I could have a poop. It seems to me some restrooms at school don't get much maintaining. The girls restroom at school dosen't have an outside door. Also, there were no locks on the stall doors of the restroom, just big round hole where the lock would be if it was there. There are also big gaps between the stall and the walls, but that seems to be normal. I had goten finished reading some stuff for English class and I felt like I had to go poop, so I found the bathrooms upstairs, next to some study cubicles which were right by the girls restroom. There was a guy sitting right there by the door also, but he didn't look at me as I went in. I went to the first stall and pulled it closed, it stayed, but I couldn't lock it because it didn't have a lock, and pulled down my stretch pants and panties and sat on the toilet. I looked out the! gap and around at the sinks and mirror as I sat there. I farted two or three times, the first time was really loud and some smell came up to my nose, it was pretty stinky. An older woman came in and she washed her hands, she looked like a librarian. I think she farted, and I'm not sure she knew I was in there until she walked out and I'm pretty sure she saw me sitting on the toilet thru the gaps in the stall. I farted again a few times, and herd my hole crackle a little bit, like when I know I'm about to start pooping soon. Three or four girls my age came in and a couple of other librarians. Mostly just to wash their hands and talk, I think they were going to lunch. As they were talking and drying their hands I started pooping, A few of them looked in a me as I sat there. The other stall must have been broken or messed up because a couple of them were standing there wating and watching after the others left for me to finish. I finished pooping out two big pieces and! a couple of smaller bits, and stood up and fumbled with the toilet paper. I wiped my butt three or four times and turned arround to look in the toilet at what came out, then I bent over and pulled my pants back up. I flushed the toilet and pushed the stall door open and smiled at the girls waiting on the toilet as I left.Good Wiper
Bad Wiper wants to know how to wipe clean when using a public restroom. A couple of people suggested using Vaseline or skin cream before wiping, but I think it's unlikley anyone would have those things with them when using a public restroom. My solution is this. Go into the stall and grab a handful of toilet paper, and then go to the sink and glob a bunch of soap onto the paper. It works best when they have those liquid soap dispensers, and you can just squirt a bunch of soap onto the paper. Then go into the stall and do your thing. Wipe first with dry paper and get as much of the crap off as you can and then use the paper you soaked with soap to wipe off the rest. After you've done that, finish off with some more dry paper and you will be as clean as can be. Works every time!
Bob (Northern California)
Recently this summer I started to take public transportation at least a couple days a week to save on gas. Obviously, there are no bathrooms on the buses or the light rail system, and I would notice during the very hot days that men and women would get on the bus or light rail only wearing a shirt and some shorts. I started wondering what it would be like if they suddenly had to go to the bathroom, and there was no toilet to be found? How would they hide the fact that they had to go? And it was obvious that they didn't have enough clothing on to hide it if they did start peeing or pooing!! Whenever I take public trans., I usually bring a backpack with sweatshirt to tie around my waist in case I do have an accident! After all, you have to think of everything! I carry that backpack and sweatshirt with me even on hot days! Of course, if the person who has to go doesn't actually say anything about it or squirm in their seat, then I guess nobody will ever know. I like the kind of p! eople who actually talk about how bad they have to go! It's sort of arousing in a way because you know what they're going to be doing in that bathroom! Does anybody have any stories of poo or pee incidents on public transportation? I'll get back to you later. Take Care - BobLast semester my girlfriend and I fell asleep in my dorm room after drinking heavily. She woke me up about 2 am saying she was ready to burst from all of the previous beverages. I lived in a single-sex dorm and it was well past curfew. I tried to sneak her out of the room, but the RA was talking out in the hall. The only thing I had in my room was a coffee mug, which was way to small but she used it anyway. A four second blast filled it to the rim. I emptied it in the men's room and hurried back. Another urgent blast and the mug was full again. I had to wait a few minutes until the RA wasn't looking to empty it again so he wouldn't get suspicious. My girlfriend said it took the edge off and she could wait. Then she repeated 2 more mugs full, four in all. I'm sure I'm not the first person ths scenario has happened too. Anyone else have stories?
I was under the impression women couldn't stop once they started a stream.
A question for Louise and the rest of the women with tanker sized bladders: Can you stop once you are in full flow even with a full bladder? If so, how much do you have to go before you can stop? I ask because most containers people use in emergencies wouldn't hold your full amount (over 1 liter). I know Louise your record is 1.2 L, but how much do you normally produce when you have a strong urge, but not totally desparate? Has having such a large bladder ever had negative concequences? I can only think of it being good, being able to hold on for ages.
Hiker
To the question about if someone has ever took shit in a plastic bag, my answer is : yes, I do that quite usually.
Let me explain: as a high-altitude mountaineer, I am often forced to remain in my tent when the storms are too strong to get outside to shit or pee, or when it is excessively cold to go outside to relieve (I mean, below -20ºC), or even when the temperature is not so low (say, -10ºC or so) but when the wind is strong enough to let the windchill down -50ºC.
One time in the summer of 1997, I had to spend 8 days inside a tent at a high camp set at an altitude of 5900 meters (19350 ft.) in Mt. Aconcagua (you should know it: the highest mountain in the Western hemisphere). We were 3 in the tent (two males and a 29 year old girl, who later made Everest Mt.), but after a second team arrived, we made room for a fourth girl. As we all were either highly skilled or professional mountaineers, it was absolutely normal for us to pee in plastic bags or to shit in bags in front of the rest of the people who was in the tent. The first day (that was the third of our forced stay), the new girl - a 22-year old who didn't belong to our team, and who was Scottish- avoided to shit, although she peed in a bottle, but after seeing that everyone of us did it, she decided to take a much needed shit that night, a very bad time to do that I should say, as the temperature was well below -35ºC, the windchill was -70ºC and the bags with the debris were ! all frozen solid with excrement and solidified piss (we use to store the bags and bottles outside the thermic insulation fly of the tent during the night, letting them to de-ice in the morning, if that's possible). I had to assist her in her shitting, as I was the only English-speaking person in the team, and she did not understand Spanish; she had to pee in a bag in the Alps, but to take a huge shit at an altitude twice of those she was used to climb, and in the very reduced space of the entrance tunnel of the tent (we shat there, as it let the crapping one to be somewhat squatted without the risk of smearing the inside of the tent or -most important! the rest of the team and their gear). I tod her what to do, but she became somewhat scared after 10 seconds or so, when she felt her navel and the upper part of her cheeks freeze; so, I helped her by keeping the bag below her ass and rubbing her upper cheeks with one of my hands, when that was possible (bear in mind that I was w! earing mountaineering gloves). Meanwhile, she tried to keep balanced and to protect her navel from freezing. She let a big and heavy log, maybe a kilo or more, not very smelly , although the conditions in that moment were not the best to try to appreciate that detail. She then peed a generous amount, and when she started to wipe her butt, I told her to do that inside her sleeping bag, or otherwise she might end with a very dangerous frostbite right THERE. She did that immediately (no one contradicts the team chief...), and while she was doing it, she talked with the rest of us from her sleeping bag, just as we did.
The next morning, I showed her how to take a daytime shit properly (I had to go, anyway) and how to dispose of the waste.
A picturesque thing about ALL the highest mountains of the world and their climbing trails, are the amount of shit (in bags or in any form) that litter them after the point where the temperature is always below zero. Thus, when one climbs a high mount (like the Aconcagua or the Everest), after 5000 meters or so, you start to find shit that can be as old as a half century or more, perfectly preserved in the extremely dry, always freezing environment. In a "cleaning" expedition to Mt. Everest some years ago, volunteers colected more than a ton of decades-old shit left by mountaineers.
I'm going to send a recent history of shitting in the Chilean Andean range soon.
Kanga
Last year in school I had a great history teacher. Toward close to the end of the year he just said after someone went to the bathroom that we could be responsible and be allowed to just go when we had to, not having to ask or anything. Did anyone else have a cool teacher like this?
Before I go I have to ask one thing. When you are dumping in a doorless stall and people can see you, do you look at the paper to see if it's still brown? This could potentially cause some embarrassment so do you just wipe till you feel clean? Thanks.
With love,
KangaNature Calls
The other day I was at the airport with my dad waiting for our flight to leave. It was about an hour and a half wait, so I started to read a book. Then I saw a boy sitting about 3 rows in front of us. He was by a whole bunch of luggage so I figured he had been left to watch it while the other people in his group went for a walk.
Well, after a few minutes, he stood up and started pacing back and forth in front of his seat, looking around the airport. Then he put his hands in his pockets and started to look concerned and wondering where everybody was. I recognized the look on his face because I make it too sometimes. He had to go really bad (#2) and I could tell he couldn't wait much longer. Well, the urge must have gone away because he sat down again and seemed to be okay. Then his mom and sister came back and I heard him say something like,"Where were you, cause I had to go to the bathroom really bad!!!" His mom said, "Well, we're here now so go." So he got up and walked over to the bathroom and was in there for like 5 minutes.
My question is, should I have offered to watch his stuff so he could go, since I knew he had to go bay? I know you're not supposed to leave your stuff with a stranger, but since he was a kid and I was about his age, I figured he could trust me. So, if this happens again, should I offer to watch someone's stuff or just let them handle their problems on their own?
Upstate Dave
Good morning to all. Boy there has been a lot of responses to peeing in the pool. Ill agree that it really should not be done. Go before you get in. Well I have a short story to post today.
I decieded to call Dianne the girl I met when I was selling magizines for school. I called her Friday night and she was there. I asked her if she remembered me. She laughinglly said yes. We chated for a bit and I asked her if she wanted to go bike riding in the morning on Saturday.She said sure but my bike needs fixing. It has a flat tire. I said I can fix that.
Saturday morning I rode down to her house. I knocked on the door and her father answered and let me in. He asked;How did you do on the magizine sales? I told him I did great. I sold more than $1000 worth. He said good job. Dianne came in the kitchen and said hello. I asked her where her bike was. She said out in the small barn. I will show you and we went out and I grabed the tools and patch kit from my bike pouch and followed her out to the small barn.
The bike was kept in the bottom floor of the barn. There was a bare earth floor and there was a few puddles from the rain we had a couple of days ago. Plus it was quite cool in temperature. I started to remove the tire from the rim and asked Dianne to hand me the patch kit. I pumped a little air into the tube and quickly found the leak. The air hissed out as I squeezed the tube. Dianne said that sounded like her when she pees. I laughed.
I was waiting for the cement to dry and Dianne said; Take a break for a minute. I going to pee my pants if I hold it any longer. So I turned around and she already had her pants and panties down. She was squating over one of the puddles on the floor. She started to pee. Hisss went her stream as it came out. Your right Dianne, you do sound like a leaky tube. She smiled. Her stream was hitting the water in the puddle so hard it was splashing all over. She peed hard for 30 seconds or so then slowed and with a couple of pushes her stream would arc out and then die. Ok Im done and she pulled up her panties and pants.
I finished patching the tire ,put it back on the rim and filled it with air. She gave me a peck on the cheek and we left for our ride. I will say that that pee was a reward for fixing her tire. More to post about the ride. Take care all.
Nicholas
Hi, I'm new here (poster, that is). I was at camp one day,
and I noticed this one girl, blond hair, great figure, etc.
So we get to talking, and I find out she's a counselor Her name was Kate. But anyway, we become friends pretty fast. So I'm out one day
and I see her holding her stomach by the lake. And i ask, "what's wrong?" and she said, "All the bathrooms are filled up, and that chili stuff did a number on me." So I say, "is there somewhere else you could go?" and she says, "only out in the woods, but there's bears out there
and I'd be scared to go by myself." So I ask, "do you have any friends that would go with you?" and she lights up and says, "would you go with me?" And I say, "sure, what are friends for?" so we head out to the really thick woods and she squats down. Now I started to turn around, but then she said, "no, don't turn around. Come back behind me so you can see better." I was kinda taken aback by this request, but then I went behind her. After a few moments, her anus starts to open up and my mouth drops open and a huge monster thing starts emerging from its lair. She says "boy this is harsh" and I say "no kidding." Finally the huge thing drops out. She pulls some Wet ones from her purse and cleans up and pulls up her red silk panties and jean bootie shorts. Then she turns back around and says, "well, that went well, didn't it?" I nodded. Then she strokes my arm and says "thanks Nick" and I say "no problem." A great experience for both of us!
New person
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Hi today i had bad costipation and i let tons of long little peices out insted of my normal couple of logs.It was black and woh it smelled,my freind (down stairs exclaimed"WTF smells?.
Kevin
Yesterday, I was a birthday party for one of the kids in my class. The whole class was there and so were some of kids who were neighbors. They have a pool with a pool house. I was pooping in the poolhouse when one of the neighbors came with his little brother. He was about 8. The little boy said, look, hes pooping. i said yeah, we all do that. Then the big kid said, are you almost done. I said about 2 more minutes. He said, ok. Then he said oh no. I heard lots of crackling noises. He was pooping his swim suit. Then he wet himself and started to cry. I said it's ok. He said I just pooped my pants. I said, we all do that. I will be done in a minute, then you can empty your pants into the toilet, and then we will wash them in the sink. WHen I was done I wiped. I helped him empty his pants in the toilet (THere as pile there, but it was only in the white liner). I flushed both our turds down. Then I told him to wash his them in the sink, which he did. WHile he was washing in the si! nk, his little brother said I have to poop. He sat on the toilet and pushed out a long log and wiped himself. THe big boy said thanks and sat on the toielt himself. He was pooping away again. I said, boy you really had to go. He said, yeah, I usually drop a big load after lunch. I said, so do I. He was wiping himself when I left.
Unknown Female
Today I got up went into the bathroom,sat down and laid a few logs,soft looking.Than whenn i was done there I went into my room and put on my thong and rubber pants(i work at a privetly owned bar/strip bar)and than my tight shirt. I went to the car and i hurt rumbels in my guts.I dismissed it
I was off with the pants at the bar and shirt and than uncontollubly BOOOOOM FRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT SQUISH PLOP I looked down and in the back
of my thong was buldging with brown soft goo. People gasped than started laughing at me. I ran into the back restroom sobbing.There was a fellow lady in there i explainded my embarassed situation she let me in. She helped me clean up and threw away my thong she let me one of hers. She said get rid of any more poo or piss u have in you.She was really nice. Her name was Tina. She led me to my car and drove me home.
On the way I said i need to go NOw! She stopped and led me into some trees On the way I wet my pants and pooed a little,but stoped by her grabbing my bursting butt.I said ok and ripped of my pants and thong and not to soon.I ripped fart to beat all oothers and BURPppppppp BOOOM BLOP BLOP SPOT.Diharia. She was standing inornt of me and SWISH i let piss all over her than she started to laugh and went in her pants. She ripped them off and swish into my face. I unleashe a turd wider than Cd. I started screaming in pain "im not pregnent"I said.U have NEVER seen a worse and winder Butt hole. Tina had to get a twig and rip off some peices to get it thinner. I was perspiering.THan my but let out a blood red diharia. We finished and she drove home. WE went into the bathroom took a shower and than i lent her a pair of clothes for her to wear.
I will never forget that(i live in shame of that moment)
Bye -Unknown female
Coprologist
I was at the public pool the other week, when the attendants called everyone out of the water. We were lined up at the side and made to wait while one of the male attendants went for a net and started fishing something out of the pool. Unfortunately, I was not near enough to see what he fished out, and it was not possible to get any nearer. All I did notice was that when the attendant said that it was OK to go back into the water, there was a general reluctance, and I was the first to dive it. I noticed too that quite a few people left and did not re-enter the pool. I never found out what it was, but I guess that it must have been one or more turds. Any other suggestions?
Randi
HI ALL:
I just read in the newspaper that people in Seattle are staring
a line-up to turn in old water wasting toliets for newer ones.
Can someone from Seattle give us the scoop on this?
As for wiping my anus, I keep mine hairfree with waxing and shaving
so I only need to wipe once or twice. I've also strted to use lotion
like one of the women suggested and that helps too.
A question for the women: Do women sit with their buttocks halfway
on the toliet because it feels better or that it makes it's easier
with wiping the anus after a BM?
Also are their certain kinds of foods that I could eat that would
make my BM a light brown color like I've seen some women's?
RandiBryian
Looks like that lady is gonna pee in a drain cool
To Zip: I liked your story cool one about the home depot!!
To Justin: Cool story...hey where in South Florida is those bathrooms? Im gonna be visiting s. Florida in a few months. I thought that it was funny that the little girl asked you what you were doing! Cool
I haven't taken a shit in like 3 days going on 4 days...thats really unusal for me to miss 3 or 4 days with out shitting. Latly i was gone every day or every other day.
Ben G
I had just picked up a new used car, and was driving back home along the M25 motorway, accompanied by my mother. As I had bought the car at an auction room, it had the minimum amount of petrol in the tank, and I thought there would be enough to get me to the next exit, where there was a petrol station. I was wrong. Having coasted to a halt on the hard shoulder, a couple of hundred yards short of the slip road, I had to take my petrol ccan and head off to fill up.
'Don't be long,' my mother said anxiously. 'I'm absolutely dying for a pee.'
I promised I would be as quick as I could, but by the time I got back her desperation had evidently increased beyond the point of no return. As I tipped the contents of the can into the tank, imagine my horror to see what I thought was petrol flowing back out from under the car.
Imagine my relief when I discovered that it wasn't petrol, but pee running across the tarmac. Unable to wait a moment longer, my mother had squatted down behind the passenger door to finally relieve her bursting bladder!
Sick boy
Up State Dave: I think Male Menstration is crap You will probably have others who say it isn't but I never experience it. I once dated a Girl who every time she had her monthly cycle would get diareah (not sure of how to spell it)is that the case with all girls?
Leo
SOME PLUGGED UP DUDE: Glad to know i helped you. P.S. I'm 14!!!!
KIM AND SCOTT: I used to Live in Morris County. I lived in to town of R.
Peter and Dave in AZ
Musician-
That happened to me when I was at camp many years ago. A kid I just meet there was standing at a port-o-potty (there were two one male and one female) well the male one was occupied by a counsler. Now my friend (his name was Billy) and I have been waiting there for a while. Billy asked the counsler if he would be done soon but the counsler said use the other one because he is pinching a really constipaited loaf. We said ok. Before Billy went in he said I will be taking a crap so unless you have to crap too you can go first. I just said I needed to pee. He let me go and that is it.
Well turns out Dave and me can't have a real wedding like strait people. So we are just going to type up our vows and have a wedding ceramony. Just to let you guys and gals know its on November 16.
Pleasant bowel movements!!!!!!!!!!
Ben in Iowa
To Bryian: I think he was about 6 or 7.
To Jordan: Great Story.
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Thursday, August 23, 2001
Alison
My story is from this past school year, i was a freshman in high school. I could remember not using the bathroom last night or in the morning before school, so when I got there my bladder was ready to explode, butI was going to be late for class. During homeroom and 1st and 2nd periods, my need to relieve myself went away as I tried to concentrate on class. But then I forgot to go before 3rd period, my study hall. I had known from before that our teacher almost never let sudents leave for the restroom. I panicked and tried to distract myself. But it was no use. about halfway into the period, I suddenly gave out a little squirt into my panties. Shocked, I squrimed around in my seat, looking around to see if anyone noticed. After about 15 minutes my legs really began to shake violently and I feared that my shoes were making too much noise. I looked at the clock to find only 10 minutes left, but I couldn't wait any longer. I knew that the ladies room was up a flight of stairs and! down the hall, so I had to ask now. He said NO! A few minutes after returning to my seat, I let out a few more squirts untill it all came dribbling out. Luckily the plastic chair was slanted a bit, so there was no puddle on the floor. I crossed my legs to hide the stain. At the bell I waited for everyone to leave (it seemed they didn't notice) and hid the chair with a puddle of smelly pee in a corner. I felt completely relieved and rushed to the bathroom to clean myself, but to my surprise, when I lowered my jeans I spasmodicly urniated another bladder full in my panties! I removed them and sat on the toilet wondering if I had anything else. The bell rang as I peed a little more. By now the passing period groups were gone leaving me alone, or so I thought. I leaned back on the wall, sighing loudly. "Are you OK?" someone asked from the next stall. It was my friend Cathy! She must have seen the puddle. "Yeah I'm fine cath" then she blurted out "oh my gosh, ally? do you wet your self" She was totaly cracking up, although I didn't see what was so funny. I asked if she had a change of clothes, and she said no if I did I would use them for myself. I was a bit confused, untill I heard a loud wet fart and realized what she meant. "Oh, so now whos laughing?" and we both lost our own little private joke. So I ended up having to walk around all day, eventualy it dried and couldn't be seen, but I knew could be smelled. The moral of the story is just be late for class! I was still late, but now with wet panties.Tech
My girlfriend had a wetting accident today.
You see, my girlfriend(Celiz') has a weak bladder and when she has to go, she has to go. She has had many accidents in the past. But anyway me and my girlfriend both work at a printing press for the school system(we're both 17) and our boss had to go out to deliver some papers which left us both alone. While he was gone she started to tickle me on my chest and after she was done,I tickled her back. She's very ticklish and I had her screaming a little. I was tickling her so bad, she said "Stop it, I'm gonna pee on myself!" And for some reason I didn't stop and I tickled her some on her back and chest and all of a sudden she said while laughing "No!I'm peeing my pants!" I stopped and looked at her crotch area and saw the whole front of her pants get wet. Actually, she was wearing blue denim capris and some pee had also leaked down her legs. She said "You jerk!You play too much. You made me pee my pants!" Then she ran out the room to the bathroom. She was gone for 15 minutes and she came back to the room after that. She had a pee stain on the front and back of her pants and it was drying a little. I told her I was sorry and she accepted my apology. Then she told me she threw her underwear in the trash because they was heavy wet and yellow. She took a sweater that she brought to work and wrapped it around her waist covering the front and back of her pants. Then we kept on working.
has any ever doo dooed in a plastic bag?
Lori
HI Kory,
I had the same problem when i was a teen and it took me quite some time to get over it.
You might try something like Hey guys i gotta make a pit stop or can we find a bathroom kind of soon. You don't have to say i have to poop or take a shit etc etc.
Remember all your friends do it too and make the same noises and odors that you do so why should you be embaresed?
Once i got over my shyness i really got to enjoy all the girl talk that went on in the bathroom and hearing my friends peeing,farting,and shiting and somehow atleast with females it seems to be a bonding thing,and i've talked to others that feel the same.
Ross
To bad Wiper: I think the problem may be that you are overly-concerned about being completely clean. If you think about it, there are really only two reasons to wipe yourself after shitting: to avoid smelling like poop and to avoid skidmarks on your underwear. Well even a rudimentary cleaning is enough to make sure you don't smell. I mean, how often do you meet someone who smells like poop. Unless someone actually puts their face against your naked butt and their nose right up against your anus, they're not going to normally detect a poop smell on you who if you have done a reasonable job of wiping. As for avoiding skidmarks, the key thing is to clean the surface area real well and just do the best you can inside the anus. You DON'T have to get perfectly clean. If you get most it off and you just have some brown left on the paper, that should be enough that you won't get skidmarks. Having brown marks on the paper from wiping inside your anus doesn't mean you will hav! e brown streaks on your underwear. I think a bigger factor in avoiding skidmarks is to make sure you go when you get the urge, or soon afterward as practical. If you walk around all day straining to keep your poop in, sooner or later some of it may seep out and cause staining. Also, when your rectum is full for a long time, you tend to fart a lot more, and sometimes you make "wet" farts which leave stains. So my advice is to poop as soon as you can after you get the urge, and just wipe as well as you can without making yourself bleed. Generally four or five wipes, including one or two with saliva on the paper, should be sufficient in most case. Never wipe so hard and so much that it hurts or causes bleeding.
Maybe we can take an informal survey among the people who post here. How many people wipe themselves so thoroughly that there is no brown left on the tp, and how many wipe just enough so that most of the brown is off the paper?
John(VT)
Hi, everybody!
Kim: Thanks for remembering me. Yeah, it's been awhile... I ALWAYS
love your posts! Eat some extra fiber for me and push yourself excercising for me this week and... post the results! (Can't wait!)
Billy
I don't recommend peeing in the pool. It takes more chemicals to get rid of the pee if it builds up. Pee itself has no germs. And you can drink it without getting sick. But peeing in the poll is disgusting. Plus some people put stuff in the pool that turns red when you pee. SO don't pee in the pool.
WC
Does anyone know if any female celebrity ever farted on live TV? with all the live news and interview shows, etc., you'd think it had to happen once or twice.Bobby
I seem to have the habit of encountering people doing "perverted" or questionable things in public! A few weeks ago I was in the public library doing some research on used cars-about the only time I go in I'm embarrassed to say. While looking through the reference materials among the stacks, I heard a kind of muffled "pop" like someone passing gas-it had that familiar ring to it. I took no further notice of the noise on the other side of the stacks until I heard another "pop" and a couple of short grunts. Cautiously peering through the tops of the stacks of books and spying someone's legs and red colored running shorts in a semi-squatting position, I had the feeling something weird was going on. All of a sudden a point appeared in the seat of the running shorts, quickly becoming a huge, sagging bulge that must've been one of the biggests loads of poop I've ever seen in someone's pants! After finishing, the legs straightened out and slowly walked away. I was still curious to se! e who would've done such a deliberate thing in a public place, so I inconspicuously walked down my row in the same direction, only to notice a "nerdy," gawky-faced teenaged kid with a backpack hanging low to presumably conceal what he'd done walking slowly out of the library.
Upstate Dave
Good morning to all. We are having a nice spell of weather here in upstate N.Y. We could use some rain though. Everyone keep the posts comming. I have been enjoying them every morning. I have a question for the group.
I have heard and read that there is some evidence that males also go through a monthly cycle like females go through thier menstral cycle. Ever scince going through puberty every month a get a system clean out. Ill shit a real big shit and then have runny shit untill my bowels are completly empty. Do any of you other guys here have the same situation? If you do just leave a answer in your post. Thank you.
Cocoagirl
I think almost everybody pees in the pool. Being in the water makes you have to go constantly (at least for me). But urine reacts with the chlorine in the water and causes eye and skin irritation.