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Thunder
To Annie and Shayna
Firstly Annie. You said you had neurological problems and had a brain operation. You mentioned you were constipated. Should you be accompanied whilst on the toilet in such situations? My continence nurse recommends it . I am very likely to call in at my therapist ( if she is there and have a small enema and help me poo in her presence . Will report back if I do . To Shayna ….. how good and liberating does it feel after a big BM ? ThunderAnnie
Somewhat hard poop
Hi everyone been kind of constipated so didn't feel like posting since I was only passing small nugget-like poops. Nothing substantial. My stomach has been pretty bloated over the last couple of days and I have been eating healthy and a good amount. I've also been increasing the water I drink too. Just finished dinner (a plate of rice with small shrimp, green peppers, chili peppers, green leafy vegetables), took my medications and a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, put the flip flops on outside my room, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, went into the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my baggy sweatpants and high cut green underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first (a long pee) then pushed out a hard poop. It didn't feel good coming out of my butt (haven't been drinking enough water lately). I pushed out the last of it, pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, grabbed some, put the roll back into the Walmart bag and put the Walmart bag on the floor. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and started wiping my butt. I wiped until my butt was clean and put the toilet paper into the toilet. Pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a hard medium brown poop and a bunch of little pieces sitting in the toilet. I'm not sure how long the poop was but it was long and hard. Flushed the toilet and it went down and had to flush again because a piece of toilet paper was still there. Yup everything went down fine. Washed my hands at the sink, grabbed the Walmart bag, opened the door, turned off the light and left the washroom. Went to my room, took the ugly beige flip flops off, turned on the light, opened the door, went into my room, put those flip flops on, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here, came to the bed and now writing this. I feel better after pooping that out though it hurt and I'm not 100% empty yet. Hopefully later after more water I will be. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnniePrincess Toadstool Peach
Big Road Trip Poo Wee Break with my BFF Rosalina & Bethany!
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am on a road trip with my best friends forever Princess Rosalina and Bethany Alice Mild. But right now we're stopping for a bit to go use the restroom. All of us have to go make a quick pee and a poo badly. Since there isn't any restrooms from miles away I guess we have to nature call it. All of us go behind a big leafy green bush I lift up my dress, pull down my panties to my anilez, wiggle my bottom and drop a squat. I could just see Rosalina's silky smooth pubes on her vagina same with Bethany as they all squat too after pulling down their shorts to their knees and then Bethany farted loudly "PFFFFFTTT!!" I and before we knew it she was starting to wee same with myself and Princess Rosalina loudly tinkling in response "TSSSSSSSSssssssssssssshhhh dripdripdrop!!" Then we all started pushing for we heard a loud crackle and a lot of hot gas build up in our bowels. Slowly I released a big brown thick lump of poo from my bottom poo hole I pushed again and more came oozing out. Bethany was a little nauseous from the smell of my waste dump but never the less she needed to be able to do a poo too. And that's exactly what she did! Huge long and smooth snakes of poo dropped next to Bethany's feet. "Impressive!" Admitted Rosalina. "But can you do this big load?" She began pooing a big pile of chunky brown crap that fell to the ground. I and Bethany couldn't help but laugh. Then I pulled out some toilet paper and we all began wiping our vaginas between our legs and then our bottoms nice and clean. Then we quickly pulled up our panties or shorts, I lifted down my dress and then we continued our road trip. Hopefully we can find some toilets we can use instead of peeing or pooing in the bushes. OK bye bye now oh and also Happy Birthday Catherine sorry it's so late but better late than never teehee! Hope you had a nice day!!
Gemma
Questionnaire
How important is privacy when you need to poop?
Very, I only do it at home alone in the house
Have you ever pooped in a public toilet with the toilet door open? No, I've never pooped in public bathroom
Do you find the stink in a public toilet tiresome or merely inevitable? Fact of life
Do you regularly count the turds in your average bowel movement? If so, how many turds are there? Mine are generally hard pebbles and I do 9 or 10 when I go
Do you produce floating or sinking turds? Floats mostly
Do you regularly get skidmarks in your underclothes? (be honest)
Not normally
Do you do a courtesy flush after the first few turds have fallen?
I'm home alone so don't bother
Have you ever written graffiti on the doors of public toilets? If so were the graffiti texts or drawings? (You do not need to give any details) Not that I remember
Skidmarked from Columbia
Questions and replies
How many pairs of underwear have you skid marked or had an accident so bad you had to throw them away?
I wonder how many of you ran out of toilet paper during the pandemic and skid marked your underwear or pants because of that(for those commando).
I wonder how many famous people and celebrities come on here ;) I try to keep myself "unknowable" because if I let out where I'm from or certain "phrases" I normally use" (I have a distinct personality) you might actually recognize me in real life. "The best part of this place is being anonymous.
I also wonder who on this site I ran into or even met and never knew? Haha I can only imagine.
Reply to Jenny Skidmarked from Seattle - the difference between a poop stain and a skid mark is that if you get a poop stain you gotta change your underwear. A skid mark is when you can tell you wiped but there's a tiny line left. Honestly I think they both make me want to read the stories here more.Thunder
As Seen on TV
There is a series on TV in Australia right now ( something like Neighbours or Ramsay Street ) but is about retired rugby league players and brain damage revealing itself in later life . There was one retired fella at a barbecue and he went to the toilet and had a " wee wee" but the camera focused on his actual penis and showed the flow of urine coming from it into the toilet . Then another man did the same thing! There was nothing nit clearly shown . Those two actors did well performing for the camera . Not shy ! A couple of years ago there was a piece on using a mobile phone on the toilet. It showed a youngish woman, side view texting then she wipes her bottom . You could not see her face front on but if you knew that girl you might recognise her from the side view . Thunder
Kerri
Mid poop interruption
My husband and I recently took a weekend trip to Las Vegas to see a concert and have a get away. On the first morning I was able to take my normal daily poop without any issues, but on the second morning I was just able to let out some toots while. Trying to go. While I
was getting ready I asked my husband if he would run to Starbucks and get me a drink, I thought the coffee may help me get things moving. I locked the door behind because I was going to try on some outfits and see what looked better. While doing this I let out a pretty big toot and got an urge to poop. I grabbed my phone and glasses and headed into the bathroom and sat down on the toilet naked. I peed and immediately let out a long fart that really stunk. I sat there for a couple of minutes waiting on the poop to start and my first turd finally came, it was pretty small and I still had more. I kept having pretty stinky gas and a couple more little poops fell but my ???? was still full. My husband returned and knocked on the door, I did a quick wipe and put on my robe to answer the door. I sat my phone and glasses by the vanity and closed the toilet lid without flushing. I answered the door and thanked my husband for my Starbucks. He said he had to pee super bad and headed straight for the toilet before I could tell him what I was doing. He lifted the seat and saw my turds in there and I started laughing and said I was mid poo. He peed pretty quickly and I sat back while he washed his hands. The main part of my poop decided to come right out and 3 big logs fell followed by long toot, we both laughed, I looked between my legs and did a courtesy flush. I sat there for a few more minutes and let out some gas and a few little poops, I wiped up and jumped in the shower. My husband sat on the toilet and did his business much quicker than me and joined me in the shower.James M.
Ever know you were going to have an accident?
Hi, last weekend, I was at a church function with two old friends of the family in a tourist town a couple of hours drive from where I live. After that, we had lunch & decided to go on a river boat cruise, Their names are Virginia & Charlotte. Shortly after we left the dock I felt my stomach getting upset & I felt I might have to use a restroom I asked the tour guide if there was an emergency restroom on board & she said "No, sorry, there are restrooms at a shore landing we make in about an hour.' She asked me if I was going to be OK until then & I just said " I hope so!" Virginia & Charlotte heard all of this so they knew this. All of the sudden, it came on real strong & I turned to Virginia & said "Oh my God, I'm not gonna make the restroom!" She said "Oh no Jimmy, I don't know what to tell you, all you can do is sit through an accident in your clothes I guess!" Charlotte said " Oh my Gosh! Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy what are we gonna do if you have an accident?!"
About a couple minutes later, I had the accident. First time I I've had an accident since I was a kid. Without going into detail, we made the best of it.
The only other accidents I remember were 2 wetting accidents in Elementary school. The first one was in second grade when I had to pee really bad on the school bus in the morning. the bus route took over an hour to pick up all of the kids. we lived out in the county. I told the bus diver I had to go really bad. She gave me a sheet of cloth type of thing & told me I'd just have to go back to the back seat where no other kids were, cover my lap with that, & wet my pants & then to stay on the bus once we got to school & she would take me in to the office so they could take me to the nurse's office.
The second accident as a kid was when I was older than most kids ever have an accident. It was in the 4th grade. I had to pee really bad one day & the teacher told me I could not go until the end of the class period. I told her I couldn't hod it that long. She said "Well jimmy, I guess we are going to have to have a wetting accident at our desk, aren't we?! I remember I started crying & the wetting started a couple minutes later.
Those were my accidents as a kid. I had never had an accident as an adult, but last week when I realized I was going to miss the restroom..poop this time, I had about the same reaction as when I was a kid. I got scared & started crying. knowing you are going to have an accident is just as traumatizing as an adult as when it happens as a child. It's just knowing you are about to be really embarrassed. Then ofcourse it's what happens to your clothes.
Costa dump
I went to Costa recently and I was feeling a slight urge to poo amd decided I'd go smd enjoy it at Costa. As I was driving their the urge increased (maybe my body knowing I was going to poop)
When I got there I was quite desperate but I decided to hold it and ordered a hot chocolate and grabbed a table it was opposite the two single toilets so I didn't have far to go.
I did a bit of people watching and a few ladies amd a gent came amd went to the loo. Then a very pretty 60 Yr old came in to the cafe and walked straight to the toilets. One toilet was occupied so she went straight into the other. She looked on a mission. I was wondering pee or poo and after 5-6 mins and no movement I reckoned it was a poo. Just then a gent replaced the lady in the other cubicle amd I decided I'd have my poo (and hopefully replace the lady).
A few minutes later with another lady waiting the 60yr old came out and I got to go in. I was desperate know and there was a definite scent of poo and perfume and some big skidmarks. I sat down and immediately two l9gs flew our. Quite soft but still formed. I had a bit more soft serve and a long pee. The wipe up was very messy but I was feel8ng a lot of relieve and pretty turned on by my relieving dump
I flushed washed and left feeling relieved
Gemma
Standoff interrupted
I was working in the office a couple of Mondays ago and needed a wee so left my desk and went to the bathroom. Our bathroom is 3 stalls and 2 sinks opposite, as I walked in I noticed the 2 end ones were occupied so I had to take the middle one. I wiped the seat down and sat down. Everything was absolutely silent in there, not a sound from either side of me. I'm a bit shy so was struggling to get my flow going and still no sound either side, somehow I managed to get my flow going and had my wee but thought I'd sit there and see if there was any movement - none. As I decided to wipe, the lady to my left sighed and I heard toilet paper and we both flushed. As I got to the sinks, Emily came out of the stall and washed her hands looking really worried, as we walked out I asked if she was ok. When we got out of the bathroom she whispered she'd stayed round her boyfriends all weekend and had held her poo since Friday as her boyfriends apartment was so small and she was too nervous to use the bathroom there.
I asked if she was ok now and she said no, every time she'd tried this morning as soon as she sat down someone came on the bathroom. She then stopped walking and said can you come back to the bathroom with me and check if it's empty so I can go while you guard it, I'm really desperate. I of course said ok and we went back in the bathroom where there was a lady by the sink washing up but all stalls were empty. She then re-takes the same stall she had before and asks me to sit in the one next to her, once the lady by the sinks left, I heard toilet roll being torn and I assume placed on the seat as there was so much of it being torn off. Once she sat down she apologised to me but she hoped if someone saw 2 stalls occupied they wouldn't take the third.
I and Emily are quite close at work and we are friends outside of work too, she's a 5'10 blonde lady and I reckon could have been a model.
We'll after a couple of minutes I heard Emily breathing quite heavily then she held her breath and this massive thud and Emily trying to catch her breath. Emily in a strained apologised again to which I said we all have to do it and you've never been with me when I have to. Then another massive plop comes and Emily breathing heavily again, again she said sorry and that she doesn't normally do this at work and was so embarrassed. Then another massive thud and Emily said she was done, the whole bath stunk by this point. We Emily flushed and came out of the stall and was bright red, we go to the sinks and she apologised again for doing it at work but asked if she could rely on me if it happens again as she's staying at her boyfriends in a couple of weeks time.
Annie
To Thunder and constipation story
Hi Thunder. I have had constipation issues since I was a baby (born 2 months early and the neurological problems are seizures that I'm heavily medicated for. I had brain surgery in July 2013 to remove most of the benign ????our). I don't need to be accompanied on the toilet though if my body gives me seizure warning signs then I wait until I'm okay until I go.
Right now I'm constipated which sucks. I eat a very healthy diet thanks to my caregiver preparing my and her family and I think the other tenants meals. I drink as much water as possible (each of us keep a big water jug and jar in our room, fill the jar, microwave it and drink it. I just refilled the jug and jar upstairs). Slowly taking sips of water now and then and taking sips of one cup of tea (I get one a day because of not needing to take my meds at lunchtime). So hopefully with keeping hydrated I can get rid of this beast out of my body. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. This year is zooming!
Happy pooping!
AnniePrincess Toadstool Peach
Needed a Long Road Trip Wee + a Poo too with Best friends!!!
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I and my best friends Princess Rosalina and Bethany Alice Mild have just arrived at our hotel for our road trip. We were so tuckered out after a long day travelling that we all needed some sleep. Rosalina was the first one to nod off. She climbed into her bed and began falling into a deep sleep snoring loudly it wasn't too long before I and Bethany yawned and slept too. Until all of us woke up and had the same feeling we needed to go to the bathroom. There was only one toilet though and all of us were needing a wee and a poo too. I thought I use the toilet, Rosalina use the plastic white potty I had with me in case of emergencies and Bethany use the shower. So we agreed! Bethany then took off all her clothes and went inside the shower and began to squat over the shower drain while Rosalina sprayed the white plastic potty, cleaned it before pulling her shorts to her knees and very gently does it sits on it while I on the other hand walked over to the toilet, lifted my dress, pulled my panties down to my ankles, gave my bottom a little royal wiggle and sat down on the toilet adjusting myself and squatting as I read the newspaper. Hehehehe oh Garfield you rascal! Then as I sat the 1st one to go was Rosalina as she tinkled loudly and said "I don't remember drinking anything like that." I giggled as she then broke wind and released a bunch of chunky brown poo nuggets into the potty. At that moment Bethany needed to make a big poo so she squatted lower and she began doing a big poo that smelt like a pig doing one. Pee eww! Either that or a old mouldy kipper fish that has been left in the sun for too long. Yuck! Then I began tinkling weeing a lot and then releasing some big thick lumpy poos from my bottom poo hole. Ugh gross! Nevertheless we all begin our vaginas between our legs and our bottoms front and back with toilet paper. Luckily the shower drain was big enough to fit Bethany's BMs and tinkle when she washed herself off. I emptied the potty Rosalina was using into the toilet after I finished and both our poos and wees went down quite quickly but nicely. Anyway we all need a long deep sleep after all that defecating and urinating. Bye bye now! Yaaawwnn man I'm so sleepy!!
Hazel
Hi Nicole, thanks for your reply, I'm glad you find humor in the experience now
Question for Thunder
You've mentioned that you've been recommended to be accompanied when going to the restroom, and you've shared stories before about your therapist.
Other than your therapist, have you had other experiences with others, like with nurses and so on, who accompanied you to the bathroom, and they too used the toilet in your presence?Chakamami (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
Maho didn't do a motion four days
Hi Everyone. You are all very fine we hope.
Mina said in before post, it is not often, but sometimes one of us has to stay on loo very very long time, about half an hour, and produce mierda unbelievable volume. Usually we sit on loo only 10~ 15 minutes. But sometimes... and Mina wrote in before post, recently Hisae and Maho had this experience. About Hisae, Mina already told, it is on page 3106. So now we tell about Maho. She said OK, she hope toiletstool friends happy to read her experience, and even it was few weeks ago, Kazu made memo, so we can tell fairly correctly. Kazu is very good at making memo so in her office, when there is meeting, bosses always point finger to her. She is fed up to back teeth about company meetings, but she is happy to make memo of memorable loo experience for this site.
It was a Saturday and Maho didn't do motion Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, so her intestine full very much. She said, "I think my motion is going to be very enormous, can I do it last?" We said OK, and Maho was next to all three crushes for our big motions, so she get excited, and her bottom get excited too.
Then she sat on loo with Hisae next her to give massage. Even her stomach and intestine very very stiff, she is always serene. She say nothing, except "even you talk, I don't answer." We said OK. But of course we are plan to praise Maho. OK if she say nothing.
After wee, she had serious face, and look straight in the front of her. After about 3 minus, small plop into loo. We could all see, it was golf ball, but a bit bigger. After one minute more, another golf ball same size. Still she has serene face. She is so beautiful!
She was bare feet, so after few minutes more, she got up and lift up loo seat and put feet on loo rim and squat. Her eyes say, "I can't do with sitting down because constipate." She squat quite low, so her motion will surely land in loo, not on floor beside loo. But we can all see everything. Of course Maho doesn't mind, she is happy to show everything to crushes.
After few more minutes...
"Uuuuuuuu" Her beautiful bottom is dome out.
Buuuu... It is o-nara, that is mean fart.
"Uuuuuuu"
Buuuuu.
Suddenly brown ball appear and Plop into loo. Then another ball. Golf ball size.
Maho is so beautiful. Tears on face of Mina, Kazu, Hisae.
Suddenly Maho's beautiful bottom dome out again and brown appears, but this time not golf ball, It grow longer and longer. And give horrendous fragrance. "Uuuuu Uuuuu"... longer and longer. After it reach 40 centimetres, large part break off, splash into loo. Maho still pushing and few minutes later, rest of turd splash, break two pieces, 30 cms and 10 cms. Hisae flush while Maho still squatting. Then Maho push again. "Uuuuu." Five o-nara (according to Kazu's memo). Then fragrant brown appear and break two pieces, 15 cms each one, splash splash.
Maho stand so Hisae can flush. Then she said, "I finish with sitting down." So she sat down, but open legs enough so Mina and Kazu can see.
Splash.
"Maholin, beautiful."
"Beautiful Bottom."
"Beautiful mierda."
Splash.
Buuuu. Buuuu. Buuuu. Maho giggle little bit. Splash.
"Maholin you are most beautiful woman in whole world."
Maho smiled little bit.
Splash splash splash. Buuuuuuuu. Splash.
"Soon finish"
Buuuuuu.
Splash. Now bit smaller. and that was last splash, but Maho produce plip, plip, plip. Kazu counted fourteen little ones.
"I think finish"
Maho waited one minute more, then pushed washlet button and washed her beautiful bottom well. Then she stand, we look in loo and many turds but they were not so big ones, about 10 centimetres long was biggest one.
"Maholin, that is very wonderful."
Maho said nothing. Only smile. Then bend down so 3 crushes can dry her beautiful bottom, it is all wet from washlet. Maho was on loo 34 minutes not include drying time.
Then we went to tatami room and communicated very warm communication. Our hearts burning very furiously. In our green flat during motion time, LOVE is everywhere. We can't think about anything except LOVE. So Kazu's memo is very bad handwriting, but she can read. (Her crushes can't read.)
Jessica wrote, Japanese woman's bowel movement very very huge. She is correct we think. Maho was proud very much of her bowel movement. When we drinking tea together after tatami room, Maho said, "I am happiest woman in whole world. Lovely Chae and lovely Kazu and lovely Mina... I am grateful very much that you were happy to see me produce enormous motion!"
Mina enjoyed to write this, Kazu enjoyed to dictate, Maho and Hisae enjoyed to listen Kazu's dictate. So we hope you enjoy to read, even Mina's English so bad that Shakespeare and Dickens turn over in grave.
Love to Everyone.
Chakamami
Annie
Bumpy, hard looking poop that came out surprisingly soft
I got the urge to poop a few minutes ago so I grabbed the toilet paper off the desk, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put the flip flops out there on, closed the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom across from my room. Turned on the light (the poop was getting hard to hold), went into the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and black underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first a lot then pushed out a big poop that felt a bit bumpy but softer than I thought. Whew. The last part of it came out and laid in the toilet. The washroom stunk a bit but not that bad. My butt burned though I think from lunch. Took some toilet paper off the roll, put the roll back on the glass thing, wiped my vagina first then leaned forward to wipe my butt. It was messy. Finally I was clean, I stood up, put the toilet paper into the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow! There was a hard looking poop with dark brown pieces/patches and pieces of chili peppers in it (ouch. No wonder it burnt a bit!). Yet when it came out it felt surprisingly soft. No scratching my butt and no straining. Weird. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed it again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands at the sink. Grabbed the toilet paper, put it under my arm, opened the door, turned off the light (my arms are long), walked to my room, took off the flip flops outside my room, turned on the bedroom light, opened the door, went into my room, put the flip flops on in here, put the toilet paper on the desk in here, dried my hands on the towel and have been writing this and listening to music for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and having a good weekend.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieKenna
Going poop with Josh
Hey all! I haven't posted in forever! Busy busy as usual! This story happened at my parents cabin. It's one bathroom and a bathroom in my parents bedroom. Since Josh usually pushes out massive hard turds that take some serious pushing and patience, he doesn't like going when other people except me are around. The second day we were there he woke up and had to go poop. He told me and asked to go for a walk in the woods so he could go. We decided to grab coffee at a local place and then take a hike. I put toilet paper in my purse and we headed out. Were were finishing our coffees when my own urge to poop arose. I told Josh I had to go also and soon after we were deep enough in the woods where it was private enough to get down to business. Josh has used this spot before at the cabin and there is a really nice downed tree to sit on and hang your butt over it to poop. We each pulled down our pants and underwear and sat next to each other on the downed tree. Josh admitted he might be awhile and I told him not to worry. We both started to push and I noticed he was definitely pushing harder than I was trying to get his poop to start coming. Mine only took a few pushes to start but it was nice and firm so I had to keep pushing to keep it moving. It broke off after a foot or so and I took a short break and focused on Josh and asked if his was coming yet. He told me it wasn't and he was trying to get his butthole to open far enough to accommodate the hard turd inside. I held his hand and he squeezed it during a push. He sucked in a quick breath and started pushing again. I was getting the urge to push again also and took a deep breath and slowly pushed. My next turd began to slip past my hole and I noticed Josh sneaking a peek lol. I turned my butt towards him a little and giggled and asked if that was better. He laughed and kept watching it come out lol. It hit the ground two pushes later and I was done. I wiped, pulled up my pants and got in front of him so he could brace against me while pushing hard. He held me tight, pushed and pushed and pushed and finally got his poop to slip past his hole. "Whew this one is hard and big!" I asked if I could look and he said sure. His anus was open really far and the big turd was out a couple inches. I asked if I could watch it come out or if he needed my help pushing but he said he would manage and I could watch. I gave him my hand to squeeze while pushing and he concentrated on keeping going. It was really slow to come out but moved with each push. This turd took it's time but it was incredibly long!! About 7 minutes later he pushed it out and it landed with a loud thud on the ground. It was probably about 30" long which was one of his longest poops I've ever seen him take. Wow I feel so much better he said and gently wiped his butt which only took 1 wipe. We gathered up our stuff and he snuck a peek at my dump and asked if I felt better which I obviously did! We spent the rest of the day chilling with my parents and grilling out! Bye for now and I'll post when I can!! Xoxo Kenna
STEPHEN.P
REPLY TO MD DAN
When people are invited to your home ,it should be expected they will need to use the toilet.As we should poop every day and wee every few hours. I have worked as an electrician and on many occasions have pooped at the customers house this should not be an issue.
If I was at the workshop or the office my employer has to provide toilets.
The customer should accept if you are good enough to work for them ,you should use their toilet as often as you need ,how ever it should be left as clean as you found it and the toilet paper used should be kept to the minimum. On this occasion the client waited outside the door as they probably thought you just needed to wee.
I have on many occasions used a bed pan in the car.
Response for MD Dan
The question you asked about workers in your house pooping in your toilet during their visit. This happened to me just a couple of weeks ago and resulted in an argument for the couple I had agreed to babysit for. Mom thinks the position of the couple, especially the husband, is kind of extreme. At least the couple took their fight outside as they went to their car, although I could hear most of it from the window of the bathroom where I sat for my crap.
I had taken a laxative that morning just before my 1st hour class. It had been 3 days since I last crapped, I felt bloated. So I skipped lunch and instead sat and tried to get things going. I changed positions. After my muted pee (I lay 2 strips of toilet paper on the water to drown out the noise because back in middle school I was bullied for having a "fire hose)" I gave up on my crap. I tried another time during last hour class but all I could force out was 2 m&m size pieces. All of the toilets were taken after school and I had to practically run to my babysitting job. I wanted to make a good impression.
So here I was seated in their bathroom, window halfway open on top of their bathtub, and I could hear my crap, soft, thanks to the lax, churning in my gut. With a small effort on my part, I emptied in less than a minute, and I flushed before beginning my wipe. I do that at school and other public places too. I don't want to be known as a clogger. It also keeps the smell down. While I was doing that I could hear the couple's argument continuing. He told his wife she was raised "aloof" to the germs kids bring home with them from school. Apparently I was probably bringing some disease in for their 8 year old to catch. Their argument continued as I flushed the toilet a third time. I wonder what they thought when they realized I had heard their argument.Bathroom Mate
I'm finding the bathrooms in my high school are far superior to those in middle school and grade school. For the first time in my 14 years I can use the facilities without a teacher watching pretty much my every move. Oh, an important thing is that every toilet stall has a full door so we can sit in privacy compared to last year. It was just before 8 and I was taking my morning crap. While it was slowly sliding out of me I had my phone out. This dean of women walked past me, stopped in her tracks, pulled the phone out of my hand, and gave me DT time. OK, I wasn't suppose to have it out in the building, but...... So the other morning I had just finished a Starbucks coffee. It goes right through me as if I was a race horse. So I had just seated myself, jeans and panties at floor level, and my pee almost burst out of me. However, the girl to my right was so quiet and I didn't see any movement of her legs or hear anything. Then I heard three or four groans, the last being the loudest. I could see she was spreading her feet wider. Then she called her mom on her phone. I could hear an exchange of insults as she told her mom she had used a suppository and ouch! she had just pushed it out. It was obvious from her voice and excitement that her rear end was sore. She told me her mother wanted her to stay home until she had her crap there, but she had a 1st hour test that scared her. So she and her mom were arguing about whether she needed to keep her doctor appointment after school.
Bianca
Slow Start
My poop has been slow these past few days. I ate some sunflower seeds for snack at home. I started going a bit more recently today, and felt waste caught up my butt. I feel that I passed most of it now. My poop after dinner smelled a bit stronger, and started out looser. Although part of this ordeal was somewhat uncomfortable, I'm glad everything came out ok. Hope you all have good poops.
Monday, October 28, 2024
Norm
Replies, Happy Birthday Catherie & Jenny's Survey
Hi Sandra, thanks for your reply.
Hi Catherine, belated Happy Birthday! I read your post from 10 years ago. Sorry that you had a bad experience in that church bathroom and the talk after that caused you upset.
Like you say he was just being a kid and I think the mother did the best she could (and at least she blew a fart on the toilet in the middle of it all to very temporarily diffuse things!) I have to say though I think the pastor and the woman's husband could have represented themselves much better and made an awkward situation more comfortable for you. I can't believe that guy was awkward in the shop with you after. Said more about them than you. It's not like they don't poo! You didn't lose your dignity at all but were very dignified throughout but you know that! Glad it hasn't affected you for long anyway and great story for others in a similar situation and handling it.
Hi Shayna, nice story in Barnes & Noble!
Hi Jenny - thanks for your reply and wiping clarification. Also as regards pooping in bookstores, this is actually a thing, it's called the Mariko Aoki phenomenan after a Japanese woman named Mariko Aoki who wrote a letter to a magazine in 1985 saying visiting a bookstore made her want to poo and many more people wrote to say they had the same experience. That wasn't the first mention though.
Please ignore those social influencer types - your butt is your butt and is always the right size for you! Answers to your survey below, good you've filled it in yourself as well!
Wiping survey-
1. Do wipe sitting or standing ( or in-between)
Sitting. Final wipe standing up/half squatted sometimes.
2. Do you bunch the toilet paper or fold ( so something else)
Fold. I don't understand why or how people bunch it and manage to wipe all the poo cleanly away but whatever works best for people and there's no rules!
3a. Do you use anything besides tp ( bidet, wet wipes, unwipe, toilet mirror) to enhance wiping
If at home or in a self-contained bathroom I'll preferably use some water on the TP or a wet wipe if available in recent years. In a regular toilet cubicle, this might sound disgusting but I might sometimes spit on the toilet paper for a bit of moisture to get a better clean. Not exactly enhanced wiping but can help. Never used a bidet in my life!
3b. How long have you used "enhanced wiping?"
Not really enhanced wiping but have used some water on the TP if available for years.
3c. Have use noticed cleaner underwear, less body odor, or any other improvements since starting "enhanced wiping" ( unless you are Catherine, you probably took a huge poop before volleyball practice, got all sweaty, had a huge wedgie, and had spotless white panties when you undressed..haha. I have seen some clean white panties in the locker room..yoy gals amaze me...hahaha)
N/A again I'm certainly not being complacent here Jenny :-)
4. What type of underwear did you last get a skidmark in?
N/A
5. Have you ever gotten poop on your hand wiping?
Yes but very rarely thankfully. Not nice when it happens. The worst is when you think the cleanup is going well and rhen you get some poo on your hand when you least expect it and think where the hell did that come from?!
STEPHEN .P
I read with some interest about the babysitter going a NUMBER TOO at the clients house. As long as she sits down and poops does not use excessive toilet paper leaves it all clean then where is the problem ??
Obviously the girl did not want to be late ,perhaps in hindsight she should have waited until the client had gone out,perhaps she just had to go and could not wait any longer !!STEPHEN.P
When I came home last Thursday after a visit NORTH WALES I went to the
G Y M . I came back four hours later and went straight to bed.I woke at 06:00 pulled down my pants and sat on the OAKLEAF BEDPAN had a wee farted many times then had a bowel movement,I wiped then went back to sleep.Denise
To Jenny T
Hi Jenny,
To respond to your question, what's it like to have a poop accident, I would say it depends on a lot of factors. It also depends what you mean, like emotionally or physically.
Physically they feel pretty similar, if you are having a genuine accident anyway (the only kind I've had). Having to go so bad it's super uncomfortable, needing to dance or squirm and clench to keep it in. There are waves of cramping which, in my experience, just get stronger and more frequent until you just can't control them anymore and the poop starts coming out somehow or another. I've written a number of pages back about the feelings of poop coming out either all at once, or an accident happening in 'stages' - bits of poop coming out slowly until it accumulates into an accident.
To elaborate on the physical feeling, I would describe it as something feeling inflated between your cheeks, like they are being spread apart from the inside if that makes sense. Sorry if that's too graphic! Then it's a combined feeling of it spreading out and down into your underwear as well as your pants or whatever you're wearing becoming tighter and heavier. Since all of my accidents have been absolute emergencies, they've always been pretty big ones so there's also a feeling of it just being never ending! You don't realize how big a poop can be until it's all coming out in your underwear. Every time I've pooped my pants, it's felt like a damn bowling ball back there. It can be hard to walk properly with a big poop balled up in your pants too, if it settles between your legs a bit.
Which leads me to emotional feeling - suuuper self conscious about smell, the big poop bulge, getting caught, etc. I always feel a total blinding panic at some point, even when I've been alone. Especially when I've had public accidents, I've felt my body go into fight or flight a bit, feeling super hot and tense, shallow breathing, hyper vigilant, just trying to make it to a spot of safety/privacy to clean up. Once that happens, there's space for the other emotions. For me, that includes shame, humiliation, anger etc. I suppose this would depend on your circumstances, for me because my accidents happened due to my inattentiveness/ADHD, I always felt freshly humiliated and just horrible about myself because technically they were my own fault (or at least seemed to be) which made me feel really down about being unable to keep my pants clean as an independent and otherwise well functioning adult. Anyway, an accident is always a pretty messy affair on multiple levels, and I always found clean up very stressful and the emotional aftermath pretty impactful, usually for at least a couple of days I would feel pretty low and a lingering sense of embarrassment and poor self worth.
Phew that's more than I intended to write, but I've had a lot of accidents and I'm still working through some of my feelings about them! I hope that helps.
Curious Guy
My girlfriend of 5 years starting pooping around me this summer. How this started happening is a longer story that I will post in the future if anyone is interested. She is a peritoneal dialysis nurse, black hair, 5'5" 130lbs. I noticed she mostly poops around me with her pants up to her knees, maybe even mid thigh. I have not been able to ask if this is just for modesty of if this is just how she poops.
I noticed when I poop I pull my pants down to the ankles. Most men in public restrooms do this, whether they are wearing gym shorts or suit pants. Most of the time, boxer's or briefs are visible from underneath the (american) restroom stalls. I think when I was younger I would keep my pants up to my knees , but by high school, I was comfortable with my ankles showing in a public restroom.
Did I imagine this, or did I read that most women do not pull their pants all the way down, at least in public restrooms? I think have read some women may go all the way down to their ankes at home or hotels but keep their pants higher in public restroom. I may remember also women may keep their pants up higher for pees and lower for poops? Also not sure if wearing a dress is a factor, as you would be dropping you underwear plain to be see around your ankles if you were to keep them low. What do the ladies do in public restrooms and what do you see other do?
Tricky
Re: Travis; adjacent Mens' and Womens' rooms at the office
An office building I used to work at had a similar setup to what you describe. The Mens' and Womens' rooms were adjacent to each other, the toilets in each both sharing the same wall, and there was a vent between the wall separating the two rooms.
This meant that I could feel the toilet move if I was sitting on it and a female coworker sat on the one opposite to me, and thanks to the vent, we could hear each other's bodily noises or the rolling of toilet paper from the adjacent room.
I've heard all of my female coworkers pee or poop(either saw them enter or exit the Womens' room), and they've also heard me poop(and verbally acknowledged such, and in one case commented on my noises and called me by name from the other side after they saw me enter the Mens' room). It was amusing, if not mildly embarrassing, to say the least.
I shared a few buddy dumps with lady coworkers because of this arrangement and we both knew what the other was doing, although it never progressed to full conversations through the vent(an exchanged sentence or two at most for each party). It was just an accepted fact of working there. I also carried a magazine with me each time I needed to perform a sitdown session. Every time I'd pass this cute 20-something secretary on the way there, she knew what I was going to do when she saw that magazine because I'd come back in the opposite direction 10 minutes later. My looks alone drew the female attention of that office since I looked like a scrawny still-growing teenager into my 30s, which they found endearing, and because they were commonly watching me they quickly picked up on my bathroom habits.
One time I had explosive diarrhea. That same secretary saw me enter the Mens' room with a magazine in hand and heard the caca-phony of noises from the Womens'. Later that day, she heard some of the Men discussing the noises they heard when they entered the Mens' room while I was noisily fouling it up. The Men were debating who it was that did it, as often workers from other floors would go to our floor to get some privacy from their coworkers to defecate. Because I took the handicapped stall in the back that time, the men never saw my shoes while they used the urinals(my shoes were already well known by all the men in the office as I pooped there 2-3 times a day, usually taking the first stall since no on else used it, assuring a greater degree of cleanliness). She interjected into the conversation and told them she saw me entering the Mens' room before describing the noises she heard from the Mens' side while using the Womens', then they all confirmed the time it happened, outing me as the culprit. Word got around the entire office of my intestinal plight that day, all because a female co-worker heard me noisily farting and plopping away through the vent after seeing me enter the Mens' room with a magazine in my hand.Annie
To Thunder
Hi, yes I have had seizures (first absence seizures as a child then grand mal seizures in my mid to late 20s before the brain tumour was found, I even had a stroke and eventually in July 2013 I had brain surgery when I was 27. It was painful afterwards and I had to be out of the hospital in 2 days-hospital said). As for me being constipated I have continued eating healthy, drinking warmish hot water as much as possible, etc. I don't need to be monitored on the toilet. However if I have dizziness caused by my meds I wait until I'm okay enough to walk then go to the washroom. Hopefully that answers your questions.
STEPHEN.P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
This morning woke had a wee in the bedroom pottie went down to kitchen had two packets of LAXIDO boiled kettle made two mugs of tea sat in the fireside chair drank tea.I took the mugs back to the kitchen went out to the van sat on the pottie and had a NUMBER TOO .
Jenny
Travis-I'm a little fuzzy on my bottom. not guy leg hair, but light that blood arm hair. So between my athletic cheeks they have no chance against soft poop and 1 ply. I probaby average about 2-4 skids a week my self like your wife...does her normal panties skid like her thongs? On the internet, ladies often say thongs are the worst for skids but I have had some hot takes on that..Did you get skids trying to wipe quickly when you tried to catch that female coworker who pooped next to you?
Jenny T- Do you give up thongs after wiping at school in general or only when you knew you had to wipe at school? I kind of did the same thing, although I just switched to dark thongs in high school and college. I realized over time I actually skidded my full back panties more if I pooped with bad toilet paper, though I feel sticking and stinky whether I see the skids or not. I love the feeling of a good poop and either a good wet wipe, shower or bidet, then a comfortable thong. I do wear boy shorts 3-4 days a week as they are the next most comfortable to me. They ride up my buns but I almost feel them and a thong I do not feel at all unless I had a bad wipe. The white thong though...that's asking for it unless I use more than toilet paper. I really do wipe until I'm clean 90% unless I am really in a hurry or I am working out and my butt will be sweaty anyway. Those drunk wipes though...I'm amazed on how common those are. And I never thought about how messed up the club toilets got.
Lena S. I hear ya girl. Totally embarrassing story, but the antidots is the ability to laugh at it, even if it requires some comic distance of time. We all could experience what you went through, and you literally experienced it with a good friend you so were not alone. I love this forum is we all feel each other's pain and embarrassment, but we also get to experience each other' relief both in laughter and also unloading our bowels! So glad you did not go in your pants! Glad you were able to wipe completely too? Was that one of your most satisfying poops? I can imagine it was unless you felt sick before, during and after that poop. The worse thing when I had diarrhea in my granny panties was not the mess, but that I didn't feel much better after. Also, I am a little of a health nut, but my weakness is Applebee's mozzarella sticks and Outback blooming Onions. My love for those chain restaurant sides is more embarrassing than my skidmarks...
Catherine-Hi SPAS Sis! I totally dedicated the first of the five turds to you! and it was the longest crackling satisfying poop! it did not plop. The last 4 were great and made splashes and plops, but you like you, that first turd was the best. I didn't get a good look as I was too busy feeling great. My next poop I'll look at and take a mental picture for you! In fact...I feel one coming right now (farts)...gotta go!!!
-Skidmarked in SeattleNobody
Reply to Jenny T, Plus Story
Genuine accidents are embarrassing but it is possible to mentally power through them. I enjoy dropping a nice load in my pants occasionally, but I have had accidents too. Most of them happened at school; thrice in kindergarten and once in high school. The kindergarten incidents weren't too major in my life, but the high school one was my most embarrassing. I had had surgery earlier that year and it indirectly led to me having near constant urges to drop liquid loads. I had to time when I got up to go with the waves of urgency, but this particular incident was timed very poorly and I let it out as I was getting into the stall. I ditched my underwear and tied my jacket around my waist to his the obvious staining on the back of my pants but ended up going home because I was feeling sick.
In my more adult life, I've had another liquid accident. Woke up with a strong urge but the bathroom was occupied. I was finished before they were and I had to step carefully to keep it contained in my pants. I'm pretty sure that was the incident that left permanent stains on the pants (oof). Now, I've almost had some solid/mushy accidents, the most recent being today. I prefer the mushy or solid ones because they stay contained much better and are less likely to leave stains. It feels a little weird as it comes out and spreads across your bottom and up the back, but that's one of the things I enjoy about it.
If you're curious, don't be afraid to try it. At worst, you lose a pair of pants.
As to why I visited today, as mentioned above, I almost had an accident today. Woke up and laid around for a bit until I told myself I need to get up and go to the bathroom encore it gets too bad. Once again, I found the bathroom occupied. I normally wouldn't care to let it out, but it felt liquid and I had less than 30 minutes to leave for work-far less time than I needed to clean myself up-so I had to endure. I waited and waited and held wave after wave of desperation. I started to wonder if the bathroom actually was occupied, so I went to check and heard movement inside. I went back to my room and waited and waited some more. Twice, I nearly lost it. I even felt some trying to slip out, but I managed to stay in control. Person finally left the bathroom and I immediately went in. The smell of their poop was strong but I didn't have enough time to care, so I plopped my butt down and let it out while I covered my nose/face with my shirt. Once I finished (there was quite a bit of mush in there), I flushed and went back to my room to change into my work clothes. I'm at work now about 4 hours later and I think I feel some residual fecal matter in my guts finally getting ready to want out, but I've also been feeling it for 4 hours and it still hasn't happened, so…
Bianca
Slow Start
My poop has been slow these past few days. I ate some sunflower seeds for snack at home. I started going a bit more recently today, and felt waste caught up my butt. I feel that I passed most of it now. My poop after dinner smelled a bit stronger, and started out looser. Although part of this ordeal was somewhat uncomfortable, I'm glad everything came out ok. Hope you all have good poops.Annie
Somewhat hard poop
Hi everyone been kind of constipated so didn't feel like posting since I was only passing small nugget-like poops. Nothing substantial. My stomach has been pretty bloated over the last couple of days and I have been eating healthy and a good amount. I've also been increasing the water I drink too. Just finished dinner (a plate of rice with small shrimp, green peppers, chili peppers, green leafy vegetables), took my medications and a few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, put the flip flops on outside my room, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, went into the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my baggy sweatpants and high cut green underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first (a long pee) then pushed out a hard poop. It didn't feel good coming out of my butt (haven't been drinking enough water lately). I pushed out the last of it, pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, grabbed some, put the roll back into the Walmart bag and put the Walmart bag on the floor. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and started wiping my butt. I wiped until my butt was clean and put the toilet paper into the toilet. Pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a hard medium brown poop and a bunch of little pieces sitting in the toilet. I'm not sure how long the poop was but it was long and hard. Flushed the toilet and it went down and had to flush again because a piece of toilet paper was still there. Yup everything went down fine. Washed my hands at the sink, grabbed the Walmart bag, opened the door, turned off the light and left the washroom. Went to my room, took the ugly beige flip flops off, turned on the light, opened the door, went into my room, put those flip flops on, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here, came to the bed and now writing this. I feel better after pooping that out though it hurt and I'm not 100% empty yet. Hopefully later after more water I will be. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieThunder
To Annie and Shayna
Firstly Annie. You said you had neurological problems and had a brain operation. You mentioned you were constipated. Should you be accompanied whilst on the toilet in such situations? My continence nurse recommends it . I am very likely to call in at my therapist ( if she is there and have a small enema and help me poo in her presence . Will report back if I do . To Shayna ….. how good and liberating does it feel after a big BM ? ThunderLena S.
Massive embarrassing dumps
Hi everyone, I'm back again. I think my last post was on page 3066. To recap I'm a 24 year old girl from upstate New York, about 140, with wavy brown hair.
My boyfriend and I recently broke up and one of my good friends, Katie, took me to Oneonta for the weekend to clear my head. We got salads for lunch and I had an antioxidant smoothie. We went to an a few stores and shopped around for most of the afternoon and I could feel my stomach starting to turn a little bit, but it seemed like I was just digesting. Katie decided she wanted to go to Applebee's for dinner, I wasn't too hungry so I just had some mozzarella sticks and a couple of drinks.
After we got back in the car I started to feel like I might have made a mistake. My stomach cramped up almost immediately as we turned back onto the main road, and I hunched over a little bit in the passenger seat. "Girl, are you okay?" she asked. "I think it was just something I ate" I said as my guts churned. It was only about 20 minutes to get home but I was already starting to get desperate, and I let out a loud bubbly fart. "I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it" I said, but without saying a word, I heard a long fart come from Katie's side of the car. "Do you have to poop too?" I asked, and she nodded, while biting her lip with a pained expression on her face. She floored the car as we sped towards the village I live in. As we were pulling down my street, I lifted my butt cheek off the seat and farted again, it rumbled off the seat and I could feel poop wanting to crackle out behind it. "It's okay, we're almost here!" Katie said, trying to keep me from pooping my pants. I would be mortified, even though we were both in dire straits to poop. We both made it into my house, and Katie let out another ripe, loud fart as we walked in towards the only bathroom. "Judging by the sound of that one, you should go first" I said. She nodded in desperation, and went in. Just as she closed the door, I again knew I made a mistake. I knocked on the door and she told me to come in as she was pulling down her sun dress. "I'm about to shit my pants!" I said in pure desperation as Katie sat down and started to pee. I had to put my pride and privacy aside and think of a solution.
I grabbed the small garbage can from the corner, pulled my pants down, and squatted, letting out a loud fart as I did. Katie began to push and I could hear wet, mushy poop plopping into thr toilet as she let out a huge sigh of a relief and a booming fart. "Girl, it's okay, when you gotta go, you gotta-" she said as my huge load began to noisily crackle out. Log after log splatted into the can, the plastic bag making noise as they fell. "Damn girl!" Katie said as more a long log crackled into the toilet. Her load seemed like it was getting more solid as she went on. I farted again and pushed a little mushy poop on top of my mountain of logs. Katie farted and started to wipe, and I felt done, too. "I'm sorry you had to see this" I said as my face burned red with embarrassment. "I'm sorry you had to see me stinking it up. Don't worry about it, everybody does it and neither of us would have made it if we waited any longer." she said. I'm sure it will become something we'll laugh about later but it was so embarrassing for me in the moment. Bye for now.Shayna
Replies
To Jessica:
1) To not poop in three whole days is unusual for me. And until that morning, I hadn't felt an urge to go at all. It snuck up on me, and during the last half hour before my break holding back so much solid shit was starting to get painful lol.
2) I go generally twice a day. A real big dump in the morning, and a smaller one before bed.
3) They tend to be pretty sizable. I have a pretty healthy diet, and my morning dumps are always the biggest. I just pooped 15 minutes ago and it was about a foot long, and as thick as a Red Bull can.
4) I'm 5'11'' and about 140 pounds.
5) I have hazel eyes and jet black hair, and I wear glasses. I've been told I look a bit like a brunette Sharon Stone.
6) I thought I had, at first. When I hit the handle, the water stirred a moment before sucking down the TP and my mammoth load.
To Jenny:
I'll read sometimes when taking a shit that feels like it's going to take awhile-I always bring a book to work with me and use my lunch break to poop if necessary. I have a huge bladder so I can go an entire shift without going pee. Coffee does help, I bring my own and if I'm feeling a little backed up, I'll drink some before pooping.
Jenny T
Accidents and Replies
Hi everyone thank you for the warm welcome. I've seen a few people on here talk about accidents and It kind of scares me how common they seem ahaha. I've been very desperate for a poo quite a few times but i've always been able to find somewhere to go or even squat before any accident can happen. Like today I was travelling to Wales with my family and i had to pop a squat along a country road. I thought I would be able to hold it until we made it to my sister's house, but about 20 minutes away I couldn't hold it anymore and had to just crouch down in a layby to let out a clear, desperate gushing stream. I think I was too well hydrated. I left a huge wet patch on the road which i'm sure confused some drivers lol: I must have been going for well over a minute before I stopped and I didn't have any paper so I sort of had to like shake myself dry. I guess i kind of want to pose the question to those who have had them: what is it like to have a poo accident? both solid and liquid? With how common the stories are i'm scared about when it might happen to me haha. I know Catherine has not recommended it but I almost want to do it on purpose once at home so i'm prepared if it happens for real.
Catherine: Happy Birthday I hope you had a great day!!! Hope the dinner made some great poops as well. I have no doubt you could also get up to 3 a day with some little changes :)
Jenny: Yeah after that I never wore a thong to school again. Was not worth the risk! I always tried to go before, after and on my lunch break so I could take my time fully emptying and giving myself plenty of time to wipe. Our dispensers were very strange. The roll was like pulled through a hole in the middle meaning it ended up coming out very thinand you needed loads otherwise you would get poo on your hands (if your movements were soft and slightly loose like mine are). The thin paper always confused me, like if someone was going at school it was mostly because they're really desperate or unwell so they probably needed better paper! Eventually I just started carrying my own paper in my bag. If I ever heard any other girls going it was because they had an upset stomach but I also eventually convinced some of my friends to start going at school too. We all started this vegan diet together and would all poop up absolute storms so it was just more comfortable to poo when we needed it yet my best friend Grace didn't start doing it until she shit herself once.
I'll also answer your Wiping Survey:
Do you wipe sitting or standing?
I do this kind of like half squat when I wipe in public, but at home I lean to one side and reach back while sitting
Do you Bunch or Fold?
With slightly awkward paper it's easier to bunch, but with proper tp i always fold
Do you enhance your wiping?
I have wipes at home i like to use to make myself cleaner
How long have you been doing this?
Probably only the last year or so. I didn't believe how much better it was until I tried it!
Have you noticed any improvements?
Yeah my knickers definitely smell better!
What type of underwear did you last have a skidmark in?
I think it was a thong
Do you ever get poop on your hand while wiping?
It happens an embarassing amount in public loos...
Pete: Here's my answers to your questionnaire!
How important is privacy when you need to poop?
I don't care if they can smell or hear any of my sounds whether thats the poos, farts or sighs, but I probably couldn't go with someone looking at me unless I couldn't hold it anymore. I wish I could though
Have you ever pooped in a public toilet with the door open before?
No, I always check the door works
Do you find the stink tiresome or inevitable?
It's just inevitable. I can't really complain because my poos always have a really strong earthy scent to them so i'm always making them smell worse!
How many turds are in your average movement?
I always count and when i'm healthy its 3-5
Do you regularly get skidmarks?
Definitely not. With the amount of times I poo keeping clean is priority 1
Do you do a courtesy flush?
Never. Toilets are meant for pooing so it's not wrong for one to smell like it :)
Have you ever done graffiti?
No I can't say I haveAnonymous
Re Katie (modesty pee)
So a courtesy/modesty pee is when you pull down your pants and pee right through your panties?
I'm curious about the mechanics of this. Couldn't you pull them aside to stop them from getting wet?
I'm also unfamiliar with female undergarments. Are they thinner than briefs? I'm sure that if I tried to pee "through" my briefs they would just get completely soaked, then it would pool at the lowest point and the excess would drip off. There's no way a pee stream is getting through 3 layers of cotton.MD Dan
Reply to Catherine and Story
Happy birthday! I hope it was a good one! I have to say I'm intrigued by your comments about having a solid poop accident. I've only had one myself (outside of being a toddler) and I tend to agree with you about the feeling being very unique.
Thank you for the kind words about my recent situation. It could have been much worse and I'm sure it won't be the last time I'm in a spot like that. lol
Kate and I are doing quite well, thanks for asking! We actually just had another opportunity to poop together this past weekend. I was debating talking about it since I don't want ALL of my posts to be about her and it was just a little thing, but since you're asking, I might as well.
This past weekend we went out to a farm to get pumpkins and some ice cream they make on site from their own cows. We got there right when they opened, and if you've been paying attention to my other stories, you'll know this is the prime pooping time for both of us. We parked and had to take a tractor ride to pumpkin patch. During the ride, Kate leaned to me and said, "I hope they have clean porta-potties. I need to take a dump really bad!" I told her, "Yeah, me too. Let's hope they do." We kind of giggled to each other and sat in some discomfort for the next 5 minutes on the very bouncy trailer. When we were dropped off at the field, we both sighed because there were two porta-potties right next to each other next to the corn maze.
We headed over to them, grinning at each other, and saw they were both empty. Fortunately, they were basically in pristine condition, clearly having been emptied and washed out that morning. Since we were part of the first group to arrive at the field, they hadn't even been used yet that day. Kate winked at me and blew me a kiss as she walked into hers and said, "Have fun!" and giggled. I lowered my pants (after checking for spiders and toilet paper) and took a seat. Kate had a little trouble with her door latch but after bumping around a bit, managed to get it secured. I was letting out my pee (having trouble pointing it down into the pit, I'm sure the guys here can relate to porta-potty issues haha) as Kate sat silent for a minute. Suddenly, I heard her moan. I quietly asked if she was ok. She said, "Yeah, just cramping. I'll be ok." My poop started and several logs slid out and plopped down into the water in rapid succession. I heard Kate breathing heavily and finally, a very dense sounding log fell into her water with a huge splash. She let out a big sigh and said, "Whew!" I didn't know if there were any other people around outside that could hear us so I didn't say anything yet. I started wiping and walked out, Kate sat for another minute but just peed some.
After she came out I said, "That sounded painful, are you okay?" She said, "Yeah, I've been backed up for a couple days and it finally came out! I'll probably have to go again later to get cleaned out." We went on with our pumpkin picking and got some ice cream (which was fantastic, btw). She did end up pooping again a few hours later back at my house and clogged the toilet. lol It was a massive log that wouldn't even fit into the drain. I had to break it up with the brush and plunge it all down for about 10 minutes until the toilet worked again.
Anyway, that's all for now! Take care!Catherine
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Jenny SIS: Awww! Thank you! I hope it was the biggest of the five! And that it happened on or around my birthday makes that even more special! I had a really nice snake this morning. It was long and thick. It felt really good. Last night's was more of a pile. I've had quite a few piles lately. I'm not sure why. I like seeing them but nothing feels better than a good long, thick, soft log. I agree with you. I do feel that it is one of the body's most pleasurable feelings!
Gregg's question to Shayna made me think: When you have a really spectacular bowel movement, does it make you a little sad to flush it?
Lastly, Beth texted me a pic this morning of a really big, long, thick poop. She wrote underneath: "Happy birthday, a day late!" Made my morning!
I hope everyone takes a really massive poop today! And please write about it if you doo!
Love to all!
Catherine!Travis
A comment and a quick story
Hi everyone,
Apologies for not having posted for a while. I've been thinking about it but life has just kept me busy recently. I have been reading through the posts as I have time!
Jenny SIS - I thought of you the other day when I was in the bathroom. While I hadn't pooped that day, I've noticed that sometimes when I let off some gas during the day my butt can feel a bit dirty and I'll feel the need to wipe. It's not a shart or anything, and maybe it's because I'm a guy with a lot of body hair? In any case, I noticed my boxer briefs had a small skid mark on them, so guys can get them too...
Also, I'll add that my wife and I have an arrangement with laundry where I do the washing while she folds and puts all the clean clothes away. I have to admit that I generally take a peek at her underwear to see if she's left behind any skids, usually it's about 2-3 pairs per week. She almost exclusively wears thongs though occasionally will wear normal panties.
While I do have more to share about my wife and also some stories about women at my old office, for now I have a very quick story that just occurred that I wanted to share.
As mentioned before, I recently moved to a larger city and now work in a corporate office building. The men's room is small - two urinals, two stalls - and is generally empty. The women's room is all the way around the other end of the hall (think of the shape of the letter "u" to get from one door to the other) but I know the back walls of the bathrooms are shared.
Today after lunch I needed to poop so I decided to head in. It was just before 1:30. I sat down and took care of my business - rather uneventful honestly - and though I had finished, I was sitting for a few minutes on my phone reading through posts here. Suddenly, I head the sound of heels in the women's room and a woman take a stall that had to have been directly behind me. For whatever reason, I quickly decided to time her out of curiosity and started the stopwatch on my phone. I heard her peeing and then there was silence. It's hard to hear the softer noises from the other bathroom because of background noise from elevators running and some sort of maintenance closet in the men's room.
I waited and contemplated giving up. Maybe I hadn't heard right? I needed to wipe up and get going. Then I head it - a flush! (The toilets in the bathrooms have very powerful flushes and the noise is unmistakable). My stopwatch showed 2 minutes, 43 seconds. She absolutely had to have pooped right behind me as I had just done the same.
I suddenly wanted to see who the woman was that had just pooped behind me as I sat on a toilet having just pooped myself. I tried to quickly get wiping, but the worst part of these office bathrooms is the horrible toilet paper. She clearly had a head start on me and I heard her steps leave the bathroom before I could finish wiping, flush and wash my hands. I swore to myself that if the circumstance comes up again I'd be ready to dart out to catch a glimpse of a fellow pooper.
I know a former poster here, Amylee, used to write regularly about her office bathroom experiences and how the "rush hours" were often around 10 AM and 2 PM. I wondered if this woman is a regular pooper around 1:30 and may try to head over there to see if I hear anything moving forward.
I'll try to post more soon,
Travis
Jenny
Catherine - Happy 44th Birthday! this deserves its own post!.
Wishing you good health, peace and healthy enjoyable bowel movements today and for your 44th year! Thank you for the gift of yourself through your stories and posts here on the Forum over the last 10+ years!
As a youth, and even subconsciously in my 20's I associated my big butt with big poops (and skids). Obviously, intellectually and as a fellow health care professional I know this is false, but my gut (no pun intended) instinct believed this even though I knew it was not true (like watching a scary movie that is not real, but the fear is real). Now it's kind of a release when I see a beautiful athlete's or professional's larger rear that it poops, farts and maybe skids like mine. And Catherine you are both an athlete and a professional! Yay for healthy diets and activity for everyone (farts)...oops! I swear I felt my recoil from my white thong underneath my scrub pants on that one! TYI these are old school hospital scrubs, not the cute modern fitting scrubs, but they still show the s
I feel a big poop after that fart. I will birthday poop with you in spirit Catherine! I will post about this one. I know this will be a big messy one!
Skidmarked in Seattle
Skidmark King
To Max the Swiss Gent
I read your note from earlier - I am intrigued by the skidmark comment the most! How often do you get skidmarks, and what does your wife think about them? I also wonder if you ever wiped on the farm when you pooped outside - I bet that would leave lots of skids too lol! As you can tell from my name, I am no stranger to skids in my white briefs - I get em pretty much every day!
Norm
Replies, Happy Birthday Catherie & Jenny's Survey
Hi Sandra, thanks for your reply.
Hi Catherine, belated Happy Birthday! I read your post from 10 years ago. Sorry that you had a bad experience in that church bathroom and the talk after that caused you upset.
Like you say he was just being a kid and I think the mother did the best she could (and at least she blew a fart on the toilet in the middle of it all to very temporarily diffuse things!) I have to say though I think the pastor and the woman's husband could have represented themselves much better and made an awkward situation more comfortable for you. I can't believe that guy was awkward in the shop with you after. Said more about them than you. It's not like they don't poo! You didn't lose your dignity at all but were very dignified throughout but you know that! Glad it hasn't affected you for long anyway and great story for others in a similar situation and handling it.
Hi Shayna, nice story in Barnes & Noble!
Hi Jenny - thanks for your reply and wiping clarification. Also as regards pooping in bookstores, this is actually a thing, it's called the Mariko Aoki phenomenan after a Japanese woman named Mariko Aoki who wrote a letter to a magazine in 1985 saying visiting a bookstore made her want to poo and many more people wrote to say they had the same experience. That wasn't the first mention though.
Please ignore those social influencer types - your butt is your butt and is always the right size for you! Answers to your survey below, good you've filled it in yourself as well!
Wiping survey-
1. Do wipe sitting or standing ( or in-between)
Sitting. Final wipe standing up/half squatted sometimes.
2. Do you bunch the toilet paper or fold ( so something else)
Fold. I don't understand why or how people bunch it and manage to wipe all the poo cleanly away but whatever works best for people and there's no rules!
3a. Do you use anything besides tp ( bidet, wet wipes, unwipe, toilet mirror) to enhance wiping
If at home or in a self-contained bathroom I'll preferably use some water on the TP or a wet wipe if available in recent years. In a regular toilet cubicle, this might sound disgusting but I might sometimes spit on the toilet paper for a bit of moisture to get a better clean. Not exactly enhanced wiping but can help. Never used a bidet in my life!
3b. How long have you used "enhanced wiping?"
Not really enhanced wiping but have used some water on the TP if available for years.
3c. Have use noticed cleaner underwear, less body odor, or any other improvements since starting "enhanced wiping" ( unless you are Catherine, you probably took a huge poop before volleyball practice, got all sweaty, had a huge wedgie, and had spotless white panties when you undressed..haha. I have seen some clean white panties in the locker room..yoy gals amaze me...hahaha)
N/A again I'm certainly not being complacent here Jenny :-)
4. What type of underwear did you last get a skidmark in?
N/A
5. Have you ever gotten poop on your hand wiping?
Yes but very rarely thankfully. Not nice when it happens. The worst is when you think the cleanup is going well and rhen you get some poo on your hand when you least expect it and think where the hell did that come from?!
Response for MD Dan
The question you asked about workers in your house pooping in your toilet during their visit. This happened to me just a couple of weeks ago and resulted in an argument for the couple I had agreed to babysit for. Mom thinks the position of the couple, especially the husband, is kind of extreme. At least the couple took their fight outside as they went to their car, although I could hear most of it from the window of the bathroom where I sat for my crap.
I had taken a laxative that morning just before my 1st hour class. It had been 3 days since I last crapped, I felt bloated. So I skipped lunch and instead sat and tried to get things going. I changed positions. After my muted pee (I lay 2 strips of toilet paper on the water to drown out the noise because back in middle school I was bullied for having a "fire hose)" I gave up on my crap. I tried another time during last hour class but all I could force out was 2 m&m size pieces. All of the toilets were taken after school and I had to practically run to my babysitting job. I wanted to make a good impression.
So here I was seated in their bathroom, window halfway open on top of their bathtub, and I could hear my crap, soft, thanks to the lax, churning in my gut. With a small effort on my part, I emptied in less than a minute, and I flushed before beginning my wipe. I do that at school and other public places too. I don't want to be known as a clogger. It also keeps the smell down. While I was doing that I could hear the couple's argument continuing. He told his wife she was raised "aloof" to the germs kids bring home with them from school. Apparently I was probably bringing some disease in for their 8 year old to catch. Their argument continued as I flushed the toilet a third time. I wonder what they thought when they realized I had heard their argument.
Thursday, October 24, 2024
How important is privacy when you need to poop?
Very. Ideally I don't want anyone around when I need a poo. If I have to use a public toilet I'll usually try to find one that's quiet. If someone else is in there I normally try to wait until they leave so I can let it out in peace.
Have you ever pooped in a public toilet with the toilet door open?
I've only ever seen one ever in my life with no door on the cubicle, but I absolutely did not use it.
Do you find the stink in a public toilet tiresome or merely inevitable?
It is inevitable but I do still think it's really gross. Also I find it really embarrassing if it's my stink and someone else is in there. The thought of someone using the toilet after me and smelling it is mortifying.
Do you regularly count the turds in your average bowel movement? If so, how many turds are there?
It can vary but normally it's 2 or 3.
Do you produce floating or sinking turds?
Mine often sink.
Do you regularly get skidmarks in your underclothes? (be honest)
I do, because of holding it to get home a lot of the time.
Do you do a courtesy flush after the first few turds have fallen?
If I'm at home, yeah, to try to not stink up the bathroom. In public I obviously do to try to prevent smells.
Have you ever written graffiti on the doors of public toilets? If so were the graffiti texts or drawings? (You do not need to give any details)
Not that I can rememberDenise
To Marley
Hi Marley, I'm sorry to hear about your accident! I've had a fair few in my time and I completely understand the feeling you describe. Once you have pooped your pants it feels like a life altering event somehow, and it's hard to make sense of. Like any other difficult life event, somehow the feelings will fade or become less painful over time. Also, you are most definitely not alone. Almost everyone has an accident at least once in their adult life, if not maybe everyone? I've described on this site how a particularly gruesome accident with big clean up like yours made me rethink some things in my life. Sounds like for you it was a one off, but if you want a silver lining at least you have learned something about how your body responds to laxatives, which is useful information to have. I hope that helps, but in any case I'm sending lots of empathy your way!Catherine
Two More Replies
Jenny: You mentioned about having diarrhea in your pants. Yes, that has happened quite a few times with stomach bugs and I have had a few accidents in which I did the whole diarrhea load in my pants. It is so gross and embarrassing! But, yes, having a firm, solid poop in your panties is much different. It is like you described when you hold it as long as you can but, unlike what you experienced, you don;t make it to the toilet in time. It's a feeling like none other than I've had before. I guess that's why I think about it a lot. You lose control and the mass just spreads into a heavy lump or mass. I would never encourage you to do it on purpose. It doesn't work (I've done that a time or two). Only a genuine solid accident will give you this feeling. (Does this make up for honestly not ever getting skidmarks?)
Mina: Thank you always for your kind words! Beth is much better! Thank you for relating about men's poops vs women's poops. I hope you and the three crushes are doing well! It's always good to hear from you!
Love to all!
Catherine!Nicole H.
Reply to Hazel
I while ago Hazel asked if anyone has experiences wetting or messing themselves at haunted houses during Halloween.
I had such an incident a year ago in a haunted house. The whole haunted house was very scary and I can't remember what exactly was so scary that it made me leak. But at one point, I accidentally peed a little in my pants. There was a wet spot about 15 centimeters across on my pants. I was wearing tight blue jeans so it was quite clearly visible. What's even worse, I had to take a public transport to get home, and let me tell you it was embarrassing to get on a bus with a wet spot on my pants. Later I however found the whole incident funny and was able to laugh it off.Gregg
Hi Shayna
Welcome! Great story
Just a question, did you flush your anaconda or just leave it?
Look forward to all the great storiesCatherine
Happy Birthday to Me!
Hi Toiletstool!
I don't have much time but I wanted to drop in on my birthday (Tuesday, 10-22) to say thank you to all the wonderful people who make this forum a safe space to talk about a subject that is not easily discussed in person!
I'm 44 today!
And, I got 44 off to a great start with a really big poop this morning! It was still on the softer side, making a pretty thick pile in the middle of the toilet. I used the washlet and wiped fresh and clean to start the day!
We celebrated over the weekend but we are having dinner out tonight as a family! I hope that everyone is well!
Love to all!
Catherine!Jenny
Jenny T
- Welcome! I am not the first and only Jenny here! I actually went by skidmarked in seattle initially until I revealed my name so readers could see me beyond my dirty underwear as posted more. When you remembered your thong skidmarks, it's funny how sexy those panties are ( for the wearer and a lucky person who gets to see it) but a lot of the times they are very...vulnerable and revealing...and I'm not talking about the cheeks... It is kind of silly. I kind of appreciate my thongs more with that thought as more of my peers are wearing them less! I have found recently my non thongs get worse skids than my thongs at times due to my butt shape. Also those high school skids are no joke. We had the single square dispenser that got your hands dirty and kept you butt dirty as well. And the time constraints you have pooping in high school! Probably more skidmarked thongs in the locker rooms after sports practice than most would admit!
Shayna-
I have seen some posts on social media about the specific phenomenon of having to poop at a Barnes a& Noble. Is it all the coffee and reading? I have seen also in reference to shopping at Marshalls and Target, but Barnes and Noble is pretty common too. I have had some good BM in B & N's but it's been about 10 years. I wish there were still more of the m around. I can definitely relate to the large anaconda that doesn't need a push and feels so good to fill up the bowel. I learned to courtesy flush not only become of the amount of poop, but it usually requires a lot of toilet paper. I remember having an anaconda poop and wiping 15 times and still getting a skidmark on my white thong...well. its a white thong that I had to clean without looking with thin paper so what would I expect...but I was still embarrassed to find it (reflexively until I think of the logic of cleaning ourselves with toilet paper and wearing thongs)
Skidmarked from Columbia
-You are right on the nose ! Those are the most surprising skids when you wipe clean! Sometimes those are worse than when I think I wiped myself poorly in a rush or really really thin toilet paper , then there is the drunk wipe ( right random girl......It's been a while since I had one of those..
Chakamami
- I didn't mean Catherine's friend Beth was seriously sick. I remember she did not feel well after being constipated then passing the big stool..Most of my stools are comfortable but I have had the big poops that hurt if I poop once a day or less.
Catherine
- I thought of you yesterday. I kind of did a "butt kegal" on the toilet to really feel how good poop was: I sat on the toilet and sat for a minute holding my poop even though I was safe on the toilet! I had to deep breath to keep the log in. I timed myself because the minute felt like an eternity. But once my phone timer got to a minute I let my cheeks go!- "crackle, crackle, splash, moan!" Like Shayna I was alone so I let out a semi involuntary moan! IT felts so good, One of my 5 turds I dedicated to you sis! wish I could post a picture to you.
LC
- When I used to bike to work, I learned to stop wearing light colored underwear. To me, bicycling leads to instant skids!. I am intrigued when I notice a beautiful clean looking women pooping in the locker room, then she gets on a stationary bike.
I filled out my own wiping survey and I filled in the empty questions in ALL CAPS
Wiping survey-
1. Do wipe sitting or standing ( or in-between) MOSTLY STANDING WITH SOMETIME A SQUAT. AFTER DIARRHEA I WILL WIPE SITTING DOWN
2. Do you bunch the toilet paper or fold ( so something else) I WAS A BUNCHER THOUGH COLLEGE. I BECAME A FOLDER WHEN AS I BECAME MORE MINDFUL OF USING RESOURCES. PLUH I WANTED TO MINIMIZE CLOGGING TOILETS AS I STARTED DATING AND POOPING AT BOYFRIENDS HOMES
3a. Do you use anything besides tp ( bidet, wet wipes, unwipe, toilet mirror) to enhance wiping -WET WIPES AT HOME, I HAVE USED A BIDET AT A COUPLE HOTELS AND THEY FEEL FANTISTIC. I HAVE SEEN AN AD FOR AN "UNWIPE" AND I AM INTRIGED
3b. How long have you used "enhanced wiping?" SINCE ABOUT 2010 BUT NOT WITH EVERY POOP
3c. Have use noticed cleaner underwear, less body odor, or any other improvements since starting "enhanced wiping" ( unless you are Catherine, you probably took a huge poop before volleyball practice, got all sweaty, had a huge wedgie, and had spotless white panties when you undressed..haha. I have seen some clean white panties in the locker room..yoy gals amaze me...hahaha)- OH YES I HAVE TESTED WHITE THONGS AND WHITE PANTIES AND ENHANCED WIPING WORKS. I HAVE STILL GOTTEN A SMALL SKID EVEN USING WET WIPES BUT THAT WAS AT THE END OF THE DAY
4. What type of underwear did you last get a skidmark in?
LIGHT BLUE BOYSHORTS
5. Have you ever gotten poop on your hand wiping? A COUPLE TIMES A YEAR. USUALLY WHEN I AM POOPING ON A PLANE OR A PORTAPOTTY
Jessica
Question for Shayna and welcome!
Hi Shayna, welcome have some questions if you dont mind.
1) I know you hadn't pooped in 3 days, and was wondering if that's normal?
2) How often do you usually have to poop?
3) What size are your poops usually?
4) If you don't mind me asking how tall are you and how many pounds? I'm 5'8'' and about 160 lbs myself.
5) What color hair and eyes?
6) Did you come close to clogging the toilet?
Thanks
Jessica!!
Princess Toadstool Peach
Building a Compost DIY Toilet/having a Big Poo Afterwards!!!
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am dressed in my short sleeve shirt and shorts bottomless today along with my friends Bethany Mild, Princess Zelda and Princess Rosalina and we are building a compost DIY toilet for my friend Bethany Mild. All we had to do was follow the steps how to make one. Step 1 - Build the wooden box, Step 2 - Cut a hole in the center of the plywood piece, Step 3 - Paint or stain the box (optional), Step 4 - Add the urine separator (optional), Step 5 - Attach the toilet seat, Step 6 - Build legs for the wooden box and Step 7 - Place the bucket inside the structure. Now that I finished making it along with my friends I really had to make a big poo emptying my dump waste. So I asked Bethany if I could use it and she agreed. So I got inside, locked the door, walked over to the DIY Compost toilet, lifted the lid, pulled down my shorts to my ankles, gave my bottom a little wiggle and sit myself down adjusting myself and squatting to myself. While I was waiting I read one of Bethany's all time favourite books all about how my waste dump can help the flowers grow. Amusing! Then before I knew it I began slowly feel my business crackle and ooze coming out. It smelt awful but it came out before I could say Holy sh…"PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK PLOOP PLOP SPLASH!!!" I finally pooed a lot! Don't know how these things flush. But hopefully I can figure it out one or two ways possible. In the meantime I gotta wipe my behind front and back till the brown leaves town. Hahahah. Bye bye now. Whew! Kinda makes me wish I wasn't allergic to air freshener otherwise I totally spray some right now. That stuff gives me the most terrible rashes and hives you know.Max the Swiss gent
Answering poop/pee/fart survey
1A. When was the last time you pooped?
This morning, six and a half hours ago.
1B. When was the most memorable time you pooped?
I guess somewhere in my teens when I had to poop in school all day and just made it to the restroom last minute. A pretty close call
2A. When was the last time you peed?
Two hours ago.
2B. When was the most memorable time you peed?
Can't really remember. But I can tell that as a little boy who grew up on the farm I peed on some obscure places, I sometimes even pooped outside. No big deal for me.
3A. When was the last time you farted?
Just right now.
3B. When was the most memorable time you farted?
Can't remember. But I can that both me and my wife have smelly farts.
4. When was the last time you got a skid mark?
Just this morning after pooping. Lol.
4B. When was the most memorable time you got a skid mark?
Good question.
Princess Toadstool Peach
Apples always helps making a Huge Thick Poo + Lots of Wee!!!
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am once again seated upon my white porcelain toilet throne with my panties down to my ankles and reading the newspaper while I release my bowels and empty my bladder. I relax as I sat looking pretty sure of myself and then I feel a crackle and my bottom slowly oozing out a brown thick big poo. It smells terrible but I'm sure I can get it out of there in no time flat. I hope! Soon in no time at all I begin pooing my waste dump out of there. "PFFFFFFFFTTT PAAAAARRRPPPP CRACKLE-PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK PLOP PLOOP SPLASH!!!" No wonder those delicious fibre filled apples did the trick releasing my BM bowels but that's not all. I also need to wee. So I urinate it all out of there before I think about wetting myself "TSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssshhhhhh dripdripdrop!!" Man that pee didn't take long tinkling out of my bladder. Once I finished I am completely peed and pooed out. I then grab some toilet paper and wipe my vagina between my legs and then my bottom front and back until finally I get off the toilet, pull my panties up, pull my royal dress down and then I…WOW Jeepers cripes that is a huge thick brown poo I just made. It smells terrible and in all my years being a blogger on this website I have never EVER pooed out a larger thicker turd like this before. Well doesn't matter. "FLUUUUUSSSSSSSsssssshhhh!!!" Whew I thought I never get that down. Oh well time to wash my hands: OK that's all for today everyone I'll see you next time. Bye bye now.
To Shayna
Shayna liked your story about pooping at Barns & Noble sounds like you dropped a full load. I dropped a deuce yesterday it was huge it almost clogged the toilet! Lol looking forward to seeing more posts from you! My name is Austin by the way!
Catherine
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Jenny: Hi SIS! Yes, that was me! Alan and the kids are gone and I decided that I would push really hard while sitting on a wooden chair. It was loud and long! I love those types of farts! And thank you for the hug ten years later. I was mortified but at least it was a good poop! Yes, we continue to sell Poopourri at the pharmacy. It sells pretty well, although I think some people are embarrassed to purchase it! Did I understand you correctly that you used to think your butt was the reason for your big poops? I always thought my body type was the reason for my significant output, along with diet. As the new Jenny T indicates, diet may have more to do with it. But I am glad that I do big poops. I would not have it any other way.
I know we will only ever know each other from the forum but I look forward to the banter, your stories and just send prayers and good vibes that you'll have an amazing life!
Oh, and I have some really form fitting jeans and a white blouse, with a gray jacket and my hair in my signature pony tail...ready for a day at the pharmacy!
Also, I had a really good poop just about 30 minutes ago. It was soft and made a huge pile in the toilet that came up over the water - formed, but still a pile!
Here's your survey:
1. Do wipe sitting or standing ( or in-between). I wipe sitting, front to back.
2. Do you bunch the toilet paper or fold ( so something else). Bunch it.
3a. Do you use anything besides tp ( bidet, wet wipes, unwipe, toilet mirror) to enhance wiping
3b. How long have you used "enhanced wiping?" I've used Charmin all my life. I've had the washlit bidet for several years now. I've always used flushable wipes and Charmin to go when I poop away from home (since childhood).
3c. Have use noticed cleaner underwear, less body odor, or any other improvements since starting "enhanced wiping" ( unless you are Catherine, you probably took a huge poop before volleyball practice, got all sweaty, had a huge wedgie, and had spotless white panties when you undressed..haha. I have seen some clean white panties in the locker room..yoy gals amaze me...hahaha)
4. What type of underwear did you last get a skidmark in? You know the answer to that!!! Haha!
5. Have you ever gotten poop on your hand wiping? Yes (blushing). It doesn't happen often since the bidet, but yes I have probably many times (maybe 1/15 poops).
Jenny T: Welcome to the forum! I applaud your diet and I am grateful that anything I shared may have been helpful to you. And enjoy your poops! If they feel good to you then there's no shame in looking forward to them! I wish I could do three a day like you. But two seems to be my sweet spot!.
Shayna: So glad that you had a really relieving poop! Welcome!
MD Dan: We are always prepared to have guests poop in our "powder room." We purposely told our builders that we wanted that bathroom to be a little off our family room and to do what they could to make sure that it was private. We have air fresheners and Poopourri in that bathroom that guests can use. We want to make it as comfortable a space for pooping as possible! I think you handled an awkward situation well! I hope you are well and I would love to hear more about the woman you are dating. Happy for you!
STREAKS: I hope that you are well. I'm enjoying your stories! I found some older ones from a couple of years ago and loved the story about the time your wife and her sister pooped at the same time!
Pete: Here's your survey!
How important is privacy when you need to poop? It is very important to me. I was an only child and I never had to share a bathroom. I love having Alan in the bathroom and I've shared a bathroom with my friend "Beth." But I prefer privacy when possible.
Have you ever pooped in a public toilet with the toilet door open? No. Never.
Do you find the stink in a public toilet tiresome or merely inevitable? Inevitable. I mean we all do it so why should I be upset with a smell.
Do you regularly count the turds in your average bowel movement? If so, how many turds are there? Sometimes there's one long thick one, maybe with a couple of small pieces. Sometimes they break apart into multiple ones, like 3-4. Sometimes they make a pile.
Do you produce floating or sinking turds? Most of the time they sink but I've had a few floaters.
Do you regularly get skidmarks in your underclothes? (be honest) No. And I am being honest. I have a Washout type bidet and I use Charmin to wipe until clean.
Do you do a courtesy flush after the first few turds have fallen? No. I like to see the whole thing.
Have you ever written graffiti on the doors of public toilets? If so were the graffiti texts or drawings? (You do not need to give any details) No. I've never done that.
I hope everyone is doing well and dooing well!
Love to all!
Catherine!
Tuesday, October 22, 2024
Shayna
Birthing an anaconda in a Barnes & Noble bathroom
Hi, my name is Shayna. I'm 22, and work at a Barnes & Noble in New Hampshire. On Wednesday morning, I was at work and after a couple hours, began feeling a serious need to shit. Like, real bad. My load wasn't touching my panties but it was close. I hadn't pooped since Sunday morning, and I knew this impending dump was probably my parents' Sunday dinner finally preparing to make its exit. My break wasn't until noon and I began to despair that I might not make it. Luckily, I have excellent sphincter muscles and when 12:00 finally arrived I dashed to the the ladies (the employee restroom was occupied) and went into the stall at the very end near the wall. I hurriedly undid my belt, unzipped my jeans and pulled my panties down with them as my ass hit the seat. I didn't have to push much-this thing was coming out regardless. My asshole stretched wide and I leaned over and spread my cheeks to make my enormous bowel movement easier to pass. It felt like it went on forever and when it finally broke off and splashed into the bowl, I moaned loudly with relief (thankfully, no one else was in there) and was reaching for the TP when I felt more inside me! I spread my cheeks again and the last dregs were squeezed out, some smaller and softer turds. I gave my dump a quick, hard blast of piss and at long last, I was done. I wiped, and stood to inspect my creation. The main turd curled around the bowl in a horseshoe shape, nearly two inches thick I guessed, and perhaps 17 inches long, dark brown and smooth with some bumpy ridges near the end. The smaller pieces were about two inches each. I felt euphoric, like a new woman. I pulled my panties and jeans back up, washed my hands, and, feeling much relieved and relaxed now, went outside to chat with a coworker I've grown close to-and I have a past story with her I'll be sharing later.Sandra
Reply to Norm
Thanks for your response, it is reassuring to know I am not alone. As you say, when you got to go you got to go. There is no logical reason why the nearest toilet being a public one should be an issue.
Thanks also for your comments on wiping in a similar way to me, following my post from nearly a year ago.
Sandra
LC
Quick Story and Survey Answers
It has been a while since I last posted, but not due to a shortage of things that may be interesting to some people here.
About two months ago, I was struck with some kind of stomach flu that gave me constant diarrhea for three days. I often don't experience diarrhea and it's usually just once or twice when it does happen. This was different. It was three days of constant need. I was in the bathroom every time I ate or drank something other than water. At first, it was nice to feel cleaned out but then it became a bit of a burden. I guess the highlight would be that I took some anti-diarrhea medicine on the evening of the second day. That seemed to calm things until about mid-morning of the third day when I had multiple huge releases in one session. It was a lot. I was shocked by the amount in the bowl. Surprisingly, it suddenly cleared up by the morning of the fourth day, no lingering effects. My heart sincerely goes out to those who struggle with this condition on a regular basis due to IBS, Crohn's, food sensitivities or otherwise.
Survey Responses:
1A. When was the last time you pooped?
This morning, about two hours ago.
1B. When was the most memorable time you pooped?
The most memorable ones are a combination of when they are especially large and fragrant, paired with an inconvenient or embarrassing situation. The last time that happened was about five weeks ago. I was on a vacation and travel tends to cause some irregularity. I had some plumbing challenges earlier in the week at the vacation rental. Later in the week, I found myself at a hotel café when the urge struck. It had been a couple days, and I passed an especially larger movement that wouldn't flush. I thought I was in the clear but then another man came into the multi-stall bathroom, as I washed my hands. The bathroom clearly reeked and I think he accidentally went into my stall. I quickly left before I could see his reaction.
2A. When was the last time you peed?
An hour ago.
2B. When was the most memorable time you peed?
There have been two times in my life where I waited far too long to go and then found myself in a situation where I couldn't go. My bladder literally felt like a wobbly, jiggly water balloon and I had some concern that it would pop. Thankfully, I found relief, once in an alleyway behind the train station, and I couldn't believe how much I went. It seemed like minutes of release, and I am not normally someone who has volumes of pee.
3A. When was the last time you farted?
I farted when I peed about an hour ago.
3B. When was the most memorable time you farted?
I tend to have strong smelling gas. In 7th grade, I passed some in the hallway before I walked into class. Unfortunately, it followed me and most of the other students were already seated. It didn't take them long to figure out it was me, including my crush. They all rushed to the window pretending they couldn't breathe, and even the teacher couldn't play it down. The only one who acted maturely was this one girl, a friend of mine named Nikki.
Coincidentally about a year later Nikki passed me in this dead-end hallway where I was filling my water bottle at the water fountain. She rushed into the women's room at the end of hall, and I soon smelled a very strong poo smell after she passed by. I didn't know if it was a fart or something more, but it was strong. It made me wonder if that was the reason why she could bear my fart, as hers seemed very strong also.
4. When was the last time you got a skid mark?
A few weeks ago, I was on a long bike ride and my stomach was still a bit upset even though I had already pooped earlier in the morning. I noticed a small skid once I changed out of sweaty bike shorts, likely from farting during the ride.
4B. When was the most memorable time you got a skid mark?
Any time someone else sees them. I try to be fastidious about cleaning, so it doesn't happen often.
Jenny
Norm,
-When I finish wiping, I usually stand and wipe between my crack and finish with my front. IF I am really messy Ill kind of bend over a little more. If I am in a hurry, Ill wipe bent over. I am not sure how I transitioned to this from wiping leaned over. I have thought about how standing smashers the poop between my good-sized cheeks (size 6 but my booty looks size 8?) .
Random Girl
-I hear you girl, and I've been there!!! You are not alone! I have wiped poorly drunk, and I think a few other ladies have posted about that here. When I am around women, especially pretty women who are drunk I wonder if they get as streaky as I found myself after drinking when I was younger. I remember a few of the hottest women at bars pooping up a storm at bars and clubs then seeing them being hit on by guys!!! Once gal I heard pooping I noticed her date was holding her butt after she came out of the bathroom and I giggled a bit
Chakamami
- you gals are sweet! Aligato gozaimasu! I know it sounds rude being called "Streaks", but my husband and I have a dark sense of humor, and he knows when to tease me when I am up for the joke and laugh myself. There are times I would be more sensitive and he is good about not joking with me then. It helped when he called be streaks, I had clean dark pretty panties on! We both laughed. He was king about my dirty underwear but I know we was enjoying the sexy underwear I was wearing at the time. He does not call me "streaks" in public or very often.
Marley
- you have had a tough year!. My heart and prayers are with you!. Please see my previous post this last month about my spiel about pooping one's pants. I am glad you have good supportive friends. An accident like this and as a nurse practitioner, I am more worried about your illness than the side effect of soiling yourself. Even if you made it to a toilet let, feeling sick is no joke! unless you are laughing with them, no one should be laughing at you about messing yourself. And if you can't laugh at your self about that, I understand. I am someone I like to not take myself too seriously but sometimes we have to. It helps if people share similar stories, in real life and virtually here! I hope you stay safe and have a better fall/winterSkidmarked from Columbia
Replies
Jenny- From what I remember, you wipe until clean but come back to the bathroom for just a pee butt (pun intended) you find the toilet paper dirty. This's why your underwear gets skid marks and poop stains. I don't believe that's only why. What it is is your butt hole can't fully control your poop and let's a little out. Or there's a secret compartment in your butt you can't wipe or maybe you can butt (pun intended) you wouldn't notice.
And haha I was on Instagram listening to my Apostle and she was talking about politics said the word poop! It's funny when a beautiful Christian woman says the word POOP!!!Jenny
one more post today
Yep it's a slow day at work today. The moderator and Catherine might be getting tired of me haha.
Catherine- I looked up page 2414! I remember reading that story 10 years ago and forgot until now! Now that I "know" you even better, I wanted to give you a hug when you started to cry (did YOU just fart?...I did too) Part of my insecurities pooping, with and skidmarks was my butt shape and size, which would be much more appreciated these days based on social media influencers these days. Today I am 5"5" 135 and I was even 5-10 lbs thinner in my teen's and 20's and was insecure about my butt!. Nobody ever told me big booty equals big poop...But that literally was my nightmare. I would have bawled!
I got sucked into reading more of the posts back then. Catherine on page 2407 you were asking about " Poo-pouri!" Based on my social media, that product is still growing strong!
Thank you for the blast from the past, reading about you and Victoria B. (trying the toilet sitting backwards on 2406) from 10 years ago, pre Alan and Robyn!!! I'm sure you are both as beautiful and young as you were 10 years ago!
In case anyone is wondering, I am wearing orange boyshorts. I'm going to need to poop , and I know the toilet paper here is 1ply so I will probably be...
-Skidmarked in SeattleMD Dan
Huge Poop At A Client's House
Hey everyone! Great posts recently, love to read them all! I have a new story from today and a question afterwards.
In case you aren't aware, I work in the construction industry. I'm not usually going out into the field anymore, but on rare occasions I'll need to meet with a client at their home. Today was one of those occasions. I normally poop in the mornings but I had a very busy morning right from the start today, with several meetings and some fires that needed to be put out so I didn't have a chance to go. The urge eventually went away and I needed to head out to an appointment at a client's house. On my way, I stopped to grab a quick bite and a coffee, finished it up in my car, and headed to the appointment. The client is a nice 40-something woman, mid-length brown hair with some brown-grey streaks on either side around her temples and moving up towards the her peak, slim figure and very friendly
So as I pull into the driveway, I'm starting to feel the need to poop again. I farted a little in the car and in the driveway to relieve some pressure before getting into her house but it really just made things worse. I meet with her inside and we're walking around the house, my urge is pretty strong but I think the meeting won't take very long. I was completely wrong. She had a lot of questions and wanted to see a lot of examples of things. Don't get me wrong, she was very nice and that's what I was there for, but it was just bad timing for me. At one point, I was showing her some things on my tablet and started getting a cramp so bad that my hand holding the tablet started to shake. I quickly shrugged it off and switched hands, knowing I'd need to poop very soon.
Now normally, I have pooping in a client's house down to a science. Typically they'll let me be for a little bit to check things out on my own and that's when I'll wait a few minutes, then politely ask to use the restroom, do my thing, and then move on with my work, the client completely unaware (and usually uninterested) in how long I took or what I did in the bathroom. This woman, however, wanted to be with me the entire time. She was completely within her prerogative to do so, but it made things much more awkward for me. The two times I HATE having to ask to use the restroom, especially to poop, are either right when I arrive, or right before I leave so unfortunately, I'd have to just ask right in the middle of things on this occasion. I found the most natural-feeling spot in our conversation (during a transition between rooms as we walked past the restroom and when she had no questions at the time) and I finally just asked, "I'm sorry, would you mind if I used your restroom?" She said, "Oh, no! Not at all! Please!" and gestured to the small powder room off the foyer in the short hallway.
The entire foyer was tiled and the space echoed a lot so I was really hoping for a quiet poop. I set my tablet down and went into the bathroom. I didn't hear her walk away at all, so now I was going to poop with this woman about 10 feet from the bathroom in a space that echoed...great. lol I lower my pants and have a seat, immediately letting out a small fart. A massive log, about two feet long and smooth, slowly crackled out of me and into the toilet, right into the drain, sticking up out of the water some. Fortunately, it was very quiet and the clean-up was minimal, taking a total of about two and half minutes (still long enough for her to know what I was doing). I flushed, washed my hands, and came out of the bathroom.
The woman was still near the bathroom, but she had actually gotten a little closer, maybe only 7 feet away now. She was facing the bathroom, tapping on her phone, and looked up when I came out, smiling at me. I was half expecting her to ask how everything went, but thankfully she only smiled and said, "Ah! All set? Ready to move on to the family room?" I said, "Yes, thank you! Sorry about that." She said, "Don't worry about it! Sometimes you just gotta go!" and gave me a big smile as she turned around. We moved on and that was the end of it. I felt so much more relaxed after that, I wished I had just asked earlier!
Now for my question. I'm very curious to know all of your feelings about a stranger (more or less) coming over to your house for work/business/etc. and then having to poop while they're there. Does it bother or annoy you? Are you completely fine with it? Do you almost wish that would happen? Let me know! Thanks and take care!
Sunday, October 20, 2024
Jenny T
Intro and Replies
Hi Everyone my name's Jenny, but i'm going to use Jenny T because there seems to be another one here already. A little bit about me first. I'm a 19 year old girl going to university in the UK, currently sharing a house with 3 of the friends i've made in first year. The only problem being we've just got the one loo. I'm about 5'4 and 70kgs so I have a little meat on the bone haha. I've got light brown hair that finishes just above my shoulders, blue eyes and some decent 'assets' as some people might say, but also a bit of a belly lol.
I switched to a vegan diet (mostly) a couple of years back now to try and do my part for the environment and it made me change the way I viewed having a poo: Its one of the finest pleasures in life. This diet makes me go around 3 times a day: once in the morning before i go out, once around lunchtime or when i finish classes for the day and once more after dinner and they're really big every time. However in my school days this meant I spent a lot of time pooing in the school loos which wasn't the nicest, but helped me become a lot more open about my bowel movements.
It's so cool seeing a community that love the deed just as much as i've learned to and after lurking for some time i've decided i need to join in too. Though i'm not sure what kind of story you guys would like so i'll try and thing of something for later. But for now i'll send some replies
Catherine: i've been reading your stories on here for about a year ago and our poos are really similar. I remember trying some diet advice you made on a very old post now to take bigger poos and it totally works for me! Its nice to see someone who's been on here a while still posting
Janet: Outdoor number twos just feel so much better. How do you poop outside? So you sit on something or squat down?
Random Girl: God i've done the exact same thing. If I was so drunk I couldn't wipe properly I dread to imagine what I did to that poor toilet
Marley: It's concerningly easy to have an accident with a Laxative. The urge just hits you out of nowhere and you've barely got time to get your knickers off. I have a similar story from my school days.
Anna from Austria: Alcohol never used to do that to me, but now on every single girls night out or in I need to sneak away to have a loose and gassy poo. I don't think they've caught on yet though!
Sandra: I relate to your story so much. After my diet change learning to poo at school made my life so much more comfortable and relaxing. I would actually argue it's better than at home because the seat countour and the cutouts they have at the front for easier wiping access. I think i would rather use a clean public toilet than my own
And now to answer some questions:
Curious
When was the last time you pooped and found out you did not have any toilet paper?
This actually happened to me a few weeks ago on a campus building.I had a bit of a stomach ache so i decided to drop a load before I went home but I was so desperate i forgot to check. Almost the moment my knickers and jeans were around my ankles a soft load fired out of me before i could sit down fully. It settled down almost right away but then i realised there was no tp at all
Did you wipe with something else?
Normally i use a sock or even my knickers. But on this day i had no socks on because of the heat and the panties were almost new.
Were you able to rinse in the shower just after?
No, but I intended too
If you had to just pull up your underwear, how did the rest of your day go?
I knew i made the wrong call the moment I pulled them up as I felt poo squash against me. I was glad I was going straight home but walking sucked because i could feel like little lining of poo spreading: I was so paranoid others could hear it as I walked/ I opted to stand on the bus on the way back to avoid anymore damage and I heard an older woman complain about the smell. The moment i walked in the door the knickers went straight in the bin and I had the best shower of my year so far. I'm gladI had finished at lunch so my housemates weren't around to see my absolutely enormous skidmark!
Still Curious
1A When was the last time you pooped?
About 3 hours ago on campus before I came home
1B When was the most memorable time you pooped?
I would have to say all the outdoor poos I had when we went camping in Scotland. That's a very long story but the views as well as how easy squatting made it to go make them really special poops to me haha
2A When was the last time you peed?
Probably the same as when I pooed
2B When was the most memorable time you peed?
I had to go off the edge of our rental boat in Portugal one time, but there's a lot of other times like me going in a plastic bottle while I was stuck in traffic (a girl's gotta go!)
3A When was the last time you farted?
Just now. I have really bad gas and I can never work out why. I feel another one brewing
3B When was the most memorable time you farted?
Back when I was in sixth form I let out an SBD during a chemistry lesson because I couldn't do my afternoon poo and I had a coffee at lunch. The smell was so bad they had to turn on the extraction fan which we normally used during experiments. I was mortified
4A When was the last time you had a skid mark?
Probably in the story I mentioned above, though I don't always notice if its a smaller one. I rarely ever get skid marks how does it happen to you guys?
4B Most memorable skid mark?
This is definitely one of my low points but the first time I wore a tbong - I must have been about 16 - I was in a rush having a poo at school before my bus home and I rushed the wiping job. The thong was meant to make me feel attractive but the itchy bum on the way home and the big mark when i took it off said otherwise!
Well I'm going to leave it there for now because I feel it's already too long haha sorry I'm just very excited to be here! Hope you all have wonderful poos!
Jenny T
STEPHEN.P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Thursday set off for a journey to Amroth in whales I travelled on the motorway for three hours then pulled into the services and had a wee in the THETFORD 66 POTTIE.One hour later I stopped at the services for lunch ,ham sandwiches apples and a flask of coffee .I had another wee before continuing my journey I drove for thirty miles then needed to have a NUMBER TOO
so pulled into a layby down with jogging bottoms and pants and sat on the pottie had a wee and a bowel movement ,the first since MONDAY afternoon outside the greenhouse in squat position ,I wiped dressed then continued my journey.
Thursday night I stopped in a layby on the A40 had a wee twice during the night and a wee when I woke at 7am I had a bowl of weetabix then sat on the pottie and had a NUMBER TOO I tided the van then started to drive home with one stop for a wee .
when I arrived home emptied the pottie .Thunder
An Update
Chakamami. Thanks for your response …. Loved it ! To JW would loved to had been there when your mother was bearing down . Know the feeling well . Yesterday went to the massage therapist ( not my toilet therapist) my massage therapist is located in a busy shopping centre. And she was massaging mg colon and a flinched a little with pain. Her English is limited. And she said " it painful " I replied that I had not been to the toilet for a while and asked her to keep massaging hard , which she did . As the conclusion of the massage I was so stiff but after paying I had a bit of an urge and thought I should head yob the toilets to park my bottom and get some relief . There were four cubicles but only one vacant . I sat , grunted and strained and got a barely average result noting most of the poo was still in me . Certainly all the attendees ( unless they were deaf) woukd have heard me loud and clear. I tried to wipe but did not have the flexibility to do much . Came home and had a good shower to finish the clean up . Have not had a poo since despite taking my laxative last night . Spoke to my doctor about my bowel problems and it might be my neurological condition but I am off to see the gastroenterologist in November . I was just processing my inability to wipe and maybe I should take my portable bidet with me in a shopping bag to conceal same .? As stated in my previous post I am entitled under government funding to have a support worker and part of duties is to attend to toilet needs . How woukd you all feel about this ? ThunderJohn H
Replies and recent poops
Hey all.
@Catherine. Hey and thanks for the reply. I understand regarding your position on preferring to be watched by Alan. First and foremost, the feeling of the poo coming out is enjoyable. Experiencing those enjoyable feelings and being able to share the vulnerability of those moments with someone you trust adds to that. So when the situation is reversed, it's still nice but not on the same level as when you are the one doing the pooping.
I also get where you are coming from regarding the photos you and Beth sometimes share. It's more of a laugh between friends,and look at the size of this than anything else.
@STEREAKS. Thanks for the info on your wives log. A banana is a good description and I appreciated all the details you included. It sounded like a thick log overall.
It was also great to read your account of pooping while your wife was in the bathroom with you. I have done this and you captured the slight moment of hesitation before letting go so well. There is always that element of the unknown, what will it sound like, will it smell bad,type thoughts that go through your mind. It gets easier the more you do it though and it should help her relax and poop more freely when you happen to be in the bathroom too.
Looking forward to reading about her going after you finished.
Recent poops.
I do enjoy a well formed more solid poop and I have been having lots of those recently. Yesterday I paused working in the house and had what was a particularly long and thick poop that felt so good coming outs. The main log broke a couple of times as it slowly made its way out under its own weight. I then had to push to get another 2 logs out before wiping.
I had the door to the bathroom open as I was talking to my girlfriend about the work we were doing. She laughed about the smell. I sprayed some air freshener and I also done a flush in the middle of the poo to help with the smell and to not risk clogging the toilet.
I felt refreshed but due to the work the poo was rushed and I had 2 follow up poos latter in the evening.
The issue with the bigger logs lately is that they can sometimes stretch a little too much and can cause some minor pain after. I have some cream that I may need to use to help over the next few days as I don't want this issue to get worse. I will see how I feel today and go from there.
Any experience with this, do let me know.
That's it for now. Take care all.
John H.Tricky
An awkward poop while out paying bills
At the office I work at, lunch break had just started. I decided to use the time to pay some bills, and was going to be eating out today. On the way to the restaurant, I paid all bills except for my car insurance. Then I stopped at the restaurant and ate.
After eating, I had about 15 minutes to make it back to work. The place to pay for my car insurance was nearby in the same parking lot. As is most often the case shortly after each meal, I felt a need to poop as I was entering the office to pay my car insurance. I figured I could hold it until I got back to my workplace, not wanting to be late, as the drive would still take another 10 minutes.
Unfortunately, what I was expecting to be a fast transaction where I exchange money to the secretary to receive an updated proof of insurance and quickly get back to my car was not to be. The secretary, this cute, thin, curvy 20-something lady with radiant skin and black hair, was not present in her office chair as usual. About five feet from the secretary's desk was a closed door. I could see there was a light on inside.
*fwert* *plopt*
I then heard the unmistakable sound of toilet paper being rolled. The noises confirmed to me that someone was in there finishing up a dump.
As I waited, I could feel the pressure building on my sphincter and sensed a mass that was weightier than usual, probably because I didn't poop this morning after breakfast as I normally do. As I was standing there, my insides gurgled.
*rumple-rort-RAUR-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-t*
I heard more rolling of toilet paper, then a flush, then the sound of aerosol being sprayed, then a sink running.
The door opened, and sure enough, out came the secretary wearing a black dress that matched her figure well. She was rather surprised to see me standing in front of her desk waiting for her, and hastily flicked the light switch off and shut the door behind her. With an awkward smile of unconcealed embarrassment, she walked to her desk to sit down, then asking me,
Her: "How may I help you sweetie?"
Me: "I'm here to pay my car insurance."
Her: "Okay."
She looked up my information on the computer and gave me the total bill. As I was getting the money out of my wallet, my lower GI tract gurgled with the sounds of peristalsis so loud that she certainly heard it, an awkward smile failing to conceal her amusement at the sound. The sensation of pressure on my sphincter became too much for comfort. It was quickly becoming an emergency situation and I was no longer confident I was going to make it back to the office to poop. In the interest of avoiding an emergency need to find a toilet while driving, I decided I was going to go here.
As she was handing me my updated proof of insurance and change, I broached the question whose answer would determine whether the drive back to the office was going to be mundane, or highly uncomfortable.
Me: "May I use your restroom?"
With an awkward smile, she pointed to the door she just came out of,
Her: "It's right there. Go on ahead."
Me: "Thank you."
I walked to the door, opened it, and immediately noticed a feint smell of poop and air freshener. It was a small room the size of a handicap stall, with hand railing, a sink, and a sit down toilet. I turned on the light, shut and locked the door, and before sitting down, looked for a fan. There was no fan, unfortunately. Which meant that she was going to hear what I was about to do on the toilet.
I prepared myself to sit on the toilet and heard the door to the building open.
"How may I help you?"
The response was an older woman's voice. As they were initiating a transaction, I sat on the toilet with my pants and underwear all the way down, facing the door to the restroom. There was a large mirror on the door and I could watch myself pooping. A surprisingly large volume of poop started working its way out of my colon.
*pluftshlphshloot-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-POP-fluftshlupft*
It rapidly slid out leaving a warm, moist, waxy coating all over my butt. It was thick. Within about 10 seconds, it loudly dropped into the water below.
*ker-PLOONK*
Immediately following this, I felt the next turd to be a bit too thick for gravity to do the work for me and had to push to get it out. As I did the initial push, taking a bit of effort, a large volume of gas involuntarily forced itself through and echoed about the toilet bowl.
*pur-r-r-r-r-r-r-R-R-R-R-R-R-tlup-plat-crackle-plut*
Only after the gas exploded out could I feel the tip of the next turd start working its way out.
Immediately following this, I heard the older woman's voice cackling hysterically.
"Heavens! Did I just hear someone in the restroom?"
"I'm sorry about that. The walls in this building are paper thin."
They dropped the subject and continued with the transaction as another thick log of excrement crackled out of me, smearing itself against my butt cheeks on the way out. It was warm, thick, soft and malleable, but also sharp and jagged, giving a slightly painful tickling sensation on the way out.
*plooooft-shlupfphlugph-t-z-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z-t-z* *PLUNK*
I wasn't even in the room for 3 minutes by this point and was empty. I felt great. I started rolling the toilet paper and wiping, and it was messy. After about 10 passes, I still wasn't fully clean and decided to take advantage of the fact that a sink was nearby and wetted some toilet paper for the final wipe, which worked great. Much better than if I had pooped at my office Mens' room. I was finally cleaned up and pulled my pants up. In the toilet were two large light-brown logs each two-inches thick, each about a foot long. Luckily everything went down upon flushing without making a mess of the toilet bowl. The room reeked. I'd also had so many awkward pooping experiences by this point that after washing my hands, I wasn't the least bit embarrassed, and given that I was in there for at least 5 minutes, with the primary concern being making it back to work on time, without hesitation, I opened the door and exited the room ready to face an unavoidable audience to the noises I generated while using the toilet.
Standing by the desk was a customer, a slightly rotund lady in her 50s with poofy red hair and dark sunglasses. She looked at my face and blurted out,
"Oh wow! Aren't you a cute boy!"
I continued walking without comment, in a hurry to get back to work on time. As I opened the door to exit the building, she continued,
"No need to be shy kiddo. We all have bodily functions."
I briefly turned around. The secretary I paid my bill to looked at me with a knowing and nervous smile silently laughing with a closed mouth after the customer's comment, looking away from me out of embarrassment, while the older lady was studying me and smiling at me. They both knew without any doubt what I just did in that room, having heard every detail. I walked out to my car without comment, but also without the slightest sense of embarrassment in spite of the older lady seemingly trying to provoke it. This was not a new experience to me and I'd been through bowel events greatly more awkward and embarrassing than this, and felt nothing about the defecation session, but was a bit embarrassed that the old lady was flirting with me.
Six months later, I returned to pay the car insurance again. The same secretary was there and recognized me, greeting me with a nervous smile. I paid my bill. As she handed me my proof of insurance, she remarked, "I'm sorry if that customer embarrassed you last time."
Me: "I wasn't embarrassed."
Her: "Good. But if you ever need to use the restroom here for a #2 again, please spray some air freshener and shut the door after you leave."
Me: "I apologize if I stunk the place up."
Her: "I'm not judging you, but smells in this building linger and the walls don't hide any noises. The owner of this building is too cheap to install a ventilation fan."
Me: "I'll keep that in mind."
Her: "It is what it is."
She smiled at me as I left back to my car. I mentally added that restroom to my list of safe places to use a toilet if the need arises. There are better places, and worse places, to go. The nearby restaurant I like to eat at has a broken lock on the restroom door and a lady opened it on me while I was peeing the year prior. The insurance office definitely has the preferable restroom of the two if I have to drop a deuce again when I'm in that area, and I'm not exactly shy about doing so.
Catherine
Replies
Marley: I am so sorry about your accident! Yes, laxatives can be powerful but so can constipation. You will move on from the experience. As someone who has had several accidents, I've come to admit that they can happen to anyone. I'm glad that you feel better and I hope that your college and community are getting back to normal!
Jenny: Hi SIS! I am so sorry about the shart while you were running. I've only had that happen a couple of times, as I am jogger myself. You are right, there is no reason to be ashamed of skidmarks, just as there is no reason to be ashamed having an accident. It happens. (But it is still a little embarrassing - blushing!). Also, I had a really good poop just a while ago. It came out all at once but broke apart and made a big pile of brown logs in the toilet. It looked like a campfire!
Jenny, you mentioned that you pooped yourself as an adult with a GI bug. You've alluded to having done a full poop in your pants before in your posts. I would love to hear your story!
Danielle: That story was amazing! I'm glad that you found relief and were able to do so privately while on the trail! I hope you are feeling better!
John H: You asked if Alan knew that Beth and I exchange poop pics. The answer is no. And Beth's husband does not know either. We are good friends and nothing more and so neither of us see any reason that we should share that detail with anyone (well, except I am sharing this on a forum!) I like that Alan is interested in my bowel movements and I am happy to comply with this interest. I think I am not as interested in his because the whole point of my interest is how it feels and how vulnerable I feel, if that makes sense. Beth and I are just into big poops and I think that it is more of a humorous interest and bonding interest than anything.
Curious - here are answers to your surveys!
When was the last time you pooped and found out you did not have any toilet paper or not enough to do the job? Thanks to my parents, I always had enough toilet paper in my bathroom growing up. As an adult, I always have flushable wipes and Charmin in my purse. I have always been prepared well for a bowel movement away from home. Plus, having had a few accidents has reinforced my need to be prepared.
Did you wipe with something else (e.g. a paper towel, tissue, sock, cloth towel)? See above.
Were you able to just rinse in the shower right after? See above
If you had to just pull up your underwear, how did the rest of the day go? were you uncomfortable? Did you notice a smell? I am grateful to always leave the bathroom clean. I am a little obsessed, but I am always prepared.
1A. When was the last time you pooped? This morning, about 45 minutes ago.
1B. When was the most memorable time you pooped? I know you may find this gross, but it's the few times that I have had a genuine solid poop accident in my pants. Also, you can read about some other memorable poops of mine on the forum. One just appeared in the "random" function on page 2414. I've posted since 2009 or page 1817, I think...
2A. When was the last time you peed? At the same time that I pooped.
2B. When was the most memorable time you peed? I really do not like peeing. I remember a few times when playing college volleyball needing to pee really bad when we made it to our hotel on a road trip.
3A. When was the last time you farted? I farted while typing!
3B. When was the most memorable time you farted? I think that the first fart in front of Alan is the most memorable because...well because it was the first one. It was on July 4 and I was at the dishwasher.
4. When was the last time you got a skid mark? I never get skid marks.
4B. When was the most memorable time you got a skid mark?
I hope that everyone is enjoying their Wednesday! Have a great poop today!
Love to all!
Catherine!Pete
Questionnaire
How important is privacy when you need to poop?
Have you ever pooped in a public toilet with the toilet door open?
Do you find the stink in a public toilet tiresome or merely inevitable?
Do you regularly count the turds in your average bowel movement? If so, how many turds are there?
Do you produce floating or sinking turds?
Do you regularly get skidmarks in your underclothes? (be honest)
Do you do a courtesy flush after the first few turds have fallen?
Have you ever written graffiti on the doors of public toilets? If so were the graffiti texts or drawings? (You do not need to give any details)Chakamami (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
Dear...
Mina read about Catherine's friend Beth. Jenny SIS said, "I hope Beth is feeling better". We didn't know that she was ill. We also hope she is better and can come to you Catherine and have lovely time with you. It is always bad news when someone we love is ill. We hope always that everybody this site is very fine every time.
Catherine, we are same with you, we are not so interested in motion of man. If it is woman, we are interested a bit, but we don't turn on. Only we are thinking about her feeling, we hope she is doing satisfy motion and feel good after. (So we enjoy Annie's post when she is satisfy, also Abby and and and...many more.)
But there is exception. If Mina's first boyfriend, he is from Wales, he become widower, Mina want to invite him to Japan, and she will try to persuade him to go to loo with her and let her to see his motion. And then have him next her when she is defecating.
We are very interested in motion of our crushes and when they defecating we turn on quite much.
Danielle, we are happy that no one see you when you defecating like elephant. We understand your embarrass even we ourselves are not embarrass type. If we see you doing that, we surround you all four of us with looking away from you, so other people never see you. We four often defecate like elephant so you are not only one. Some times, but not often, one of us have to sit on loo about 30 minutes and do and do and do, drop mierda so many times until loo becomes to overflow. Recently Chae and Maho had that experience.
Sandra, we are happy you overcome phobia and no albatross hang from your neck now. Public loo is not so bad if it is clean. You are surround with women who are having wonderful time with their busy bottom, so you can also have wonderful time. We wish you a good luck and hope you will always feel comfy in any loo and do and do and do your mierda until you satisfy.
And like we said beginning of this post, we hope everyone is very fine and very happy.
Love to everyone.
Chakamami
Jenny
Catherine-Sharts are awkward, they are like skidmarks by way more uncomfortable! However, I have never had a full solid poop in my pants, and I could understand how that would feel better than liquid poop in my pants! I mean I would never try to poop my pants, but knowing the relief/parasympathetic response after I struggle hold my poop in (sympathetic response) is so satisfying! A soft solid poop is like eating after fasting, a post run high after a hard/long run and..umm...(shhhh lol) coitus after hours (days?) of feeling frisk!). Twice I have pooped in my pants when I had a GI bug and did not feel relief after I pooped diarrhea in my pants...I just had more diarrhea in the toilet :( I blush when I find a skidmark, or sometimes fart or poop near a loved on. Blushing is a little satisfying too. But sharting is just weird. I did have diarrhea in my pants randomly in the last year in a half, but I did not feel sick nor notice I had an accident until I wiped. I was groggly and noticed poop on the toilet paper, then looked at my dark underwear
Here are some Surveys just for you SPAS!( well per your request, survey is for EVERYONE)
Wiping survey-
1. Do wipe sitting or standing ( or in-between)
2. Do you bunch the toilet paper or fold ( so something else)
3a. Do you use anything besides tp ( bidet, wet wipes, unwipe, toilet mirror) to enhance wiping
3b. How long have you used "enhanced wiping?"
3c. Have use noticed cleaner underwear, less body odor, or any other improvements since starting "enhanced wiping" ( unless you are Catherine, you probably took a huge poop before volleyball practice, got all sweaty, had a huge wedgie, and had spotless white panties when you undressed..haha. I have seen some clean white panties in the locker room..yoy gals amaze me...hahaha)
4. What type of underwear did you last get a skidmark in?
5. Have you ever gotten poop on your hand wiping?
still curious survey:
1A. When was the last time you pooped? 5 minutes ago
1B. When was the most memorable time you pooped? So many, this may change day to day. I remember a great poop in a clean honeybucket before my first half marathon. The poop was large, formed and soft (type 3-4 bristol stool scale). It was pre runm post coffee and so satisfying. I was the first poop which was very visible when I left the toilet, so it was not gross yet. But I got poop in my hand wiping. There was only hand sanitizer so I had to wipe my hand with just toilet paper. I went to find a public restroom after to wash with soap and water. How do we clean our butts blindly with 1pl toilet paper?!? (epilogue I wore a black sports thong so unknown if I got a skid, but my crack was itchy on the drive home. maybe it was the wipe, or the 12.1 mile run...)
2A. When was the last time you peed? in the middle of my poop
2B. When was the most memorable time you peed? Anytime I hold it so long I kind of subconsciously put my hand between my legs. Often when I am watching a movie, or driving home. When I get home I start undoing my pants before I get to the bathroom
3A. When was the last time you farted? 10 minutes before my poop
3B. When was the most memorable time you farted? I hope this was okay...I was. ..Being intimate with my husband. Neither my husband nor I said anything, but I felt the urge to fart, yet I did not want to stop. I was bent over kissing my husband and I quietly spread my cheeks and puffed a fart out without much of noise, but it was obvious what I did...it did not spoil the mood..I felt great!
4. When was the last time you got a skid mark? actually two days ago, but I have been wearing my dark thongs since so who knows. I skidded some cheeky pink boy shorts after pooping at work. These underwear tend to ride up comfortably with my juicy bottom, but it was noticeable shortly after I pooped
4B. When was the most memorable time you got a skid mark-A lot of these two, but anytime I was getting intimate and noticed a skidmark while undressing. I would blush but it never stopped me or my partner in my tracks
Janet
I was on a scouts' hike last weekend. We had to pee and poop in the woods. I didn't poop on Saturday. Sunday morning the urge was stong. I went to the woods and left a cable onto the ground. Quite long, perhaps 30+ centimeters.STREAKS
The Banana
John H.
The portion I caught a glimpse of was like half of a banana. The same diameter, but not curved. Also the tip looked like when you rip a banana from the bunch. Skinny with a jagged ripped end.
Annie
Hard and small poop about an hour after breakfast
Hi. Woke up this morning, grabbed my Walmart bag and toothbrush and toothpaste (remember we have to keep those, our soap, toilet paper and towels in our rooms to prevent others from using them), went to the washroom, brushed my teeth, put them back into my room and went upstairs for breakfast. Had an egg sandwich and homemade soup made with tofu, green leafy green vegetables and tomatoes. She wanted me to take one bite of the sandwich first, chew that then have a mouthful of soup. It took a while to eat breakfast and when I was done it was right on time for me to take my 9 AM medications. I get it from the drug store in a blister pack since there's a lot of medications and I can't remember how much of which medications goes into the boxes (remember my brain surgery and stroke from the past affected my memory). I thanked my caregiver and went downstairs. A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop. I grabbed my Walmart bag, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put the flip flops outside my room on, turned off the light, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my dark sweatpants and dark underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first a lot then pushed. Small, hard chunks came out and went into the toilet. Not much. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll back, put the Walmart bag on the doorknob (my arms are long) and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward and wiped my butt. Slightly messy. Put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There were a bunch of small hard chunks of poop in the toilet, all of them dark. Nothing impressive. Flushed the toilet, picked up the Walmart bag, washed my hands, opened the door, turned off the light, walked out of the washroom and went to my room. Took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light (the light for my room is in the hallway outside my room), opened the door, went in, put the flip flops on in here, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here and now writing this. That was a very disappointing poop but hopefully later I can do a better one (and hopefully not clog the toilet). I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and is having a good week.
Happy pooping and peeing
Annie
Katie
Modesty pee
Recently I had to do a "modesty pee". I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We had only been dating for a few weeks so he hadn't seen me naked or anything. We went to the beach. It was a hot day so we had been drinking a lot of Gatorade and lemonade. I had to pee really bad but I didn't want to tell him. He had his arm around me and could tell something was wrong. I told him I had to go so bad I was about to explode but I didn't want to flash my butt to the world. So I went over to the dunes, pulled my shorts down and peed like crazy in my panties. I have a huge bladder so my panties were completely soaked. I went back over to him and said "all better!"Courtesy pee
"COURTESY PEE"
I'm really good at peeing outdoors. Being raised in a rural area I practically peed in the bushes before I used a toilet. When I'm alone I will pee outside anytime. I've dropped my pants and peed lots of places. But I'm also very shy. Even among my other female friends. I won't let them see my pussy or butt. That has gotten me in some desperate situations like camping or hiking. I will hold as long as I possibly can even when other girls are peeing right in front of me. If I have absolutely no choice and I'm going to pee uncontrollably I will pull my jeans down and pee through my panties. My friends think it is weird. But I'm very shy about showing my private parts
Annie
Constipation during my period now
I'm on my period (joy. Not) and trying to drink more warm water (that's how my caregiver wants all of us to drink water. She's Taiwanese and 71). I've also been eating healthy. Each time I try to go to the washroom it comes out as hard clumped up balls. Nothing substantial. So I'm trying to drink more warm water to soften everything up. I'm also doing stretches and exercises in my room (from YouTube). Not pleasant being constipated but hopefully by the end of today I can do a big softer poop. I have had constipation issues off and on since I was a baby, am on prescription laxatives and stool softeners, my diet is healthy so I need to increase the amount of water I drink. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping hopefully
AnnieJessica W
Answering survey
1A. When was the last time you pooped?
This morning.
1B. When was the most memorable time you pooped?
Hard to mention, but I would love to adress every time I pooed outside
2A. When was the last time you peed?
10 minutes ago lol.
2B. When was the most memorable time you peed?
Back when I was 18 and peed just in front of a friend's house.
3A. When was the last time you farted?
You don't wanna know haha.
3B. When was the most memorable time you farted?
Eh, not into farts.
4. When was the last time you got a skid mark?
Just last week.
4B. When was the most memorable time you got a skid mark?
Not into skid marks either, sorry.JW
"Bear Down"
I guess we wouldn't be reading this website if we didn't have an interest in pooping. I believe my interest was awakened, long ago, by my Mother. My earliest memory of her is her method of toilet training me. She placed a small potty chair near the toilet in the bathroom. There I would sit while my Mother struggled and grunted to get her reluctant bowels to move. In between her efforts she would encourage me to "bear down like Mommy does". The words "bear down" have always been an association, for me, with the act of pooping. Words that seem to have been replaced in recent years by the word "push" or "pushing". Even in childbirth videos or stories one seldom hears the instruction to "bear down".
I've recent started watch a series on Netflix, called Yellowjackets. The movie follows a team of female Socker players how must survive a plane crash in a remote forest. One member of the team has some medical training. In the opening scene of the forth episode she's alone with the team's injured coach and is attempting to get him to have a bowel movement by telling him to "bear down". Very surprised to hear the instruction given in a modern movie.~~JW
Ricky H.
Use the toilet
Omg it all started when I had to rush to the bathroom, drop my basketball shorts, sat on the toilet, a solid came out my rectum, cleaning it up afterwards, I felt like I needed more deodorant because it took a while to clean up my poo, staring at the toilet with my poo in the toilet, it smelled bad, got up rinsed my stinky hands off and soaped them. Then I realized how disgusting it was and left the vacant area.
Bianca
Single Poop
After breakfast today, I had one episode of poop sludge. One of my pees was done at the ???? whe I board the Duck. Luckily, I didn't have to go bad as I walked in recovering from being startled by something. To Annie: hope you're pooping well. As far as my poops now are concerned, I no longer worry about fixing it. If something bad was up, I would've known by now. Bye.
Annie
Constipation and replies
Hi. I have been eating healthy as usual but am constipated. My caregiver has been reminding me to drink more water. Usually I've been good at drinking enough water but for the last couple or few days I haven't been drinking as much (each of us keep a water jug and jar or bottle in our rooms). Been trying to increase my water and later I will do exercises in my room (remember that I had brain surgery and a stroke in 2013 in my late 20s so that affected my memory. I can't go out without help-someone going with me or taking me to and from places). We'll see if all of this helps me go.
Now for replies
To Catherine-It's okay, thank you :) I am doing well, just constipated
To Austin-Thank you, I don't remember that (memory issues because of my brain surgery and stroke in 2013). I poop whenever my body gets an urge, not any specific time
Happy pooping (hopefully) and stay safe and healthy
AnnieNorm
Replies
Hi Jenny that's nice you got back to that restaurant and met that nice server again. It was only right that you took another dump there, would have been rude not to! You said you stand up while wiping - hope you dont mind me asking to describe please, do you stand up fully or do you still squat slightly?
Hi Sandra loved all three of your posts. Even though I'm a bloke I can relate to both things you raise - where you talk about your issue with having a poo in public toilets, particularly having a clearout at work; and also your actual way pooing and wiping after.
I had a serious hangup about pooing at work for years and my first full time job I actually never pooed in the office which was ridiculous. If there was a night out I went home and wasted time or went out to another pub or shopping centre to take a dump ahead of a night out. I even pulled the going to a different floor routine in subsequent jobs at times when I regresssed a little but did stop that stuff later on and I just poo when I need to at work - when you gotta go you gotta go for yourself!
It is a big step to get over this so great work on doing that and I get why that's your most memorable poo. I think practicalities and some restrictions just forced me to get over it.
In terms of having a poo, I found a lot of similarly to what you say, even down to raising my right ass-cheek slightly and enjoying the bit of ventilation on my ass while I'm sitting on the toilet as well!
On a good day I'll have 2-3, preferably 3 good dumps where I feel relieved, empty and gas free after. I like a good clearout in the morning as well, but like you things don't always go to plan and might have to go again later and then hopefully get that relieved feeling.
I like the way you wipe your bum and do it similarly - I cup the paper to grab the poo first to avoid smearing it and wipe after, and my final cleanup step is patting my hole same as you said!
Thanks for sharing Sandra. Keep posting!
Catherine
Tenth Anniversary (Of a funny story)
Hi Toiletstool,
I am having a little private moment on the toilet and just selected the random feature and it pulled up page 2414. My name was at the top of the page! It was the story of the time a three-year-old made embarrassing comments about me using the bathroom! Oh how I remember that day just like it was yesterday! I was just shy of my 34th birthday and trying to rebuild my life and I took a huge dump in the church bathroom with a mother and her two small children present.
I don't know if you ever think about things, but the two children, Emma and JJ, are now teens. Emma is 16 and driving and JJ is 13 and still has that cotton-top blond hair and blue eyes! He is quite a handsome teen! John and Erin are such a wonderful couple. I can't say that Alan and I are close to them, but still love and respect them!
Of course, Pastor Dan has since retired, which made room for "Beth" to come into our lives!
It was fun to remember that! Thanks!
Love to all!
Catherine!
Random Girl
To Jenny
Long story short
I couple summers ago, I went out dancing on a summer night wearing white pants and of course light skin colored thong so you could not see my underwear through my pants.
I remember I had a good time, but admittingly I had too much to drink.
I fell asleep on my friends couch that night. I went to pee and I found a skidmark in my white pants and thong. Thankfully it was not visible on the outside of my pants. I wiped and still had poop to wipe even though I just peed. I must of pooped at the club and either wiped very poorly or not at all.
MJ
Question To Danielle
To Danielle: - do you ever try and push without a laxative if you are constipated?
Missing the stories from Kenna and Lavah!
Friday, October 18, 2024
Catherine
Responses
Jenny SIS!!! So glad that you had a really productive movement at the time you wrote that. Today is Wednesday and I just a had a really comfortable, smooth, BM that looks like a Peanut Butter colored snake. It was thick and long enough for a good sensation - maybe a little over a foot long and maybe 1.5 inches thick. Then I pushed a couple of aftershocks out. A squirt from the bidet and Charmin and I am ready to go about my day! I hope you are well!
Toylet: "Beth" and I hit it off immediately. She is not your typical minister - very real and down to earth. We shared a motel room on a women's retreat and both enjoyed some really large poops. It's not like we share photos often, but only when we have something really big! Haha! I wrote about Beth on 3027.
I hope that everyone has a great day! Love to all!
Catherine!
Also, if anyone has some great surveys to post or repost, then please do. I love the surveys!
to Mazeydaze about poop and revenge
When I was a kid I wanted to embarrass my sister so I asked her in front of all her friends if she remembered peeing her pants at church and she was furious. A few weeks later I was running to the bathroom and she came over and tackled me and sat on me. I screamed and said let me up I have to poop and she said I know and wouldn't let me up. I was trying to fight her while keeping in my poop but she was bigger and stronger than me. After a few minutes, she grabbed my legs and forced them wide apart and then held them down so I couldn't squeeze them together again and with that I just couldn't hold on anymore and pooped it all out into my pants. I was crying with shame and rage but she sure got her revenge on me that day.
Skidmarked from Columbia
Inconvenience poop
You ever go somewhere and as soon as you get into the parking lot you gotta pee and poop? Something similar happens to me. I was walking yesterday after the gym and my bowels were "unreasonable". There's normally almost never anyone on the trail and it's far from any cars and you're deep where nobody can see you. So I pulled down my shorts and pooped. When I was pooping I started peeing myself! I was a little shocked, because I'm a grownup and just peed myself and I have the biggest skidmark on my underwear when it came time for me to pull my shorts up. I wasn't very emotional about it. I was also "really drunk" I drank a four loco (green apple).I walked and walked listening to binaural beats and Scripture thinking about the excitement of FINALLY having a story to share. (I struggle to have a real story). While I was walking I kept needing to pee. I just kept walking until night because where I parked people were there and could see my accident. Then night hit and I got into my pickup and went home. This happened again last night but (pun intended) I didn't have an accident just a big skid mark from not being able to wipe. Because I remembered not to make the same mistake again. My thing I could be sad or embarrassed or whatever but I chose to just be excited to FINALLY have a new story to share :)
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